Why a Nuru Massage is the perfect solution for your summer sweats

Although the U.K summer is pretty much non-existent, when we do get a few days of sun it means many of us get all hot and bothered because we aren’t used to it. However – I have a solution!

Why not get a Nuru massage in London?

Everyone loves a bit of fun in the sun, especially if it involves and erotic massage and a beautiful oriental woman. Our Nuru massage is an ancient Japanese service that includes naked body to body contact using a thick, cool gel. The cold gel will cool your body down while a sexy Asian lady rubs and slides all over you using her bare body, how arousing does that sound? The service is 100% authentic, with the girls peformig it being highly trained in what they do. Most of them bring their skill and trade to the U.K from their hometowns in Japan, where they practiced and mastered it, bringing their perfected service to London. Her cool body will feel like a giant ice lolly rubbing all over your body, arousing your penis in an erotic way.

The Nuru massage is sensual and sexual, and ideal if you are looking for some intimate time while enjoying the good weather. Not only does it offer physical pleasure, but it will also release all your stress and tension that you may have built up in your mind. Nobody should be unhappy in the summer heat, and a nuru massage will ensure you are at the top of your game. With an exotic Asian lady by your side and soaring hot temperatures, you will feel as if you are on a foreign holiday, and every holiday needs an itinerary, here is yours –

  • Wake up in a positive and happy mood, have a nice shower and a filling, healthy breakfast!
  • Go on to our website and pick one of our many beautiful oriental ladies that you would most enjoy a Nuru massage with.
  • Pick a time that is suitable for you and book an appointment at one of our central London locations.
  • Arrive at the locations in clean and suitable manner, prepared for your massage
  • Get naked and enjoy your sensual Nuru massage!
  • Afterwards, why not try our cool soapy shower service to cool down even more and freshen up before you go out in the sun again.

I can guarantee that our nuru service will help you get through the heat and make you feel 100% refreshed not only physically but also mentally. It will leave you feeling satisfied and give you that extra bit of energy you need when the heat of the hot summer sun begins to exhaust you. It will give you that summer break that you have long anticipated throughout the winter months, and help you escape reality and enter into a euphoric state of relaxation and pleasure.

If it’s a very hot day outside, don’t hesitate to book a nuru massage in London and experience all the massage benefits listed above. Visit our nuru massage London page for more details

My first Blow-Job at age 50

Ah the ripe old age of fifty, half way to one hundred years old. I’ve seen 5 decades, the turn of the millennium, my wife walk down the aisle and the birth of my two sons – but I’ve never had a blow job (at least not until recently).

A couple of weeks before my 50th birthday my wife asked me what I would like to do to celebrate it, and I suggested perhaps a walk in the countryside with our children or a nice meal in a fancy restaurant. I also told her that it would be nice to be intimate with her seeing as it was my birthday, and bravely asked her if we could try oral sex. Believe it or not, I had never been on the receiving end, even though I was fifty. To no surprise, she advised me that it wasn’t going to happen and not to ask again. I felt hurt and angry by this.

I am a grown man with needs, and I really wanted to experience oral sex, it was rather embarrassing as at my age I feel that this is something I should have done before, and I really wanted to. I knew I had to do it somehow but prostitutes weren’t my thing and it would be too complicated to begin an affair with one of the women in my office who had made it clear that the offer was open. I confided in a close friend of mine about the whole situation when he told me that when his wife was working away for long periods of times he would go visit lingam massage parlours in London that provide happy ending. This could be my chance to finally get a blow-job!

I took the lingam massage parlour number from my mate and when I got back to my office desk the next morning I dialled in the number and let it ring. A sweet and exotic voice answered the phone, and I realised that it was an Asian massage parlour, even better. The girl was very kind and patient with my questions, and within minutes I was able to book an appointment, no hassle whatsoever. She booked me in for 8pm that night; this would give me time to run home quickly, eat and shower. Luckily my wife would still be out bringing the kids to football practice so I would be able to avoid questions asking where I was going.

