New Year, New us – we are expanding our erotic massage list!

As 2018 comes to a close, everyone here at happy-massage has reflected over how much the business has expanded and excelled throughout the year, and we could not have done this without you, our amazing customers.

We are looking forward to a bright New Year and we are pleased to announce that we will be expanding our services even further in 2019. That means more services, more choice of girls, more locations and a lot more happy endings and authentic tantric fun!

However, we decided to ask some of our customers to leave a review on what their favourite service has been throughout 2018 so that we can make our services even better for you throughout the New Year.

Paul, 32

“My favourite service this year has to be the full body to body massage I received. Although I had experienced this service with a different company, I definitely cam to love it when I tried it with happy-massage. The full body to body massage consisted of both myself and the beautiful Korean masseuse I selected being fully naked. She uses special gels and oils which reduced friction and we were able to rub against one another’s bodies very easily. The tantric masseuse was very slim and petite, and I am quite a large man, so it felt like she could rub herself against me very easily which was highly pleasurable. The full body to body massage is an experience like no other, sensual yet pleasing, relaxing yet exhilarating.”

Randal, 47

“I have been a regular client at happy-massage for many years now, and I have to say, each year the masseuses keep getting better and better. I have no doubt that 2019 will trump 2018 and the girls will outshine themselves once again. I can’t choose a service that I enjoyed the most because they were all amazing, but what I will comment on is how professional and hard working all of the masseuses are. They put in a special effort to ensure that each client receives a unique experience that caters to their individual needs and desires. I am always very happy when I leave the happy-massage parlour and I look forward to their erotic tantic massage services throughout 2019.”

Tobi, 25

“When I was on my year abroad at university, I spent a year in Tokyo as a foreign exchange student. I made some local friends who introduced me to Nuru massage and I couldn’t get enough of it. When I arrived back to London afterwards, I spent a lot of time and money trying to find an tantric massage parlour that could meet the standards of the one I received in Japan, however it was proving difficult. One of my friends suggested that I visited happy-massage as they had real Japanese girl, offering authentic Asian massages and boy, was I pleased that I did. When I arrived at the clean and fresh erotic tantric massage parlour I was given the choice of masseuse and I had the most beautiful Japanese massage therapists to choose from. They provided a clean air mattress and used real Nuru gel that they had imported especially from Tokyo. The masseuse used her naked body to slip and slide all over me until I was aroused, the full body to body motion brought me intense levels of pleasure, and she finished it off by provide a full service massage. It turned out to be even beer than the Nuru massage service I received in japan. I could tell the masseuse had been trained to the highest standard and specialised in Nuru massage. The tantric massage parlour is ready to install new air mattresses in 2019, so I very excited to continue to use their services in the New Year.”

Royce, 29

“As I travel a lot, I do not get to see my partner that much which can be very frustrating. Due to the intensity of the job, I do need to release my tension somehow, and I find that receiving a happy ending massage is the ideal way. I do not receive full service as I want to stay loyal to my partner, but we have talked about how we are both comfortable for me to receive a happy ending massage. The masseuse always starts off by massage my whole body, caressing my skin and reducing any muscle pain or tension. This helps me to relax and chill out before she gives the tantric massage an exotic twist. I always orgasm a few times throughout the session which is amazing because not many tantric massage parlours allow you to do this.

So, if you would like to use our service to start of your new year with an orgasmic BANG then please contact us via call, SMS or email and we will provide you with an extensive list of services which we provide.

Happy New Year from all the girls at happy-massage!

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Lingam vs happy ending – what is the difference?

The world is made up of many misconceptions and one of these being is Lingam and happy ending are the same. While we can understand the confusion, the adult bodyworks are incredibly different and both are beautifully unique. Here is Lingam vs happy ending, the differences explained.

Lingam is rich in history

Impressively, Lingam is one of the world’s oldest massages and has routes dating back to 4000 years ago. First practiced in India, Lingam was created based on Tantra ideologies that the male body is a temple and the manhood is a ‘wand of light’. With this in mind, females should honour the male erogenous zones by the form of massage. Lingam quickly flourished in popularity in the East, but has only found its feet in the Western world in the last 50 years.

