Are happy ending massages discreet?

Happy ending massages are everything a heterosexual man dreams about. Getting sensationally massaged and intimate with a drop-dead gorgeous masseuse is definitely up there with the crème de la crème of experiences. Though many men enjoy the wonders of happy ending massages many potential clients are concerned about one thing – is the service discreet?

Massage parlours understand that the majority of their clientele want to keep their happy ending massage a safe secret between them and the therapist. Therefore, the parlours put in special measures to ensure the happy ending massages they offer are as discreet as possible. Let’s start with incall first…

Did you know the bustling streets of London are made up of hundreds of happy ending massage parlours? Probably not. This is because happy ending massage parlours are usually disguised as luxurious private residences to protect client’s confidentiality. Most parlours often do not have a store sign or any indication it’s a massage centre. Just a small minority of parlours do have a shop front, but of course they never advertise happy ending massage from the exterior. The signs will usually promote something on the lines of Asian massage or Tantric massage, which are usual code words for erotic treatments – which will only be understand by the small minority in the know. Regular passers-by will be blissfully unaware that you’re seeking a happy ending massage.


Massage parlours are usually based in London’s luxurious houses without any signs.

Another precaution massage parlours take to keep the service as discreet as possible is not revealing the address online and only providing full location details when a booking is made. This stops information about the parlour coming into contact with the wrong hands.

Erotic massage parlours also try to keep customer information to a minimal to respect their confidentiality. When booking an incall, there is no requirement to tell the booking agents your name or what massage you want alongside your happy ending. All of this information can be discussed with your masseuse in private when you reach the parlour. All the booking agents need is your phone number, your choice of therapist and time you would like your session. All details are destroyed at the end of every working day, meaning there will be no trace of you having a happy ending massage.

So how discreet is happy ending massage once in the parlour? Well, every therapist is assigned their own treatment room and en-suite shower facilities. This all happy ending massages are conducted in private in the company of just yourself and the therapist. Erotic massage parlours often only have three treatment rooms and work on an appointment-only basis, the chances of bumping into another client while visiting for a happy ending massage is extremely unlikely. However, if you’d feel more comfortable you can request to wait in a private lounge for a therapist to become available, rather than the standard waiting room were you could encounter other clients.


The clients get their service in separate en-suit room.

Also, if you cannot make your appointment and don’t have the chance to let the booking team know then don’t worry – they aren’t going to start hassling you for a reason why you haven’t made it. If you’re a no show for your appointment then your details will be immediately erased from the system, ensuring there will be no trace of you booking a happy ending massage.  

So let’s move our attention to outcall. Of course, when booking a mobile-visit more client information is required to make a booking to ensure the therapist can easily find you. For a private residence your full address needs to be given, along with the street and apartment number. Though it’s not a requirement, it’s often recommended that you give your first name when booking an outcall to your house, apartment or private office space.



It’s important to know that it is essential you give your full name when arranging a hotel-visit. We ask for this as unfortunately some people try to make fake bookings to hotels. By giving your full name means that the booking agents can verify you as a guest at the establishment by contacting the hotel concierge. Of course, they’ll never disclose that you are booking an erotic massage but will instead just ask if they can be put through to your room. If they ask a reason why they are calling they’ll simply say it’s regarding personal reasons.  Once the booking agents have successfully been put through to your room they’ll quickly hang up and proceed with your appointment.

Once the therapist has arrived at your hotel, home or even private office space any evidence of your session will immediately be deleted from the system, which maintains a discreet service for all clients.

A common concern amongst clients booking outcall for the first time is what the masseuse will wear when she arrives. And no, she won’t turn up at your doorstep wearing the naughtiest lingerie. Instead, she always make her away to your address appropriately dressed – whether that being in jeans, a long coat or trousers. Your neighbours are sure to not bat an eyelid as a masseuse arrives at your location, they’ll probably mistaken her for a glamourous Avon lady! When possible, the masseuses will make their own way up to your room when booking an outcall to a hotel, this usually suits clients who desire a completely private service.


The masseuses are dressed modesty and usually wear jeans, long skirts or coats when going to your outcall booking so nobody notices them.

Whether you opt for incall or outcall, you can always be rest assured that your erotic massage will be super discreet. Here at Happy Massage client privacy is at the heart of everything we do, which is why we’d love you to come and experience our professional, seductive and relaxing massages at our Central London parlour or for a mobile visit across the capital. Our wonderful team of highly-trained oriental therapists can’t wait to get their talented soft hands on you and take you on a journey with a five-star tantalising erotic massage, all for as little as £120ph. If you want to make an appointment for a happy ending massage in London or find out more about our around-the-clock discreet services then please call our welcoming team of booking agents today

Does receiving a prostate massage make you gay?

