Prostate massage helped to heal my broken heart and it could do the same for you too

Nursing a broken heart? Don’t worry, a few months ago I was doing the same a few months ago too. However, instead of binging on the beers, watching far too many boxsets or refusing to leave the house you NEED to combat the heartbreak. This is why I opt for prostate massage and I never looked back..

If you’ve been with your Mrs or partner for quite a while it might be difficult to imagine getting frisky with anyone else, well it certainly did for me. However, as a 30 year old male I had needs and I didn’t want these needs to be fulfilled by just anyone. The thought of a mid-week Tinder hook up or a casual shag from a girl I found in the boozer on a Saturday night made it all seem not worth it. I wanted meaningful sex, without the stress.

This is when I turned to erotic massage. Many people aren’t aware that erotic massage isn’t just about getting your end away, but is about the experience which comes with it. To be an erotic masseuse you sure have to be a people person, in my time of coming for their sensual services I have never met a therapist who doesn’t give you a warm fuzzy welcome and loves to make articulate conversation before getting to the sexier bits. Just what you need when you’re nursing a broken heart and may not necessarily want a new relationship, but still need female company..

Anyway, back to the story. Erotic massage seemed to be the only solution to heal my heartache. The sex with my partner was amazing, so of course, the sexy time with an erotic masseuse needed to reach higher levels of pleasure if I was going to come out of my love-sick state of mind.

I took the plunge and called the erotic massage hotline, where I spoke to a lovely booking agent and enquired for service recommendations based on my current situation. So you may think ‘ha, what a drip – who does this?’ but believe me boys, pouring my heart out certainly worked out he best for me.

She suggested I tried prostate massage. So yeah, you could be thinking – isn’t that what gay people get? And I don’t blame you if you do – I thought that as well at first. However, after telling her I’d ‘think about it’ and hanging up the phone I took to the Internet to do some research, this is what I found..

Things the Internet tells you about prostate massage:

  • The prostate gland is the only G spot in the male body, which means the most EUPHORIC pleasure
  • Prostate massaging or prostate milking (if you want to use the medical term) can boost sexual stamina and aid premature ejaculation
  • Prostate massage encourages the rush of endorphins and oxytocin, which are known as the body’s natural hormones

I was sold, I needed to give prostate massage a go.

So I made my way to the parlour and of course, I certainly was nervous – the last time I’d had naked fun was with a girl who I thought was ‘the one’. However, I knew I needed to bite the bullet and try out this ridiculously hot session.

Many people often assume that a prostate massage is just a naughty finger slip inside, followed by a few motions until the client achieves orgasm, but it’s much more than that.

To begin the session, the therapist undressed herself and I out of my clothes, positioned me on my front and gave me a passionate full body massage. I cannot begin to tell you how relaxed this made me feel, as every stroke she performed felt sensational and immensely unwinding. It did more than just take away all of my nerves.

The flow between the massage and the prostate massage was just effortless, just like having a dip in the sea followed by a bit of sunbathing. I recall her hungry eyes gazed into mine, as she sought a nod of approval, I was more ready than ever.

And what can I say? Boy it felt f******* next level. My toes curled, my legs shook and my heart raced as her dainty little fingers circled around my prostate gland. I couldn’t stop moaning and groaning, as my whole body and mind reach a state of ecstasy. All of the amazing sexy encounters I had with my ex, suddenly felt like bland vanilla – prostate massage with a smoking hot masseuse was definitely the real deal.

Over the next few months I opted for prostate massage as much as I could, as it was certainly helping to heal my heartbreak. I got to indulge in the sexiest of pleasure with a gorgeous girl without the hassle, it really couldn’t have got any better. If you’re feeling love sick then you NEED to try, it worked for me and it certainly could for you too!

Try prostate massage today!

If you want to take a leaf out of this gentleman’s book and try and test prostate massage in London to heal your heartbreak then why not visit our visit our incall parlours dotted around Central London? Our prostate packages are available for a bargain price of £150 with happy ending or £180 with full service. Come and cure your heart with the orgasmic help of our gorgeous, professional and seductive therapists – we are just one call away boys!

Six things you need in your erotic massage toolkit

Erotic massage is sexy, seductive and soothing, but if not planned correctly can be a bit of bland vanilla rather than an overwhelming hot spice. To tease and tantalise your partner into the finest ecstasy then do follow our sexy erotic massage toolkit. You can thank us later…

1. A private setting

It might be obvious, but a private setting is a must for an erotic massage. If there’s any risk of disturbance, don’t bother with the massage. Interruption will only undo the unwinding and sexy benefits the raunchy bodywork provides. Instead, why not wait until your home alone so you can really make use of the space? Erotic massage can be performed just about anywhere, with most people opting for the bedroom or lounge area to get hot under the covers. The bathroom may also come in handy later!