Happy ending is a super modern concept

Just like Lingam, happy ending stems from Asia but was only introduced to the massaging world in last century. In the early 20th Century, China was saturated with Red Light Districts, brothels and walk-ins where prostitutes worked day and night. The Chinese authorities and people were not happy and called for stricter guidelines on the selling of sex. Massage was already a big part of Chinese culture as it had been used as a healing mechanism for hundreds of years. However, it was only at this point that the Chinese recognised how massage and sexual elements could be a winning combination. Of course, massage is on side of the law and whatever goes on between two consensual adults after the massage is totally legal. As many governments began to clamp down on the sex industry worldwide, a demand for happy ending grew across the globe. It may seem stereotypical many happy ending masseuses are Chinese, but the reality is the majority of them are.

Lingam is super spiritual

As Lingam ideologies regard the male genitalia as sacred, it’s easy to see Lingam practitioners are spiritual. They teach in order to worship a male, Chi (stress) needs to be flushed out of the Sen Lines by the power of massage. Chi build-up is mostly unwelcomed in the erogenous zones, which is why Lingam massage pays prominent attention to the penis, testicles and scrotum. They believe once the Chi is eliminated, the body, mind and soul harmonise and thereby, gives the individual a new lease of life. Most Lingam massages lead to orgasm, however ejaculation isn’t essential to enjoy the benefits of the treatment.

Happy ending is usually an add on to other styles

While Lingam is a massage in its own right, happy ending is the procedure which comes after the massage, not the bodywork itself. Happy ending is usually deemed as the grand finale of many erotic massages, including Nuru, Tantric and sensual. The happy ending element is the act of hand-relief, but don’t misconceive it as a glorified handjob. As the massage progresses, the therapist will start to incorporate edging techniques into the treatment. To perform edging, the masseuse will gently glide down your manhood. As you begin to show signs of reaching a euphoric climax she will manoeuvre her sensual fingertips to another part of the body. The process will be repeated again and again to intensify the pleasure, before you finally reach a point of no return. Happy ending almost always promises orgasm.

They both have similar benefits

While their backgrounds and purposes maybe different, naturally Lingam and happy ending massage poses similar benefits to a male’s well-being – meaning it’s a winner which ever treatment you opt for. Benefits of both massages include:

  • Eliminates pain – By boosting the amount of the body’s natural painkillers endorphins, which mask the pain signals from entering the central nervous system
  • Stress relief – By massaging out the ‘stress hormone’ Cortisol which is found in all areas of the body, including the erogenous zones
  • Promotes better mental health – Orgasm has proven to boost Dopamine, Oxytocin and Serotonin which are vital for positive mind set

Lingam and happy ending is offered in many parlours across London, including here at Happy Massage. For an authentic, professional and high class treatment then do give us a call to arrange your seventh heaven session today: 07818115239

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Why prostate play is the key to the ultimate orgasm

The human orgasm has been a phenomenon that has inspired and antagonised man since the dawn of time. This need not be. The female orgasm is less of a mystery, a simple bit of clitoral fondling can spark a female orgasm as quick as it takes to light a gas cooker- for men the ignition for their orgasm, if you like, has remained shrouded in mystery and confusion.

There’s no definitive answer as to why there is confusion, anything proposed would only be an example of guesswork that being said we can hypothesise that is has something to do with male ejaculation. More men than you would imagine believe coming and having an orgasm is the same thing. Ejaculation is a release sure but an orgasm is a full body explosion of pleasure- they’re in the same ball park but not the same thing. This mislabelling and subsequent confusion has meant that for generations the male orgasm has slipped under the rug.

The key to the male orgasm lays in the prostate gland. When massaged, similarly to how one would massage the female clit, the prostate gland elicits strong waves of pleasurable sensations down through the male coccyx, up into the spine and then around the entirety of the body; causing full body convulsions as a result of intense all-encompassing pleasure. It’s quite extraordinary that this mind expanding pleasure organ is often dismissed by the modern world.

The neglect of the prostate gland may also be a result of its location. Not exactly in the most convenient of places, the prostate gland is located inside the anus.

For some reason over time male homosexual sex has been the only sexuality directly associated with prostate play- this has perhaps had some influence in heterosexual men turning their backs to it because of the connotations linking them to the gay community. Something now in 2018 that is much less stigmatised but not so long ago would have resulted in criminal prosecution. Association with gay sex in the 70’s, 80’s would have landed you in prison- something that could certainly deter men from getting their prostates massaged.

