How to find a Tantric massage?

If you’re looking for a Tantric massage, London is certainly the place to be. The capital is saturated with massage parlours, walk-ins and agencies supplying the tantalising bodywork. While there might be lots of places to have a Tantric massage, it’s important to do your research beforehand to find one which is 100 per cent suited to you. Here are the factors we believe you should follow when finding a Tantric massage:

Make sure it’s a licenced massage parlour

One tap into Google and you’ll find many establishments in London who claim to offer a professional Tantric massage, but this is often a pack of lies. To minimise the risk of being scammed to zero, do avoid private escort services and dingy walk ins and instead find a reputable massage parlour. In England, only massage parlours are licenced to provide legal Tantric massages. To work in a massage parlour, the therapists have to obtain a licence, which certifies them as healthy, both mentally and physically. Licenced therapists have strict UK laws implemented on them, with one being they have to wear protection at all times and as a double precaution, undergo STI screening on a fortnightly basis. The licence also shows they have fully trained in all aspects of erotic massage, including Tantra, in a legitimate massaging school. Undertaking a Tantric massage from an unlicensed ‘masseuse’ can be dangerous. They often aren’t trained in massage strokes, which run the risk of harming your muscles. It also makes the chances of contracting an STD much higher as they often choose not to wear protection and avoid sexual health screening. While it might be tempting to get Tantric massage from the run-of-the-mill sex worker due to a cheaper price, do avoid – the risk factors make it so not worth it. If you’ve found a great parlour online and want to ensure it’s licenced, then do feel free to contact them to ask about their certificates. If the parlour is professional, the call centre team will be more than happy to disclose this information with you.

Make sure they’re your type of ladies

Let’s be honest, a big factor of enjoying your Tantric massage is fancying your masseuse. Therefore, be sure to find a parlour which hosts a range of girls who are just your type. While therapists from all over the world offering Tantric massage here in London, we believe that it is the oriental ladies who serve the best form of the bodywork. This is because Tantric massage originates in China, which means these girls demonstrate a passion for Tantra from a young age. They offer Tantric massage because they have an undeniable love for it, rather than trying to make a quick buck. To ensure our licenced parlour is a cut above the rest and maintains authentic to the origins of Tantra, we only host masseuses from China, Japan and Korea. Whether your type is a curvy goddess, a slender model or a petite babe then we have it covered – with most girls ranging from the youthful age of 20 and 30. We also have mature ladies available upon request, with our oldest licenced therapist being 45. We understand that fancying your therapist is a big part of your Tantric massage, therefore we go above and beyond to ensure we have a masseuse who is sure to be the girl of your dreams.

Ensure they offer the services and extras you desire

The spectrum of Tantric massage is super abroad, with services ranging from sweet vanilla, to overwhelming hot spice. It’s important to never presume a massage parlour will offer the type of Tantric massage you are seeking and do make sure to do your research beforehand. The majority of reputable massage parlours (including ourselves) will have a service page for every massage they offer, including Tantric massage. The page will go into detail about the massage and will provide information about how far the pleasure will go as part of their service. If this information isn’t available online, then do feel free to contact their call centre team who will be more than happy to inform you with what their massage entails. Here at Happy Massage we believe our Tantric massages should be tailored to suit your wildest of fantasies, which is why we offer both happy ending and full service Tantra packages. And that’s not all, our gorgeous girls are also open to extras which include French kissing, assisted shower and more. We really do love to spoil you and provide you with a service which suits your preferences down to the ground. We believe communication is key to get exactly what you want from a Tantric massage. This is why we dedicate a small amount of time at the beginning of your session to chat to your masseuse about your desires – they’ll then be able to mould the massage to make it personal to you.

Do make sure it’s in your price range

Here in London, you’re guaranteed to find a Tantric massage which suits your budget. While it might be tempting to opt for an ultra-cheap Tantric massage, please don’t. This often results in being massaged by an unlicensed sex worker in a dingy location. Not only will the massage not be enjoyable, but the aftermath risk factors make it not worth it in the slightest. Here at Happy Massage we are delighted to offer clients a luxurious, professional and licenced Tantric service which doesn’t break the bank. Our certified therapists are available for Tantric massage with happy ending from just £120 per hour. If you’re seeking higher levels of thrill then the full service can be added on from just £40 extra. It’s important to ensure you know the price of your Tantric massage before arriving at the parlour. Most reputable massage parlours only accept cash payment only. Not turning up with the correct amount of money will likely be a little embarrassing, not what you need when in the company of a gorgeous masseuse.

You’ve found your perfect Tantric massage

Here at Happy Massage our Tantric services are a cut above the rest and are suitable for clients who want next level thrills and those who prefer a tamer service. We offer incall and outcall Tantric massage all over Central and Greater London areas between 10am to 3am, seven days a week. If you’re ready to kick-start your teasing and tantalising Tantric journey then call us to arrange your appointment today

Do masseuses enjoy happy ending massages?