Erotic massages are seductive, sexy and soothing – and sure do make you a man’s man. While many erotic services are celebrated by males around the world, there’s just one that some are reluctant to try, prostate massage. Some men brush past prostate massage due to its associations with the homosexual community.  But does receiving prostate massage actually make you gay?

Of course it doesn’t! So we understand that gay people may enjoy prostate massage, but they also love kissing and oral as much as the next straight person too. We never connote kissing and oral with the gay community, so why are many quick to judge prostate massage as a gay activity? It really is rather ridiculous.

Prostate therapists are a treat for straight men

If you visit a erotic massage parlour, you will always be assigned a female therapist. The masseuses who work in adult salons are easily mistaken for glamour and Victoria’s Secret models, due to their dream-like figures and flawless faces. They often have legs for days, boobs that rival page three models and the perkiest bums you have ever seen.  Believe us when we say, getting wet ‘n’ wild with an erotic masseuse is every straight man’s wildest fantasy.

It’s much more than a finger slip

Prostate massage is also SO much more than a therapist slipping cheeky finger inside to massage the anus. Many people are not aware than prostate massage begins the same as any other erotic massage performed at adult parlours. To start, the therapist will guide you to your own private treatment room, slip you out of clothes and perform a full body massage. Strokes performed are based on inspiration of the traditional Swedish massage, with long soothing effleurage glides and petrissage (kneading) strokes often used on the shoulders, back and legs. The purpose of the full body massage is to unwind the client mentally and physically, before the more adventurous strokes to come.

The prostate element can come whenever your heart desires

The prostate element of the session can come whenever the client wishes. Whether that being after the full body massage, straight after a bit of oral or as the session finale. It’s often recommend to undertake the prostate massage after intercourse has taken place. This is because the prostate gland is the only G-spot in the male body and is guaranteed to give you waves of euphoric pleasure and an overwhelming flurry of orgasms. And you know what they say, save the best till last! Abstaining from prostate massage due to the belief it makes you gay is depriving your G-spot of pulse-racing pleasure, it just doesn’t make any sense.

It’s used to treat a variety of health problems

So as well as a five star sexual treat, prostate massage is also used to help a variety of health troubles. Some of these include:

Painful ejaculation

Painful ejaculation occurs when fluid becomes blocked in the reproductive system. A cheeky finger slip inside helps to release the fluid, allowing ejaculation to become pain-free.

Erectile dysfunction

If you suffer from erectile dysfunction then don’t worry, you’re not alone. Studies show that more than 40 per cent of over 50s suffer a type of erection problem. Prostate massage provides a new form of sexual pleasure and as it’s the only adult massage to tantalise the prostate gland, you’ll be harder than a rock in no time. Other treatments to aid erectile dysfunction can be uncomfortable, expensive and often risk copious unwanted side effects. However, prostate massage enables a natural method which is completely good fun at the same time.

Urine flow

The prostate gland is surrounded by the urethra. When the prostate becomes inflamed or swells, it can often interfere with the flow of urine. Delicate touches of prostate massage helps to eliminate the swelling, allowing the flow to run more smoothly. (Read more about how prostate cancer can be detected from urine: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0090429501012687 )

Stress

Stress can build in every area of the body and as well as being unleashed with traditional massage strokes, can also be flushed out by orgasm. The beauty of prostate massage is that it almost always stimulates ejaculation, allowing you to enjoy the best stress relief EVER.

So yeah, are we still saying prostate massage makes you gay?

What do the men say?

We spoke to two heterosexual gentlemen who’ve sought prostate massage therapy for a number of years to get their views.

Douglas, 62

“Not going to lie, before I had my first erotic massage I would be quick to judge prostate as a gay treatment. However, now I’m a regular at massage parlours I now know this isn’t the case at all. I am a bit of a thrill-seeker and after testing all the erotic massages there is I was starting to get a little bored and want to spice up the treatments. The therapist suggested I try prostate massage, as it pushes new boundaries and introduces you to new overwhelming sensations of pleasure. And that’s exactly what prostate is. Going to an erotic massage parlour and not opting for the prostate element is like going to Disneyworld and not going on the biggest rollercoaster. You would have deprived yourself of the maximum exhilaration. If you perceive pushing the boat out with sexual pleasure as making you gay then you really are a bore.”

Harry, 37

“After being diagnosed with erectile dysfunction I had no choice but to opt for prostate massage due to no treatments helping my symptoms. I was a little hesitant, as I knew some boys down the boozer would rinse me for being gay. However, prostate massage therapy was the BEST thing I ever did. Not only did it cure my erectile dysfunction, but it also spiced up my sex-life massively. I was introduced to new things which teased and tantalised my soul in the bedroom department. Those who call people gay for seeking prostate massage can keep going, because it’s us who has the last laugh. After all, they are the ones missing out BIG time!”

Is erotic massage legal?

