20 Positives that go through your head when having an Asian massage

1. Damn, this feels SO good…

2. I don’t think I have ever felt so relaxed…

3. Ah, the therapist is working wonders on my neck, back and shoulders – the tension has completely gone!

4. Ok, I’ve struggled with sleeping for ages but I really think I could fall asleep right now – save it for later…

5. They’ve just massaged away my headache, how is that possible?

6. Wow, my lower back pain has gone too – this massage therapist is a genius!

7. Is this person a masseuse or a painkiller? Because right now they’re working better than Paracetamol or Ibuprofen!

8. Not to mention all my worries have gone.

9. I think I’m feeling less anxious.

10. And less stressed, they really are a miracle worker!

11. Tonight’s sleep is going to feel SO good now my body and mind feels refreshed.

12. Wow, they’ve also massaged away the swelling from my injury.

13. I feel so flexible right now!

14. Anyone for the gym right now? Or want to play football? I’m raring for some activity..

15. Ok, maybe we should save it for later – but I’ve not felt this fit in years!

16. Ah, my skin feels softer than a baby’s bum! This massage therapist really is knocking some years off me.

17. And is it me or do my stretch marks look like they’ve gone down?

18. Stop looking, I need to close my eyes and enjoy the end of my massage, I’m SO content!

19. Awww, I don’t want this to end.

20. Sooo, when can I book again?

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A-Z reasons why massage therapy is good for you

An improved immune system

Burns calories

Cortisol, the body’s “stress hormone” is reduced

Decreases migraines and headaches

Eases the symptoms of mental illness, including depression and anxiety

Flexibility is improved

Greatly eases muscle tension

Helps older people achieve a greater range of motion and balance

Increases endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers

Joint mobility is enhanced

Knowledge of your body’s limits is better understood

Lowers blood pressure

Massage feels damn good

Nausea for migraine and cancer sufferers is reduced

Oxygen and blood circulation is improved

Pregnancy symptoms including morning sickness and tiredness are relieved

Quality of life is enhanced

Recovery from injury and illness is stimulated

Serotonin, the body’s “feel good” hormone is released

Temper is improved, especially for dementia sufferers

Unwinds the body and mind

Very effective for relieving stress

Warms up the muscles for exercise

Xtremely therapeutic, say no more!

Your aches and pains subside

Zzzzz, sleeping problems including insomnia and fatigue are relieved

 

 
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Why a happy ending massage is an experience everyone needs to try

Everyone who’s ever watched porn or is even just a little bit savvy on sex-related topics will have heard of a happy ending before. In case you haven’t, a happy ending is a euphemism for an orgasm, so a happy ending massage is a massage that ends in an orgasm. Happy ending massages are famous in red light districts, particularly in Asia.

Because of the sexual nature of a happy ending massage, many people are united in the belief that the practice is a form of prostitution. In reality, the happy ending is offered as an optional extra after the massage and so, is a consensual act between two adults rather than a business transaction.

There is a modern day witch hunt for erotic massages and parlours which offer happy endings. In many countries, there are very strict regulations on massage therapy as it’s so physical in nature. Erotic masseuses are not generally viewed as licensed massage therapists even if they have all the proper qualifications and training. This negative view of happy ending massages often mean that the benefits are overlooked. And regardless of where you might sit on the happy ending landscape and what your thoughts are, massages and orgasms have many benefits.

The many benefits of a happy ending massage

Massages are known for their relaxing benefits. There are countless news articles and blog posts that have documented the physical and psychological benefits of a massage. A 2012 study published in the Science Translational Medicine discovered that a 10 minute Swedish massage helped to significantly reduce inflammation in muscles. But the benefits go beyond soothing aches, pains and strains. There is an increasing body of research that suggests the benefits of a deep tissue rubdown go beyond reducing stress. A massage is even better for you than you might originally think.

Helps with anxiety and depression

Because a massage is so relaxing in nature, it can help to soothe deep stress, anxiety and even depression. Massages reduce the levels of the stress hormone cortisol in the body. This boosts spirits and overall mood as well as lowering blood pressure. This can also increase the levels of serotonin and dopamine, which have been linked to depression. The pleasurable nature of a happy ending means even more dopamine is released as well as other feel-good hormones. When you orgasm, your body releases endorphins like oxytocin and prolactin. These hormones work to improve and stabilise mood, promoting an overall positive state of mind.

