Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself: Reasons why you should get an erotic happy ending massage this Halloween

Across the Globe, Halloween is enjoyed by all – whether you celebrate by partying, trick or treating or simply by watching a haunted movie at home. However, we want to drizzle some spicy pumpkin juice onto your 2018 Halloween experience. Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself boys to an erotic happy ending massage, it won’t just be toffee apples being sucked this Halloween!

Sensual happy ending massages should be welcomed at all times of year, but there’s something about the mysterious month of October which make them spookily special. Here are five reasons you need to get an happy ending massage this Halloween:

You (and your masseuse) get to dress up

Roleplay is one of the biggest turn ons within the bedroom, so what better chance to get your sexy act on than Halloween? Many massage parlours experience a surge of clients wanting to take part in roleplay and dress up in October. Therefore they have wardrobes full of outfits that you can cherry-pick from for your tantalising encounter. Whether you want a sexy witch to cast copious sensual spells over you, a passionate horny devil or a naughty Nuru nun that loves to sin, then erotic massage parlours have it covered. If the parlour doesn’t have a costume that you’re looking for then don’t panic, most erotic therapists are more than happy to indulge in your alluring fantasies if you supply your own. The good news is that roleplay and dress up is available from just £20 extra, that’s less than a bottle of wine!

It’s the perfect temperature

Many massaging experts deem autumn the best time of year to get an erotic happy ending massage. This is mostly due to it being the perfect weather. Whenever we feel too hot, we often avoid massage as we worry about being sweaty. While when it’s too cold we aren’t keen to strip out of our clothes – which is essential for getting the maximum benefits (and fun) out of an erotic massage. However, October sees highs of 13 degrees, which is deemed the perfect temperature for most physical activities, including an erotic bodywork. Studies show Halloween to be one of the most popular times of the year to get freaky under the sheets. You may sweat and shiver, but it’s guaranteed to be for all the right reasons.

Your costume will be the best disguise

Fearing being seen by someone they know has being enlisted as the top reason some men chicken out of visiting an erotic massage parlour. However, you needn’t get a dodgy wig and sunglasses as a disguise when you visit on Halloween– your costume will do just the trick. Nothing will make you feel more invincible than walking towards our Baker Street parlour disguised as Sherlock Holmes. Benedict Cumberbatch who?

Treat yourself after payday

Apart from Christmas, there’s no better time of year to over-indulge than Halloween (and we don’t mean on sweets and chocolate) As Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October, it comes in just after payday – which gives you no excuse not to treat yourself. Erotic massage parlours offer a variety of mystical packages which are guaranteed to tease your naughty taste-buds this Halloween. Our personal Halloween favourite is Nuru, which allows the therapist to not only use her magical fingertips over your naked body, but also her mesmerising boobs and bum too, until your love potions begin to flow. Requests and extras are also available if you really want to indulge in your wildest fantasies. It may sound too good to be true, but we’re not tricking you boys!

 

Experience a happy ending massage this Halloween

As expected, Halloween is one of our busiest periods of the year. Therefore we advise you to book if you want to experience one of our mesmerising erotic massages, which are available from just £120 with happy ending and £160 with full service. Our stunning oriental therapists can’t wait to get frisky with your wand. Call our naughty but nice booking team to arrange your spooky session today. Read more about happy ending massage in London here.

 

The five types of men who visit an erotic massage parlour

Ok, so how many of you associate horny middle-aged married men being the ones who visit erotic happy ending massage parlours? However, during my time working as a masseuse I quickly realised this was not the case. There is, in fact, a diverse range of clients who seek adult therapies. Some would be an absolute dream to attend to, while others would make you want to moan (for all the wrong reasons!) Here are the five types of men who visit an adult happy ending massage parlour.

1. Tho one who wants a quicky for £20

So, they do say first the worst and all that, so let me introduce you to the WORST type of customer. They are usually young, casually dressed in a polo, jeans and trainers and usually think they can get anything they want with their cheeky London accent. Let me tell you boys, you can’t. It’s typical to get the money side out of the way at the beginning of the session, so clients can fully immerge into a sexual heaven without being reminded they’ve paid for it. However, when clients pull out just one £20 note they’re going to be shown out door, not my pussy. Sometimes they try and haggle. ‘I only want a blowjob babe’ or ‘I just want quick sex, no massage’ are common begs. It gets worse when they start to use the argument ‘But I’m young and good looking’ as to why they should get such a hefty discount. If this is you then sort out your ways or never come back. Your £20 will come into good use for your taxi home, hun.