Erotic massages, the only massage style which teases and tantalises every area of the male body, including the erogenous zones! While many of us worship the wonders which come with the adult bodywork, many see erotic massage as a grey area in the eyes of the law. While many are quick to judge erotic massage as illegal, we are here to assure you this is complete garbage. Come on, it’s the 21st Century, two consensual can conduct business in however way they want. In this post we are going to explore the wonders of erotic massage and its legalities.

So let’s get straight to the point with this. When you book an erotic massage, the service you are initially paying for is the massage, which of course is super legal. Anything that takes place after the massage is classified as an extra and is completely the choice of the client and the therapist, something the law can never interfere with. If you’re uneducated in this area you may believe erotic massage is a code word for sex, which is not the case at all. In fact, erotic massage parlours do not offer sex at all, instead just amazing massages which are seasoned with erotic elements. The only correlation between erotic massage and sex is that they involve naked skin-to-skin contact – and that is it. Erotic massage is sought due to its flurry of health benefits, not for sexual needs.

So why do so many people get it wrong and still believe erotic massage to be illegal? Well there are copious reasons why, but we often hold traditional massage therapists accountable who offer full body massage, but exclude the genital areas. Offering full body massage, but completely disregarding one area of the body makes many quick to perceive this area as bad. No one has any issues with having your neck, back and shoulders massaged so why are people turning their noses up at having the more intimate zones touched? It’s ridiculous to tarnish a small area of the body with negative perception, just because it is associated with sex. We all understand that sexual contact is an innate human need. We don’t wince at the thought of getting our hunger and shelter needs fulfilled, so why are many so concerned about getting our sexual needs satisfied too? Not including sexual contact within a massage is depriving our human need for intimacy, which is silly.

Another reason why people often perceive happy ending as illegal, is the confusion that massage parlours are the same as brothels. Brothels are often operated by pimps and prostitutes, who often sell sex to make money very quickly. Brothels are usually overcrowded, noisy and dingy environments, which are utilised by seedy males who are seeking a quicky. This is hugely different to erotic massages, whose services often appeal to the well-respected gentlemen. These gentlemen often have stressful jobs, who seek the company of an erotic therapist to unwind after a long day at the office. We understand that many of these men have an appetite for the finer things in life, with erotic parlours tailoring their premises and services to meet their high expectations.

So what can you expect at an erotic massage parlour? Well believe it or not, many erotic massage parlours are easily mistaken for five star hotels. Complete with a plush arrival lounge where you’re able to meet the therapists, private treatment rooms and en-suite shower facilities, which clients can use free of charge before or after the massage. Due to client demand, erotic massage parlours are usually situated in major cities in the likes of London, Tokyo and Paris. From the naked eye erotic massage parlours are disguised, with the exterior being masked as luxurious private residences. Some believe this is because they are illegal, which is completely untrue. Instead, massage parlours are disguised to suit the clients who opt for a discreet service.

Just like other professional companies, erotic massage parlours pay their taxes and meet the necessary government regulation regulations. To be an erotic therapist, the girls have to apply for a licence which shows that they are over the age of 21, are healthy and are trained in massage therapy. Once the certified licence is obtained, the girls have to undergo regular health screening and fortnightly STI testing to ensure their safety for not just them, but the clients also. As a double precaution, protection is worn during an erotic massage at all times. Clients who request for protection not to be used more than once, risk a life-time ban from an erotic massage parlour.  Client safety is taken very seriously at massage parlours and is not something they will be lenient with.

Another point to make is that it’s extremely derogatory to label a massage therapist as a prostitute. These therapists work very hard in massage training schools to craft the art of seduction and Tantra, before moving to elite parlours to showcase their sensational talents on high class gentlemen. Tantra is based upon the ideology that the male body is a temple and thereby should be worshipped; one of the main ways of doing this is massage. The small similarity between an erotic masseuse and a prostitute is that they both provide intimacy.

So we hope we’ve assured your mind that erotic massage is soothing, seductive and sex – a far cry from an illegal service. If you’re ready to take the plunge and book an erotic massage today then we have a gorgeous team of oriental therapists who are ready to take you on a journey with their tantalising talents. Erotic packages are available from just £120, so just call the friendly and helpful booking agents to arrange your session today.

Introducing our new lavish parlour in Marylebone

Hello there gentlemen, it’s Cici here – the manager of Happy Massage erotic agency based across London. I’m here to FINALLY announce the opening of our new lavish incall parlour based in the heart of Marylebone. There has been much excitement surrounding the new parlour opening and I just can’t wait to tell you more!

So early last year we decided that due to client demand, we were going to open a new parlour based a stone throw away from Baker Street and Marylebone Tube Stations. When we found the perfect premises, the builders went straight in to make the parlour a perfect pamper palace, fit for any king. Now the building work is finished and the massage equipment is in, myself and my gorgeous team of oriental masseuses can’t wait to welcome through our doors.