However the past is the past and whatever the reason the male orgasm has had such shoddy public exposure over the past hundred years or so is nothing we should bother waving a stick out. What we should do is reverse the stigma and re-immerse prostate massage and the ultimate male orgasm in to the general populace.

You can take part in the global effort to debunk standard male pleasure levels by going and getting a prostate massage yourself. Receiving your first prostate massage by a trained professional is an excellent way to ease yourself in to this intense pleasurable rush. The problem with not knowing exactly how it works yourself and asking a partner with equally little knowledge is that they may perform the massage incorrectly and instead of inciting pleasure they could cause you pain- which would, most probably, prevent you from trying it again. By going to a professional erotic masseuse you can rest easy knowing that you are definitely going to experience an authentic prostate massage that will categorically lead to the ultimate orgasm.

To help you understand further, to enable you a greater incite in to why and how a prostate massage gives you the ultimate orgasm experience then I would suggest you have a look at these anonymous true life experiences from men of all ages who sampled prostate massage for the first time.

All names have been changed to maintain anonymity and personal privacy.

Derek, 62, Oldham, Greater Manchester, UK.

From the North but found myself travelling up to London a couple of times a week for work. Sometimes they’d have me up in nice hotels, you know just for the night like. I never used to think anything of it- you know anything going on behind there, never even tried anal. I think it’s a generation thing. If were getting anything up the bum when I was a lad you were a puff and that was that. It’s annoying thinking back now. Now that I’ve tried it. I was married at 17 and me and Patricia had a solid marriage. The sex- the sex was fine, it just was what it was, nothing wrong with it like. But when she passed in 94; cancer, I sort of juts closed the book on that department. That was until I say, I started stopping in over in London. I’d never had a massage before but a guy I was working for at the time insisted.

So this girl comes to my room, young girl like, early twenties. And she is massaging my back, naked like, and it’s all very nice really relaxing and out of nowhere she starts sliding her hand down towards my bum hole and I said, I said now hang on their love- but she assured me that this is what my friend mr – well that doesn’t matter- mr something, had bought for me. Now I’m not one to turn down a gift so I went along with it and my god and I’m glad.

To be honest with you I was starting to think I had become like sexually stunted, as soon as she started moving her fingers up and down, doing this stroke like motions by hold body turned back on- it was like a light switch had come on and I was tingling all over, I was blown away with sexual pleasure- and this energy too.. I felt 25 again.

Honestly took my breath away. You know if I had known about prostate massage when I was younger, I think, I do, I think my life would have been a lot more fruitful.

Francis, 26, Peckham, London, UK.

Prostate massage feels like you’re getting your dick massaged from inside out- it might sound crazy but man h man, it’s fantastic.

Michael, Broadstairs, Kent, 41, UK.

I was nervous I’ll admit, felt a little uncomfortable, a little apprehensive coming up to it. But the experience itself? Marvelous, honestly. It’s hard to describe but I suppose I’ll say this. For something that initially I thought was so wrong to feel so right took me by surprise. I don’t know why it’s not more widely accepted.

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3 ways you can turn a lonely city night into an evening of full unadulterated pleasure

When you were younger the idea of being paid to go to the capital on business and stay in a fancy pantsy hotel on expenses might have felt like a dream come true. Room service, cable TV and a mini bar?? What luck!! However the reality of going away on business is that you are away from your home comforts, you don’t know anyone, you don’t know the area, you’re too tired from a day of meetings to go out out and you feel a little awkward eating out alone.

For most men alone on business the monotony of eating alone in a hotel room flicking through channels and having a wank isn’t exactly the reality younger you would have been excited by. But no fear, there’s life in the old dog yet! Here are some sure ways to make the most of the business trip travel…

1. Go out for dinner

I know, I know, no one likes the idea of being a solo diner can be daunting. What if people look at you funny, what if they feel sorry for you! Don’t feel sorry for me sir- and this is the attitude you should go in to the situation with. No balancing a book in one hand while trying to cut up your steak with the other, don’t cower behind a newspaper! Own it; walk into a nice restaurant proudly, with confidence and conviction. Don’t skip on starters, go the whole hog! Be indulgent, you are on holiday after all.