There are many people around the world that don’t enjoy their job. Maybe it’s because they don’t earn enough, it’s super stressful or they simply just don’t enjoy their day-to-day work activities. However, this is completely not the case for erotic masseuses. Happy ending is a saturated industry here in the UK and to be on top of the massaging game, not only do you need to have sensational talents but also a love for the bodywork too. So yeah, it’s fair to say masseuses do enjoy give happy ending massages – and here’s why…

They grow up around giving massage

Have you ever wondered why the majority (if not all) of happy ending masseuses are oriental? Well that’s because in the likes of China, Japan and Korea minors are grown up around massage from an early age. In Asian culture, massage is used as an alternative and complimentary treatment for aches, pains and even illnesses. Therefore, children are taught basic strokes of massage from a young age, which they often use to cure or relieve symptoms for older sick family members. Of course, not all oriental children progress to become happy ending therapists. However, seeing how massage can help others is usually what spurs them to take massage as a career path. But it isn’t easy.

The training process is tough

Many men are too quick to mistaken erotic therapists as prostitutes, but this couldn’t be far more for the truth. Prostitution is a last resort for some females. With a lack of qualifications and an appetite for drugs and alcohol, they sadly work in dingy brothels desperately trying to make quick money. Though it’s often tarnished under the same box, this couldn’t be further than what being a happy ending masseuse entails. Becoming a happy ending therapist is never just a rash decision, the training is vigorous and the selection to work in the best parlours across the world is exceptionally tough. 

The first step of becoming a qualified happy ending therapist is to apply for a training school, where the girls are taught the art of Tantra and massage therapy. Due to high quality training programmes and more oriental girls than ever before wanting to become a massage therapist, the selection process is tough. When applying, the girls usually have to write a personal statement which demonstrates their passion for massage and why they want to become a therapist. The second step involves an audition day, in which they’ll be asked to perform different styles of Asian massage for a variety of judges. The best girls will then be offered a place at the training school. It’s fair to say that from an early age, the girls have an undeniable love for massage therapy.

Only the best become happy ending therapists

So you’re probably wondering where happy ending slips into the training. Well, at the start of the course budding therapists are taught more traditional Asian styles, including Shiatsu, Thai massage and Tantric massage. When this part of the course is passed, the girls are able to choose a specialised massage to concentrate on for their final year, based on what they most enjoy and what they are good at. It’s often said it’s usually the most elite students who choose happy ending massage as their elite subject. This is because the girls have to not only perfect their massaging talents, but also the art of seduction too. To put it quite frankly, budding therapists wanting to perform happy ending often have a high-sex drive and sacred beliefs about the male body – which is why they believe happy ending is suited for them.

It’s a super lavish lifestyle

Therapists who graduate in happy ending massage therapy have done exceptionally well, they work harder but play even harder.  Due to a demand for happy ending masseuses in Western Europe and North America, the new therapists often move out of China and into new bustling cities to some of the best parlours in the West. This is super exciting for most of the girls, who’ve never really experienced life except from their small countrified surroundings in Asia. They often feel as though they’ve hit the jackpot, being able to do their dream job, in some of the world’s best cities. For most people, this is only a fantasy.

And it’s fair to say life as a happy ending masseuse is super lavish. Due to many happy ending clients being rich businessmen they usually have a taste for the finer things in life, usually staying in the plush five star hotels and living in some of the wealthiest postcodes in the city. Happy ending therapists get to experience things that are never in reach for the normal girl. This includes getting jiggy on the top floor at The Shard and having steamy fun overlooking Hyde Park. They often feeling like the British version of Anastasia Steele from 50 Shades of Grey, if you get the gist.

Happy ending massage is more than just a job for most therapists. They have an undeniable passion for massage therapy, have sacred beliefs about the male form and also, absolutely love sexual intimacy. Their love for the adult industry sure does shine through every massage they perform.

Book a happy ending massage for yourself

Here at Happy Massage we don’t only have the some of the best happy ending masseuses in the UK, but also all over the world. Our Marylebone and Bayswater host a variety of Oriental masseuses who have been hand-picked from the most elite training courses in Asia. Our gorgeous girls now find themselves in the bright lights of London town to showcase their sensational talents and love for happy ending on yours truly. If you would like to find out more about our sublime therapists, check the masseuse availability or even make a booking then please dial our English-speaking booking team today

The launch of the five-star Happy Massage parlour in Marylebone

After lots of excitement and expectation, the Happy Massage agency FINALLY opens its doors to its new, state-of-the-art incall Marylebone parlour! Parlour manager Trixi Dean cannot wait to tell you more…

Hey there gentlemen! I’m super thrilled to announce the grand opening of our new incall Marylebone salon – which the massaging world are dubbing the pamper palace, fit for any king. The new parlour has been in the pipeline for quite some time and after some extensive planning and renovation it’s finally ready for our big client launch.

Due to client demand, we decided Marylebone was the perfect location to open our new establishment. We chose premises slap-bang in the middle of both Marylebone and Baker Street stations, ensuring customers can visit us before they start their working-day, on their lunch break or after a challenging day at the office. Our new premises also boasts parking facilities, which we expect to attract a new market, for gentlemen who travel around London using their car.