2. Dark sheets

As you can imagine, love juices and massage oil is likely to go everywhere during an erotic massage. However, instead of worrying about staining the new cream sofa you’ve just bought from DFS why not just put dark sheets down instead? Position them on your bed or couch as you await the arrival of your lady. They’re guaranteed to not know any different and BINGO less washing for you. Also, prop up some cushions or pillows for your knees, this will provide you with more comfort while performing the massage.

3. Candles

Bright lights are a big no no when it comes to an erotic massage. Turning on the ‘big light’ is likely to make your partner feel wide awake and energetic, not what you want when you’re trying to give a relaxing massage. If you don’t have dimmed lighting then don’t worry, candles can work all the same. The ambience of candle light helps to ooze the sensual passion around the room, just what you need when giving an erotic massage. A bonus tip is to opt for candles which are lavender, chamomile and jasmine fragranced – which all have relaxing and romance properties.

4. Massage oil (and lots of it)

Stocking up on plenty of massage oil is a MUST for an erotic massage. To ensure your massage is second to none, do lather a generous amount on your partner’s body. Massage oil helps the strokes and slides to be effortless. Therefore being stingy on your oil amount is likely to make it a bumpy ride – not what you need when you are trying your best to be super sexy. Do make sure you drizzle more on the most intimate zones which is guaranteed to make the sensual levels reach much higher heights.

5. A super sexy playlist

If you really want to get the hairs standing up on your partners back you need to organise a super sexy playlist, whether some soft RNB is your thing or something more old school tickles you and your partners fancy then do make sure you put some music on in the background. Avoid anything too upbeat though, as this is likely to make your partner more ready to dance than frisky. Also, do make sure you find a playlist which is going to last the entire duration of the erotic massage. The last thing you want to be doing is getting up to change the music when you’re trying your best to be romantic.

6. A hot shower or bath

And finally, the last part of your erotic massage toolkit, a hot shower or bath. Not only does that give you extra play time with your partner, but it’s also the perfect finale for a hot and steamy erotic massage. The warm water allows your partner’s muscles and mind to switch off, as well as cleansing you both after getting hot under the covers. For the finishing touches, do add lavender scented bubble bath which is guaranteed to make the relaxation go much further.

Book an erotic massage for yourself

Not in a relationship or want to try out an erotic massage for yourself? Then look no further than the Happy Massage parlour based in the heart of London, who can treat you to an erotic massage whatever time of the day.  Here we host a delicious mix of masseuses from China, Japan and Korea who can’t wait to get their hands on you to give you the ride of your life. Our five-star erotic massage comes with the choice of happy ending and full service package, which are available from as little as £120 per hour. If you want to kick back and relax as soon as your session is booked than look no further than our outcall erotic massage service. We operate to all homes, hotels and private office spaces in zone, 1 2 and 3. Our mobile sessions are available from just £150. Our services are available from 10am to 3am, seven days a week meaning we are fully flexible to cater to your horniest of needs around your hectic schedule. Call our escort agency to arrange your erotic session today

Now book your dream erotic outcall massage in London.

Why We Love Nuru

Finally, the winter is finally coming to an end and the first signs of Spring are truly on their way. The sun is out and everyone is in a happier mood, and what better way to celebrate than by having a Nuru massage?

I talked with some of our customers who swear by Nuru massages and have gave us some feedback on why they love and enjoy this unique massage style so much –

Philip, 36

“Nuru massage therapy is one of those erotic massage styles that allow you to experience the true taste of Asia. Originating in Japan, this amazing massage uses special nuru gel made from Nori seaweed to allow the masseuse to slip and slide all over your naked body easily. Luckily whenever I go to my local massage parlour for this service I am always delighted that a genuine Japanese masseuse performs it. Not only does the massage therapist know how to perform a nuru massage to perfection, it also makes it feel a lot more authentic. The thing i love the most about a nuru massage is the close body to body contact between the masseuse and I. The nuru gel allows her naked body to slide over mine easily, which is really arousing. I usually get the nuru massage with the added addition of a happy ending massage which always allow me to have that extra bit of relief that I need. He Nuru massage transports you from London into a world of relaxation in the alps of Japan! It is quite the experience.”