It’s not only the perfect time to be indulgent; it’s also the time to get back to you. It is important to check in with ourselves from time to time, remember to appreciate and enjoy our own company. Enjoy the quiet, enjoy your thoughts as they swim, relax, sit back and treat yourself to the date night you deserve. I guarantee you no-one will give a second class to the man happily enjoying his dinner.

2. Take a long bath.

When staying at a hotel there’s no bigger mistake than not making the most of the bathroom suite. Hotels are cleaned by professional cleaners; they are as clean as a show room bathroom. Fresh towels, brand new products and a free shower cap? What luxury! Many people never use their hotel suite to its full potential, now is your time to do so. Take a long bath (hopefully it’s one of those stand-alone numbers…) when you get back to your hotel after a long day of work what could be a finer way to start your evening by a long soak in the bath? And if you are not a bath person- give the shower a go, have a long, long shower- you’re not footing the water bill after all!

3. Get an erotic massage outcall to your hotel room.

Now this may be a bit of a wild card for some of you but don’t shut down and dismiss it as an idea. Hear me out alright? Do not starve yourself of companionship. Take advantage of your situation! You are staying in a luxury hotel, you have time on your hands and complete privacy. After a long day let the stress roll off your shoulders and allow yourself the indulgence of pleasure. London is the perfect place to get an authentic erotic massage by a beautiful Asian masseuse. You can select between an array of exciting of erotic massage styles… Nuru, tantric, lingam, prostate, sensual, four hands, naked body to body etc.

The complete, uncomplicated, liberating pleasure of getting a hotel massage is unprecedented. All you have to do is pick up the phone and in under an hour a beautiful, professional, discreet masseuse can be at your door. Whether you opt for full service (inc. sex and massage) or just a happy ending (hand relief) that is completely up to you… but remember whatever happens in your hotel room stays in your hotel room. Allow yourself this opportunity to explore your sexual needs and allow a professional masseuse to give you a relaxing and therapeutic massage.

Getting a hotel outcall massage is the best way to recuperate before a day of meetings- end the day on a high and wake up tomorrow feeling refreshed and satisfied.

So that’s the end of my list. I hope you feel inspired to make the most of your next work related business trip and I hope I have bolstered you to take the trip as an opportunity to get back in touch with yourself.

Until next time!

If you are alone in your hotel room at night, book an outcall erotic massage.
07818115239

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All I want for Christmas is… Nuru!

Christmas, for many, is indeed the most wonderful time of the year. London has a certain buzz about it and it is hard not to have good cheer. The streets are lit up by beautiful lights, Christmas trees are scattered across the city and families, friends and lovers walk hand in hand around the lovely Christmas markets. It is a lovely time to come together and remember all the things that you should be grateful for.

However, I know that the festive season can also be a very lonely time for many people. In particular, if you are newly single or do not have a partner, you can feel a little left out from all the Christmas cuteness.

Luckily for you, we now offer a special deal on our Nuru massage which is running from the 1st December all the way until New Years. Forget Mariah Carey’s famous lyrics, you will be singing “All I want for Christmas is Nuru!”

What is a Nuru massage?

A Nuru massage is a special type of massage therapy that originated in Japan but has become increasingly popular in the Western world over the last few decades. The masseuse will use thick, cool gel and apply it over your naked body with hers. In a full body to body styled movement, she will massage your entire body while slipping and sliding all over you. It is a very arousing massage style and before you know it you will certainly be climaxing.

What is Nuru gel?

Nuru gel is made predominantly from Nori seaweed. It is thick, clear and odourless and is extremely slippery. Once both parties are naked, the masseuse will use it to please and pleasure your body to the highest of levels.

Why is a Nuru massage better than other massage styles?

Many people enjoy Nuru massages more than other massage styles due to its closeness and intimacy. The masseuse and the client have very close contact with one another which allows them to feel every curve and inch of each other’s bodies. The nuru gel also relieves a lot more sensations and it is overall a lot more arousing.

Where is a Nuru massage performed?

A Nuru massage is performed on a special, blow-up Nuru bed as this allows a lot more room and freedom for movement. IN some cases you can use a normal bed, however blow-up beds are recommended.

