Getting 4 hands for the first time

As a teenager I always fantasised about having a threesome with two beautiful women at the same time, I mean what young guy didn’t? There is a lot of mystery around it because it is seductive, alluring and double the fun. The idea of it being forbidden also turns me on hugely. Even now as a man in his thirties, my mind more than often turns to these fantasies and there’s nothing more I crave than two beautiful women pleasing me and worshipping my body.

However, tradition swept in and I ended up getting married in my early twenties to the mother of my children. Our sex life is good and we do get intimate quite frequently which is good considering we lead busy lives. But for many years I always felt as if there was something missing, and never felt fully satisfied or fulfilled after we had sex. I knew that this problem stemmed from my undying fantasy to have a threesome, but how was I meant to propose this sort of proposition to my wife? She would immediately say no and it would have caused further complications in our relationship.

A few months ago I browsed the internet with curiosity and found that there was various services available around London that could possibly tend to my needs. London is a hub for erotic masseuses who perform 4 hands massages that involves’ a body-to-body massage performed by not one, but two girls, perfect for me! I dialled the phone number and within minutes I had a booking with two very beautiful Chinese women who be part of my life long fantasy that I had craved since a young man. Of course I was worried about the idea of being unfaithful to my wife, but I guessed that it may help our sex life and that if I am able to fulfil my sexual fantasies elsewhere then it will have a positive impact on our sex life.

I entered the room of the parlour and was greeted very kindly by two beautiful Asian masseuses who both had bright eyes and warm smiles. I immediately felt at ease, and the room was dimmed with a sweet aroma of candles filling it. There was a huge bed with fresh, clean sheets and towels provided also. I got undressed and lay out on the bed. The girls took one half of my body each and began to rub their gifted hands over my muscles, releasing all my tensions. All my troubles and worries began to fade away and I felt total relaxation while the girls seemed to be enjoying themselves too. Beforehand when I had received a massage I the masseuse would release tensions step by step, but the 4 hands massage meant that so many parts of my body were being focused on at the same time, making it feel a whole lot better.

After a few minutes, their strokes and rubbing became a lot more sensual, and their hands began to visit more sensitive parts of my body. I couldn’t help but to become aroused by their movements. They rolled me onto my side and lay down either side of me fully naked, one of them focused on my penis while the other focused on giving me prostate play. Both of these combined sent sensual rushes through my entire body, and I felt special and wanted. These complete strangers seemed to know exactly what I wanted and knew just were to touch me. My desire to be simultaneously adored by two women at the same time was finally being made a reality. I didn’t want it to end, and towards the end of our tantric triad I was surprised at how much is helped me both mentally and physically. It was the best sexual experience I ever had, and I wondered why threesomes are still such a taboo.

Over the next few days I couldn’t stop thinking about my 4 hands massage, and I didn’t even have time to feel guilty about being unfaithful to my wife because my mind was so focused on it. When it came to being intimate with my wife, I thought about the 4 hands massage throughout having sex with her. When she touched me I imagined the extra pair of hands and it really helped my performance and helped bring me to climax a lot easier. Although I feel content in my sex life a tiny bit more, I definitely will be returning to receive a 4 hands massage again. I advise you to get one too!

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Incall vs. Outcall; A Guide to why an erotic outcall massage is better in London

There are very few things that are better than being surrounded by the comfort and warmness of your own home after a long hard day a work, and there is also no better feeling than being aroused and having your body worshipped by a beautiful woman. So why not combine the two and get an outcall erotic massage to your home, office or even your hotel room?

The stress of everyday life can more than often take its toll on both your body and your mind, and many of us wish we could push a big red button and escape from it all. An erotic massage is one way to do this, even more so if you have an outcall one. Of course, incall massages are equally as pleasing of an experience, but outcall massages give you that extra little bit of heaven. Both have their pros and cons, but all in all outcall is often the more desirable option, and here is why;

