Why you need to treat yourself to a sensual massage this Christmas

Christmas, a time for over-indulging, endless presents and copious Santa movies -despite being the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ the build-up to the special day can be immensely stressful and can take its toll on us mentally and physically. So, next time you find yourself unable to move on Oxford Street or be halted in an endless queue in Harrods butchers, take a break from your Christmas shopping and visit our parlour for a sensual massage. The super soothing bodywork navigates your body and mind into a euphoria of sexual serenity (a far cry from the stresses of London’s bustling festive scene!) here is why you NEED to treat yourself to a sensual massage this Christmas.

Reduces your stress

Did we order enough turkey? Will the kids like their presents? And how are we going to cook Christmas dinner for so many people? Are just a few common stresses leading up to Christmas. Despite a large glass of mulled wine and a minced pie taking our minds off our festive niggles, it doesn’t compare to a massage. Massage is known for being AMAZING for stress relief, with the power of sensual strokes are even better.

Just like popular massage styles, sensual massage begins with the masseuse rubbing her tantalising dainty finger tips all over your less sensitive areas including your neck, back and shoulders. Using soothing strokes, the therapist is able to break down stress adhesions and eliminate the stress hormone, cortisol. You might moan with pleasure, but believe me – the main stress relief hasn’t started yet!

Unlike most massage styles, during a sensual experience there is nothing off limits. Meaning the masseuse is happy to massage you anywhere and we mean anywhere! Watch as she transitions to caress your inner thighs before edging closer and closer to your most intimate areas. Take a deep breath as she traces circular motions all over your lingam, making it harder and harder. A spine-tingling and toe-curling happy ending is always guaranteed with one of our sensual massages. Nothing compares to an orgasm for stress relief. While climaxing the feel good hormone oxytocin is released, with eliminates all the festive stress which has built up and promotes good mood.

Boosts your immune system

When we are feeling stressed, our immune system weakens, Christmas stress is no exception! Also, during the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ colds and flus are everywhere, making it very difficult in avoiding getting ill. This is where a sensual massage can help. A university study by Wilkes found that people who have regular orgasms have a 30% increase in immunoglobulin A, which helps to strengthen immunity and weakens your chances of becoming ill this Christmas. Who knew orgasms could do more than feel DAMN good?

Eases your headaches

Screaming children, people running in every direction and the constant endurance of traffic can make Christmas shopping in London a nightmare on Elm Street rather than a Fairy tale of New York. When many of us are stressed the headaches begin! However, instead of running to the nearest Boots for a packet of paracetamol then you should try a sensual massage.

By performing slow, soft and gentle glides the masseuse is able release endorphins, which act as the body’s natural painkillers. Endorphins masks the pain signals from the entering the central nervous system. Many migraine studies have shown massage to work extremely complementary in aiding stress relief. But sensual massage goes one step further! A 2013 study by the University of Munster in Germany found that two thirds of headache sufferers found sexual activity to be more effective at relieving headaches than medication.

Could we give you any more reason to get a sensual massage? Well, we think we can!

Burns the Christmas calories

Mince pies, pigs in blankets and Ferrero rochers – we all are guilty of overindulging during the Christmas period! However, don’t complain about putting on extra few pounds and get a sensual massage! Yes, massage can actually help to burn the calories. Kicking back and relax as one of our oriental girls performs long, gentle and gliding strokes all over your naked body burns 80 calories per hour. And even better, when the masseuse gets down to the raunchy business the calories burn even more!

According to experts, making sexual activity hot and last is INCREDIBLE at busting your Christmas timber. So, what more could you want than a slow and soothing sensual massage, which builds the tension through the roof? Opt for the full service and you will burn a staggering 288 calories per hour. Or, if you’re feeling extra naughty then be sure to moan and groan. After all, it not only enhances your pleasure but can help lose an extra 30 calories!

Who said you had to feel guilty for that extra helping of Christmas puddings?

Feeling stressed this Christmas or fancy treating yourself to the most pleasurable present yet? Be sure to book a sensual massage here at Happy Massage. Our hot oriental goddesses can’t wait to do more than jingle your bells this festive period!

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Which erotic massage is on your Christmas menu?

Holidays are coming! And at Happy Massage we encourage you to be on Santa’s naughty list! Therefore we’ve comprised of a list of your favourite, most devouring Christmas day grub to see which delicious massage style you should be feasting on this December. So go on, it’s the time for having fun after all!

Nuru – pigs in blankets

Pigs in blankets, the Christmas dish we all love to fully indulge our self in over the festive period. Despite being sensationally mouth-watering, we usually save pigs in blankets as a Christmas day treat. (That’s 364 days a year without the scrumptious savoury snack, how do we even manage?!) Nuru massage is exactly the same, the naughtiest massage of them all that if we have too many we would get into trouble! See yourself as the little piggy and your girl as the blanket as she wraps her sizzling flavoursome features all over your naked body.

Prostate – Christmas pudding

Christmas pudding can be the delicious ending to your festive feast, but remember, they don’t tickle everyone’s taste buds! Christmas pudding is for those who are adventurous and aren’t shy to try daring things, sounds similar to a prostate massage, right? Just like Christmas pudding, prostate massage isn’t for everyone and allows you to experience unique but insanely exotic flavours. Get fruity as the sweet masseuse slips a finger inside and gets your prostate gland tingling – what a finish to a delicious banquet!