2. The one who has too much money

On the flip side, there are some men who are super rich (and probably have more money than sense). They are usually mid-to-late 50s, have a few greys, but are super well dressed and have an endearing Queens – English accent. It is easy to be intimidated by these well-to-do gentlemen, but they are usually the friendliest and courteous type of client you may meet. Let’s be honest, they probably have a wife at home and have been taught how to treat a lady. But if you had a wallet full of cash, why wouldn’t you have some no-strings attached fun to live out your wildest fantasies? And boy, these types of guys are not afraid to flaunt their money. Four hands, six hands, Nuru, happy ending massage, prostate massage, French kissing and full service – they want it all and usually book sessions on a weekly basis. The gentlemen usually get the best service, because they are super generous with their tips. If you tip us well boys, we’ll give you an even better time – it’s that simple!

3. The one who is old enough to be a great great great Grandad

Ok, so maybe that is a slight exaggeration – but there are many clients who are twice or even three times my age. These men are usually smartly dressed, have a slight croaky voice and may even carry a walking stick. Despite warning you of their Arthritis, they are always keen to have a good time and know exactly what they want in the bedroom department. “I’ll have a bit of hanky panky” is a common request – who even says that nowadays? These older men are usually lonely and seek an erotic happy ending massage for not just a bit of sex, but for company too. So, if they want a blowjob while discussing the antiques on Dickinson’s Real Deal that day, then it works for me just fine.

4. The one who thinks he is a sex god

It’s hard to say it without laughing, but yeah there are clients who think they are porn star. Young, old, chubby, slim, well-to-do, working class, believe me they come in all forms – and usually can’t just be spotted by the naked eye. Once the door is closed and I begin to take off their clothes, is when they start to unleash their ‘sex-god’ traits. They usually commonly share the love for the word ‘baby’ and boy, they love to overuse it. “Oh baby, take off my clothes” “Baby you’re making me so horny” and “Ah baby, do you love my sexy body?” urghhh. They usually forget that I am the masseuse and love to take control, putting me in more positions than I would do in a long yoga class. They are super confident and love it when you pay them a compliment or two. Some even try to dirty talk in your ear. One even got too ahead of himself during a Nuru massage, that he ran to the showers stark naked covered in Nori gel, only to be greeted with another masseuse getting we ‘n’ wild with their client in the shower. It’s fair to say the man went from the ultimate stallion to a distressed foul all in one moment. So the moral of the story is boys, not to be too cocky and rush your Nuru massage. You don’t get far by thinking you’re the ‘dogs bollocks’ Though it’s always fun to massage a ‘sex god’ they can be super exhausting – one a day is enough for me!

5. The one who is SUPER shy

Ok, so I get it everyone has to start somewhere when it comes to their happy ending massage journey – however, some are often more shy than others. Some shake like a leaf, while others stumble over their words or even sweat more than a larger-sized lady at a disco. If shyness applies to you then you needn’t worry – my job as an erotic masseuse is to put you at ease – and boy I’m good at doing that! Just please make sure you don’t p**** yourself before the session commences – that certainly won’t pleasurable for either of us.

Why not see which type of client you are with the help of our erotic massage offered in the heart of Central London? Book a session with us today 07818115239

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The story of our one masseuse – Lisa

 

Erotic massages and sex work is highly frowned upon by many people in society, probably due to religious morals passed down through the centuries. However in an era where we practice freedom of speech and women are gaining more power than ever before, why can’t people understand “My body is my body, I can use it how I like?” The same way in which you respect a woman if they decide to abstain from sex, you should also respect women who decide to use it to make money if that is what they want to do.

Of course, forced sex and prostitution is a whole other thing. I do not agree with women participating in sex if it not what she wants as a woman should have complete ownership of her own body at all times. However, I will share my story with you and how I became an erotic masseuse and the trial and tribulations I face with my job.

I first began working as a masseuse when I was sixteen, in my home country of Japan. I needed some extra money as I was a typical teenage girl and loved to shop. A local massage parlour had a job going to help give sports massages to local athletes and although I was no trained to do this, I quickly picked it up and a lot of gymnasts, runners and footballers asked for me to give them sports massages on their muscles. My boss noticed my natural talent and suggested that I apply for massage therapy school and become professionally trained. I had never really thought about what I wanted to do in the future, however the idea of being a masseuse seemed great. I got some references from my boss and also a few of my clients and to my surprise I managed to get into one of the most elite massage therapy schools in Tokyo! I was very pleased with myself and it gave me the motivation to work extremely hard. I knew it would be difficult to leave my small village and family and move to a large city where I don’t know anyone but I knew I had a talent and that it would be shame for it to go to waste.