Reduces pain and joint stiffness

A 2011 study found that massage helped people who were suffering from pain feel and work better in comparison to people who didn’t receive any massage. The lead author of the study later said in a press release: “We found the benefits of massage are about as strong as those reported for other effective treatments [like] medications, acupuncture, exercise and yoga.” Massage has also been found to reduce joint stiffness and improve range of motion in people with osteoarthritis. The happy ending associated in an erotic massage releases feel-good hormones which help to reduce the intensity of pains and aches.

Eases insomnia

If you’ve ever found yourself drifting off during a massage or even while a hairdresser is massaging your head with shampoo at the sink, you won’t need much convincing that a massage can help with sleep problems. According to Health Magazine, numerous studies have investigated this link and found that massage affects delta waves, which are brain waves that are connected to deep sleep. Plus, have you ever noticed how relaxed, refreshed and sleepy you feel after a good orgasm? This is because of the sudden boost in oxytocin and prolactin – hormones that leave you feeling calm and relaxed, which just so happens to be two of the best states for falling asleep in. A happy ending massage can give you a very intense orgasm that blasts your insomnia out of the water.

Boosts immunity

Many studies have linked massage to improving the immune system. A 2010 study found massage actually increased levels of white blood cells in the body. The stress hormone cortisol is said to reduce levels of white blood cells and as massage reduces stress, it makes sense that the therapy can boost the immune system’s function. A happy ending massage is even more pleasurable than your ordinary massage, so you can expect to feel even freer from the clutches of stress. When you orgasm, your body naturally releases hormones that work to improve mood and reduce stress, which in turn, reduces the levels of the white blood cell attacking cortisol.

Helps with PMS

Ladies, rejoice! Several small studies have found massage reduces particular symptoms of PMS, including bloating, cramps and mood swings. It’s also well-known that orgasms can reduce these symptoms, particularly cramps.

Raises alertness

A 1996 Touch Research Institute (TRI) study gave participants a 15 minute massage and found that they become more alert and completed a set of maths questions more quickly and accurately. Orgasms stimulate brain activity by getting your heart racing and blood flowing, which sends a sudden surge of nutrients to your brain. Orgasms have also been linked to improving concentration. When you focus on a singular goal, you can improve your concentration and attention span.

Reduces headaches and migraines

Massage can ease the pain of headaches and migraines. According to WebMD and TRI, regular sessions can reduce the number of migraines suffered and limit the pain intensity. A 2009 study found massage reduced pain for people with tension headaches and lowered the associated stress. There is also evidence to suggest orgasms also play a role due to the release of endorphins and oxytocin.

Brightens skin and complexion

Believe it or not, some strokes and prods in the right places can even make you more beautiful. In 2011, Lady Gaga told Elle Magazine that she kept her skin flawless by having orgasms and dermatologists have backed this up. When you orgasm, you increase blood flow to the skin, open up blood vessels and get that flushed glow. But it’s not just that. During the lead-up to an orgasm, your body releases DHEA, a steroid hormone, and human growth hormone which work to keep the skin supple and elastic. When combined with a massage, which boosts blood circulation, improves lymphatic drainage of toxins from cells and brightens up a dull skin complexion and limp hair, you really can get flawless skin.

Helps people undergoing treatment for serious illnesses e.g. cancer

Because of the many above-mentioned benefits, massage can be especially helpful for people who have and are undergoing treatment for serious conditions such as cancer. Studies have found massage can relieve fatigue, pain, stress, anxiety, insomnia, depression and nausea in cancer patients.

Make you more confident

Because of all the endorphins and hormones released, stimulated brain activity and glowing skin, you’re left feeling content and confident. People who are sexually satisfied usually feel better about themselves in the long-run.

There you go – 10 reasons why a happy ending massage is something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetimes. Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it! If you’d like to take the plunge, we offer a range of erotic Asian massages with happy ending from £120 incall and £140 outcall. Don’t wait, your dream happy ending massage in London is only a call away! 07818115239 Visit http://www.happy-massage.co.uk/happy-ending-service/ for more details.