I talked with three different men about their experience with Nuru massage during the festive season and got some feedback from them regarding this special service;

Tim, 26, London– “Christmas can always be quite a lonely time, especially when you do not have that special someone to go on cute Christmas dates with or sit by the fire a drink mulled wine with. To be honest, I chose to be single as a I travel a lot with my job and I need to prioritise that. However, of course, a little companionship is really nice at times. I got a Nuru massage in the Marylebone massage parlour with a lovely masseuse called Mia who was very kind and friendly. She gave me a mince pie and some hot chocolate and then she performed the massage. It was highly intimate and it was nice having that close contact with a female. It definitely helped me to overcome my winter blues. I highly recommend it!”

Nico, 24, London– I broke up with my girlfriend in September and shortly after wards I realised what a mistake I had made. However, she did not want to get back with me and that is something that I had to deal with. It is hard seeing couples walk around because it reminds me of my ex, however the Nuru massage really helped me curb my feelings of regret. It was very nice to be in the company of such a stunning lady and my skin felt so much fresher after having the nuru gel on it when I stepped out into the crisp London air afterwards. It truly was an incredible experience!

James, 38, London – Although I am technically still married, my wife left me for a younger man a few months ago and I always knew that this Christmas would be extremely difficult as it is the first time in yeas we will not be spending it with our kids and all together as a family. I visited the massage parlour in South Kensington which had welcoming Christmas lights outside of it and a wreath on the front door. The masseuses were all wearing Santa hats and I definitely got the festive vibes. The nuru massage was everything I dreamed it would be and more. It was highly arousing and enjoyable and the masseuse was so beautiful and knew exactly what she was doing.

If you are in London this Christmas and would like to have some festive fun then come visit our beautiful Asian masseuses at one of our locations. We are offering special discounts throughout the whole month of December;

  • Happy ending with Nuru – £150
  • Full service with Nuru – £190

All you need to do is contact us via email, SMS or phone call to secure your booking with the masseuse of your choice. If you would like her to wear some special clothing such as a Mrs.Claus outfit or a naughty elf costume then she can do this. The masseuses also offer outcall services to many different areas in central London!

If you are considering booking nuru massage in London, read more here.

Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself: Reasons why you should get an erotic happy ending massage this Halloween

Across the Globe, Halloween is enjoyed by all – whether you celebrate by partying, trick or treating or simply by watching a haunted movie at home. However, we want to drizzle some spicy pumpkin juice onto your 2018 Halloween experience. Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself boys to an erotic happy ending massage, it won’t just be toffee apples being sucked this Halloween!

Sensual happy ending massages should be welcomed at all times of year, but there’s something about the mysterious month of October which make them spookily special. Here are five reasons you need to get an happy ending massage this Halloween:

You (and your masseuse) get to dress up

Roleplay is one of the biggest turn ons within the bedroom, so what better chance to get your sexy act on than Halloween? Many massage parlours experience a surge of clients wanting to take part in roleplay and dress up in October. Therefore they have wardrobes full of outfits that you can cherry-pick from for your tantalising encounter. Whether you want a sexy witch to cast copious sensual spells over you, a passionate horny devil or a naughty Nuru nun that loves to sin, then erotic massage parlours have it covered. If the parlour doesn’t have a costume that you’re looking for then don’t panic, most erotic therapists are more than happy to indulge in your alluring fantasies if you supply your own. The good news is that roleplay and dress up is available from just £20 extra, that’s less than a bottle of wine!

It’s the perfect temperature

Many massaging experts deem autumn the best time of year to get an erotic happy ending massage. This is mostly due to it being the perfect weather. Whenever we feel too hot, we often avoid massage as we worry about being sweaty. While when it’s too cold we aren’t keen to strip out of our clothes – which is essential for getting the maximum benefits (and fun) out of an erotic massage. However, October sees highs of 13 degrees, which is deemed the perfect temperature for most physical activities, including an erotic bodywork. Studies show Halloween to be one of the most popular times of the year to get freaky under the sheets. You may sweat and shiver, but it’s guaranteed to be for all the right reasons.

Your costume will be the best disguise

Fearing being seen by someone they know has being enlisted as the top reason some men chicken out of visiting an erotic massage parlour. However, you needn’t get a dodgy wig and sunglasses as a disguise when you visit on Halloween– your costume will do just the trick. Nothing will make you feel more invincible than walking towards our Baker Street parlour disguised as Sherlock Holmes. Benedict Cumberbatch who?