The massage therapy school was a beautiful building quite close to the city centre in Tokyo and around a 15 minute walk from my new apartment. All of the students there were so beautiful and came from Japan, China and Korea. Our teachers were also kind and friendly and looked like models, they had been masseuses for years and had shared their skills all over Asia. However, I knew I wanted more than that and I told myself that one day I would travel to Europe and become a masseuse in London. Classes were early and we worked the whole way into the night, we also had placements and had to work for many long hours unpaid with very rude and strange customers. What kept me going was my passion and love for what I do, ad seeing how the customer would look a lot happier when they left my massage session. Finally the time had come for me to graduate and I passed with flying colours, London here I come!

When I arrived in London I found a nice and affordable apartment in Marylebone with a lovely Chinese girl who also happened to be a masseuse. I luckily got a job in a posh spa resort in South Kensington which was not too far from the flat. However, after the first few weeks my boss stared to become very unpleasant with me and did not like the massage styles and techniques that I was using, even though the clients seemed to enjoy them. She treated me differently from the other English masseuses and I felt very alone and sad.

I expressed my problems to my house mate who told me that they were actually looking for a new masseuse at her job and that I would be perfect for it. I had not asked her much about her job because she worked quite late into the night so I did not see her that often and when I did ask she seemed quite hesitant.

She then told me that she wasn’t just any type of masseuse but an erotic masseuse. I was a bit judgemental of her at the beginning but when she explained to me how our genitals are just another part of our body and should not miss out on a massage as they hold the key to a lot of relieve and happiness I knew that I wanted to give it a go. I was slightly nervous at the beginning but my first client was nice and I could see that he was stressed with a lot of tension and sadness. I try to make each session as individual as possible to give each client exactly what they want and fulfil their needs and desires. Most of my customers are very nice and respectful towards me and the others are not.

As we are open until 3am, many customers come in quite late at the weekend and are intoxicated with alcohol. When a customer is very drunk we do not provide them with our erotic services as they are in a vulnerable state. This makes some of them very mad and angry and they can call us very hurtful names like “slut” or “prostitute”. When I try to explain to them that they should not speak to a professional worker like this they tell me “go get a real job”. This upsets me a lot as I have worked incredibly hard for my profession and have left my family, friends, country to travel half way across the world just to help the gentlemen of Europe. A lot of them come specifically to me as they want an authentic Asian tantric or erotic massage so it is harsh when they disrespect me and my services.

As much as it is hard to receive negative comments like this, it only pushes me to work harder. After all I do love my job!

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If you would like to meet Lisa and receive your dream service from her, call us on 07818115239. Or find out more about erotic hotel massage in London here. 

Yes, you’ve read it right! We offer an erotic massage straight to your hotel door withing an hour!

The 20 stages of getting a body to body massage

 

We all know how relaxing a massage therapy is. Soft candle-lit room, ambient music and your most stubborn muscle knots being smoothed out? Absolute bliss. What if you’ve been feeling a little frustrated lately? Maybe one of these erotic body to body massages that are always advertised on the side banners of the webpages will sort you out.

Here are 20 stages of getting a body to body massage. If you’re no stranger to a body to body massage, then you’ll know these stages off the back of your hand. But if this is your first body to body massage, then prepare for relaxation and pleasure in 3, 2, 1…

1. You’ve booked a massage! Yippee!

2. You’ve been SO frustrated lately, but all that is about to change very soon.

3. You breeze into the parlour, ready and willing.

4. You’re led to the massage room and mentally prepare yourself for your masseuse.

5. Whoa, the masseuse is hot.

6. The masseuse leaves you to get undressed and you try and calm yourself down before she comes back. Sweaty palms are not cool.