This is when the nerves and doubt kicked in. I kept trying to push the thought about being unfaithful to my wife to the side, but it kept creeping in. I was also worried over actually getting a blow job, what if my penis (lingam) was too small? What if I came too soon? I didn’t want to ruin a moment that I had fantasized about for so long, so when I got home I had a few glasses of gin to calm my nerves. I needed to stay calm and enjoy this experience as much as I could.

When I arrived at the massage parlour I was directed to a door at the top of a set of stairs. I opened the door with shaky hands and eyes to the ground, when I heard that same angelic voice I had previously on the phone, I took a glance up. There she was, with long black hair and bright brown eyes. She looked like an Asian prince, an oriental delight. I couldn’t believe that I was getting the chance to be so intimate with somebody so beautiful. I had butterflies in my stomach, and I could feel my penis get slightly hard, that is how aroused she had already made me.

She led me to the bed and slowly started to undo my trousers, and finally released my penis ( lingam ). Rubbing her hands gently over my balls, and then up and down the shaft. Her tongue gently flicked against the tip, and then she took it all in her mouth. She started off slow and gentle, a real sensual lady. My breathing started to get heavier, and my penis harder. I took a glance at her and she looked me deep in my eyes while I was very far down her throat, she looked so sexy. Her movements became faster and her grip became tighter. I knew that I was going to climax soon. She took her top off and I could see her huge breasts. She grabbed my hands and placed them on her chest while she continued to suck. I had never felt breasts so big and bouncy, and her nipple were so small and hard. I couldn’t help but to begin to thrust, pushing my penis further into her throat. She started making a sexy moaning noise and this pushed me over the edge. Within seconds I came in her mouth and all over her face.

I couldn’t believe what had just happened. Even more so I couldn’t believe how long it took me to get a blow-job. How had I been missing out on something this amazing and magical for 50 years! For the last week I couldn’t stop dreaming about her wet tongue and juicy lips wrapped around my hard penis. I needed this again, and I needed her again, my Asian blow-job queen.

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Seduced at the bar

I was working away on business to London, representing my company and dealing with new clients that my boss really wanted to work with on a new business development project. It was long hours, a lot of travelling, and it was also rather lonely. After a long day in the office, I decided that I would treat myself to a few drinks at the hotel bar before I headed back to Manchester the next day. I ordered myself a gin and tonic and sat on stool at the side of the bar, perfect viewing of the football game on the television.

I was getting quite wrapped up in the game, and the gin was going down well, when I heard an angelic voice ask for a glass of red wine. I took a glance to my right and a beautiful oriental woman in a long, sleek black dressed leaned against the bar. She turned her head, and her red painted lips gave me a cheeky smirk, and I nervously smiled back. Her hair looked as silky and sleek as her dress, and I could see every curve of her toned body. This woman was an Asian Goddess, truly stunning in every way, and I had to talk to her. “Hey, I’m Jim”, I said as I held out of shaking hand. “Judy”, she replied with that same cheeky smile and sexy voice that I had heard before. Her small, well-kept hands felt so soft, and touching her sent a rush of butterflies through my stomach.

After about an hour of chatting with this absolute stunner, and 5 or 6 gins in, she started to move closer to me. Her delicate hand brushed off my leg, and I could smell her sweet scent. I broke out in a nervous sweat as she leaned in closer to me and I could feel her honey breath on my neck. Her soft whisper in my ear demanding that I take her to my hotel room. I opened the door and she told me to lie on the bed, while she went to the bathroom to freshen up. Taking off my suit jacket and loosening my tie, my heart started racing and I didn’t know how I should sit on the bed. Just then, the bathroom door opened, and I couldn’t believe what stood before me. Her silky, black dress hit the floor revealing her laced red bra and matching panties. She walked seductively towards me, every step she got closer my heart beat increased rapidly. Crawling on to the bed and then slowly making her way over my body, I started to get hard as a rock. Unbuttoning my shirt and undoing my belt, I was naked before I knew it. We began to kiss, her red lipstick somehow staying untouched.

After a few moments she got fully undressed and began rubbing her body all over mine, and using her hands to caress my balls and penis. It was so sensual, and I was so aroused. It felt amazing not just physically, but mentally. All my stress and tension from the business trip suddenly faded away and I felt as if I was in heaven, with this Asian angel. I had never had such a tantric massage sex experience before, she was such a lioness and knew exactly how and where to touch me to drive me crazy. After numerous hours of the most amazing sex of my life, we fell asleep into a deep slumber.