Treat yourself after payday

Apart from Christmas, there’s no better time of year to over-indulge than Halloween (and we don’t mean on sweets and chocolate) As Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October, it comes in just after payday – which gives you no excuse not to treat yourself. Erotic massage parlours offer a variety of mystical packages which are guaranteed to tease your naughty taste-buds this Halloween. Our personal Halloween favourite is Nuru, which allows the therapist to not only use her magical fingertips over your naked body, but also her mesmerising boobs and bum too, until your love potions begin to flow. Requests and extras are also available if you really want to indulge in your wildest fantasies. It may sound too good to be true, but we’re not tricking you boys!

 

Experience a happy ending massage this Halloween

As expected, Halloween is one of our busiest periods of the year. Therefore we advise you to book if you want to experience one of our mesmerising erotic massages, which are available from just £120 with happy ending and £160 with full service. Our stunning oriental therapists can’t wait to get frisky with your wand. Call our naughty but nice booking team to arrange your spooky session today. Read more about happy ending massage in London here.

 

The five types of men who visit an erotic massage parlour

Ok, so how many of you associate horny middle-aged married men being the ones who visit erotic happy ending massage parlours? However, during my time working as a masseuse I quickly realised this was not the case. There is, in fact, a diverse range of clients who seek adult therapies. Some would be an absolute dream to attend to, while others would make you want to moan (for all the wrong reasons!) Here are the five types of men who visit an adult happy ending massage parlour.

1. Tho one who wants a quicky for £20

So, they do say first the worst and all that, so let me introduce you to the WORST type of customer. They are usually young, casually dressed in a polo, jeans and trainers and usually think they can get anything they want with their cheeky London accent. Let me tell you boys, you can’t. It’s typical to get the money side out of the way at the beginning of the session, so clients can fully immerge into a sexual heaven without being reminded they’ve paid for it. However, when clients pull out just one £20 note they’re going to be shown out door, not my pussy. Sometimes they try and haggle. ‘I only want a blowjob babe’ or ‘I just want quick sex, no massage’ are common begs. It gets worse when they start to use the argument ‘But I’m young and good looking’ as to why they should get such a hefty discount. If this is you then sort out your ways or never come back. Your £20 will come into good use for your taxi home, hun.

2. The one who has too much money

On the flip side, there are some men who are super rich (and probably have more money than sense). They are usually mid-to-late 50s, have a few greys, but are super well dressed and have an endearing Queens – English accent. It is easy to be intimidated by these well-to-do gentlemen, but they are usually the friendliest and courteous type of client you may meet. Let’s be honest, they probably have a wife at home and have been taught how to treat a lady. But if you had a wallet full of cash, why wouldn’t you have some no-strings attached fun to live out your wildest fantasies? And boy, these types of guys are not afraid to flaunt their money. Four hands, six hands, Nuru, happy ending massage, prostate massage, French kissing and full service – they want it all and usually book sessions on a weekly basis. The gentlemen usually get the best service, because they are super generous with their tips. If you tip us well boys, we’ll give you an even better time – it’s that simple!

3. The one who is old enough to be a great great great Grandad

Ok, so maybe that is a slight exaggeration – but there are many clients who are twice or even three times my age. These men are usually smartly dressed, have a slight croaky voice and may even carry a walking stick. Despite warning you of their Arthritis, they are always keen to have a good time and know exactly what they want in the bedroom department. “I’ll have a bit of hanky panky” is a common request – who even says that nowadays? These older men are usually lonely and seek an erotic happy ending massage for not just a bit of sex, but for company too. So, if they want a blowjob while discussing the antiques on Dickinson’s Real Deal that day, then it works for me just fine.

4. The one who thinks he is a sex god

It’s hard to say it without laughing, but yeah there are clients who think they are porn star. Young, old, chubby, slim, well-to-do, working class, believe me they come in all forms – and usually can’t just be spotted by the naked eye. Once the door is closed and I begin to take off their clothes, is when they start to unleash their ‘sex-god’ traits. They usually commonly share the love for the word ‘baby’ and boy, they love to overuse it. “Oh baby, take off my clothes” “Baby you’re making me so horny” and “Ah baby, do you love my sexy body?” urghhh. They usually forget that I am the masseuse and love to take control, putting me in more positions than I would do in a long yoga class. They are super confident and love it when you pay them a compliment or two. Some even try to dirty talk in your ear. One even got too ahead of himself during a Nuru massage, that he ran to the showers stark naked covered in Nori gel, only to be greeted with another masseuse getting we ‘n’ wild with their client in the shower. It’s fair to say the man went from the ultimate stallion to a distressed foul all in one moment. So the moral of the story is boys, not to be too cocky and rush your Nuru massage. You don’t get far by thinking you’re the ‘dogs bollocks’ Though it’s always fun to massage a ‘sex god’ they can be super exhausting – one a day is enough for me!