  • The obvious reason an outcall erotic massage may be more appealing is the comfort factor. An erotic massage should be a relaxing, pleasurable and mind-blowing experience for you. It is a lot easier to reach these feelings if you are in your own home, hotel room or office because you automatically feel more at ease due to your familiar surroundings. You can use your own shower and towels beforehand and after, you can use your own bathroom and you also have access to fresh and clean clothes after you are done.
  • It is a whole lot more convenient for you! All you have to do is pick up the phone and make a booking or send a quick email with your desired service and time, and the girl of your choice will make her way to you. You don’t have to plan your trip to a parlour or pay for travel, you simply make a booking and wait for a beautiful woman to turn up. This is especially easy for you if you are visiting the city and don’t know your way around. This convenience also means a stress free booking for you, which allows you to sit back and relax until the girl arrives.
  • If you decide to have an outcall to your own home you are in control of the temperature, the lighting, and even the scents that you want to make your experience that little bit more sensual. You can dim the lights, light up a scented candle and play some seductive music to get you into the mood.
  • Although in terms of price an outcall is generally more expensive than an incall booking, it is better value for your money. The main reason it is more expensive is that the masseuse has to factor in her time, her travel costs, the distance she is travelling and then there is the standard pricing of the actual masseuse and her skill. However, all the girls that get sent to do the outcall bookings are highly trained and worth the extra money. The masseuse acknowledges that you have chosen an outcall and uses her sensual touch to make sure you receive an intimate and climaxing body to body experience that you won’t forget.
  • The outcall option is often a lot more discreet for many. Instead of being seen going into a parlour or in a certain area, an outcall erotic massage allows you to stay indoors and is often a lot more private and secure for you. It is a very intimate experience and a lot of people want to keep it that way, an outcall erotic massage is the perfect way to do so.
  • One of the great things about an outcall booking is you can get it to a hotel room. Whether you are visiting the city briefly or want a taste of the lavish lifestyle, outcall massage services to your hotel room adds to that luxury. If you are staying in a fancy hotel with a huge bed and silky sheets, why not make the most of it and get the girl to come to you.
  • Outcall masseuses typically work late which means that you can be a lot more flexible with your time. So whether you want one when you get in from work, or perhaps after a night out in town, they will come to you and provide you with special treatment that will leave you very satisfied.

All in all, outcall massage London services have their own unique benefits that are hard to match. They are hassle-free and make the time before, during and after the massage an easier and more relaxed experience. All you have to do is make the booking and enjoy a stimulating and erotic experience from a stunning woman who knows exactly how to tend to your every need. Visit out outcall massage London page to find out more.

The world’s unsexiest fetishes

Sexual desire is a weird thing. It’s unique to everyone, and some people have stranger tastes than others. Well-known fetishes for feet, bondage, and roleplay are practically mainstream, but no-one is unshockable. The strangest fetishes involve things no one in their right mind would ever think of as sexy, right?

Balloons

For most people, balloons are irritating party decorations, mostly used to provide kids with something to kick around that won’t break any windows. For some people, they’re sexy. Balloon fetishists or ‘looners’ get off on rubbing and popping balloons. Apparently they like the tension and release when they pop. Personally, it just makes me jump.

Clowns

Keeping with the kid’s party theme, there are a surprising amount of people who get turned on by clowns. Most people are freaked out by clowns. But not everyone. Some people find the anonymity of makeup and the crazy, colourful clown aesthetic a turn-on. Just as long as they don’t start luring people into sewers.

Animal Costumes

Ever looked at a sports mascot dressed as a tiger or dolphin and thought “phwoar!” Then you might just be a furry! Furries adopt ‘fursonas’ and dress up as anthropomorphised cartoonish animals. Weirdest of all is that it’s not just some underground fetish, it’s a massive phenomenon with conventions, forums, and websites selling fursuits. Some people don’t even get turned on by it, they just enjoy it, which begs even more questions than if it was just a sex thing.

Food

Many people have experimented with chocolate body paint or whipped cream in the bedroom, but for some people fun with food doesn’t stop there. Food in the bedroom, known as ‘sploshing’ is a pretty messy and less appealing practice. Ever wanted to be covered in beans or mashed potatoes? Be warned, sploshing requires a lot of plastic sheets!

Objects

Object fetishists form connections to inanimate objects. From household items, to cars and motorbikes, to landmarks and fairground rides. There is a woman who is ‘married’ to the Eiffel tower. No really. People have sex with object and even have ‘romantic relationships’ with them.