Here at Happy Massage we take client confidentially super seriously, therefore from the naked eye the parlour is disguised as one of Marylebone’s lavish Georgian townhouses. Full address will only be provided when a booking is made.

Of course, the exterior is plush and the inside isn’t too shabby either. Our renovation team have added a welcome lounge to the property, where gentlemen will be greeted by our team of hosts – who will assist in taking off your jacket, handing you a glass of champagne and assisting you in choosing which erotic service to opt for. Once your chosen girl becomes available, you will be whisked away to your private treatment room where the luxuriousness only reaches newer heights.

There are three spacious treatment rooms at our new NW1 massage parlour. All of the rooms are kitted out with the latest massage equipment, a marble en-suite and king-sized bed. We also have a treatment room which has been impeccably designed for the Nuru service, boasting a special Nuru mattress and a spacious walk-in shower, which you and your therapist can utilise for some extra steamy fun as part of your service. Clients can have a shower, with complimentary towels or soaps before or after any of our authentic massages. We also have hired a 24-hour maid team, who will clean each treatment room to the highest of standard between each session. We’ve always taken hygiene very seriously at all of our parlours and is not something we will ever slack with.

As our new Marylebone is at the heart of opulence, we had to ensure we had the therapists to match. Therefore myself and the fellow Happy Massage managers took a business trip to Beijing, Tokyo and Shanghai to cherry-pick the best therapists from their elite Tantra training schools. Not only are the masseuses insanely talented when it comes to the art of seduction and erotica, they are also extremely easy on the eye too. Many of the masseuses have won prestigious beauty pageants and often make a living from commercial modelling, as well as erotic massage therapy. As part of our selection process, we ensured that we hand-picked therapists who suited every gentlemen’s wildest fantasies. Whether your type is a firey pocket-rocket, an athletic beauty or an hour glass goddess then our new Marylebone parlour certainly has it covered.  Our Chinese, Japanese and Korean masseuses are super-enthusiastic to be in the bright lights of London and cannot to showcase their expertise skills on you.

Here at Happy Massage parlour you really are treated to the finer things in life, without breaking the bank. As a welcome to our new Marylebone establishment, we have an introductory offer of just £120 for an erotic massage and just £40 extra for the deliciously daring full service. The other good news is that we have extended opening hours of 10am to 3am, seven days a week – ensuring our therapists are super flexible to cater to your naughtiest of erotic needs whenever you need it the most. And yes boys, we are now OPEN! So please call our friendly English-speaking team of booking agents to arrange your high-class massage service in Marylebone today. We can’t wait to welcome you through our doors!

Peace out, Trixi xox

What are the best massage oils?

Being an adult in 2019 can be extremely tiring and full on, therefore it is safe to say that most of us in the U.K could probably do with a good massage every few weeks to help us relax when our worlds are going a little too fast. Between work, relationships, bills and Brexit – being an adult is stressful! However, any form of massage therapy, whether that be therapeutic, medical, sensual, body to body or erotic, can really allow you to feel some mental and physical harmony. 

Massage therapy has many benefits for your body, mind and soul and the soothing hands of the massage therapist can transcend you into a state of relaxation and pleasure.

Physically – Body to body massages feel amazing for you physically, helping you to relieve any muscular pain or tension you may be experiencing. The masseuse will work on areas such as your shoulders, neck, upper and lower back and thighs. The movement of her hands across your body will vary from gentle to firm, quickly to slowly, all depending on what massage style you go for. You can also experience a lot of physical pleasure if you receive an erotic body to body massage as the masseuse will focus on more intimate areas of your body as well as your sensitive zones. 

Mentally – Massage therapy has become very popular with customers who are seeking help reducing their stress and anxiety levels as well as helping them to cope with issues such as depression, self-esteem and intimacy problems. It can calm you down and make you feel at ease, helping you to find an overall sense of calmness. Once you feel relaxed your mind starts to clear and you can use this as a coping mechanism.

If you really want to take your body to body massage session to the next level, reaping the full benefits of what is has to offer, then you should always use massage oils. If you are at a massage parlour then request your masseuse to use some, bring your own or purchase some for you and your partner to use at home.

Here are some of the best massage oils for you to use:


Lavender Oil – Lavender oil is aromatherapy oil that is highly soothing to both the body and mind. It is known for being amazing for your skin and many people with deep scarring or Acne have used it to help give their skin a clearer complexion using this natural extract. The base of lavender oil is grape seed oil which deeply nourishes and motorizes your skin, leaving you not only feeling relaxed but glowing. Many people mix lavender oil with ylang ylang oil as it helps with sleeping issues.


Ginger Oil – Ginger oil is a perfect massage oil to use during the winter as it warms up the skin, especially when there is skin on skin contact during. The spicy scent of ginger oil helps to create a sensual atmosphere; therefore it is a good oil to use if you want to make it a romantic body to body massage session. It also eliminates toxins from your body, soothes aches or pains, helps with digestion and reduces inflammation.