7. You’re supposed to get completely naked, right?

8. The masseuse is back and smiles at you. You’re nearly knocked off your feet. God, she’s hot.

9. You lie on your tummy and the masseuse starts stroking down your back.

10. Are you aroused already??

11. The massage oil feels so cold and tickly.

12. Oh my god it’s time to turn over.

13. Yep, you’re definitely turned on.

14. Why is she avoiding my banana on purpose?

15. FINALLY.

16. My god, this feels good.

17. Oh no why are you stopping?

18. That’s more like it.

19. OH NO IT’S HAPPENING.

20. I am very happy.

Want to get a body to body massage with some of the most talented and attractive masseuses in London? Our girls are all ex-models and highly tained tantric therapists, so you’re bound to get your happy ending here. Check out our gallery for a peek at what we have to offer!

Once you know how the process of receiving the body to body massage looks, why don’t you book your body to body massage in London now!

Things to do in London – Get an Erotic Massage!

Looking for tips for things to do in London? The U.K’s capital is a hub for excitement, diversity and entertainment with a never ending list of things to do and see. It boasts some of the world’s most famous buildings, museums, galleries, restaurants and music scenes. It is a highly international city, filled with culture and thousands of people from around the world calling it their home. But it does offer something else that could be the extra cherry on the top for your weekend break away, countless happy ending erotic massage parlours!

Yes you heard me right – London has some of the best rated erotic massage parlours and most highly trained masseuse’s right in the heart of city. The services are 100% authentic with beautiful Oriental massage therapists hailing from Japan, China and Korea. They were specially trained in some of the best massage therapy schools in the East and have brought their eccentric skills and techniques to please and pleasure the gentlemen of London.

The girls are not only highly technically trained, but they also have the personalities to match. They are warm, caring and very sweet – making you feel at ease. They help bring you into a state of relaxation, forgetting all your stress and worries while you lie back and enjoy being carefree. They use their small, soft hands to caress every area of your body, bringing you to arousal. Their natural physiques are model-like, and there is always a good variety of girls, so whether you like slim, curvy, busty, petite or tall girls, you can pick your preference. Each of them have a specific type of massage hat they specify in, so you know that you are getting a 5* version of the happy ending erotic therapeutic massage and it will be the best one you receive in London.

There are various different type of erotic massages in London that you can get;

    • Nuru massage
    • Prostate massage
    • Lingam massage
    • Body to Body massage
    • Soapy shower massage
    • Tantric Massage
    • Happy ending erotic massage

So no matter what sort of massage you prefer, they can cater to your individual desires and needs. It could be a great end to your tiring tourist day, and let you wind back and relax after enjoying all the other things that London has to offer. A happy ending erotic massage will help your trip be a memorable one and give you a huge reason to come back and visit London again and again.

Read more about happy ending erotic massage in London on this page.

Tantric Massage Paddington

If you are seeking a tantric massage that will help you feel relaxed and revitalised all while being aroused and pleasured sexually, then our tantric massage Paddington parlour. Our services are performed by beautiful, oriental masseuses who have been professionally trained at some of the top massage therapy schools across Asia. Massage therapy has been a part of Eastern culture for centuries, with tantric massage on the rise and interest for it becoming increasingly popular in the U.K and USA. So not only is it something that is engrained into these girls naturally through their culture, they have also worked incredibly hard to gain the skill and technique that they have. All of our masseuses – therapists are equally as stunning, although you can choose your desired one by viewing them on our gallery which you can find on our website.

We are based in a very convenient location, just a few minutes away from both Paddington tube station and Paddington train station. Therefore, we are very accessible to reach from many different areas across the city. We also offer outcall services in Paddington and the surround neighbourhoods, so if you prefer for us to visit you in the comfort of your own home or hotel room then we have this option for you. All of our services are extremely private and confidential for all of our clients, meaning you can be at ease and relax knowing that your session with us will always be 100% discreet. We care about our customers, so if you have any questions or queries regarding our services or types of massages/prices then we are more than happy to speak with you. We always want to ensure that our tantric massage parlour in Paddington is a warm and welcoming place where you feel comfortable, so we will try our best to create a friendly and positive atmosphere, setting the tone for your relaxing massage.

We have some of the best massage service prices across London, while still upholding our extremely high standards and reputation that keeps our customers very happy. Our most popular services are our happy ending massage (massage with hand job £120) and our full service massage (massage with blow job and sex £160). We also offer many other extras for only £20 for you to enjoy!

Call us today to book an appointment, we look forward to seeing you.

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Erotic Massage Chelsea

Do you call the SW10 postcode home or are you staying in the lavish London suburb while you’re on a business trip? Then an erotic massage in Chelsea supplies everything you need to switch off from the bustles of the capital that never sleeps.