Ecosexuals

Ecosexuals are part hippy treehuggers part naturist fetishists. They believe that their sexual connection to the earth and nature will help save it. I mean, it might? Ecosexuals even perform marriage rituals, marrying particular rivers, cliffs, and mountains. Talk about getting your rocks off, amirite?

Tentacles

Tentacles? Yeah, tentacles. Ever got hot and bothered while eating calamari? A lot of people fantasise about sex with tentacle beings, and there are huge amounts of erotic art and animation dedicated to it.

Adult babies

For some people, it’s a sexual turn-on, for others, it’s a comforting activity which allows you to regress to childhood and be looked after. For the rest of us, it’s just really, really weird.

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There’s a place – Sensual Adult poem

There’s a place

 

When it’s been raining all day
And you’ve just been paid
But can’t shake the grey
When there’s no friend to call

When you’re thinking of hitting the bottle
In your flat with nobody
Porn hub no longer makes you feel fuzzy
You’re starting to think you feel nothing

Can’t even remember the last girl
That made your head spin
Let alone played with your bits
You get yourself on tinder

It’s not even like you’re interested
Too busy for a fling
Gotta be in work first thing
And then there’s the meetings

The meetings and meetings
You just want someone to make you feel
Make you feel something real
Get you hot and panting

No strings
Is there such a thing?
You walk the streets of London town
Your phone strapped to your hand

And notice a little window
With lights giving a warm glow
You push open the door
Not really sure

But a sense you must
Like your life depends on it
Greeted by a woman
Hands soft like silk

She asks what she can help you with
And your voice is lost, you choke
But her eyes are warm
And her smile isn’t a joke

So you tell her you’ve been feeling low
No, you tell her
Worse than low
You’ve been feeling nothing at all

It’s like the worlds been moving
And you’ve been left out
You can’t shake it
This sense of sad, of dread

And you shake your head
Apologise for your outburst
But she holds her hand out in front of her
Tells you to sit down in a chair

Promises she has the answer
She leaves the room
Leaves you alone
You sit tapping your shoe

Messing with your phone
And just like that she’s back
A girl with her too
She’s young and she’s pretty

And her eyes are on you
The woman introduces her
Says this is your masseuse
She’s trained in a mystic art

She knows how to take your pain
She know how to warm your heart
And you stop for a second
Not sure what to do

You’ve heard of these places
And they’re not really for you
But the woman seem to know
And they give you a smile

That makes you feel nice
You shrug and say why not
Let’s give it a shot
The girl leads through to the backroom

Her touch is so delicate
Her attention all on you
You feel things you never knew
You cry like a baby

And she holds you
You get hot and ready
And she accepts you
Your skin is electric

Shivers down your spine
You walk out of there
Feeling like you could fly
It’s like the clouds have parted

The suns in the sky
You feel so alive
And you’re happy
With a new lease on life

***

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True or false? Facts about the prostate

You’re a guy. You know your body. You know when you’re in pain, you know when you’re in health and you know how your body works. But truthfully, how much do you know about your prostate? This very small but incredibly important gland located between the bladder and the rectum is responsible for all kinds of processes in the male anatomy. It is an extremely important and sensitive part of the body; but do you know how to look after your prostate? Do you know why it’s so crucial to keep it healthy? Probably not- so be sure to read on.

Is it the male G-spot?

True! The prostate is in fact described as the male G-spot, because it’s a magical ball of senses that will send waves of pleasure through your body when it’s stimulated! Unbeknown to most men, the prostate has the power to create the most intense pleasure out of all of the male sexual organs. For example, whilst most men do experience toe-curling orgasms via penis-stimulation, the chances are they will feel twice as euphoric if the prostate is massaged. It’s there to be enjoyed- so enjoy it!

Only homosexual men enjoy prostate play

False! Of course this is false! Men or all ages, sexes and races enjoy sexual play because it is insanely enjoyable. Whilst most religions and societies have condemned homosexuality- and associate anal play with it- I can understand why heterosexual men are often hesitant to give it a go. However, there is nothing to feel ashamed about. You’re simply utilising what you were born with. So ignore any taboos linked to prostate play, and just make the most of what you’ve been given- a super sensitive prostate!

You can’t damage the prostate

True! The prostate can be damaged if massaged incorrectly. The prostate is an incredibly sensitive gland that is prone to infection and inflammation; so should always be handled with care. If you’re thinking about experimenting with prostate massage, don’t just dive straight in. Do your research, take it slow and make sure you or your masseuses are doing it properly.