Chamomile Essential Oil – If you have ever tried chamomile tea, then you will know how soothing it is to drink. Using chamomile during a massage session is the ultimate way to help you relax, balance out your emotions and make you feel completely at ease as the masseuse performs a full body to body massage. The warm grassy smell of chamomile makes you feel at one with nature, and your body and mind will react to all of its natural extracts in a positive way.


Rosemary Essential Oil – Rosemary essential oil is perfect for soothing and relaxing your muscles, helping your body to get prepared for a relaxing massage session. It also helps to relieve pain and prevent inflammatory in your joints and many people who use it says it reduces their stress and anxiety levels.


Rosehip oil – Many people use rosehip oil on their skin when they are receiving a massage due to the fact it acts as an anti-aging. Rich in vitamin A, which fights against wrinkles and age spots. It contains many molecules that penetrate deep players of the skin, having almost an instant and lasting effect. It works particularly well on different areas of the face, with many people saying that is where they notice most of the benefits from using rosehip oil.


Jojoba Oil – Jojoba is one of the oldest oils used in massage therapy around the world due to how well it works as a lubricant as well as the slick glow it gives your skin afterwards. The vitamin E and B-complex repair damaged skin.


Coconut Oil – Not only does it smell amazing, coconut oil has many benefits for your body and overall health. It is a great oil if your skin is lacking hydration, providing you with a glow and helping with skin elasticity. Also known for its anti-aging purposes, it contains vitamin E and vitamin A which slow down the aging process, giving you fresh and younger looking skin. EV Carandang stated, “Coconut is a versatile and unique plant. It is very resilient and can withstand any type of weather or natural calamites. It bears fruit all year round.” (see more: https://coconutboard.in/docs/English-Article-VCO-Carandang.pdf)


All of these oils can be used during different styles of massage therapy whether that be medical, therapeutic, sensual or erotic – it’s up to you! They all have amazing benefits for your skin and body as well as helping you mentally.

Losing my virginity to tantric masseuse

Losing your virginity is something that almost every single one of us experience during our life time, no matter what age, gender, race or religion we are. The term “virginity” means something different to each of us, and the importance of it depends completely on the individual and their views towards having sex for the first time. 

One of our most popular FAQ’s we get emailed is questions regarding losing your virginity to a masseuse and having an erotic tantric massage as a first time sexual experience. Entering the world of sex can certainly be a confusing experience, therefore we understand that combining this with a curiosity towards tantric massage therapy can be very daunting. Therefore, if you are considering losing your virginity to a masseuse but aren’t sure of the rules and terms surrounding it, we have answered some of the most popular questions asked by our customers.

Is it legal?

Yes, having an erotic tantric massage is completely legal in the U.K. You are paying for the massage service and any other “extras” that you may have are confidential between you and the masseuse. You must be over 18 years old and have a valid ID with you.

Will the masseuse judge me for being a virgin?

Absolutely not. We only hire masseuses who are kind and caring as we want our customers to feel at ease during their massage experience, especially if you are a first timer. Our girls will take you on a journey of self-discovery while pleasuring and pleasing you, with no judgement being passed, just a mutual respect for one another.

Do I have to have any experience before? 

We do not ask or care about your sexual history, unless this is something you want to discuss with us. We do not have any requirements when it comes to experience, however we only provide services to men over the age of 18 who have valid ID. 

Am I allowed to kiss the masseuse?

We understand that although it may be your first time getting intimate, this might mean that it is also your first time to kiss a female too. We want the experience to be a natural one for you, which is why we offer a French kissing package for £20 extra. Before your session begins you should indicate exactly what services you want so you can have the experience you want.

Do I have a choice of masseuse?

This is a question we get asked quite a lot and the answer is yes, we always give our customers a choice of masseuse, whether it is their first time or not. We want to make your session as individual and unique as possible to cater to your personal needs and desires, therefore we believe that it is important you have a masseuse that you have hand-picked yourself. We have a website gallery with images and descriptions of each of our tantric masseuses which enables you to have a look at our girls before you come to the massage parlour. 

Do I get to choose what service I have?

Our sessions are tailored especially to meet all of your needs and desires, therefore the only one that chooses what service you have. When going through the booking process, you can have any questions or queries regarding our services answered by our receptionist. However, the masseuse will also be available for you to discuss what services you want too. 

Do I have to wear a condom?

We care about the health and safety of both our customers and our masseuses which is why we require you to wear a condom throughout our services, with no exceptions to be made under any circumstances. We also provide the condoms!

How many times am I allowed to orgasm?

We fully understand that due to it being your first experience that you may ejaculate within the first few minutes, which is why we allow you to orgasm twice within one session.

If you would like to book a tantric massage appointment in London with one of our masseuses then please contact us via SMS, mail or by phone call. We are open daily from 10am until 3am, and we provide both incall and outcall services. Our masseuses have all been highly trained to the highest of levels at some of the most elite massage therapy schools across Asia and have been carefully hand selected due to their hard work, dedication and professionalism as an erotic masseuse. Call today to book! 

Are happy ending massages discreet?

Happy ending massages are everything a heterosexual man dreams about. Getting sensationally massaged and intimate with a drop-dead gorgeous masseuse is definitely up there with the crème de la crème of experiences. Though many men enjoy the wonders of happy ending massages many potential clients are concerned about one thing – is the service discreet?