Our Marylebone parlour boasts a spacious welcome lounge, where clients will be greeted with a beverage of their choice and be able to make conversation with the therapists, before cherry-picking their favourite for their appointment. The welcome lounge comprises of a few sofas, mini-bar and mood lighting –which is guaranteed to set a relaxing tone, just what you need before an erotic massage.

Each of our masseuses has been allocated their own private treatment room, complete with an en-suite. Each treatment room boasts a super luxurious king-sized bed, a gentle playlist and a marble-walk in shower – which clients are welcome to use before or after their session free of charge. There is also the option to invite the masseuse in the shower for some extra steamy fun for just a little bit extra. If you were to have a look at one of our treatment rooms, you would easily mistake them for a five star hotel.

As well as the therapists, we decided to hire a 24 hour assistance team at our Marylebone parlour. They will be on hand to provide more towels, candles and drinks at your request. Having an assistance team on hand means that you’ll be able to spend more time with your masseuse, who would usually assist to all of your other requests. Now the therapists can pay their full attention to your massage and whatever your sensual heart may desire.

We also have employed an in-house maid team, who are there to clean the treatment rooms and bathrooms to the highest standard between bookings. Good hygiene is at the heart of everything we do and is not something we will never slack with.

As for our location, we are slap-bang in the middle of Marylebone and Baker Street stations (detailed address will be given when a booking is made). From the outside, the parlour is disguised as a lavish penthouse suite, which makes your service here in Marylebone as discreet as possible. When you arrive for an appointment just give us a quick call and we will have someone to meet you in less than five minutes. (Of course, they will be appropriately dressed.)

As our new location is state-of-the-art, we had to ensure we had the therapists to match. Due to this, me and my business partner Kai took a trip over to Asia, to cherry-pick the best graduates from their elite massage training schools. Our therapists not only boast the finest expertise when it comes to Tantra and seduction, but are also insanely beautiful too. Our masseuses are no stranger to modelling work and winning beauty pageants. They are also super enthusiastic to be in London and can’t wait to meet you in our plush Marylebone parlour.

A new parlour also means one more thing, more services! We know many of clients will be jumping for joy that we’ve decided to add the super sexy four hands massage to our list of services.

Our Baker Street parlour is open NOW and we would you love for you to come and see! We operate between 10am to 3am, seven days a week – so why not come and see us on your lunch break, after a long day at the office or for some midnight fun? Remember guys, outcall is also still available! Call us to book in today

With love,

Cici xxx

Be naughty this Easter… get a Tantric massage

Fed up of piling on the pounds from over-indulging on chocolate during the Easter period? Well, here at Happy Massage we have found a way you can be naughty, without adding to your waist line. Gentlemen, why not try a teasing and tantalising Tantric massage in London this Easter Sunday? You certainly will enter a seventh heaven with this devilish treatment.

Why should I get a Tantric massage?

Of course, Tantric massage is welcomed at all times of year – but there are certain reasons why opting for Tantric over the Easter holidays makes it extra special, some of these are:

Takes away all of your stresses

Just before Easter, the working year comes to an end – which can often bring on one thing, stress. However, you can immerse your mind away from deadlines and the dreaded to-do list with the help of Tantric massage. Tantra therapists believe that when we are stressed, Chi builds in every area of the body, including the erogenous zones. Chi leaves every area enduring unwanted tension, aches and niggles. To combat this, masseuses use long and unwinding strokes wish flush out the chi and replenish the muscles with fresh oxygen and blood. This leaves your whole body and mind feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, a long way away from your stresses.

Indulges into your naughtiest of cravings

Forget chocolate eggs (they are SO last year) we are onto naughtier things here and this comes in the form of your sexiest of cravings. Did you know Tantric massage is the full package for fulfilling all of your sensual needs? The beauty of a Tantra treatment is that it can be tailored to just how you like it. Whether you are an individual who craves a tame vanilla experience or someone who prefers it more rough and ready, then the therapists have it covered. And the fun doesn’t stop there, most Tantric massages come with the opportunity to enjoy various extras. Whether that being French kissing, dress-up or OWO, so if you’ve always strived to try something a little more daring then do feel free to put in a request at the beginning of your appointment. A Tantric massage promises to take you on a tantalising journey to a sweet serenity.

It’s good for you

So it maybe just a little bit naughty, but Tantric massage is in fact, SO good for you. The aim of Tantra is to harmonise the whole body, mind and soul which gives you the most amazing satisfaction and pleasure. Tantric massage has also proven to boost the immune system, tackle aches and pains and relieves sleep problems including fatigue and insomnia. Many men who opt for the treatment on a regular basis feel refreshed and rejuvenated and often 10 years younger.