Prostate milking is a myth

False! Sorry to break it to you lads, but prostate milking is very real- and is actually used for medical reasons. If you’ve never heard of prostate milking before, let me break it down for you. The prostate is a gland that produces fluid; fluid that can become trapped, thus causing extreme pain and infection. Prostate milking is a way to release the trapped fluid and improve the health of the prostate, and is usually administered by doctors who are trying to relieve illnesses such as prostatitis. And if you’re wondering why it’s called milking, that’s because the fluid will often disperse from the tip of the penis and will usually be white in colour. Sounds gross, but it’s good for you!

You can get prostate cancer

True! Sadly, yes, and it’s actually quite common. In fact, it is believed that 1 in 9 men will contract the disease at some point in their lifetime. Believe it or not, prostate cancer is the second leading cause of cancer deaths in the US- with 1 in 41 men predicted do die from this horrible disease. Whilst this is brutal, you can prevent your chance of prostate cancer by maintaining the health of your prostate. You can do this especially through prostate milking!

Women have prostates too

False! You would not believe how many women go to the Doctors suspecting their prostate is infected… Highly unlikely considering women DON’T have them. The prostate is a male productive organ that secretes prostate fluid- one of the components of semen. Similarly, the muscle in the prostate gland helps to propel this fluid into the urethra during ejaculation. So to summarise, it’s a very male gland!

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What your massage therapist might say to you and what they REALLY mean

Massages are wonderful experiences we often seek when we are stressed out at work, a birthday treat or just fancy some extra TLC. While therapists are easy going and aren’t shy when it comes to working with our bodies, some people choose to ignore the standard massage etiquette. However, they’re professionals and won’t always tell you if you’ve pissed them off. So here are some of the things you therapist might say to you and what they REALLY mean.

What they say: So you’re fifteen minutes because the traffic is bad? Not to worry!

What they really think: Damn, this has completely ruined my schedule. How am I going to fit in Shelley, Kirsty and Peter in before lunch? AND have time to give my hands a break?

What they say: Let it all hang out, it’s nothing we’ve not seen before!

What they really think: Oh my, is his dick out? This is too much for a Wednesday morning.

What they say: Don’t apologise for not shaving your legs!

What they really think: Well, you could have made a bit of an effort. If your boyfriend doesn’t want to touch your hairy legs then neither do I!

What they say: And you’ve not showered either, don’t worry we all have those days!

What they really think: Well, this just gets worse…

What they say: Don’t apologise for not speaking, just lie there and relax while I soothe your body and mind!

What they really think: Am I hurting them? Are they even enjoying it? Shall I stop? Come on, give me something to play with!

What they say: Nice perfume/aftershave! What is it?

What they really think: God that’s strong! Are they trying to kill me by scent? Now I’ve got a headache…

What they say: Erections are completely normal! Just let me grab that towel to cover it…

What they really think: Have I made him hard? Ok this is awkward. Where do I put my damn eyes?

What they say: Ah a fart! Don’t worry, we’re all human.

What they really think: YUK!

What they say: Hope you’ve had a lovely massage, can’t wait for you to come again.

What they really think: Well after all I’ve had to put up with an NO tip? Never again please.

 

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Seven secrets massage therapists know about you

Massage therapists, the superheroes when it comes to working wonders on our often neglected body. Despite how much we value massage how therapists can ooze our body and minds to a euphoric state of serenity, we don’t often give them credit for how much they understand us physically. So here are seven secrets massage therapists know about YOU!

1.If you’re feeling stressed

Massage therapists can tell straight away if you’re feeling stressed as soon as you enter the room. Being too chatty, feeling sweaty or on edge are giveaway signs you are finding it difficult to relax. Also, massage therapists can detect stressed out bodies as soon as the massage begins. Stressed out problematic areas such as the neck, back and shoulders often are troublesome to muscle knots which are built up from the stress hormone, cortisol. When this happens the therapist pays particular attention to massaging out the stress and realigning the tissue for rewarding relief.