When I awoke in the morning, my Asian delight was nowhere to be seen. On the side of my bed was a little white note, so I read it. She left an address for me, a location in London. What was I to do? I was meant to leave for Manchester in just an hour, and had a huge meeting. I couldn’t get her out of my mind, and I knew that I may regret it if I never see her again. I packed up my stuff and left for the train station, I couldn’t throw away work commitments for a woman, but she wasn’t just any woman.

As my train pulled up to the platform and the doors opened, my body became stiff and I couldn’t force myself on to the train. I knew deep down that I needed to see Judy again, so I took her note out of my pocket and went to find her.

 

The mysterious address Asian girl Judy left on the paper was our tantric massage parlour in London. Judy is actually one of our masseuses who agreed to share this story with you. The man from this story is Judy’s regular customer since the time they met at the bar. Book a tantric massage with Judy or simply visit us. We are sure our girls will make you want to become our next regular customer. More information about tantric massage London here

Getting 4 hands for the first time

As a teenager I always fantasised about having a threesome with two beautiful women at the same time, I mean what young guy didn’t? There is a lot of mystery around it because it is seductive, alluring and double the fun. The idea of it being forbidden also turns me on hugely. Even now as a man in his thirties, my mind more than often turns to these fantasies and there’s nothing more I crave than two beautiful women pleasing me and worshipping my body.

However, tradition swept in and I ended up getting married in my early twenties to the mother of my children. Our sex life is good and we do get intimate quite frequently which is good considering we lead busy lives. But for many years I always felt as if there was something missing, and never felt fully satisfied or fulfilled after we had sex. I knew that this problem stemmed from my undying fantasy to have a threesome, but how was I meant to propose this sort of proposition to my wife? She would immediately say no and it would have caused further complications in our relationship.

A few months ago I browsed the internet with curiosity and found that there was various services available around London that could possibly tend to my needs. London is a hub for erotic masseuses who perform 4 hands massages that involves’ a body-to-body massage performed by not one, but two girls, perfect for me! I dialled the phone number and within minutes I had a booking with two very beautiful Chinese women who be part of my life long fantasy that I had craved since a young man. Of course I was worried about the idea of being unfaithful to my wife, but I guessed that it may help our sex life and that if I am able to fulfil my sexual fantasies elsewhere then it will have a positive impact on our sex life.

I entered the room of the parlour and was greeted very kindly by two beautiful Asian masseuses who both had bright eyes and warm smiles. I immediately felt at ease, and the room was dimmed with a sweet aroma of candles filling it. There was a huge bed with fresh, clean sheets and towels provided also. I got undressed and lay out on the bed. The girls took one half of my body each and began to rub their gifted hands over my muscles, releasing all my tensions. All my troubles and worries began to fade away and I felt total relaxation while the girls seemed to be enjoying themselves too. Beforehand when I had received a massage I the masseuse would release tensions step by step, but the 4 hands massage meant that so many parts of my body were being focused on at the same time, making it feel a whole lot better.

After a few minutes, their strokes and rubbing became a lot more sensual, and their hands began to visit more sensitive parts of my body. I couldn’t help but to become aroused by their movements. They rolled me onto my side and lay down either side of me fully naked, one of them focused on my penis while the other focused on giving me prostate play. Both of these combined sent sensual rushes through my entire body, and I felt special and wanted. These complete strangers seemed to know exactly what I wanted and knew just were to touch me. My desire to be simultaneously adored by two women at the same time was finally being made a reality. I didn’t want it to end, and towards the end of our tantric triad I was surprised at how much is helped me both mentally and physically. It was the best sexual experience I ever had, and I wondered why threesomes are still such a taboo.

Over the next few days I couldn’t stop thinking about my 4 hands massage, and I didn’t even have time to feel guilty about being unfaithful to my wife because my mind was so focused on it. When it came to being intimate with my wife, I thought about the 4 hands massage throughout having sex with her. When she touched me I imagined the extra pair of hands and it really helped my performance and helped bring me to climax a lot easier. Although I feel content in my sex life a tiny bit more, I definitely will be returning to receive a 4 hands massage again. I advise you to get one too!