Massage parlours understand that the majority of their clientele want to keep their happy ending massage a safe secret between them and the therapist. Therefore, the parlours put in special measures to ensure the happy ending massages they offer are as discreet as possible. Let’s start with incall first…

Did you know the bustling streets of London are made up of hundreds of happy ending massage parlours? Probably not. This is because happy ending massage parlours are usually disguised as luxurious private residences to protect client’s confidentiality. Most parlours often do not have a store sign or any indication it’s a massage centre. Just a small minority of parlours do have a shop front, but of course they never advertise happy ending massage from the exterior. The signs will usually promote something on the lines of Asian massage or Tantric massage, which are usual code words for erotic treatments – which will only be understand by the small minority in the know. Regular passers-by will be blissfully unaware that you’re seeking a happy ending massage.


Massage parlours are usually based in London’s luxurious houses without any signs.

Another precaution massage parlours take to keep the service as discreet as possible is not revealing the address online and only providing full location details when a booking is made. This stops information about the parlour coming into contact with the wrong hands.

Erotic massage parlours also try to keep customer information to a minimal to respect their confidentiality. When booking an incall, there is no requirement to tell the booking agents your name or what massage you want alongside your happy ending. All of this information can be discussed with your masseuse in private when you reach the parlour. All the booking agents need is your phone number, your choice of therapist and time you would like your session. All details are destroyed at the end of every working day, meaning there will be no trace of you having a happy ending massage.

So how discreet is happy ending massage once in the parlour? Well, every therapist is assigned their own treatment room and en-suite shower facilities. This all happy ending massages are conducted in private in the company of just yourself and the therapist. Erotic massage parlours often only have three treatment rooms and work on an appointment-only basis, the chances of bumping into another client while visiting for a happy ending massage is extremely unlikely. However, if you’d feel more comfortable you can request to wait in a private lounge for a therapist to become available, rather than the standard waiting room were you could encounter other clients.


The clients get their service in separate en-suit room.

Also, if you cannot make your appointment and don’t have the chance to let the booking team know then don’t worry – they aren’t going to start hassling you for a reason why you haven’t made it. If you’re a no show for your appointment then your details will be immediately erased from the system, ensuring there will be no trace of you booking a happy ending massage.  

So let’s move our attention to outcall. Of course, when booking a mobile-visit more client information is required to make a booking to ensure the therapist can easily find you. For a private residence your full address needs to be given, along with the street and apartment number. Though it’s not a requirement, it’s often recommended that you give your first name when booking an outcall to your house, apartment or private office space.



It’s important to know that it is essential you give your full name when arranging a hotel-visit. We ask for this as unfortunately some people try to make fake bookings to hotels. By giving your full name means that the booking agents can verify you as a guest at the establishment by contacting the hotel concierge. Of course, they’ll never disclose that you are booking an erotic massage but will instead just ask if they can be put through to your room. If they ask a reason why they are calling they’ll simply say it’s regarding personal reasons.  Once the booking agents have successfully been put through to your room they’ll quickly hang up and proceed with your appointment.

Once the therapist has arrived at your hotel, home or even private office space any evidence of your session will immediately be deleted from the system, which maintains a discreet service for all clients.

A common concern amongst clients booking outcall for the first time is what the masseuse will wear when she arrives. And no, she won’t turn up at your doorstep wearing the naughtiest lingerie. Instead, she always make her away to your address appropriately dressed – whether that being in jeans, a long coat or trousers. Your neighbours are sure to not bat an eyelid as a masseuse arrives at your location, they’ll probably mistaken her for a glamourous Avon lady! When possible, the masseuses will make their own way up to your room when booking an outcall to a hotel, this usually suits clients who desire a completely private service.


The masseuses are dressed modesty and usually wear jeans, long skirts or coats when going to your outcall booking so nobody notices them.

Whether you opt for incall or outcall, you can always be rest assured that your erotic massage will be super discreet. Here at Happy Massage client privacy is at the heart of everything we do, which is why we’d love you to come and experience our professional, seductive and relaxing massages at our Central London parlour or for a mobile visit across the capital. Our wonderful team of highly-trained oriental therapists can’t wait to get their talented soft hands on you and take you on a journey with a five-star tantalising erotic massage, all for as little as £120ph. If you want to make an appointment for a happy ending massage in London or find out more about our around-the-clock discreet services then please call our welcoming team of booking agents today

Does receiving a prostate massage make you gay?

Erotic massages are seductive, sexy and soothing – and sure do make you a man’s man. While many erotic services are celebrated by males around the world, there’s just one that some are reluctant to try, prostate massage. Some men brush past prostate massage due to its associations with the homosexual community.  But does receiving prostate massage actually make you gay?

Of course it doesn’t! So we understand that gay people may enjoy prostate massage, but they also love kissing and oral as much as the next straight person too. We never connote kissing and oral with the gay community, so why are many quick to judge prostate massage as a gay activity? It really is rather ridiculous.