Gareth, 24

“Being a young professional, I get to travel around quite a lot as a perk of my job. Last year I spent some time in Tokyo where I enjoyed the local cuisine, music, art and night life. You can say I fully immersed myself in Japanese culture, if you get what I mean. When I came to back to London I couldn’t stop thinking about the incredible and life changing Nuru massage I had in one of the massage parlours. I was very sceptical that I would find a massage parlour in central London that would be able to give me the same experience to such a high standard, but I was willing to give it a go. Luckily I found an authentic Asian massage parlour in Marylebone that had genuine Japanese girls who performed Nuru massage therapy and it was just as good, if not better, than my experience in Japan. The masseuse used real Nori seaweed Nuru gel and used the same methods as the masseuse in Japan did. She knew exactly what she was doing and seemed to understand the true meaning of Nuru massage. She made me feel extremely relaxed yet highly aroused at the same time. I had a soapy shower massage afterward which she assisted me with and it was very passionate and refreshing. I was extremely happy with my Nuru massage experienced and recommended it to my work colleagues who also had one while we in Tokyo on business and they were all just as pleased with it as I was.”

Tobias, 41

“Nuru massage therapy is the only massage that can make me feel completely Zen, relaxed and satisfied. The close contact between the masseuse and client is very intimate which something I enjoy is very much in an erotic massage. A Nuru massage is never boring and always brings a sense of thrill and excitement with it. I always pick the same Japanese masseuse to perform my massage and she does it perfectly. She applies the thick, cool gel all over my skin and uses her naked body to slip and slide all of her curves across my body, paying attention to sensitive areas such as my penis and inner thighs. I highly enjoy this service and always get it when I am feeling stressed or anxious about anything in life. It is soothing and arousing all at the same time, helping me to relieve lots of things in many different ways.”

We are based in central London and are open 10am until 3am daily, providing you with not only Nuru massage therapy but a long list of exciting erotic massages. We provide both incall and outcall services and you can choose any masseuse you want for your session!

Read more about nuru massage available in Central London

5 Rules for preparing for a 4 hands massage

4 hands massage has taken the U.K by storm over the last number of years with more clients’ asking for this service and a bigger demand for Asian masseuses to work in London. However, this comes as no surprise, after all four is certainly better than four. Double the hands, double the fun!  

Many men have said that they are very eager to try 4 hands massages but are often too nervous or apprehensive about getting one. Therefore, I am here to be your knight in shining armour and give you a step by step guide on how to prepare for a four hands massage if you wish to receive one.

Step 1 – Make sure you know exactly what a four hands massage is

Many men are not entirely sure as to what four hands massage is which often prevents them from having one. A four hands massage is basically like your regular erotic or sensual massage, except it is performed by two masseuses, and much better. The masseuses can work on different parts of your body at the same time which obviously brings more intense and higher levels of pleasure for the client.

Step 2 – Make sure you are clean

It is crucial to make sure you have good hygiene and are clean before you receive any sort of massage, as it makes life a lot easier for both you and the masseuse. If you are unclean, dirty and sweaty you might feel slightly uncomfortable, as will the massage therapist, which really is not the ideal way to begin a session that is meant to be calm and relaxing.

By being clean, you are also making it a lot easier for the masseuse to apply the special oils and gels onto your body. If you have dirty or sweaty skin, this may prove rather difficult and you will not receive the full potential of a 4 hands massage. Especially as there will be three of you participating in a 4 hands massage session, it will be a lot easier if all three of you are in top form and squeaky clean.

Step 3 – Know what service you want with the 4 hands massage

Four hands massages work best when the masseuses can plan it before hand and work together in a synchronized form as this brings greater pleasure for the client. If the masseuses are unsure as to what service you want on top of the 4 hands massage then this can ruin the flow of the session, causing pauses, talk and interruption which is not what you want. To avoid this, it is best to decide whether you would like a happy ending massage or full service massage before the session. This means the massage therapists can come up with a routine to ensure that your massage runs smoothly and is as pleasurable as it possibly can be. Also, if you opt for extras such as a prostate massage, it allows the masseuses to pick what girls focus on what part of the body at different times.

Step 4 – Know what girls you want

Many of the men come into the massage parlour without having thought about which two girls they want to perform the four hands massage which can often cause problems. Many men are satisfied with one of the masseuses but not the other, many men want two girls who are quite similar while others may want two girls are the polar opposite of one another. To ensure you receive the best possible four hands experience you possibly can, we advise that you have a rough idea of what sort of set up you want prior to your session so we can accommodate you.

Step 5 – Relax and enjoy it!