5. The one who is SUPER shy

Ok, so I get it everyone has to start somewhere when it comes to their happy ending massage journey – however, some are often more shy than others. Some shake like a leaf, while others stumble over their words or even sweat more than a larger-sized lady at a disco. If shyness applies to you then you needn’t worry – my job as an erotic masseuse is to put you at ease – and boy I’m good at doing that! Just please make sure you don’t p**** yourself before the session commences – that certainly won’t pleasurable for either of us.

Why not see which type of client you are with the help of our erotic massage offered in the heart of Central London? Book a session with us today 07818115239

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The story of our one masseuse – Lisa

 

Erotic massages and sex work is highly frowned upon by many people in society, probably due to religious morals passed down through the centuries. However in an era where we practice freedom of speech and women are gaining more power than ever before, why can’t people understand “My body is my body, I can use it how I like?” The same way in which you respect a woman if they decide to abstain from sex, you should also respect women who decide to use it to make money if that is what they want to do.

Of course, forced sex and prostitution is a whole other thing. I do not agree with women participating in sex if it not what she wants as a woman should have complete ownership of her own body at all times. However, I will share my story with you and how I became an erotic masseuse and the trial and tribulations I face with my job.

I first began working as a masseuse when I was sixteen, in my home country of Japan. I needed some extra money as I was a typical teenage girl and loved to shop. A local massage parlour had a job going to help give sports massages to local athletes and although I was no trained to do this, I quickly picked it up and a lot of gymnasts, runners and footballers asked for me to give them sports massages on their muscles. My boss noticed my natural talent and suggested that I apply for massage therapy school and become professionally trained. I had never really thought about what I wanted to do in the future, however the idea of being a masseuse seemed great. I got some references from my boss and also a few of my clients and to my surprise I managed to get into one of the most elite massage therapy schools in Tokyo! I was very pleased with myself and it gave me the motivation to work extremely hard. I knew it would be difficult to leave my small village and family and move to a large city where I don’t know anyone but I knew I had a talent and that it would be shame for it to go to waste.

The massage therapy school was a beautiful building quite close to the city centre in Tokyo and around a 15 minute walk from my new apartment. All of the students there were so beautiful and came from Japan, China and Korea. Our teachers were also kind and friendly and looked like models, they had been masseuses for years and had shared their skills all over Asia. However, I knew I wanted more than that and I told myself that one day I would travel to Europe and become a masseuse in London. Classes were early and we worked the whole way into the night, we also had placements and had to work for many long hours unpaid with very rude and strange customers. What kept me going was my passion and love for what I do, ad seeing how the customer would look a lot happier when they left my massage session. Finally the time had come for me to graduate and I passed with flying colours, London here I come!

When I arrived in London I found a nice and affordable apartment in Marylebone with a lovely Chinese girl who also happened to be a masseuse. I luckily got a job in a posh spa resort in South Kensington which was not too far from the flat. However, after the first few weeks my boss stared to become very unpleasant with me and did not like the massage styles and techniques that I was using, even though the clients seemed to enjoy them. She treated me differently from the other English masseuses and I felt very alone and sad.

I expressed my problems to my house mate who told me that they were actually looking for a new masseuse at her job and that I would be perfect for it. I had not asked her much about her job because she worked quite late into the night so I did not see her that often and when I did ask she seemed quite hesitant.

She then told me that she wasn’t just any type of masseuse but an erotic masseuse. I was a bit judgemental of her at the beginning but when she explained to me how our genitals are just another part of our body and should not miss out on a massage as they hold the key to a lot of relieve and happiness I knew that I wanted to give it a go. I was slightly nervous at the beginning but my first client was nice and I could see that he was stressed with a lot of tension and sadness. I try to make each session as individual as possible to give each client exactly what they want and fulfil their needs and desires. Most of my customers are very nice and respectful towards me and the others are not.