It makes you better in bed

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to have the stamina of a porn-star? Therefore, if you’re looking to boost your stamina then Tantric massage can certainly help you out. Tantra therapists boast the highest expertise in a specialist technique informally known as edging. Edging means that when you are reaching a point of climax, the masseuse will menouvre her sensual finger tips to a less sensitive area of the body before repeating the process again and again. Not only does this intensify the orgasm which is to come, but also majorly enhances how long you will last. Tantric massage can also relieve unwanted symptoms of premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. You’re guaranteed to leave the parlour as a new man.

Your secret is safe with us

Tempted to book a Tantric massage but are worried about being caught out? Then don’t worry, your secret is safe with us. Our Tantra palaces are super discreet and are disguised as lavish penthouse suites in some of the capital’s finest postcodes. Our booking team also take client confidentiality very seriously, erasing evidence of any appointment information every 24 hours. Want to book a Tantric massage this Easter? Then you definitely need to read on…

How to book

To a book a five-star Tantra treatment this Easter then please dial our 24 hour hotline number on 07818115239 we host a variety of smoking-hot therapists from China, Japan and Korea who have trained in the art of Tantra and seduction in their home countries. Now they find themselves in the bright lights of London to showcase their finest talents on the gentlemen of the city. Our massages maybe super luxurious, but our prices certainly don’t break the bank. Our Tantra therapies are available from just £120. So what are you waiting for sexy boy? Book your massage in today!

Prostate massage helped to heal my broken heart and it could do the same for you too

Nursing a broken heart? Don’t worry, a few months ago I was doing the same a few months ago too. However, instead of binging on the beers, watching far too many boxsets or refusing to leave the house you NEED to combat the heartbreak. This is why I opt for prostate massage and I never looked back..

If you’ve been with your Mrs or partner for quite a while it might be difficult to imagine getting frisky with anyone else, well it certainly did for me. However, as a 30 year old male I had needs and I didn’t want these needs to be fulfilled by just anyone. The thought of a mid-week Tinder hook up or a casual shag from a girl I found in the boozer on a Saturday night made it all seem not worth it. I wanted meaningful sex, without the stress.

This is when I turned to erotic massage. Many people aren’t aware that erotic massage isn’t just about getting your end away, but is about the experience which comes with it. To be an erotic masseuse you sure have to be a people person, in my time of coming for their sensual services I have never met a therapist who doesn’t give you a warm fuzzy welcome and loves to make articulate conversation before getting to the sexier bits. Just what you need when you’re nursing a broken heart and may not necessarily want a new relationship, but still need female company..

Anyway, back to the story. Erotic massage seemed to be the only solution to heal my heartache. The sex with my partner was amazing, so of course, the sexy time with an erotic masseuse needed to reach higher levels of pleasure if I was going to come out of my love-sick state of mind.

I took the plunge and called the erotic massage hotline, where I spoke to a lovely booking agent and enquired for service recommendations based on my current situation. So you may think ‘ha, what a drip – who does this?’ but believe me boys, pouring my heart out certainly worked out he best for me.

She suggested I tried prostate massage. So yeah, you could be thinking – isn’t that what gay people get? And I don’t blame you if you do – I thought that as well at first. However, after telling her I’d ‘think about it’ and hanging up the phone I took to the Internet to do some research, this is what I found..

Things the Internet tells you about prostate massage:

  • The prostate gland is the only G spot in the male body, which means the most EUPHORIC pleasure
  • Prostate massaging or prostate milking (if you want to use the medical term) can boost sexual stamina and aid premature ejaculation
  • Prostate massage encourages the rush of endorphins and oxytocin, which are known as the body’s natural hormones

I was sold, I needed to give prostate massage a go.

So I made my way to the parlour and of course, I certainly was nervous – the last time I’d had naked fun was with a girl who I thought was ‘the one’. However, I knew I needed to bite the bullet and try out this ridiculously hot session.

Many people often assume that a prostate massage is just a naughty finger slip inside, followed by a few motions until the client achieves orgasm, but it’s much more than that.

To begin the session, the therapist undressed herself and I out of my clothes, positioned me on my front and gave me a passionate full body massage. I cannot begin to tell you how relaxed this made me feel, as every stroke she performed felt sensational and immensely unwinding. It did more than just take away all of my nerves.

The flow between the massage and the prostate massage was just effortless, just like having a dip in the sea followed by a bit of sunbathing. I recall her hungry eyes gazed into mine, as she sought a nod of approval, I was more ready than ever.

And what can I say? Boy it felt f******* next level. My toes curled, my legs shook and my heart raced as her dainty little fingers circled around my prostate gland. I couldn’t stop moaning and groaning, as my whole body and mind reach a state of ecstasy. All of the amazing sexy encounters I had with my ex, suddenly felt like bland vanilla – prostate massage with a smoking hot masseuse was definitely the real deal.