So many of our clients are extremely eager to try a four hands massage, and it is many men’s number one sexually fantasy. However, this is usually hindered by their nerves. Many of the clients are too worried or panicked about the idea of having two women tend to their body and this ruins their massage for them as they are not relaxed in the slightest. To full enjoy your four hands massage you need to ensure that you are calm and relaxed, this will make the atmosphere a lot nicer for you and the masseuses. Things will run a lot more smoothly if you trust that the massage therapists will take care of you, and it is guaranteed to feel a whole lot better this way.

So, there you have it – a step by step guide on how to prepare properly and efficiently for a four hands massage. If you follow this guide you are sure to have the best experience of your life, trust me!

New Year, New us – we are expanding our erotic massage list!

As 2018 comes to a close, everyone here at happy-massage has reflected over how much the business has expanded and excelled throughout the year, and we could not have done this without you, our amazing customers.

We are looking forward to a bright New Year and we are pleased to announce that we will be expanding our services even further in 2019. That means more services, more choice of girls, more locations and a lot more happy endings and authentic tantric fun!

However, we decided to ask some of our customers to leave a review on what their favourite service has been throughout 2018 so that we can make our services even better for you throughout the New Year.

Paul, 32

“My favourite service this year has to be the full body to body massage I received. Although I had experienced this service with a different company, I definitely cam to love it when I tried it with happy-massage. The full body to body massage consisted of both myself and the beautiful Korean masseuse I selected being fully naked. She uses special gels and oils which reduced friction and we were able to rub against one another’s bodies very easily. The tantric masseuse was very slim and petite, and I am quite a large man, so it felt like she could rub herself against me very easily which was highly pleasurable. The full body to body massage is an experience like no other, sensual yet pleasing, relaxing yet exhilarating.”

Randal, 47

“I have been a regular client at happy-massage for many years now, and I have to say, each year the masseuses keep getting better and better. I have no doubt that 2019 will trump 2018 and the girls will outshine themselves once again. I can’t choose a service that I enjoyed the most because they were all amazing, but what I will comment on is how professional and hard working all of the masseuses are. They put in a special effort to ensure that each client receives a unique experience that caters to their individual needs and desires. I am always very happy when I leave the happy-massage parlour and I look forward to their erotic tantic massage services throughout 2019.”

Tobi, 25

“When I was on my year abroad at university, I spent a year in Tokyo as a foreign exchange student. I made some local friends who introduced me to Nuru massage and I couldn’t get enough of it. When I arrived back to London afterwards, I spent a lot of time and money trying to find an tantric massage parlour that could meet the standards of the one I received in Japan, however it was proving difficult. One of my friends suggested that I visited happy-massage as they had real Japanese girl, offering authentic Asian massages and boy, was I pleased that I did. When I arrived at the clean and fresh erotic tantric massage parlour I was given the choice of masseuse and I had the most beautiful Japanese massage therapists to choose from. They provided a clean air mattress and used real Nuru gel that they had imported especially from Tokyo. The masseuse used her naked body to slip and slide all over me until I was aroused, the full body to body motion brought me intense levels of pleasure, and she finished it off by provide a full service massage. It turned out to be even beer than the Nuru massage service I received in japan. I could tell the masseuse had been trained to the highest standard and specialised in Nuru massage. The tantric massage parlour is ready to install new air mattresses in 2019, so I very excited to continue to use their services in the New Year.”

Royce, 29

“As I travel a lot, I do not get to see my partner that much which can be very frustrating. Due to the intensity of the job, I do need to release my tension somehow, and I find that receiving a happy ending massage is the ideal way. I do not receive full service as I want to stay loyal to my partner, but we have talked about how we are both comfortable for me to receive a happy ending massage. The masseuse always starts off by massage my whole body, caressing my skin and reducing any muscle pain or tension. This helps me to relax and chill out before she gives the tantric massage an exotic twist. I always orgasm a few times throughout the session which is amazing because not many tantric massage parlours allow you to do this.

So, if you would like to use our service to start of your new year with an orgasmic BANG then please contact us via call, SMS or email and we will provide you with an extensive list of services which we provide.

Happy New Year from all the girls at happy-massage!

If you are interested in receiving an tantric massage in London, click here.

Lingam vs happy ending – what is the difference?

The world is made up of many misconceptions and one of these being is Lingam and happy ending are the same. While we can understand the confusion, the adult bodyworks are incredibly different and both are beautifully unique. Here is Lingam vs happy ending, the differences explained.

Lingam is rich in history

Impressively, Lingam is one of the world’s oldest massages and has routes dating back to 4000 years ago. First practiced in India, Lingam was created based on Tantra ideologies that the male body is a temple and the manhood is a ‘wand of light’. With this in mind, females should honour the male erogenous zones by the form of massage. Lingam quickly flourished in popularity in the East, but has only found its feet in the Western world in the last 50 years.