Chelsea is the perfect place to experience an erotic massage. The upmarket area boasts an extravagant array of townhouses which on the upper floors sits the most superior massage parlours London has to offer. The salons are super discreet, professional and host the best therapists in the business.

The Happy Massage parlour in Chelsea open its doors between 10am to 3am, seven days a week. So if you want to start your day off with a bang (literally), feeling cheeky on your lunch break or need to de-stress after a long day in the office then we are the answer for you.

Our Chelsea salon hosts a variety of therapists from China, Japan and Korea. The gorgeous masseuses may range in age, but they all blessed with stunning oriental features and voluptuous figures. If you want a sophisticated, youthful pocket rocket or a sexy mature lady then we have an escort who fulfils your wildest fantasies and more.

Here in Chelsea, we have a range of erotic massage therapies for you to sample. Choose from a naughty Nuru massage, a soothing sensual or spine-tingling body to body. We also proudly offer the happy ending package and the full service. Sessions are available for as little as £120ph. The good news is that we can tailor any of our sessions to suit your desires, needs and cravings.

We understand that many of our clients have various work commitments and hectic schedules. Therefore we have an outcall service which runs in the Chelsea and Kensington area. Simply drop us a text or call with your name and full address. We promise to have a masseuse with you in less than 45 minutes.

To find out more about the best erotic massage in Chelsea or to book a session today then contact our booking team on 07818115239. We can’t wait to whisk you away to a seventh heaven in seconds.

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Get a Heathrow Massage before or after your flight

Less than 20 miles away from the heart of London stands Heathrow Airport. The airport, which boasts a staggering five terminals, lands into top five busiest airports in the world. Therefore it’s fair to say Heathrow can be a hectic – especially during the summer period. A visit to Heathrow Airport can see children running in every direction, countless announcements over the speaker and not to mention the endless queue at security. Putting all these contributing factors together flourishes stress before you’ve even boarded your flight. But here at Happy Massage we always have the solution to ease your stress, ever considered a Heathrow massage?

What is a Heathrow massage?

A Heathrow massage provides everything you need to knead out your pre or post-flight niggles when you’re visiting the airport. Heathrow massage is exclusive to outcall only. Whether you’re staying in one of the luxurious hotels dotted around the airport or live nearby one of our highly trained therapists can visit you for one hour or more of fun, relief and pleasure.

Here at Happy Massage we have recently introduced more services available as part of your Heathrow massage session. We love to give our clients choice so they can tailor their experience to suit their needs, cravings and fantasies.

Deciding on your service

Firstly you need to decide your massage package. We offer Happy Ending which includes a daringly delicious massage of your choice and hand relief. If you’re feeling a little more adventurous then the Full Service is also available. Full Service includes everything involved in the Happy Ending package, but also incorporates oral and penetration as part of your experience. The Full Service is only a little bit extra.

Once you’ve chosen your package it’s time for things to get extra juicy and choose your massage. We have more than 10 styles available as part of Heathrow massage (that’s more than any other adult massage parlour in London!) These include:

  • Body to body massage
    The therapist lathers your whole body in oil of your choice, before sliding and grinding her sensational physique on you. Body-to-body is the obvious go-to choice if you’re new to Heathrow massage.
  • Sensual massage
    Slow and soothing, sensual massage provides everything you need for an hour of orgasmic romance, perfect if you’re craving some TLC after a long-haul flight.
  • Tantric massage
    Based on Ancient Indian spiritual practices, Tantric massage aims to connect your body, mind and soul for the most glorious stress relief. You’ll definitely not be ready for landing.
  • Erotic massage
    The beauty of erotic massage is that it can be whatever you want it to be. Fancy an hour of a sizzling bump ‘n’ grind or something slow and passionate then this orgasmic bodywork has it covered.
  • Lingam massage
    The Latin term Lingam loosely translates into ‘wand of light’ and is essentially a massage which focuses around your manhood. You’ll be flying high as Lingam massage encourages the most explosive happy endings.
  • Prostate massage
    For those who enjoy the thrill of turbulence then prostate massage is designed for you. Prostate massage is the only service which stimulates the male g-spot as the therapist slips a cheeky finger inside.
  • Nuru massage
    The modern Japanese bodywork is much more unique than other services we offer. Instead of using generic massage oil, special slippery gel (encompassed of sea weed elements) is placed upon the body. This is perfect for getting wet ‘n’ wild with your masseuse.