As we are open until 3am, many customers come in quite late at the weekend and are intoxicated with alcohol. When a customer is very drunk we do not provide them with our erotic services as they are in a vulnerable state. This makes some of them very mad and angry and they can call us very hurtful names like “slut” or “prostitute”. When I try to explain to them that they should not speak to a professional worker like this they tell me “go get a real job”. This upsets me a lot as I have worked incredibly hard for my profession and have left my family, friends, country to travel half way across the world just to help the gentlemen of Europe. A lot of them come specifically to me as they want an authentic Asian tantric or erotic massage so it is harsh when they disrespect me and my services.

As much as it is hard to receive negative comments like this, it only pushes me to work harder. After all I do love my job!

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The 20 stages of getting a body to body massage

 

We all know how relaxing a massage therapy is. Soft candle-lit room, ambient music and your most stubborn muscle knots being smoothed out? Absolute bliss. What if you’ve been feeling a little frustrated lately? Maybe one of these erotic body to body massages that are always advertised on the side banners of the webpages will sort you out.

Here are 20 stages of getting a body to body massage. If you’re no stranger to a body to body massage, then you’ll know these stages off the back of your hand. But if this is your first body to body massage, then prepare for relaxation and pleasure in 3, 2, 1…

1. You’ve booked a massage! Yippee!

2. You’ve been SO frustrated lately, but all that is about to change very soon.

3. You breeze into the parlour, ready and willing.

4. You’re led to the massage room and mentally prepare yourself for your masseuse.

5. Whoa, the masseuse is hot.

6. The masseuse leaves you to get undressed and you try and calm yourself down before she comes back. Sweaty palms are not cool.

7. You’re supposed to get completely naked, right?

8. The masseuse is back and smiles at you. You’re nearly knocked off your feet. God, she’s hot.

9. You lie on your tummy and the masseuse starts stroking down your back.

10. Are you aroused already??

11. The massage oil feels so cold and tickly.

12. Oh my god it’s time to turn over.

13. Yep, you’re definitely turned on.

14. Why is she avoiding my banana on purpose?

15. FINALLY.

16. My god, this feels good.

17. Oh no why are you stopping?

18. That’s more like it.

19. OH NO IT’S HAPPENING.

20. I am very happy.

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Things to do in London – Get an Erotic Massage!

Looking for tips for things to do in London? The U.K’s capital is a hub for excitement, diversity and entertainment with a never ending list of things to do and see. It boasts some of the world’s most famous buildings, museums, galleries, restaurants and music scenes. It is a highly international city, filled with culture and thousands of people from around the world calling it their home. But it does offer something else that could be the extra cherry on the top for your weekend break away, countless happy ending erotic massage parlours!

Yes you heard me right – London has some of the best rated erotic massage parlours and most highly trained masseuse’s right in the heart of city. The services are 100% authentic with beautiful Oriental massage therapists hailing from Japan, China and Korea. They were specially trained in some of the best massage therapy schools in the East and have brought their eccentric skills and techniques to please and pleasure the gentlemen of London.

The girls are not only highly technically trained, but they also have the personalities to match. They are warm, caring and very sweet – making you feel at ease. They help bring you into a state of relaxation, forgetting all your stress and worries while you lie back and enjoy being carefree. They use their small, soft hands to caress every area of your body, bringing you to arousal. Their natural physiques are model-like, and there is always a good variety of girls, so whether you like slim, curvy, busty, petite or tall girls, you can pick your preference. Each of them have a specific type of massage hat they specify in, so you know that you are getting a 5* version of the happy ending erotic therapeutic massage and it will be the best one you receive in London.

There are various different type of erotic massages in London that you can get;

    • Nuru massage
    • Prostate massage
    • Lingam massage
    • Body to Body massage
    • Soapy shower massage
    • Tantric Massage
    • Happy ending erotic massage

So no matter what sort of massage you prefer, they can cater to your individual desires and needs. It could be a great end to your tiring tourist day, and let you wind back and relax after enjoying all the other things that London has to offer. A happy ending erotic massage will help your trip be a memorable one and give you a huge reason to come back and visit London again and again.

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