Over the next few months I opted for prostate massage as much as I could, as it was certainly helping to heal my heartbreak. I got to indulge in the sexiest of pleasure with a gorgeous girl without the hassle, it really couldn’t have got any better. If you’re feeling love sick then you NEED to try, it worked for me and it certainly could for you too!

Try prostate massage today!

If you want to take a leaf out of this gentleman’s book and try and test prostate massage in London to heal your heartbreak then why not visit our visit our incall parlours dotted around Central London? Our prostate packages are available for a bargain price of £150 with happy ending or £180 with full service. Come and cure your heart with the orgasmic help of our gorgeous, professional and seductive therapists – we are just one call away boys!

Six things you need in your erotic massage toolkit

Erotic massage is sexy, seductive and soothing, but if not planned correctly can be a bit of bland vanilla rather than an overwhelming hot spice. To tease and tantalise your partner into the finest ecstasy then do follow our sexy erotic massage toolkit. You can thank us later…

1. A private setting

It might be obvious, but a private setting is a must for an erotic massage. If there’s any risk of disturbance, don’t bother with the massage. Interruption will only undo the unwinding and sexy benefits the raunchy bodywork provides. Instead, why not wait until your home alone so you can really make use of the space? Erotic massage can be performed just about anywhere, with most people opting for the bedroom or lounge area to get hot under the covers. The bathroom may also come in handy later!

2. Dark sheets

As you can imagine, love juices and massage oil is likely to go everywhere during an erotic massage. However, instead of worrying about staining the new cream sofa you’ve just bought from DFS why not just put dark sheets down instead? Position them on your bed or couch as you await the arrival of your lady. They’re guaranteed to not know any different and BINGO less washing for you. Also, prop up some cushions or pillows for your knees, this will provide you with more comfort while performing the massage.

3. Candles

Bright lights are a big no no when it comes to an erotic massage. Turning on the ‘big light’ is likely to make your partner feel wide awake and energetic, not what you want when you’re trying to give a relaxing massage. If you don’t have dimmed lighting then don’t worry, candles can work all the same. The ambience of candle light helps to ooze the sensual passion around the room, just what you need when giving an erotic massage. A bonus tip is to opt for candles which are lavender, chamomile and jasmine fragranced – which all have relaxing and romance properties.

4. Massage oil (and lots of it)

Stocking up on plenty of massage oil is a MUST for an erotic massage. To ensure your massage is second to none, do lather a generous amount on your partner’s body. Massage oil helps the strokes and slides to be effortless. Therefore being stingy on your oil amount is likely to make it a bumpy ride – not what you need when you are trying your best to be super sexy. Do make sure you drizzle more on the most intimate zones which is guaranteed to make the sensual levels reach much higher heights.

5. A super sexy playlist

If you really want to get the hairs standing up on your partners back you need to organise a super sexy playlist, whether some soft RNB is your thing or something more old school tickles you and your partners fancy then do make sure you put some music on in the background. Avoid anything too upbeat though, as this is likely to make your partner more ready to dance than frisky. Also, do make sure you find a playlist which is going to last the entire duration of the erotic massage. The last thing you want to be doing is getting up to change the music when you’re trying your best to be romantic.

6. A hot shower or bath

And finally, the last part of your erotic massage toolkit, a hot shower or bath. Not only does that give you extra play time with your partner, but it’s also the perfect finale for a hot and steamy erotic massage. The warm water allows your partner’s muscles and mind to switch off, as well as cleansing you both after getting hot under the covers. For the finishing touches, do add lavender scented bubble bath which is guaranteed to make the relaxation go much further.

Book an erotic massage for yourself

Not in a relationship or want to try out an erotic massage for yourself? Then look no further than the Happy Massage parlour based in the heart of London, who can treat you to an erotic massage whatever time of the day.  Here we host a delicious mix of masseuses from China, Japan and Korea who can’t wait to get their hands on you to give you the ride of your life. Our five-star erotic massage comes with the choice of happy ending and full service package, which are available from as little as £120 per hour. If you want to kick back and relax as soon as your session is booked than look no further than our outcall erotic massage service. We operate to all homes, hotels and private office spaces in zone, 1 2 and 3. Our mobile sessions are available from just £150. Our services are available from 10am to 3am, seven days a week meaning we are fully flexible to cater to your horniest of needs around your hectic schedule. Call our escort agency to arrange your erotic session today

Now book your dream erotic outcall massage in London.

Why We Love Nuru

Finally, the winter is finally coming to an end and the first signs of Spring are truly on their way. The sun is out and everyone is in a happier mood, and what better way to celebrate than by having a Nuru massage?