We also give our clients at Heathrow the option to book four hands massage. Four hands massage comes with double the trouble, double the benefits. Instead of having one therapist paying attention to your body and erogenous zones, with this treatment you’ll have two. This is perfect if you’re feeling super stressed or seeking a service to deliciously treat yourself while you’re in London. A four hands Heathrow massage should definitely be one for your bucket-list.

Where can I get a Heathrow massage?

As mentioned earlier in the post, our Heathrow massage is available for outcall only. We operate to all hotels with the TW6, UB3 and UB7 postcodes and most private houses and apartments in these areas. To find out if Heathrow massage is available for you please feel free to call or text us with your postcode. We will have a response for you in the matter of minutes.

From luxury on a budget, to the most lavish hotels in the Heathrow area, we cover them all. These include:

  • Radisson Blu Edwardian ***** UB3 5AW (From £76 per night)
  • Renaissance **** TW6 5AQ (From £99 per night)
  • Hilton Terminal 4 ****TW6 3AF (From £99 per night)
  • Premier Inn Terminal 5 *** TW6 3AF (From £66 per night)
  • Marriott **** UB3 5AN (From £123 per night)

The best thing about Heathrow massage is that it is completely stress-free (exactly what you need after enduring the niggles of one of the busiest airports in the world) It beats the grinds of Central London traffic and the worries of the service being discreet. Instead, contact our around-the-clock booking team and we will have one of our therapists with you in less than one hour.

The masseuse will come equipped with everything needed for the perfect sensual stress-busting experience. This includes soft plush towels, the finest massage oil and scented candles of your choice. All you have to do is kick back, relax and wait for your gorgeous goddess to arrive at your house, apartment or hotel.

A Heathrow Massage at Happy Massage is available from £180ph. The cost includes everything needed for your session as well as travel costs for your therapist to and from your location.

To find out more or to book your Heathrow massage today then call, text or email our booking team. They are always happy to assist you on your request and requires. You might have travelled in economy, but a Heathrow massage with us promises to be first-class every time.

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The most popular entertainment in Camden Town… You’ll be shocked!

When you think of Camden, what comes to mind? Do you think markets, hipsters and good food. Camden is a great area in London to visit, the best, according to a lot of VisitLondon readers. We went out on to the streets of Camden to find out why people find themselves there. We want to know what the deal with Camden, what hotspots do people recommend, what are the secrets.

These are the questions we headed to Camden with, we expected to get restaurant reviews, tips on the best boutiques, what we got was much more interesting… As an ignorant Northerner (Growing up in Yorkshire) I honestly didn’t know a thing about London. After actually going to Camden and speaking to people myself I learnt one of the main reasons that draws people to Camden town… Massages, of the erotic nature…

That’s right guys you heard it here first (maybe) Camden Town is a hot spot for the best erotic massage parlours in the United Kingdom. People from abroad and locals alike are all drawn to Camden because of the exciting array of erotic massages on offer. Remarkably, out of the ten people I interviewed, six, that’s right six(!) of them were in Camden to get an erotic massage.

I’ve transcribed some of our conversations to give you a better idea of how prevalent erotic massage is in Camden town. First I spoke to Terry. Terry is a hairdresser; he runs a unisex salon in Shoreditch. I caught him as he was getting out of his car (a rather nice sports car..) and he was happy to chat:

Me: Hi there, I’m writing an expose on Camden town for VisitLondon and I was wondering if you could tell me what you’re doing in Camden this morning?

Terry: Well funnily enough I should be working but I had a last minute cancellation. It can be rubbish standing around the salon when it’s quiet, I can get really restless. A midday massage always sorts my head out. There’s a parlour in Camden that I go to fairly regularly. They specialise in authentic nuru and tantric massages. I’m a big fan of tantra, the whole philosophy, its really important to me. And nuru… well that’s just a lot of fun.

Me: Oh so you’ve come to Camden to get an erotic massage?

Terry: Exactly, the best place for an erotic massage in London, hands down.

I then spoke to a lady in her 60’s who had bright red hair that was in Camden looking for crystals. Coincidentally after that I spoke to Mark- who was also in Camden on the hunt for Crystal(s).

Me: Hi sorry I don’t mean to bother you but could you spare a moment?

Mark: Uh yea sure, no problem

Me: I’m writing an article about Camden Town and was wondering if you would let me know what’s brought you to Camden today.

Mark: I’m going to see Crystal.