If you plan to get a 4 hands massage in London but you are not sure how to start, visit 4 hands massage London page for more details and then call the number provided. Lovely girls on the phone will instruct you about everything. Enjoy your naughty massage!

Incall vs. Outcall; A Guide to why an erotic outcall massage is better in London

There are very few things that are better than being surrounded by the comfort and warmness of your own home after a long hard day a work, and there is also no better feeling than being aroused and having your body worshipped by a beautiful woman. So why not combine the two and get an outcall erotic massage to your home, office or even your hotel room?

The stress of everyday life can more than often take its toll on both your body and your mind, and many of us wish we could push a big red button and escape from it all. An erotic massage is one way to do this, even more so if you have an outcall one. Of course, incall massages are equally as pleasing of an experience, but outcall massages give you that extra little bit of heaven. Both have their pros and cons, but all in all outcall is often the more desirable option, and here is why;

  • The obvious reason an outcall erotic massage may be more appealing is the comfort factor. An erotic massage should be a relaxing, pleasurable and mind-blowing experience for you. It is a lot easier to reach these feelings if you are in your own home, hotel room or office because you automatically feel more at ease due to your familiar surroundings. You can use your own shower and towels beforehand and after, you can use your own bathroom and you also have access to fresh and clean clothes after you are done.
  • It is a whole lot more convenient for you! All you have to do is pick up the phone and make a booking or send a quick email with your desired service and time, and the girl of your choice will make her way to you. You don’t have to plan your trip to a parlour or pay for travel, you simply make a booking and wait for a beautiful woman to turn up. This is especially easy for you if you are visiting the city and don’t know your way around. This convenience also means a stress free booking for you, which allows you to sit back and relax until the girl arrives.
  • If you decide to have an outcall to your own home you are in control of the temperature, the lighting, and even the scents that you want to make your experience that little bit more sensual. You can dim the lights, light up a scented candle and play some seductive music to get you into the mood.
  • Although in terms of price an outcall is generally more expensive than an incall booking, it is better value for your money. The main reason it is more expensive is that the masseuse has to factor in her time, her travel costs, the distance she is travelling and then there is the standard pricing of the actual masseuse and her skill. However, all the girls that get sent to do the outcall bookings are highly trained and worth the extra money. The masseuse acknowledges that you have chosen an outcall and uses her sensual touch to make sure you receive an intimate and climaxing body to body experience that you won’t forget.
  • The outcall option is often a lot more discreet for many. Instead of being seen going into a parlour or in a certain area, an outcall erotic massage allows you to stay indoors and is often a lot more private and secure for you. It is a very intimate experience and a lot of people want to keep it that way, an outcall erotic massage is the perfect way to do so.
  • One of the great things about an outcall booking is you can get it to a hotel room. Whether you are visiting the city briefly or want a taste of the lavish lifestyle, outcall massage services to your hotel room adds to that luxury. If you are staying in a fancy hotel with a huge bed and silky sheets, why not make the most of it and get the girl to come to you.
  • Outcall masseuses typically work late which means that you can be a lot more flexible with your time. So whether you want one when you get in from work, or perhaps after a night out in town, they will come to you and provide you with special treatment that will leave you very satisfied.

All in all, outcall massage London services have their own unique benefits that are hard to match. They are hassle-free and make the time before, during and after the massage an easier and more relaxed experience. All you have to do is make the booking and enjoy a stimulating and erotic experience from a stunning woman who knows exactly how to tend to your every need. Visit out outcall massage London page to find out more.

The world’s unsexiest fetishes

Sexual desire is a weird thing. It’s unique to everyone, and some people have stranger tastes than others. Well-known fetishes for feet, bondage, and roleplay are practically mainstream, but no-one is unshockable. The strangest fetishes involve things no one in their right mind would ever think of as sexy, right?

