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Happy ending massages are everything a heterosexual man dreams about. Getting sensationally massaged and intimate with a drop-dead gorgeous masseuse is definitely up there with the crème de la crème of experiences. Though many men enjoy the wonders of happy ending massages many potential clients are concerned about one thing – is the service discreet?
Massage parlours understand that the majority of their clientele want to keep their happy ending massage a safe secret between them and the therapist. Therefore, the parlours put in special measures to ensure the happy ending massages they offer are as discreet as possible. Let’s start with incall first…
Did you know the bustling streets of London are made up of hundreds of happy ending massage parlours? Probably not. This is because happy ending massage parlours are usually disguised as luxurious private residences to protect client’s confidentiality. Most parlours often do not have a store sign or any indication it’s a massage centre. Just a small minority of parlours do have a shop front, but of course they never advertise happy ending massage from the exterior. The signs will usually promote something on the lines of Asian massage or Tantric massage, which are usual code words for erotic treatments – which will only be understand by the small minority in the know. Regular passers-by will be blissfully unaware that you’re seeking a happy ending massage.
Another precaution massage parlours take to keep the service as discreet as possible is not revealing the address online and only providing full location details when a booking is made. This stops information about the parlour coming into contact with the wrong hands.
Erotic massage parlours also try to keep customer information to a minimal to respect their confidentiality. When booking an incall, there is no requirement to tell the booking agents your name or what massage you want alongside your happy ending. All of this information can be discussed with your masseuse in private when you reach the parlour. All the booking agents need is your phone number, your choice of therapist and time you would like your session. All details are destroyed at the end of every working day, meaning there will be no trace of you having a happy ending massage.
So how discreet is happy ending massage once in the parlour? Well, every therapist is assigned their own treatment room and en-suite shower facilities. This all happy ending massages are conducted in private in the company of just yourself and the therapist. Erotic massage parlours often only have three treatment rooms and work on an appointment-only basis, the chances of bumping into another client while visiting for a happy ending massage is extremely unlikely. However, if you’d feel more comfortable you can request to wait in a private lounge for a therapist to become available, rather than the standard waiting room were you could encounter other clients.
Also, if you cannot make your appointment and don’t have the chance to let the booking team know then don’t worry – they aren’t going to start hassling you for a reason why you haven’t made it. If you’re a no show for your appointment then your details will be immediately erased from the system, ensuring there will be no trace of you booking a happy ending massage.
So let’s move our attention to outcall. Of course, when booking a mobile-visit more client information is required to make a booking to ensure the therapist can easily find you. For a private residence your full address needs to be given, along with the street and apartment number. Though it’s not a requirement, it’s often recommended that you give your first name when booking an outcall to your house, apartment or private office space.
It’s important to know that it is essential you give your full name when arranging a hotel-visit. We ask for this as unfortunately some people try to make fake bookings to hotels. By giving your full name means that the booking agents can verify you as a guest at the establishment by contacting the hotel concierge. Of course, they’ll never disclose that you are booking an erotic massage but will instead just ask if they can be put through to your room. If they ask a reason why they are calling they’ll simply say it’s regarding personal reasons. Once the booking agents have successfully been put through to your room they’ll quickly hang up and proceed with your appointment.
Once the therapist has arrived at your hotel, home or even private office space any evidence of your session will immediately be deleted from the system, which maintains a discreet service for all clients.
A common concern amongst clients booking outcall for the first time is what the masseuse will wear when she arrives. And no, she won’t turn up at your doorstep wearing the naughtiest lingerie. Instead, she always make her away to your address appropriately dressed – whether that being in jeans, a long coat or trousers. Your neighbours are sure to not bat an eyelid as a masseuse arrives at your location, they’ll probably mistaken her for a glamourous Avon lady! When possible, the masseuses will make their own way up to your room when booking an outcall to a hotel, this usually suits clients who desire a completely private service.
Whether you opt for incall or outcall, you can always be rest assured that your erotic massage will be super discreet. Here at Happy Massage client privacy is at the heart of everything we do, which is why we’d love you to come and experience our professional, seductive and relaxing massages at our Central London parlour or for a mobile visit across the capital. Our wonderful team of highly-trained oriental therapists can’t wait to get their talented soft hands on you and take you on a journey with a five-star tantalising erotic massage, all for as little as £120ph. If you want to make an appointment for a happy ending massage in London or find out more about our around-the-clock discreet services then please call our welcoming team of booking agents today