Happy ending is a super modern concept

Just like Lingam, happy ending stems from Asia but was only introduced to the massaging world in last century. In the early 20th Century, China was saturated with Red Light Districts, brothels and walk-ins where prostitutes worked day and night. The Chinese authorities and people were not happy and called for stricter guidelines on the selling of sex. Massage was already a big part of Chinese culture as it had been used as a healing mechanism for hundreds of years. However, it was only at this point that the Chinese recognised how massage and sexual elements could be a winning combination. Of course, massage is on side of the law and whatever goes on between two consensual adults after the massage is totally legal. As many governments began to clamp down on the sex industry worldwide, a demand for happy ending grew across the globe. It may seem stereotypical many happy ending masseuses are Chinese, but the reality is the majority of them are.

Lingam is super spiritual

As Lingam ideologies regard the male genitalia as sacred, it’s easy to see Lingam practitioners are spiritual. They teach in order to worship a male, Chi (stress) needs to be flushed out of the Sen Lines by the power of massage. Chi build-up is mostly unwelcomed in the erogenous zones, which is why Lingam massage pays prominent attention to the penis, testicles and scrotum. They believe once the Chi is eliminated, the body, mind and soul harmonise and thereby, gives the individual a new lease of life. Most Lingam massages lead to orgasm, however ejaculation isn’t essential to enjoy the benefits of the treatment.

Happy ending is usually an add on to other styles

While Lingam is a massage in its own right, happy ending is the procedure which comes after the massage, not the bodywork itself. Happy ending is usually deemed as the grand finale of many erotic massages, including Nuru, Tantric and sensual. The happy ending element is the act of hand-relief, but don’t misconceive it as a glorified handjob. As the massage progresses, the therapist will start to incorporate edging techniques into the treatment. To perform edging, the masseuse will gently glide down your manhood. As you begin to show signs of reaching a euphoric climax she will manoeuvre her sensual fingertips to another part of the body. The process will be repeated again and again to intensify the pleasure, before you finally reach a point of no return. Happy ending almost always promises orgasm.

They both have similar benefits

While their backgrounds and purposes maybe different, naturally Lingam and happy ending massage poses similar benefits to a male’s well-being – meaning it’s a winner which ever treatment you opt for. Benefits of both massages include:

  • Eliminates pain – By boosting the amount of the body’s natural painkillers endorphins, which mask the pain signals from entering the central nervous system
  • Stress relief – By massaging out the ‘stress hormone’ Cortisol which is found in all areas of the body, including the erogenous zones
  • Promotes better mental health – Orgasm has proven to boost Dopamine, Oxytocin and Serotonin which are vital for positive mind set

Lingam and happy ending is offered in many parlours across London, including here at Happy Massage. For an authentic, professional and high class treatment then do give us a call to arrange your seventh heaven session today: 07818115239

More information about happy ending massage in London here.

Why prostate play is the key to the ultimate orgasm

The human orgasm has been a phenomenon that has inspired and antagonised man since the dawn of time. This need not be. The female orgasm is less of a mystery, a simple bit of clitoral fondling can spark a female orgasm as quick as it takes to light a gas cooker- for men the ignition for their orgasm, if you like, has remained shrouded in mystery and confusion.

There’s no definitive answer as to why there is confusion, anything proposed would only be an example of guesswork that being said we can hypothesise that is has something to do with male ejaculation. More men than you would imagine believe coming and having an orgasm is the same thing. Ejaculation is a release sure but an orgasm is a full body explosion of pleasure- they’re in the same ball park but not the same thing. This mislabelling and subsequent confusion has meant that for generations the male orgasm has slipped under the rug.

The key to the male orgasm lays in the prostate gland. When massaged, similarly to how one would massage the female clit, the prostate gland elicits strong waves of pleasurable sensations down through the male coccyx, up into the spine and then around the entirety of the body; causing full body convulsions as a result of intense all-encompassing pleasure. It’s quite extraordinary that this mind expanding pleasure organ is often dismissed by the modern world.

The neglect of the prostate gland may also be a result of its location. Not exactly in the most convenient of places, the prostate gland is located inside the anus.

For some reason over time male homosexual sex has been the only sexuality directly associated with prostate play- this has perhaps had some influence in heterosexual men turning their backs to it because of the connotations linking them to the gay community. Something now in 2018 that is much less stigmatised but not so long ago would have resulted in criminal prosecution. Association with gay sex in the 70’s, 80’s would have landed you in prison- something that could certainly deter men from getting their prostates massaged.