2.What type of work you do

Massage therapists can immediately detect what field of work you’re in just by feeling your body. Office workers often have hunched shoulders and bad posture from sitting down at a desk all day, while dentists often endure tension along the side they usually work on. A manual worker can also be easily spotted as they often suffer from flexibility and postural problems from bending down and lifting heavy materials for eight hours a day.

3.If you have cancer

On a more serious note, massage therapists can dictate early signs of skin cancer. Skin cancer can commonly develop on your ‘blind spots’ including your back and behind the top of the tops of your upper legs. If you have regular massage sessions your therapist will be able to notice changes to your skin and recommend if certain moles, spots or skin lesions should be checked out by a doctor.

4.If you suffer from sleeping problems

Massage therapists can tell if you’re not a great sleeper by the type of tension built in your shoulders and neck. But luckily, soothing styles including the Swedish massage are super therapeutic. The Swedish style releases the ‘feel good hormone’ serotonin which is essential for relieving sleeping problems, including insomnia.

5.If you have any old injuries

No matter how long ago it may have been, massage therapists are likely to be able to tell if you had broken a bone or suffered a serious injury when you were younger. Massage therapists are experts at understanding the structure of the bones and can immediately detect if your muscle and joints are different and have undergone a healing process.

6.If your bag is too heavy

We’re all guilty of carrying bags which are too heavy which cause stress on our shoulder blades! Massage therapists are immediately able to recognise this as too much weight results in muscle tightness and adhesions. To combat this, therapists suggests carrying separate bags or transitioning your bag from shoulder to shoulder every so often. (Of course, a massage can also help!)

7.If you’re a smoker

Massage therapists can tell if you’re a heavy smoker by the nature of your breathing. If you often struggle to catch your breath or fall asleep and gasp throughout the massage are giveaway signs you are partial to a few cigarettes! But if you want to quit smoking you’ve come to the right place, massage therapy has been proven to help recover from addiction. Win, win!

So there you have it, seven secrets massage therapists know about your body! So before you go to inform the therapist of all your problems they might have already worked them out for themselves. Clever, eh? Well we did tell you they have super powers!

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The science behind massage therapy and why it’s essential for a happy, healthy life

The majority of us get a massage as a way of relaxing because it feels so great and helps you unwind after a long day at work. Or we might go because we have some muscle strain or physical discomfort that needs fixing. Maybe we have lower back ache from sitting upright in front of a computer all day. Perhaps we have hamstring ache from working a little too hard at the gym. Either way, when we have bodily aches and strains, massage can be a delicious treat that can soothe these pains.

Massage can also be helpful and surprisingly effective in treating a variety of psychological issues such as depression, insomnia, post-traumatic stress and attention deficit hyperactivity. And that’s only a few of them. After a massage, we usually feel relieved, lifted and have a more positive outlook on life.

It doesn’t come as a surprise that massage has a positive effect on mental health. If we think about it, the body and mind are quite closely connected. There are many parts of our body which we do not have direct, conscious access to. Many parts of us, for example emotions and intentions, can be revealed by posture. Muscle contracts and flexibility can represent the defensive armour we use to protect ourselves from the struggles of the outside word. For example, someone with depression or insecurities might tense up and retract their bodies inwards in order to ‘protect’ themselves.

The massage therapist is someone who can witness our building stresses and anxieties, and help unblock the channels that are clogged up and preventing us from properly breathing in life. The massage techniques help to soothe our feelings of angst and wash away any negative emotions that are stopping us from truly connecting with our bodies and feeling joy.

But why does a massage feel so good and is it really necessary for a happy life?

Massage is well-known for its relaxing, therapeutic benefits. This has been attributed the way massage manually manipulates the body and touch being such a comforting and pleasurable sensation. This leads to instinctive release of endorphins and mood-boosting hormones such as serotonin and dopamine. Massage is also thought to stimulate the activity of pain blockers and reduce the feelings that are associated with chronic pain. Researchers at the University of Maryland found that massage can actually relieve depression in people who are suffering from chronic illnesses such as cancer and fibromyalgia.

A massage is about awareness. A therapist only needs to examine a client’s muscles in order to gain an understanding of their physiology and psychology. Everyone’s bodies are different. Some people might have muscles that are more hardened and less penetrable. According to Stephen Salter, a therapist and contributor for Good Therapy, a hardened crop of back muscles can act like a force field – it’s more difficult for the therapist to reach the deeper levels of muscle and connective tissue.