I talked with some of our customers who swear by Nuru massages and have gave us some feedback on why they love and enjoy this unique massage style so much –

Philip, 36

“Nuru massage therapy is one of those erotic massage styles that allow you to experience the true taste of Asia. Originating in Japan, this amazing massage uses special nuru gel made from Nori seaweed to allow the masseuse to slip and slide all over your naked body easily. Luckily whenever I go to my local massage parlour for this service I am always delighted that a genuine Japanese masseuse performs it. Not only does the massage therapist know how to perform a nuru massage to perfection, it also makes it feel a lot more authentic. The thing i love the most about a nuru massage is the close body to body contact between the masseuse and I. The nuru gel allows her naked body to slide over mine easily, which is really arousing. I usually get the nuru massage with the added addition of a happy ending massage which always allow me to have that extra bit of relief that I need. He Nuru massage transports you from London into a world of relaxation in the alps of Japan! It is quite the experience.”

Gareth, 24

“Being a young professional, I get to travel around quite a lot as a perk of my job. Last year I spent some time in Tokyo where I enjoyed the local cuisine, music, art and night life. You can say I fully immersed myself in Japanese culture, if you get what I mean. When I came to back to London I couldn’t stop thinking about the incredible and life changing Nuru massage I had in one of the massage parlours. I was very sceptical that I would find a massage parlour in central London that would be able to give me the same experience to such a high standard, but I was willing to give it a go. Luckily I found an authentic Asian massage parlour in Marylebone that had genuine Japanese girls who performed Nuru massage therapy and it was just as good, if not better, than my experience in Japan. The masseuse used real Nori seaweed Nuru gel and used the same methods as the masseuse in Japan did. She knew exactly what she was doing and seemed to understand the true meaning of Nuru massage. She made me feel extremely relaxed yet highly aroused at the same time. I had a soapy shower massage afterward which she assisted me with and it was very passionate and refreshing. I was extremely happy with my Nuru massage experienced and recommended it to my work colleagues who also had one while we in Tokyo on business and they were all just as pleased with it as I was.”

Tobias, 41

“Nuru massage therapy is the only massage that can make me feel completely Zen, relaxed and satisfied. The close contact between the masseuse and client is very intimate which something I enjoy is very much in an erotic massage. A Nuru massage is never boring and always brings a sense of thrill and excitement with it. I always pick the same Japanese masseuse to perform my massage and she does it perfectly. She applies the thick, cool gel all over my skin and uses her naked body to slip and slide all of her curves across my body, paying attention to sensitive areas such as my penis and inner thighs. I highly enjoy this service and always get it when I am feeling stressed or anxious about anything in life. It is soothing and arousing all at the same time, helping me to relieve lots of things in many different ways.”

We are based in central London and are open 10am until 3am daily, providing you with not only Nuru massage therapy but a long list of exciting erotic massages. We provide both incall and outcall services and you can choose any masseuse you want for your session!

Read more about nuru massage available in Central London

5 Rules for preparing for a 4 hands massage

4 hands massage has taken the U.K by storm over the last number of years with more clients’ asking for this service and a bigger demand for Asian masseuses to work in London. However, this comes as no surprise, after all four is certainly better than four. Double the hands, double the fun!  

Many men have said that they are very eager to try 4 hands massages but are often too nervous or apprehensive about getting one. Therefore, I am here to be your knight in shining armour and give you a step by step guide on how to prepare for a four hands massage if you wish to receive one.

Step 1 – Make sure you know exactly what a four hands massage is

Many men are not entirely sure as to what four hands massage is which often prevents them from having one. A four hands massage is basically like your regular erotic or sensual massage, except it is performed by two masseuses, and much better. The masseuses can work on different parts of your body at the same time which obviously brings more intense and higher levels of pleasure for the client.

Step 2 – Make sure you are clean

It is crucial to make sure you have good hygiene and are clean before you receive any sort of massage, as it makes life a lot easier for both you and the masseuse. If you are unclean, dirty and sweaty you might feel slightly uncomfortable, as will the massage therapist, which really is not the ideal way to begin a session that is meant to be calm and relaxing.

By being clean, you are also making it a lot easier for the masseuse to apply the special oils and gels onto your body. If you have dirty or sweaty skin, this may prove rather difficult and you will not receive the full potential of a 4 hands massage. Especially as there will be three of you participating in a 4 hands massage session, it will be a lot easier if all three of you are in top form and squeaky clean.

Step 3 – Know what service you want with the 4 hands massage

Four hands massages work best when the masseuses can plan it before hand and work together in a synchronized form as this brings greater pleasure for the client. If the masseuses are unsure as to what service you want on top of the 4 hands massage then this can ruin the flow of the session, causing pauses, talk and interruption which is not what you want. To avoid this, it is best to decide whether you would like a happy ending massage or full service massage before the session. This means the massage therapists can come up with a routine to ensure that your massage runs smoothly and is as pleasurable as it possibly can be. Also, if you opt for extras such as a prostate massage, it allows the masseuses to pick what girls focus on what part of the body at different times.