However the past is the past and whatever the reason the male orgasm has had such shoddy public exposure over the past hundred years or so is nothing we should bother waving a stick out. What we should do is reverse the stigma and re-immerse prostate massage and the ultimate male orgasm in to the general populace.

You can take part in the global effort to debunk standard male pleasure levels by going and getting a prostate massage yourself. Receiving your first prostate massage by a trained professional is an excellent way to ease yourself in to this intense pleasurable rush. The problem with not knowing exactly how it works yourself and asking a partner with equally little knowledge is that they may perform the massage incorrectly and instead of inciting pleasure they could cause you pain- which would, most probably, prevent you from trying it again. By going to a professional erotic masseuse you can rest easy knowing that you are definitely going to experience an authentic prostate massage that will categorically lead to the ultimate orgasm.

To help you understand further, to enable you a greater incite in to why and how a prostate massage gives you the ultimate orgasm experience then I would suggest you have a look at these anonymous true life experiences from men of all ages who sampled prostate massage for the first time.

All names have been changed to maintain anonymity and personal privacy.

Derek, 62, Oldham, Greater Manchester, UK.

From the North but found myself travelling up to London a couple of times a week for work. Sometimes they’d have me up in nice hotels, you know just for the night like. I never used to think anything of it- you know anything going on behind there, never even tried anal. I think it’s a generation thing. If were getting anything up the bum when I was a lad you were a puff and that was that. It’s annoying thinking back now. Now that I’ve tried it. I was married at 17 and me and Patricia had a solid marriage. The sex- the sex was fine, it just was what it was, nothing wrong with it like. But when she passed in 94; cancer, I sort of juts closed the book on that department. That was until I say, I started stopping in over in London. I’d never had a massage before but a guy I was working for at the time insisted.

So this girl comes to my room, young girl like, early twenties. And she is massaging my back, naked like, and it’s all very nice really relaxing and out of nowhere she starts sliding her hand down towards my bum hole and I said, I said now hang on their love- but she assured me that this is what my friend mr – well that doesn’t matter- mr something, had bought for me. Now I’m not one to turn down a gift so I went along with it and my god and I’m glad.

To be honest with you I was starting to think I had become like sexually stunted, as soon as she started moving her fingers up and down, doing this stroke like motions by hold body turned back on- it was like a light switch had come on and I was tingling all over, I was blown away with sexual pleasure- and this energy too.. I felt 25 again.

Honestly took my breath away. You know if I had known about prostate massage when I was younger, I think, I do, I think my life would have been a lot more fruitful.

Francis, 26, Peckham, London, UK.

Prostate massage feels like you’re getting your dick massaged from inside out- it might sound crazy but man h man, it’s fantastic.

Michael, Broadstairs, Kent, 41, UK.

I was nervous I’ll admit, felt a little uncomfortable, a little apprehensive coming up to it. But the experience itself? Marvelous, honestly. It’s hard to describe but I suppose I’ll say this. For something that initially I thought was so wrong to feel so right took me by surprise. I don’t know why it’s not more widely accepted.

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3 ways you can turn a lonely city night into an evening of full unadulterated pleasure

When you were younger the idea of being paid to go to the capital on business and stay in a fancy pantsy hotel on expenses might have felt like a dream come true. Room service, cable TV and a mini bar?? What luck!! However the reality of going away on business is that you are away from your home comforts, you don’t know anyone, you don’t know the area, you’re too tired from a day of meetings to go out out and you feel a little awkward eating out alone.

For most men alone on business the monotony of eating alone in a hotel room flicking through channels and having a wank isn’t exactly the reality younger you would have been excited by. But no fear, there’s life in the old dog yet! Here are some sure ways to make the most of the business trip travel…

1. Go out for dinner

I know, I know, no one likes the idea of being a solo diner can be daunting. What if people look at you funny, what if they feel sorry for you! Don’t feel sorry for me sir- and this is the attitude you should go in to the situation with. No balancing a book in one hand while trying to cut up your steak with the other, don’t cower behind a newspaper! Own it; walk into a nice restaurant proudly, with confidence and conviction. Don’t skip on starters, go the whole hog! Be indulgent, you are on holiday after all.

It’s not only the perfect time to be indulgent; it’s also the time to get back to you. It is important to check in with ourselves from time to time, remember to appreciate and enjoy our own company. Enjoy the quiet, enjoy your thoughts as they swim, relax, sit back and treat yourself to the date night you deserve. I guarantee you no-one will give a second class to the man happily enjoying his dinner.

