The science why Swedish massage is the best massage EVER

If you’re looking for utter relaxation you cannot beat a Swedish massage. The slow, soft and soothing bodywork, which originates from in Berlin, is hailed as the most popular bodywork within western culture. Science has recently proved there to be SO many more reasons to seek Swedish massage which go beyond being relaxing and unwinding. Allow us to explain!

Let’s start off sleep…

Are you an individual who struggles to catch their zzzs at night or are sleeping FAR too much? Well, the good news for you is that Swedish massage can be the key to regulating your sleeping pattern. Doctors believe that seven to nine hours of snoozing is a healthy amount and Swedish massage helps to achieve this. By performing long effleurage and petrissage strokes onto your skin, Swedish massage therapists help to boost the amount of Serotonin within your body. The more Serotonin we have, the more regular our sleeping pattern will become – ultimately relieving symptoms of insomnia and chronic fatigue syndrome. If you’re thinking about consulting Swedish massage therapy for sleeping troubles then we advise booking a session within the evening time, when activities such as working, exercise or walking the dog will already be carried out and won’t erase the benefits of the session.

Aches and pains

If you’re a victim of a bad back, migraines or arthritis the chances are you’ve tried every painkiller under the sun to try and relieve painful symptoms. However, we advise you to the stop and try Swedish massage as an alternative and natural treatment instead. By the therapists using their delicate soft hands to glide over your body, a rush of endorphins is triggered. Many scientists understand endorphins to be the ‘body’s natural painkiller’ as when unleashed they immediately block the pain signals before they reach the central nervous system – ultimately giving the sufferer gloriously rewarding relief. So what evidence supports this?

Well, a 2002 study investigated the effect of massage therapy on victims of chronic headaches. During the study, the participants received Swedish strokes directed towards the neck and shoulder muscles with headache frequency, duration of pain and the intensity being recorded throughout. It found that headache frequency was reductive massively during the first week of the therapy, with reductions continuing as the study progressed. For most participants the headaches duration was also decreased. (Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1447303/ )

So to summarise, the more Swedish massage therapy sessions you opt for the more your aches and pains will be eliminated.

Prevents you from getting sick

Its winter and the chances of getting bogged down with the common cold and flu is rife. However, instead of having no choice but to take sick days and being cooked up on the sofa coughing and spluttering opt for a Swedish massage instead. Swedish massage works wonders by strengthening your immune system – with this working in two ways. First of all, the long and delicate strokes used in Swedish therapy boosts the amount of white blood cells within the body. The more white blood cells you have, the stronger your immune system usually is – ultimately preventing you from getting sick. And number two, by massaging your skin the Swedish massage therapist is able to regulate the blood circulation and replenish fresh oxygen to the body’s organs – this also helps to boost your immune system’s functions. If you’re someone who gets ill an awful lot, it’s worth considering Swedish massage therapy.

Let’s talk stress!

For decades, we have understood Swedish massage to be amazing for stress relief. But what’s the science behind this? Well, when we are stressed the stress hormone cortisol becomes trapped within our muscles – ultimately building up muscle unwanted tension and pain. However, by using petrissage techniques the therapist is able to knead out the muscle knots and erase the cortisol, ultimately providing rewarding stress relief. Massage can also emotionally and mentally eliminate stress too, by boosting the ‘feel good’ hormone oxytocin. As well as stress relief, oxytocin also encourages positive feelings, increases concentration and uplifts motivation.

Swedish massage is brimming with benefits and is regarded by many as an essential part of health maintenance. Why not books yours in today with a Happy Massage?

The etiquette towards a sex-worker

Being a sex-worker is a professional trade, which involves generating an income from offering sexual services. Though there are millions of sex-workers around the globe, there are many people who are disrespectful towards them and tarnish them with negative connotations. Many are quick to use the derogatory terms ‘prossy’, ‘hooker’ and ‘whore’ as synonyms for sex-workers.  Sex-workers may use their body as their main tool to make a living, but this doesn’t mean they deserve the abuse they are often subjected to. The sex industry is just a normal livelihood, just like being a hairdresser, spa-therapist or counsellor. Here is some etiquette you should follow towards sex-workers.

1. Don’t use offensive language

It’s important to realise that sex-workers are just normal people trying to make a living and do have feelings. Some men often get carried away and ask questions such as ‘Can I f*** her in the pussy?’ and ‘Will she suck my cock?’ as well as referring to the workers as ‘bitches’ and ‘prostitutes’ Language like this is extremely offensive to a sex-worker and will probably make them dislike you before the session has begun. If you start to use derogatory phrases the worker will probably give you a warning to stop. If you chose to continue then the worker is within her rights to stop the session immediately and ask you to leave. No refunds will be given. Politeness and manners cost nothing and will reward you with an unrushed and more professional service.

2. Don’t barter the price

Would you step foot in Tesco’s and haggle down the price of a loaf of bread? No you wouldn’t, therefore you should never try and get a lower price from a sex-worker. It’s disrespectful and can make them feel worthless. Erotic parlours are legitimate businesses, which pay their taxes and follow government guidelines just like any other professional company in Britain. To ask for a discount could rapidly decrease their profits. If you don’t like the price of a session then don’t book, it’s that simple.

3. Never presume the worker does a particular service

Any service needs to be discussed with a sex-worker before the session commences. This not only means the money side can be dealt with straight away, but it also ensures you and the worker are on the same wave length when it comes to what the session is going to entail. It’s important to never presume the worker is going to conduct such service. Oral without, intercourse and reversed oral are often classified as extras, which are offered by most workers but may not be by others. Though some customers do ask for it, it’s breaking UK law to engage in intercourse with a sex-worker without using a condom. If you presume the worker offers a service without requesting it initially then you’ll be likely shown out the door and black-listed from the parlour. The sex industry uses a special database, in which workers can upload client information to warn other workers of men who have stepped out of line. If you want to remain on good terms with the sex-industry you need to remain respectful and understand no means no.

4. Shower before your appointment

A session with a sex-worker is super intimate and involves a lot of close body contact. Do you think a sex-worker wants to get up, close and personal with your stinky body? Of course, the answer is no. Therefore it’s important to shower before your session. Personal hygiene is common courtesy at the end of the day. It’s understood that many gentlemen might choose to opt for the services of a sex-worker after a long day at the office. If it’s not feasible to nip home and shower before your session then don’t worry, as many sex-workers have complimentary shower facilities which you can use free of charge before your service commences. There really isn’t any excuse to have poor hygiene when seeking the services of a sex-worker.

We hope this post has educated you on the etiquette you should follow towards sex-workers. In time, we hope sex-workers are treated with the upmost respect they deserve and wipe prejudice views towards them out completely.

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