Four hands – roast turkey

Roast turkey is without doubt the most devouring dish of Christmas dinner. Seriously, we would probably cancel Christmas without it. Four hands massage works all the same, the ultimate treat and without doubt the main course on an erotic massage menu. Just like a turkey dinner, you’re going to get roasted! With two hot girls getting up on your grill it’s not rude to go back for second helpings.

Body-to-body – After Eights

After Eights, the indulgent treat for those with a sweet tooth (sounds to us like a body to body massage!) Just like the orgasmic sensation of putting after eights in your mouth, body to body melts all your stresses away and oozes you into naughty-coated pleasure. Similar to feasting on Christmas chocolate, body-to-body leaves you craving more and more. You might even get the most mind-blowing happy ending!

Tantric – mince pies

How many mince pies do we devour in December? But don’t feel guilty, it’s Christmas after all! Tantric is the mince pie of massages and we encourage to have as many as your desires! Just like mince pies, tantric is sweetly seasoned on the outside but becomes more moist as you delve inside. You’ll definitely not be able to get enough of this sweet treat!

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Five reasons why you need a happy ending massage before you fly

It’s a treat to start off your trip

First of all, whether you’re going away on business or leaving the country for pleasure you NEED to book a massage beforehand. Forget a pre-flight pint or a browse around the endless duty free, this is the ultimate treat before flying on a big bird. Outcall one of our gorgeous Asian masseuses to the comfort of your hotel and your work is done. Watch as they strip out of their raunchiest underwear as you feast your hungry eyes all over her naked body. Your spine will probably be tingling with excitement, but this is just the starter of this delicious banquet. Allow her to guide you to the bed to give you the raciest rubdown of your life. Your mind will be blown with more than just happy ending! At Happy Massage we have oriental goddesses who can fulfil every one of your wildest fantasies – whether you want a sweet and innocent pocket rocket or a boobilicious beauty with a booty to rival Kim Kardashian’s, we have it covered. Sure, the whole experience is bound to feel like Christmas, but this is just a pre-treat to begin your exotic trip!

It can melt all your pre-flight stresses away

We all know airports and aeroplanes to be stressful experiences, kids running around in every direction, the endless announcements over the speaker and not to mention the never ending queue for the toilets. You might escape to the exclusive lounge to indulge yourself in champagne on tap and a cuisine fit for a king to help de-stress before your flight, but why only start the unwinding process there? Massage is super effective for helping you de-stress, but with a happy ending massage the benefits are even more enhanced. You may be used to the super-soothing strokes of a classic massage, but with one of our stunning sirens NOTHING is off limits. Meaning they can release the tension which has built in your most intimate areas. Moan and groan with a euphoria of pleasure as she arouses you to the most blissful happy ending, if that isn’t enough to release all your pre-flight stress then I don’t know what is!

It can help you sleep

Let’s face it, if you’re going on a business trip to China or an exotic holiday to Hawaii you’re going to be bored on the plane, so what better way to ease the boredom than sleeping. Ok, sometimes it’s easier said than done to sleep on the flight, but a happy ending massage can help! The soothing strokes of a massage is enough to absorb your body and mind into a sweet state of serenity, enough to melt all your worries away and relax literally every one of your muscles – perfect if you’re wanting to catch some extra zzzzz’s! If you want a slow and soothing or a raunchy and heart-racing massage we have girls to fit the bill! Watch as she takes you to the horniest state you’ve ever been in as she teases up and down your lingam while you moan and groan with break-taking pleasure!.A massage with one of our Asian beauties is bound to be the most enjoyable workout of your life. You’re guaranteed to need more than a lie down after and what better way to chill than flying to a different country? If you’re not sleeping like a baby after one of our happy ending massages then there must be something wrong with you!

It can ease plane seat back pain

Reluctant to fly because you know just how sore your back is going to be after enduring hideous plane seating? Well don’t suffer in silence and prepare with a happy ending massage beforehand. Experts suggest individuals are more likely to have worsened lower back pain if they don’t give their body the TLC it needs (I.E having a massage!) The tantalising powerful strokes of one of our highly-trained therapist works out all of the muscle knots developing in your back before they get worse on the plane! Your body is guaranteed to have a new lease of life as you arrive in the country pain-free. Who said flying is a chore?

Boosts your immune system

Ok, getting post-flight sickness is a thing and is enough to put some people from flying. Illness occurs as subjecting yourself to airplane air-conditioning for copious hours riddles yourself with other peoples germs from the air being re-circulated. However, you can beat getting ill with a happy ending massage. Soothing massage strokes enhance the quality of the blood and oxygen flow as well as increasing the white blood cell count, which helps to eliminate waste products. All these factors is what boosts your immune system AND I bet you didn’t know regular orgasms can also stop you from getting sick? So, if you really want to stop yourself from getting ill at the beginning of your trip then look no further than a happy ending massage!

So what are you waiting for? It’s a no brainer to book a happy ending massage before you fly! Outcall one of our Asian sensual sirens to the comfort of your own home or hotel to start your trip with a bang (Literally!) There really is no better way to kick-start your getaway!

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