2. Take a long bath.

When staying at a hotel there’s no bigger mistake than not making the most of the bathroom suite. Hotels are cleaned by professional cleaners; they are as clean as a show room bathroom. Fresh towels, brand new products and a free shower cap? What luxury! Many people never use their hotel suite to its full potential, now is your time to do so. Take a long bath (hopefully it’s one of those stand-alone numbers…) when you get back to your hotel after a long day of work what could be a finer way to start your evening by a long soak in the bath? And if you are not a bath person- give the shower a go, have a long, long shower- you’re not footing the water bill after all!

3. Get an erotic massage outcall to your hotel room.

Now this may be a bit of a wild card for some of you but don’t shut down and dismiss it as an idea. Hear me out alright? Do not starve yourself of companionship. Take advantage of your situation! You are staying in a luxury hotel, you have time on your hands and complete privacy. After a long day let the stress roll off your shoulders and allow yourself the indulgence of pleasure. London is the perfect place to get an authentic erotic massage by a beautiful Asian masseuse. You can select between an array of exciting of erotic massage styles… Nuru, tantric, lingam, prostate, sensual, four hands, naked body to body etc.

The complete, uncomplicated, liberating pleasure of getting a hotel massage is unprecedented. All you have to do is pick up the phone and in under an hour a beautiful, professional, discreet masseuse can be at your door. Whether you opt for full service (inc. sex and massage) or just a happy ending (hand relief) that is completely up to you… but remember whatever happens in your hotel room stays in your hotel room. Allow yourself this opportunity to explore your sexual needs and allow a professional masseuse to give you a relaxing and therapeutic massage.

Getting a hotel outcall massage is the best way to recuperate before a day of meetings- end the day on a high and wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed and satisfied.

So that’s the end of my list. I hope you feel inspired to make the most of your next work related business trip and I hope I have bolstered you to take the trip as an opportunity to get back in touch with yourself.

Until next time!

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All I want for Christmas is… Nuru!

Christmas, for many, is indeed the most wonderful time of the year. London has a certain buzz about it and it is hard not to have good cheer. The streets are lit up by beautiful lights, Christmas trees are scattered across the city and families, friends and lovers walk hand in hand around the lovely Christmas markets. It is a lovely time to come together and remember all the things that you should be grateful for.

However, I know that the festive season can also be a very lonely time for many people. In particular, if you are newly single or do not have a partner, you can feel a little left out from all the Christmas cuteness.

Luckily for you, we now offer a special deal on our Nuru massage which is running from the 1st December all the way until New Years. Forget Mariah Carey’s famous lyrics, you will be singing “All I want for Christmas is Nuru!”

What is a Nuru massage?

A Nuru massage is a special type of massage therapy that originated in Japan but has become increasingly popular in the Western world over the last few decades. The masseuse will use thick, cool gel and apply it over your naked body with hers. In a full body to body styled movement, she will massage your entire body while slipping and sliding all over you. It is a very arousing massage style and before you know it you will certainly be climaxing.

What is Nuru gel?

Nuru gel is made predominantly from Nori seaweed. It is thick, clear and odourless and is extremely slippery. Once both parties are naked, the masseuse will use it to please and pleasure your body to the highest of levels.

Why is a Nuru massage better than other massage styles?

Many people enjoy Nuru massages more than other massage styles due to its closeness and intimacy. The masseuse and the client have very close contact with one another which allows them to feel every curve and inch of each other’s bodies. The nuru gel also relieves a lot more sensations and it is overall a lot more arousing.

Where is a Nuru massage performed?

A Nuru massage is performed on a special, blow-up Nuru bed as this allows a lot more room and freedom for movement. IN some cases you can use a normal bed, however blow-up beds are recommended.

I talked with three different men about their experience with Nuru massage during the festive season and got some feedback from them regarding this special service;

Tim, 26, London– “Christmas can always be quite a lonely time, especially when you do not have that special someone to go on cute Christmas dates with or sit by the fire a drink mulled wine with. To be honest, I chose to be single as a I travel a lot with my job and I need to prioritise that. However, of course, a little companionship is really nice at times. I got a Nuru massage in the Marylebone massage parlour with a lovely masseuse called Mia who was very kind and friendly. She gave me a mince pie and some hot chocolate and then she performed the massage. It was highly intimate and it was nice having that close contact with a female. It definitely helped me to overcome my winter blues. I highly recommend it!”