Prostate therapists are a treat for straight men

If you visit a erotic massage parlour, you will always be assigned a female therapist. The masseuses who work in adult salons are easily mistaken for glamour and Victoria’s Secret models, due to their dream-like figures and flawless faces. They often have legs for days, boobs that rival page three models and the perkiest bums you have ever seen.  Believe us when we say, getting wet ‘n’ wild with an erotic masseuse is every straight man’s wildest fantasy.

It’s much more than a finger slip

Prostate massage is also SO much more than a therapist slipping cheeky finger inside to massage the anus. Many people are not aware than prostate massage begins the same as any other erotic massage performed at adult parlours. To start, the therapist will guide you to your own private treatment room, slip you out of clothes and perform a full body massage. Strokes performed are based on inspiration of the traditional Swedish massage, with long soothing effleurage glides and petrissage (kneading) strokes often used on the shoulders, back and legs. The purpose of the full body massage is to unwind the client mentally and physically, before the more adventurous strokes to come.

The prostate element can come whenever your heart desires

The prostate element of the session can come whenever the client wishes. Whether that being after the full body massage, straight after a bit of oral or as the session finale. It’s often recommend to undertake the prostate massage after intercourse has taken place. This is because the prostate gland is the only G-spot in the male body and is guaranteed to give you waves of euphoric pleasure and an overwhelming flurry of orgasms. And you know what they say, save the best till last! Abstaining from prostate massage due to the belief it makes you gay is depriving your G-spot of pulse-racing pleasure, it just doesn’t make any sense.

It’s used to treat a variety of health problems

So as well as a five star sexual treat, prostate massage is also used to help a variety of health troubles. Some of these include:

Painful ejaculation

Painful ejaculation occurs when fluid becomes blocked in the reproductive system. A cheeky finger slip inside helps to release the fluid, allowing ejaculation to become pain-free.

Erectile dysfunction

If you suffer from erectile dysfunction then don’t worry, you’re not alone. Studies show that more than 40 per cent of over 50s suffer a type of erection problem. Prostate massage provides a new form of sexual pleasure and as it’s the only adult massage to tantalise the prostate gland, you’ll be harder than a rock in no time. Other treatments to aid erectile dysfunction can be uncomfortable, expensive and often risk copious unwanted side effects. However, prostate massage enables a natural method which is completely good fun at the same time.

Urine flow

The prostate gland is surrounded by the urethra. When the prostate becomes inflamed or swells, it can often interfere with the flow of urine. Delicate touches of prostate massage helps to eliminate the swelling, allowing the flow to run more smoothly. (Read more about how prostate cancer can be detected from urine: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0090429501012687 )

Stress

Stress can build in every area of the body and as well as being unleashed with traditional massage strokes, can also be flushed out by orgasm. The beauty of prostate massage is that it almost always stimulates ejaculation, allowing you to enjoy the best stress relief EVER.

So yeah, are we still saying prostate massage makes you gay?

What do the men say?

We spoke to two heterosexual gentlemen who’ve sought prostate massage therapy for a number of years to get their views.

Douglas, 62

“Not going to lie, before I had my first erotic massage I would be quick to judge prostate as a gay treatment. However, now I’m a regular at massage parlours I now know this isn’t the case at all. I am a bit of a thrill-seeker and after testing all the erotic massages there is I was starting to get a little bored and want to spice up the treatments. The therapist suggested I try prostate massage, as it pushes new boundaries and introduces you to new overwhelming sensations of pleasure. And that’s exactly what prostate is. Going to an erotic massage parlour and not opting for the prostate element is like going to Disneyworld and not going on the biggest rollercoaster. You would have deprived yourself of the maximum exhilaration. If you perceive pushing the boat out with sexual pleasure as making you gay then you really are a bore.”

Harry, 37

“After being diagnosed with erectile dysfunction I had no choice but to opt for prostate massage due to no treatments helping my symptoms. I was a little hesitant, as I knew some boys down the boozer would rinse me for being gay. However, prostate massage therapy was the BEST thing I ever did. Not only did it cure my erectile dysfunction, but it also spiced up my sex-life massively. I was introduced to new things which teased and tantalised my soul in the bedroom department. Those who call people gay for seeking prostate massage can keep going, because it’s us who has the last laugh. After all, they are the ones missing out BIG time!”

Is erotic massage legal?

Erotic massages, the only massage style which teases and tantalises every area of the male body, including the erogenous zones! While many of us worship the wonders which come with the adult bodywork, many see erotic massage as a grey area in the eyes of the law. While many are quick to judge erotic massage as illegal, we are here to assure you this is complete garbage. Come on, it’s the 21st Century, two consensual can conduct business in however way they want. In this post we are going to explore the wonders of erotic massage and its legalities.

So let’s get straight to the point with this. When you book an erotic massage, the service you are initially paying for is the massage, which of course is super legal. Anything that takes place after the massage is classified as an extra and is completely the choice of the client and the therapist, something the law can never interfere with. If you’re uneducated in this area you may believe erotic massage is a code word for sex, which is not the case at all. In fact, erotic massage parlours do not offer sex at all, instead just amazing massages which are seasoned with erotic elements. The only correlation between erotic massage and sex is that they involve naked skin-to-skin contact – and that is it. Erotic massage is sought due to its flurry of health benefits, not for sexual needs.