Surprisingly, this ‘force field’ can be as psychological as it can be physical. Physical is more straight forward – it’s the body’s way of protecting against injuries particularly if there’s a strain in the area the masseuse is about to work on. Psychologically, boundaries may represent a general sense of distrust or apprehensiveness when it comes to letting other people in.

A masseuse can work to slowly lower the boundaries even if the client isn’t aware that they have them up. The massage therapist can gently bring these thoughts up to the surface, encouraging ‘breathing into it’, so the client can choose to slowly release them. When one learns to release their unnecessary armour, they can begin to develop deeper trust and bonds with other people. Salter wrote in a post on Good Therapy: “Every point of contact on the body is an opportunity for self-awareness. Psychological healing occurs when we sink into the reality of our bodies.”

The modern era is very technologically-focused and reliant. We can be in touch with anyone we want to with just a few taps on a touch screen. But it’s somewhat of a paradox – although we can communicate with a greater amount of people at the same time, we can feel more isolated and alone than ever. Because the majority of this communication happens online, our minds and bodies receive less physical and emotional stimulation. This leads to feelings of loneliness, coldness and dissociation. You need a healing, nurturing touch that reaches into your physical and emotional psyche. And a massage provides exactly that.

A 2010 examination conducted by the College of Nursing at the University of Arkansas found that massage promoted relaxation in older people. Based on theories that massage was once used to relieve pain, anxiety and insomnia, 21 studies about massage were examined. Participants received a three minute slow stroke back massage or a 10 minute hand massage. It was found relaxation levels were significantly boosted.

The Arkansas study isn’t alone. A Japanese study investigated aromatherapy massage and its effects on anxiety levels and the immune system. White blood cell counts were monitored and anxiety was assessed using questionnaires (State–Trait Anxiety Inventory (STAI) questionnaire and the Self-rating Depression Scale (SDS)). Levels of white blood cells and anxiety were significantly increased and decreased, respectively. This is just some of the scientific evidence that backs why massage therapy contributes towards a happy, healthy life.

In his exploration of massage therapy and the psychology behind it, Salter discussed depression. He said that depression is when one becomes estranged from a caring world. Massage is a way of reversing this by helping people to realise that they are cared about.

Salter wrote: “Your body may begin to realize that you don’t have to tense up so much when work gets stressful. If depression is the expectation that you will not receive the connection and nurture that you need, a massage can rattle the rigid sense of isolation. Rigidity then dissolves. It liquefies into the stream of life.”

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Nine penis facts you probably didn’t know

Penises – our pride and joy and usually the most enjoyable part of our body. Despite how much we value our manhood, there’s a lot we don’t know about willies around the world. So here are some penis facts from the weird, the wonderful to the downright whacky!

Thought you had a big penis?

Of course, the first thing you’ll want to know is the world record for the world’s largest penis, and trust us, we have the facts! A man from New York measured in at a staggering 13.5 inches long. To give you some perspective that is longer than a 30cm ruler and is one 15th the size of a giraffe! Long eh?

And for the smallest?

Mike Carson, from Miami holds the title for world’s littlest fully functioning willy at a jaw-dropping 1/16th of an inch. Carson told Empire news: “For a long time, I was very embarrassed by my penis, but now, I pretty much just go with it,” He added: “I’m 29 now, and I’ve had girls come up to me and say they ‘just have to try it out,’ so I can’t even tell you how many women I’ve been with because of it.” Go on, son!

Is your penis normal?

The world’s average size for an erect penis comes in 5.16 inches, while most women hoping to find a partner who are 6.3 inches. Men of The Republic of Congo hold the title for having the biggest penises at just over seven inches. No need to be jealous guys!

Multiple erections can happen during your sleep!

Many men can have up to three to five erections during one night’s sleep and can be stimulated by their mood, dreams and room temperature. That’s most men spending up to four hours a night with an erect willy. Blimey guys!

Erections aren’t just for adults!

Studies have proven foetuses in the womb can get erections and have since been detected by ultrasounds. They start early, eh?!

And corpses can get erections too!

An erection after death is a thing and is often referred to as angel lust. Though it’s not understood why angel lust happens, there is a correlation with corpses and erections when blood vessels are majorly damaged.