Step 4 – Know what girls you want

Many of the men come into the massage parlour without having thought about which two girls they want to perform the four hands massage which can often cause problems. Many men are satisfied with one of the masseuses but not the other, many men want two girls who are quite similar while others may want two girls are the polar opposite of one another. To ensure you receive the best possible four hands experience you possibly can, we advise that you have a rough idea of what sort of set up you want prior to your session so we can accommodate you.

Step 5 – Relax and enjoy it!

So many of our clients are extremely eager to try a four hands massage, and it is many men’s number one sexually fantasy. However, this is usually hindered by their nerves. Many of the clients are too worried or panicked about the idea of having two women tend to their body and this ruins their massage for them as they are not relaxed in the slightest. To full enjoy your four hands massage you need to ensure that you are calm and relaxed, this will make the atmosphere a lot nicer for you and the masseuses. Things will run a lot more smoothly if you trust that the massage therapists will take care of you, and it is guaranteed to feel a whole lot better this way.

So, there you have it – a step by step guide on how to prepare properly and efficiently for a four hands massage. If you follow this guide you are sure to have the best experience of your life, trust me!

New Year, New us – we are expanding our erotic massage list!

As 2018 comes to a close, everyone here at happy-massage has reflected over how much the business has expanded and excelled throughout the year, and we could not have done this without you, our amazing customers.

We are looking forward to a bright New Year and we are pleased to announce that we will be expanding our services even further in 2019. That means more services, more choice of girls, more locations and a lot more happy endings and authentic tantric fun!

However, we decided to ask some of our customers to leave a review on what their favourite service has been throughout 2018 so that we can make our services even better for you throughout the New Year.

Paul, 32

“My favourite service this year has to be the full body to body massage I received. Although I had experienced this service with a different company, I definitely cam to love it when I tried it with happy-massage. The full body to body massage consisted of both myself and the beautiful Korean masseuse I selected being fully naked. She uses special gels and oils which reduced friction and we were able to rub against one another’s bodies very easily. The tantric masseuse was very slim and petite, and I am quite a large man, so it felt like she could rub herself against me very easily which was highly pleasurable. The full body to body massage is an experience like no other, sensual yet pleasing, relaxing yet exhilarating.”

Randal, 47

“I have been a regular client at happy-massage for many years now, and I have to say, each year the masseuses keep getting better and better. I have no doubt that 2019 will trump 2018 and the girls will outshine themselves once again. I can’t choose a service that I enjoyed the most because they were all amazing, but what I will comment on is how professional and hard working all of the masseuses are. They put in a special effort to ensure that each client receives a unique experience that caters to their individual needs and desires. I am always very happy when I leave the happy-massage parlour and I look forward to their erotic tantic massage services throughout 2019.”

Tobi, 25

“When I was on my year abroad at university, I spent a year in Tokyo as a foreign exchange student. I made some local friends who introduced me to Nuru massage and I couldn’t get enough of it. When I arrived back to London afterwards, I spent a lot of time and money trying to find an tantric massage parlour that could meet the standards of the one I received in Japan, however it was proving difficult. One of my friends suggested that I visited happy-massage as they had real Japanese girl, offering authentic Asian massages and boy, was I pleased that I did. When I arrived at the clean and fresh erotic tantric massage parlour I was given the choice of masseuse and I had the most beautiful Japanese massage therapists to choose from. They provided a clean air mattress and used real Nuru gel that they had imported especially from Tokyo. The masseuse used her naked body to slip and slide all over me until I was aroused, the full body to body motion brought me intense levels of pleasure, and she finished it off by provide a full service massage. It turned out to be even beer than the Nuru massage service I received in japan. I could tell the masseuse had been trained to the highest standard and specialised in Nuru massage. The tantric massage parlour is ready to install new air mattresses in 2019, so I very excited to continue to use their services in the New Year.”

Royce, 29

“As I travel a lot, I do not get to see my partner that much which can be very frustrating. Due to the intensity of the job, I do need to release my tension somehow, and I find that receiving a happy ending massage is the ideal way. I do not receive full service as I want to stay loyal to my partner, but we have talked about how we are both comfortable for me to receive a happy ending massage. The masseuse always starts off by massage my whole body, caressing my skin and reducing any muscle pain or tension. This helps me to relax and chill out before she gives the tantric massage an exotic twist. I always orgasm a few times throughout the session which is amazing because not many tantric massage parlours allow you to do this.

So, if you would like to use our service to start of your new year with an orgasmic BANG then please contact us via call, SMS or email and we will provide you with an extensive list of services which we provide.

Happy New Year from all the girls at happy-massage!

If you are interested in receiving an tantric massage in London, click here.

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