So why do so many people get it wrong and still believe erotic massage to be illegal? Well there are copious reasons why, but we often hold traditional massage therapists accountable who offer full body massage, but exclude the genital areas. Offering full body massage, but completely disregarding one area of the body makes many quick to perceive this area as bad. No one has any issues with having your neck, back and shoulders massaged so why are people turning their noses up at having the more intimate zones touched? It’s ridiculous to tarnish a small area of the body with negative perception, just because it is associated with sex. We all understand that sexual contact is an innate human need. We don’t wince at the thought of getting our hunger and shelter needs fulfilled, so why are many so concerned about getting our sexual needs satisfied too? Not including sexual contact within a massage is depriving our human need for intimacy, which is silly.

Another reason why people often perceive happy ending as illegal, is the confusion that massage parlours are the same as brothels. Brothels are often operated by pimps and prostitutes, who often sell sex to make money very quickly. Brothels are usually overcrowded, noisy and dingy environments, which are utilised by seedy males who are seeking a quicky. This is hugely different to erotic massages, whose services often appeal to the well-respected gentlemen. These gentlemen often have stressful jobs, who seek the company of an erotic therapist to unwind after a long day at the office. We understand that many of these men have an appetite for the finer things in life, with erotic parlours tailoring their premises and services to meet their high expectations.

So what can you expect at an erotic massage parlour? Well believe it or not, many erotic massage parlours are easily mistaken for five star hotels. Complete with a plush arrival lounge where you’re able to meet the therapists, private treatment rooms and en-suite shower facilities, which clients can use free of charge before or after the massage. Due to client demand, erotic massage parlours are usually situated in major cities in the likes of London, Tokyo and Paris. From the naked eye erotic massage parlours are disguised, with the exterior being masked as luxurious private residences. Some believe this is because they are illegal, which is completely untrue. Instead, massage parlours are disguised to suit the clients who opt for a discreet service.

Just like other professional companies, erotic massage parlours pay their taxes and meet the necessary government regulation regulations. To be an erotic therapist, the girls have to apply for a licence which shows that they are over the age of 21, are healthy and are trained in massage therapy. Once the certified licence is obtained, the girls have to undergo regular health screening and fortnightly STI testing to ensure their safety for not just them, but the clients also. As a double precaution, protection is worn during an erotic massage at all times. Clients who request for protection not to be used more than once, risk a life-time ban from an erotic massage parlour.  Client safety is taken very seriously at massage parlours and is not something they will be lenient with.

Another point to make is that it’s extremely derogatory to label a massage therapist as a prostitute. These therapists work very hard in massage training schools to craft the art of seduction and Tantra, before moving to elite parlours to showcase their sensational talents on high class gentlemen. Tantra is based upon the ideology that the male body is a temple and thereby should be worshipped; one of the main ways of doing this is massage. The small similarity between an erotic masseuse and a prostitute is that they both provide intimacy.

So we hope we’ve assured your mind that erotic massage is soothing, seductive and sex – a far cry from an illegal service. If you’re ready to take the plunge and book an erotic massage today then we have a gorgeous team of oriental therapists who are ready to take you on a journey with their tantalising talents. Erotic packages are available from just £120, so just call the friendly and helpful booking agents to arrange your session today.

Introducing our new lavish parlour in Marylebone

Hello there gentlemen, it’s Cici here – the manager of Happy Massage erotic agency based across London. I’m here to FINALLY announce the opening of our new lavish incall parlour based in the heart of Marylebone. There has been much excitement surrounding the new parlour opening and I just can’t wait to tell you more!

So early last year we decided that due to client demand, we were going to open a new parlour based a stone throw away from Baker Street and Marylebone Tube Stations. When we found the perfect premises, the builders went straight in to make the parlour a perfect pamper palace, fit for any king. Now the building work is finished and the massage equipment is in, myself and my gorgeous team of oriental masseuses can’t wait to welcome through our doors.

Our Marylebone parlour boasts a spacious welcome lounge, where clients will be greeted with a beverage of their choice and be able to make conversation with the therapists, before cherry-picking their favourite for their appointment. The welcome lounge comprises of a few sofas, mini-bar and mood lighting –which is guaranteed to set a relaxing tone, just what you need before an erotic massage.

Each of our masseuses has been allocated their own private treatment room, complete with an en-suite. Each treatment room boasts a super luxurious king-sized bed, a gentle playlist and a marble-walk in shower – which clients are welcome to use before or after their session free of charge. There is also the option to invite the masseuse in the shower for some extra steamy fun for just a little bit extra. If you were to have a look at one of our treatment rooms, you would easily mistake them for a five star hotel.

As well as the therapists, we decided to hire a 24 hour assistance team at our Marylebone parlour. They will be on hand to provide more towels, candles and drinks at your request. Having an assistance team on hand means that you’ll be able to spend more time with your masseuse, who would usually assist to all of your other requests. Now the therapists can pay their full attention to your massage and whatever your sensual heart may desire.