Balloons

For most people, balloons are irritating party decorations, mostly used to provide kids with something to kick around that won’t break any windows. For some people, they’re sexy. Balloon fetishists or ‘looners’ get off on rubbing and popping balloons. Apparently they like the tension and release when they pop. Personally, it just makes me jump.

Clowns

Keeping with the kid’s party theme, there are a surprising amount of people who get turned on by clowns. Most people are freaked out by clowns. But not everyone. Some people find the anonymity of makeup and the crazy, colourful clown aesthetic a turn-on. Just as long as they don’t start luring people into sewers.

Animal Costumes

Ever looked at a sports mascot dressed as a tiger or dolphin and thought “phwoar!” Then you might just be a furry! Furries adopt ‘fursonas’ and dress up as anthropomorphised cartoonish animals. Weirdest of all is that it’s not just some underground fetish, it’s a massive phenomenon with conventions, forums, and websites selling fursuits. Some people don’t even get turned on by it, they just enjoy it, which begs even more questions than if it was just a sex thing.

Food

Many people have experimented with chocolate body paint or whipped cream in the bedroom, but for some people fun with food doesn’t stop there. Food in the bedroom, known as ‘sploshing’ is a pretty messy and less appealing practice. Ever wanted to be covered in beans or mashed potatoes? Be warned, sploshing requires a lot of plastic sheets!

Objects

Object fetishists form connections to inanimate objects. From household items, to cars and motorbikes, to landmarks and fairground rides. There is a woman who is ‘married’ to the Eiffel tower. No really. People have sex with object and even have ‘romantic relationships’ with them.

Ecosexuals

Ecosexuals are part hippy treehuggers part naturist fetishists. They believe that their sexual connection to the earth and nature will help save it. I mean, it might? Ecosexuals even perform marriage rituals, marrying particular rivers, cliffs, and mountains. Talk about getting your rocks off, amirite?

Tentacles

Tentacles? Yeah, tentacles. Ever got hot and bothered while eating calamari? A lot of people fantasise about sex with tentacle beings, and there are huge amounts of erotic art and animation dedicated to it.

Adult babies

For some people, it’s a sexual turn-on, for others, it’s a comforting activity which allows you to regress to childhood and be looked after. For the rest of us, it’s just really, really weird.

Or if you are into slidy fun, try nuru massage in London. This special massage lets a naked masseuses slide all over your nude body. And of course, nuru massage end with an explosive happy ending. Visit nuru massage London page for more details.

There’s a place – Sensual Adult poem

There’s a place

 

When it’s been raining all day
And you’ve just been paid
But can’t shake the grey
When there’s no friend to call

When you’re thinking of hitting the bottle
In your flat with nobody
Porn hub no longer makes you feel fuzzy
You’re starting to think you feel nothing

Can’t even remember the last girl
That made your head spin
Let alone played with your bits
You get yourself on tinder

It’s not even like you’re interested
Too busy for a fling
Gotta be in work first thing
And then there’s the meetings

The meetings and meetings
You just want someone to make you feel
Make you feel something real
Get you hot and panting

No strings
Is there such a thing?
You walk the streets of London town
Your phone strapped to your hand

And notice a little window
With lights giving a warm glow
You push open the door
Not really sure

But a sense you must
Like your life depends on it
Greeted by a woman
Hands soft like silk

She asks what she can help you with
And your voice is lost, you choke
But her eyes are warm
And her smile isn’t a joke

So you tell her you’ve been feeling low
No, you tell her
Worse than low
You’ve been feeling nothing at all

It’s like the worlds been moving
And you’ve been left out
You can’t shake it
This sense of sad, of dread

And you shake your head
Apologise for your outburst
But she holds her hand out in front of her
Tells you to sit down in a chair

Promises she has the answer
She leaves the room
Leaves you alone
You sit tapping your shoe

Messing with your phone
And just like that she’s back
A girl with her too
She’s young and she’s pretty

And her eyes are on you
The woman introduces her
Says this is your masseuse
She’s trained in a mystic art

She knows how to take your pain
She know how to warm your heart
And you stop for a second
Not sure what to do

You’ve heard of these places
And they’re not really for you
But the woman seem to know
And they give you a smile

That makes you feel nice
You shrug and say why not
Let’s give it a shot
The girl leads through to the backroom