Some men have more than one willy

Though very rare, some men are born with two penises! The condition is called diphallia and happens to one in 5.5 million Americans, with scientists unable to pin point the exact cause. The functionality of the penises entirely depends on the individual. Some are fully working and normal sized, while others are malformed and struggle to ejaculate and urinate.

Men can have penis transplants!

As of 2017, three men around the world have undergone penis transplantation. The first procedure in China in 2006 resulted in the patient having his surgery reversed because he struggled to cope with the physiological trauma. But since, the other two men have been happy with their fully functioning new penises.

And finally, some men can give themselves blowjobs!

Maybe surprisingly, one in 1000 men are flexibly able to pleasure themselves orally. Speechless? I think we’ll stop there!

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3 Strange massages you need to try

If you like to pamper yourself with a massage every now and again, then chances are you’ve found your perfect massage style. Whether it’s the penetrative sports massage or the all-time favourite Swedish massage, the therapy might be hitting all the right buttons for you. But even if it’s ticking all of the boxes, there’s always room for improvement. There’s a whole world of lesser-known massages that are unusually beneficial for the body. By sticking to what you know, you’re missing out on all of these worldly benefits. To help you venture outside of the box, we’ve done the hard work for you and sniffed out the best of the unusual bunch. Why play safe when you could be feeling amazing? Your body will thank you for it in the long run…

Bamboo massage

Great for: kneading out tight muscles and people who love deep tissue or sports massage

Yep, you guessed it! A bamboo massage involves gently warming a bamboo stick and rolling it across the body. Deep, long, sweeping strokes are used to help disperse pockets of tension and break down areas of tight muscle knots. Aromatherapy and essential oils are used to maximise the relaxing nature of the massage. Originally from Asia, the bamboo massage is become increasingly popular in the UK. The variety of deep pressures make the bamboo massage similar to a deep tissue or sports massage, so if you can handle their penetrative nature, you’re sure to enjoy the bamboo alternative. It’s especially great for athletes such as runners, cyclists and rowers who can frequently suffer from muscle tightness all over their body.

Lymphatic drainage massage

Great for: reducing sluggishness, boosting circulation and gentle healing the body

Despite its strange name, the lymphatic drainage massage is a gentle massage style that focuses on light, relaxing pressures. The lymphatic system works to transport waste products away from the tissues. It plays an important role in maintaining a healthy immune system. The lymphatic system is a network of vessels that drains and transports fluid from the tissues and empties it back into the bloodstream to be taken out of the body. This medical massage uses techniques that are circular and pumping motions that coax the lymph fluid to flow more freely around the body’s vessels. When the levels in the body are imbalanced, you may experience side effects such as swollen joints, cellulite and bloating. The lymphatic drainage massage is designed to boost the flow of these fluids so metabolic waste, toxins and bacteria can be efficiently filtered out of the body. This medical massage has been proven to help with the regeneration of cells and soothing the nervous system.

Thai herbal compress massage

Great for: gently relaxing sore muscles and fans of hot stone or lava shell massage

If you love hot stone or lava shell massage, you’ll love this style. Thai herbal massage has been practised for nearly 5,000 years. Designed to relieve pain and inflammation, therapeutic herbs such as ginger, turmeric and lemongrass are wrapped in compresses, gently steamed and then softly applied to the body using circular and rolling motions. Also called “luk pra kob” which translates to “herbal pressing sphere”, the massage has a rejuvenating and invigorating effect on the body. The heated herbal compresses help to soothe sore muscles. The soft heat also helps to induce a deep sense of tranquillity. This style of Thai massage has been popular across Asia for centuries and has become increasingly sought-after in recent years across the West. Its restorative properties include reducing stress, fatigue and tension as well as improving blood circulation and soothing aching muscles, joints and ligaments.

How to make the most out of your massage

If you want to get the best advantages out of your massage session, follow these tips:

    • Sit down for a consultation with your therapist before the session. This is important if you want to have a good experience. Let the therapist know of any injuries or issues you have that you want the massage to help rectify. Inform them of the type of pressure you prefer.
    • If you’re pregnant, steer away from certain massage styles such as the deep pressure ones and particular aromatherapy oils.
    • For most massage styles, you’re required to be partially naked and remove clothing from the waist up.

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