We also have employed an in-house maid team, who are there to clean the treatment rooms and bathrooms to the highest standard between bookings. Good hygiene is at the heart of everything we do and is not something we will never slack with.

As for our location, we are slap-bang in the middle of Marylebone and Baker Street stations (detailed address will be given when a booking is made). From the outside, the parlour is disguised as a lavish penthouse suite, which makes your service here in Marylebone as discreet as possible. When you arrive for an appointment just give us a quick call and we will have someone to meet you in less than five minutes. (Of course, they will be appropriately dressed.)

As our new location is state-of-the-art, we had to ensure we had the therapists to match. Due to this, me and my business partner Kai took a trip over to Asia, to cherry-pick the best graduates from their elite massage training schools. Our therapists not only boast the finest expertise when it comes to Tantra and seduction, but are also insanely beautiful too. Our masseuses are no stranger to modelling work and winning beauty pageants. They are also super enthusiastic to be in London and can’t wait to meet you in our plush Marylebone parlour.

A new parlour also means one more thing, more services! We know many of clients will be jumping for joy that we’ve decided to add the super sexy four hands massage to our list of services.

Our Baker Street parlour is open NOW and we would you love for you to come and see! We operate between 10am to 3am, seven days a week – so why not come and see us on your lunch break, after a long day at the office or for some midnight fun? Remember guys, outcall is also still available! Call us to book in today

With love,

Cici xxx

Be naughty this Easter… get a Tantric massage

Fed up of piling on the pounds from over-indulging on chocolate during the Easter period? Well, here at Happy Massage we have found a way you can be naughty, without adding to your waist line. Gentlemen, why not try a teasing and tantalising Tantric massage in London this Easter Sunday? You certainly will enter a seventh heaven with this devilish treatment.

Why should I get a Tantric massage?

Of course, Tantric massage is welcomed at all times of year – but there are certain reasons why opting for Tantric over the Easter holidays makes it extra special, some of these are:

Takes away all of your stresses

Just before Easter, the working year comes to an end – which can often bring on one thing, stress. However, you can immerse your mind away from deadlines and the dreaded to-do list with the help of Tantric massage. Tantra therapists believe that when we are stressed, Chi builds in every area of the body, including the erogenous zones. Chi leaves every area enduring unwanted tension, aches and niggles. To combat this, masseuses use long and unwinding strokes wish flush out the chi and replenish the muscles with fresh oxygen and blood. This leaves your whole body and mind feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, a long way away from your stresses.

Indulges into your naughtiest of cravings

Forget chocolate eggs (they are SO last year) we are onto naughtier things here and this comes in the form of your sexiest of cravings. Did you know Tantric massage is the full package for fulfilling all of your sensual needs? The beauty of a Tantra treatment is that it can be tailored to just how you like it. Whether you are an individual who craves a tame vanilla experience or someone who prefers it more rough and ready, then the therapists have it covered. And the fun doesn’t stop there, most Tantric massages come with the opportunity to enjoy various extras. Whether that being French kissing, dress-up or OWO, so if you’ve always strived to try something a little more daring then do feel free to put in a request at the beginning of your appointment. A Tantric massage promises to take you on a tantalising journey to a sweet serenity.

It’s good for you

So it maybe just a little bit naughty, but Tantric massage is in fact, SO good for you. The aim of Tantra is to harmonise the whole body, mind and soul which gives you the most amazing satisfaction and pleasure. Tantric massage has also proven to boost the immune system, tackle aches and pains and relieves sleep problems including fatigue and insomnia. Many men who opt for the treatment on a regular basis feel refreshed and rejuvenated and often 10 years younger.

It makes you better in bed

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to have the stamina of a porn-star? Therefore, if you’re looking to boost your stamina then Tantric massage can certainly help you out. Tantra therapists boast the highest expertise in a specialist technique informally known as edging. Edging means that when you are reaching a point of climax, the masseuse will menouvre her sensual finger tips to a less sensitive area of the body before repeating the process again and again. Not only does this intensify the orgasm which is to come, but also majorly enhances how long you will last. Tantric massage can also relieve unwanted symptoms of premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. You’re guaranteed to leave the parlour as a new man.

Your secret is safe with us

Tempted to book a Tantric massage but are worried about being caught out? Then don’t worry, your secret is safe with us. Our Tantra palaces are super discreet and are disguised as lavish penthouse suites in some of the capital’s finest postcodes. Our booking team also take client confidentiality very seriously, erasing evidence of any appointment information every 24 hours. Want to book a Tantric massage this Easter? Then you definitely need to read on…

How to book

To a book a five-star Tantra treatment this Easter then please dial our 24 hour hotline number on 07818115239 we host a variety of smoking-hot therapists from China, Japan and Korea who have trained in the art of Tantra and seduction in their home countries. Now they find themselves in the bright lights of London to showcase their finest talents on the gentlemen of the city. Our massages maybe super luxurious, but our prices certainly don’t break the bank. Our Tantra therapies are available from just £120. So what are you waiting for sexy boy? Book your massage in today!

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