Her touch is so delicate
Her attention all on you
You feel things you never knew
You cry like a baby

And she holds you
You get hot and ready
And she accepts you
Your skin is electric

Shivers down your spine
You walk out of there
Feeling like you could fly
It’s like the clouds have parted

The suns in the sky
You feel so alive
And you’re happy
With a new lease on life

***

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True or false? Facts about the prostate

You’re a guy. You know your body. You know when you’re in pain, you know when you’re in health and you know how your body works. But truthfully, how much do you know about your prostate? This very small but incredibly important gland located between the bladder and the rectum is responsible for all kinds of processes in the male anatomy. It is an extremely important and sensitive part of the body; but do you know how to look after your prostate? Do you know why it’s so crucial to keep it healthy? Probably not- so be sure to read on.

Is it the male G-spot?

True! The prostate is in fact described as the male G-spot, because it’s a magical ball of senses that will send waves of pleasure through your body when it’s stimulated! Unbeknown to most men, the prostate has the power to create the most intense pleasure out of all of the male sexual organs. For example, whilst most men do experience toe-curling orgasms via penis-stimulation, the chances are they will feel twice as euphoric if the prostate is massaged. It’s there to be enjoyed- so enjoy it!

Only homosexual men enjoy prostate play

False! Of course this is false! Men or all ages, sexes and races enjoy sexual play because it is insanely enjoyable. Whilst most religions and societies have condemned homosexuality- and associate anal play with it- I can understand why heterosexual men are often hesitant to give it a go. However, there is nothing to feel ashamed about. You’re simply utilising what you were born with. So ignore any taboos linked to prostate play, and just make the most of what you’ve been given- a super sensitive prostate!

You can’t damage the prostate

True! The prostate can be damaged if massaged incorrectly. The prostate is an incredibly sensitive gland that is prone to infection and inflammation; so should always be handled with care. If you’re thinking about experimenting with prostate massage, don’t just dive straight in. Do your research, take it slow and make sure you or your masseuses are doing it properly.

Prostate milking is a myth

False! Sorry to break it to you lads, but prostate milking is very real- and is actually used for medical reasons. If you’ve never heard of prostate milking before, let me break it down for you. The prostate is a gland that produces fluid; fluid that can become trapped, thus causing extreme pain and infection. Prostate milking is a way to release the trapped fluid and improve the health of the prostate, and is usually administered by doctors who are trying to relieve illnesses such as prostatitis. And if you’re wondering why it’s called milking, that’s because the fluid will often disperse from the tip of the penis and will usually be white in colour. Sounds gross, but it’s good for you!

You can get prostate cancer

True! Sadly, yes, and it’s actually quite common. In fact, it is believed that 1 in 9 men will contract the disease at some point in their lifetime. Believe it or not, prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in the US- with 1 in 41 men predicted do die from this horrible disease. Whilst this is brutal, you can prevent your chance of prostate cancer by maintaining the health of your prostate. You can do this especially through prostate milking!

Women have prostates too

False! You would not believe how many women go to the Doctors suspecting their prostate is infected… Highly unlikely considering women DON’T have them. The prostate is a male productive organ that secretes prostate fluid- one of the components of semen. Similarly, the muscle in the prostate gland helps to propel this fluid into the urethra during ejaculation. So to summarise, it’s a very male gland!

How would you like to please your prostate during one of our sexy prostate massages? It’s good for you just as much as it is your prostate too- so what are you waiting for? Call or text us on the details below and let us show you how pleasurable your prostate can be.

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What your massage therapist might say to you and what they REALLY mean

Massages are wonderful experiences we often seek when we are stressed out at work, a birthday treat or just fancy some extra TLC. While therapists are easy going and aren’t shy when it comes to working with our bodies, some people choose to ignore the standard massage etiquette. However, they’re professionals and won’t always tell you if you’ve pissed them off. So here are some of the things you therapist might say to you and what they REALLY mean.

What they say: So you’re fifteen minutes because the traffic is bad? Not to worry!

What they really think: Damn, this has completely ruined my schedule. How am I going to fit in Shelley, Kirsty and Peter in before lunch? AND have time to give my hands a break?