Me: Oh is that a friend of yours?

Mark: You haven’t heard of Crystal? Well I suppose why would you, a lot of your male readers will know who I mean.

Me: No sorry I have no idea who you mean.

Mark: Crystal is an erotic masseuse, she is notoriously hard to get an appointment with but completely worth getting on her waiting list. She gives the best happy ending massages in London, maybe the world, who knows. I’ve been waiting two months for this appointment. Oh she’s gorgeous as well. Maybe the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve booked for two hours, why not eh?

Me: Well yea, I guess. So you’ve travelled to Camden for an erotic massage?

Mark: I’ve come all the way from Nottingham for this appointment! She’ worth it trust me.

I then went to grab a coffee. I found a nice coffee house with outdoor seating. I decided to sit out in the sun and mull over this ‘erotic massage frenzy’ that had seemed to be taking Camden by storm. I sat alone but close to a group of Asian girls, all about my age. One of them saw me staring and smiled; I went over and introduced myself, explaining the article. They agreed to be interviewed and I could NOT believe what they said…

Me: So what are you doing in Camden today? (other than having coffee obviously)

Suki: We all live in Camden

Me: Oh really, do you work in Camden too?

The girls laugh

Anna: Our job takes us all around London but we are based here in Camden.

Me: What do you all work as, some kind of outreach?

Suki: We’re all erotic masseuses.

Me: No way. Seriously? You are all erotic masseuses?

Anna: Well no, Jess works here but she’s hoping to get trained up and join the team.

Me: Is Camden like some sort of erotic massage mecca?

Suki: Well sort of, have you never heard that Camden is the best place for an erotic massage in London?

Anna: I got scouted in Japan, and when they told they could get me in to a parlour in Camden I was over the moon. All erotic masseuses know that you’ve made it if you’re working in Camden.

Suki: The crème de le crème of erotic masseuses are all here.

Kelly: Crystal works in a parlour down the road from me. I met her once, she’s as nice as they say.

Me: Oh I’ve heard about Crystal. Well right, so thanks for that. (pause) Is it alright, you know.. do you enjoy your job?

Anna: I can’t imagine doing anything else, I love my job.

Suki: Same, and the moneys great. Me and Anna have just bought a flat outright.

Me: Wow, I’ve been trying to get out of my overdraft for six years..

So that’s what happened when I went to Camden. I discovered the weird and wonderful world of erotic massage. If you’re thinking of getting a massage or if you’re thinking of going to Camden why not do both! It’s the thing to do apparently….

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Exciting News To Share With Clients New and Old!

Our family is expanding!

So as you may know my company is my baby and I always strive for it to grow and develop in to a beautiful lotus flower. Part of this maintaining of high standards comes through the selection process of my masseuses. The masseuses make the company what it is, my girls are everything. And any girl that works for me knows they can have anything they like. We are the most exclusive and highly regarded erotic massage centres in London, and in extension the UK. We have already conquered massage in Marylebone, Mayfair and now we are opening parlours in Liverpool Street, Canary Wharf and Heathrow. With this kind of reputation I am in the lucky position to have every newly qualified erotic masseuse calling me for experience.

This year I have expanded the company, opening new parlours in and around London. Being able to provide more options to my clients old and new fills me with pride. With this new expansion I have needed to hire more girls. With three oriental goddesses needed for each parlour, for the first in years I had to get a new wolf pack of strong, beautiful, talented women. With so much interest, I chose to run a series of auditions. I’m no Simon Cowell but I know what makes a good masseuse.

I’ve decided to document the experience because I feel one of the special things about my company is the feeling of togetherness we share with our clients. We are like a dysfunctional family, in a way.. I mean what is family really? We care for each other, look after each other, we are there for the ups and downs, and we are always around. When a new face walks in the parlour door I welcome them warmly and more often than not they become a familiar face. I want you guys to know what goes on behind the scenes, to see behind the veil. One of the main principles of tantra is openness. The more open and genuine I can be with my clients the more comfortable and relaxed everyone feels.

So… Auditions. I didn’t hire out the Echo Arena, I didn’t request the girls learn a dance, a song, showed me a magic trick, I invited them into my home; for a cup of tea. This was Round 1. Over the course of four days I interviewed over one hundred qualified erotic masseuses. Girls that were put in touch with me by their teachers in the massage schools they graduated. For those that aren’t aware, Asia is rife with educational establishments for the art of massage, with specialist colleges dedicated solely to the art of erotic massage. I had girls travelling to me from Japan, Korea and China, with long letters of recommendation from tutors and the like.