Nico, 24, London– I broke up with my girlfriend in September and shortly after wards I realised what a mistake I had made. However, she did not want to get back with me and that is something that I had to deal with. It is hard seeing couples walk around because it reminds me of my ex, however the Nuru massage really helped me curb my feelings of regret. It was very nice to be in the company of such a stunning lady and my skin felt so much fresher after having the nuru gel on it when I stepped out into the crisp London air afterwards. It truly was an incredible experience!

James, 38, London – Although I am technically still married, my wife left me for a younger man a few months ago and I always knew that this Christmas would be extremely difficult as it is the first time in yeas we will not be spending it with our kids and all together as a family. I visited the massage parlour in South Kensington which had welcoming Christmas lights outside of it and a wreath on the front door. The masseuses were all wearing Santa hats and I definitely got the festive vibes. The nuru massage was everything I dreamed it would be and more. It was highly arousing and enjoyable and the masseuse was so beautiful and knew exactly what she was doing.

If you are in London this Christmas and would like to have some festive fun then come visit our beautiful Asian masseuses at one of our locations. We are offering special discounts throughout the whole month of December;

  • Happy ending with Nuru – £150
  • Full service with Nuru – £190

All you need to do is contact us via email, SMS or phone call to secure your booking with the masseuse of your choice. If you would like her to wear some special clothing such as a Mrs.Claus outfit or a naughty elf costume then she can do this. The masseuses also offer outcall services to many different areas in central London!

If you are considering booking nuru massage in London, read more here.

Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself: Reasons why you should get an erotic happy ending massage this Halloween

Across the Globe, Halloween is enjoyed by all – whether you celebrate by partying, trick or treating or simply by watching a haunted movie at home. However, we want to drizzle some spicy pumpkin juice onto your 2018 Halloween experience. Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself boys to an erotic happy ending massage, it won’t just be toffee apples being sucked this Halloween!

Sensual happy ending massages should be welcomed at all times of year, but there’s something about the mysterious month of October which make them spookily special. Here are five reasons you need to get an happy ending massage this Halloween:

You (and your masseuse) get to dress up

Roleplay is one of the biggest turn ons within the bedroom, so what better chance to get your sexy act on than Halloween? Many massage parlours experience a surge of clients wanting to take part in roleplay and dress up in October. Therefore they have wardrobes full of outfits that you can cherry-pick from for your tantalising encounter. Whether you want a sexy witch to cast copious sensual spells over you, a passionate horny devil or a naughty Nuru nun that loves to sin, then erotic massage parlours have it covered. If the parlour doesn’t have a costume that you’re looking for then don’t panic, most erotic therapists are more than happy to indulge in your alluring fantasies if you supply your own. The good news is that roleplay and dress up is available from just £20 extra, that’s less than a bottle of wine!

It’s the perfect temperature

Many massaging experts deem autumn the best time of year to get an erotic happy ending massage. This is mostly due to it being the perfect weather. Whenever we feel too hot, we often avoid massage as we worry about being sweaty. While when it’s too cold we aren’t keen to strip out of our clothes – which is essential for getting the maximum benefits (and fun) out of an erotic massage. However, October sees highs of 13 degrees, which is deemed the perfect temperature for most physical activities, including an erotic bodywork. Studies show Halloween to be one of the most popular times of the year to get freaky under the sheets. You may sweat and shiver, but it’s guaranteed to be for all the right reasons.

Your costume will be the best disguise

Fearing being seen by someone they know has being enlisted as the top reason some men chicken out of visiting an erotic massage parlour. However, you needn’t get a dodgy wig and sunglasses as a disguise when you visit on Halloween– your costume will do just the trick. Nothing will make you feel more invincible than walking towards our Baker Street parlour disguised as Sherlock Holmes. Benedict Cumberbatch who?

Treat yourself after payday

Apart from Christmas, there’s no better time of year to over-indulge than Halloween (and we don’t mean on sweets and chocolate) As Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October, it comes in just after payday – which gives you no excuse not to treat yourself. Erotic massage parlours offer a variety of mystical packages which are guaranteed to tease your naughty taste-buds this Halloween. Our personal Halloween favourite is Nuru, which allows the therapist to not only use her magical fingertips over your naked body, but also her mesmerising boobs and bum too, until your love potions begin to flow. Requests and extras are also available if you really want to indulge in your wildest fantasies. It may sound too good to be true, but we’re not tricking you boys!

 

Experience a happy ending massage this Halloween

As expected, Halloween is one of our busiest periods of the year. Therefore we advise you to book if you want to experience one of our mesmerising erotic massages, which are available from just £120 with happy ending and £160 with full service. Our stunning oriental therapists can’t wait to get frisky with your wand. Call our naughty but nice booking team to arrange your spooky session today. Read more about happy ending massage in London here.

 

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