What they say: Let it all hang out, it’s nothing we’ve not seen before!

What they really think: Oh my, is his dick out? This is too much for a Wednesday morning.

What they say: Don’t apologise for not shaving your legs!

What they really think: Well, you could have made a bit of an effort. If your boyfriend doesn’t want to touch your hairy legs then neither do I!

What they say: And you’ve not showered either, don’t worry we all have those days!

What they really think: Well, this just gets worse…

What they say: Don’t apologise for not speaking, just lie there and relax while I soothe your body and mind!

What they really think: Am I hurting them? Are they even enjoying it? Shall I stop? Come on, give me something to play with!

What they say: Nice perfume/aftershave! What is it?

What they really think: God that’s strong! Are they trying to kill me by scent? Now I’ve got a headache…

What they say: Erections are completely normal! Just let me grab that towel to cover it…

What they really think: Have I made him hard? Ok this is awkward. Where do I put my damn eyes?

What they say: Ah a fart! Don’t worry, we’re all human.

What they really think: YUK!

What they say: Hope you’ve had a lovely massage, can’t wait for you to come again.

What they really think: Well after all I’ve had to put up with an NO tip? Never again please.

 

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Seven secrets massage therapists know about you

Massage therapists, the superheroes when it comes to working wonders on our often neglected body. Despite how much we value massage how therapists can ooze our body and minds to a euphoric state of serenity, we don’t often give them credit for how much they understand us physically. So here are seven secrets massage therapists know about YOU!

1.If you’re feeling stressed

Massage therapists can tell straight away if you’re feeling stressed as soon as you enter the room. Being too chatty, feeling sweaty or on edge are giveaway signs you are finding it difficult to relax. Also, massage therapists can detect stressed out bodies as soon as the massage begins. Stressed out problematic areas such as the neck, back and shoulders often are troublesome to muscle knots which are built up from the stress hormone, cortisol. When this happens the therapist pays particular attention to massaging out the stress and realigning the tissue for rewarding relief.

2.What type of work you do

Massage therapists can immediately detect what field of work you’re in just by feeling your body. Office workers often have hunched shoulders and bad posture from sitting down at a desk all day, while dentists often endure tension along the side they usually work on. A manual worker can also be easily spotted as they often suffer from flexibility and postural problems from bending down and lifting heavy materials for eight hours a day.

3.If you have cancer

On a more serious note, massage therapists can dictate early signs of skin cancer. Skin cancer can commonly develop on your ‘blind spots’ including your back and behind the top of the tops of your upper legs. If you have regular massage sessions your therapist will be able to notice changes to your skin and recommend if certain moles, spots or skin lesions should be checked out by a doctor.

4.If you suffer from sleeping problems

Massage therapists can tell if you’re not a great sleeper by the type of tension built in your shoulders and neck. But luckily, soothing styles including the Swedish massage are super therapeutic. The Swedish style releases the ‘feel good hormone’ serotonin which is essential for relieving sleeping problems, including insomnia.

5.If you have any old injuries

No matter how long ago it may have been, massage therapists are likely to be able to tell if you had broken a bone or suffered a serious injury when you were younger. Massage therapists are experts at understanding the structure of the bones and can immediately detect if your muscle and joints are different and have undergone a healing process.

6.If your bag is too heavy

We’re all guilty of carrying bags which are too heavy which cause stress on our shoulder blades! Massage therapists are immediately able to recognise this as too much weight results in muscle tightness and adhesions. To combat this, therapists suggests carrying separate bags or transitioning your bag from shoulder to shoulder every so often. (Of course, a massage can also help!)

7.If you’re a smoker

Massage therapists can tell if you’re a heavy smoker by the nature of your breathing. If you often struggle to catch your breath or fall asleep and gasp throughout the massage are giveaway signs you are partial to a few cigarettes! But if you want to quit smoking you’ve come to the right place, massage therapy has been proven to help recover from addiction. Win, win!

So there you have it, seven secrets massage therapists know about your body! So before you go to inform the therapist of all your problems they might have already worked them out for themselves. Clever, eh? Well we did tell you they have super powers!

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