Sitting in my living room, my finest tea set laid out on the table, I had a chat with each girl. I asked them why they wanted to work for me; I asked them why they got in to erotic massage, what they like about it… I offered them scenarios what would you do if a client is nervous, if it’s their first time. What do when a customer wants to try something new, what would you recommend etc. All the girls answered my questions, some with automatic responses, and some with thoughtful well considered answers. In this round there were four stand out contenders. Four girls that I knew right away, were made for the job. They ticked all my boxes and they got automatically through to the final stages (very talent show-esque- I know)

Introducing our newest members of the team then….

Judy. 24. Korean.

Judy graduated from the most prestige massage school in Seoul just 4 months ago. She has since been travelling around India doing research on tantra massage and teachings. She is an Aquarius, with a love of adventure and a passion for learning new things. She has the strongest legs I have ever seen- “From mountain climbing,” she shrugs and smiles- modest too. With a beautiful face, ample cleavage and toned body, it is clear Judy was gifted with beauty but also respects her body and maintains its high standard. What sold Judy for me, as though I wasn’t already…was her response to one of my scenario based questions. I asked her what she would do if her client wanted to try something new. Most girls in response to this question said they would ask the man what he wanted try. – Which is fine… for a mediocre massage parlour, but my parlours are the best. The answer that Judy gave could have come from my own heart. She said, “I would listen to their body, learn what it needs and design a massage that will target all of its desires and give maximum pleasure and excitement.” (I know…she’s a keeper).

Next we have Kimmy. 26. Chinese. Kimmy is from the same school that I graduated from (many many moons ago) Kimmy is strikingly beautiful, that I noticed right away, you can’t miss it. She is from a traditional Chinese family and has impeccable manners. Initially my concern was that she may be a little shy. All my girls must be confident with in themselves and confident with any person, confidence makes everyone comfortable. Luckily for me, my initial trepidations were dashed as Kimmy proved to me how in control and confident she truly is. When I asked her what she would do to put her client at ease, she stood up and started performing an erotic dance. I was blown away, she makes sexy look effortless and easy. Now I am a married woman but even I can tell Kimmy is quite the catch. She’s sharp, well-mannered, kind AND sexually confident- What more could you want?

The final of our trio that made the cut right away is… (Now get ready to be excited..) Coming to a parlour near you VERY soon- Pamela. 29. Japanese. Now normally I am apprehensive about hiring mature masseuses, and Pamela made me re-examine my quota. Pamela is gorgeous, a real knock out. She’s in better shape than I was in my early twenties and I used to exercise every day (well I tried to anyway…) The special thing that really set Pamela ahead of the rest was her skills set. Pamela trained in a massage monastery and is one of the most knowledgeable nuru masseuses alive today. She was trained under the inventor if Nuru herself! Can you imagine how excited I was when I discovered Pamela was coming in to see me, her name is well known within our circles. She told me after all her years travelling she has finally decided to settle somewhere and build a regular client base. She has always loved London and believes that London is now one of the leaders in revolutionising the industry and re-instating the credible name of erotic massage. Honestly talking to Pamela was like talking to a sexier, younger, cooler version of myself. She is the kind of girl every girl wants to and every man wants to be with. Pamela already has clients all over the world that have booked in to see her so be sure to book a session with her quick, I know she’s going to be in high demand.

With the remaining ‘contestants’ I narrowed them down to the girls that fitted the big 3: Attractive, Skilled and Sex appeal. The ones that hit these highly went through to the next round. These girls were then paired with some of my best masseuses. They discussed in detail all of our most popular massages: 4 hands, Body to Body massage (B2B), Lingam, Nuru, and Prostate and of course Tantric… I believe it is good to have specialists available for clients that want the highest quality. So I selected girls that demonstrated intensive specialist skills set with particular massages.

So FYI… If you want to see us in MAY 2018, and are after a specialist massage then I have every base covered. You want an authentic Nuru massage?- Come see Pamela. You want a Body to Body London with a busty beauty? Come and see Wendy. Prostate? Kym. Tantric? Ellie… We still have your old favourites, Anna, Lucy and the rest but NOW we have more girls, more parlours and we’re bigger and better than ever. Book body to body massage London here

Well wishes to all of you,

See you very soon.

Happy Massages x

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