Erotic Massage Chelsea

Do you call the SW10 postcode home or are you staying in the lavish London suburb while you’re on a business trip? Then an erotic massage in Chelsea supplies everything you need to switch off from the bustles of the capital that never sleeps.

Chelsea is the perfect place to experience an erotic massage. The upmarket area boasts an extravagant array of townhouses which on the upper floors sits the most superior massage parlours London has to offer. The salons are super discreet, professional and host the best therapists in the business.

The Happy Massage parlour in Chelsea open its doors between 10am to 3am, seven days a week. So if you want to start your day off with a bang (literally), feeling cheeky on your lunch break or need to de-stress after a long day in the office then we are the answer for you.

Our Chelsea salon hosts a variety of therapists from China, Japan and Korea. The gorgeous masseuses may range in age, but they all blessed with stunning oriental features and voluptuous figures. If you want a sophisticated, youthful pocket rocket or a sexy mature lady then we have an escort who fulfils your wildest fantasies and more.

Here in Chelsea, we have a range of erotic massage therapies for you to sample. Choose from a naughty Nuru massage, a soothing sensual or spine-tingling body to body. We also proudly offer the happy ending package and the full service. Sessions are available for as little as £120ph. The good news is that we can tailor any of our sessions to suit your desires, needs and cravings.

We understand that many of our clients have various work commitments and hectic schedules. Therefore we have an outcall service which runs in the Chelsea and Kensington area. Simply drop us a text or call with your name and full address. We promise to have a masseuse with you in less than 45 minutes.

To find out more about the best erotic massage in Chelsea or to book a session today then contact our booking team on 07818115239. We can’t wait to whisk you away to a seventh heaven in seconds.

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Get a Heathrow Massage before or after your flight

Less than 20 miles away from the heart of London stands Heathrow Airport. The airport, which boasts a staggering five terminals, lands into top five busiest airports in the world. Therefore it’s fair to say Heathrow can be a hectic – especially during the summer period. A visit to Heathrow Airport can see children running in every direction, countless announcements over the speaker and not to mention the endless queue at security. Putting all these contributing factors together flourishes stress before you’ve even boarded your flight. But here at Happy Massage we always have the solution to ease your stress, ever considered a Heathrow massage?

What is a Heathrow massage?

A Heathrow massage provides everything you need to knead out your pre or post-flight niggles when you’re visiting the airport. Heathrow massage is exclusive to outcall only. Whether you’re staying in one of the luxurious hotels dotted around the airport or live nearby one of our highly trained therapists can visit you for one hour or more of fun, relief and pleasure.

Here at Happy Massage we have recently introduced more services available as part of your Heathrow massage session. We love to give our clients choice so they can tailor their experience to suit their needs, cravings and fantasies.

Deciding on your service

Firstly you need to decide your massage package. We offer Happy Ending which includes a daringly delicious massage of your choice and hand relief. If you’re feeling a little more adventurous then the Full Service is also available. Full Service includes everything involved in the Happy Ending package, but also incorporates oral and penetration as part of your experience. The Full Service is only a little bit extra.

Once you’ve chosen your package it’s time for things to get extra juicy and choose your massage. We have more than 10 styles available as part of Heathrow massage (that’s more than any other adult massage parlour in London!) These include:

  • Body to body massage
    The therapist lathers your whole body in oil of your choice, before sliding and grinding her sensational physique on you. Body-to-body is the obvious go-to choice if you’re new to Heathrow massage.
  • Sensual massage
    Slow and soothing, sensual massage provides everything you need for an hour of orgasmic romance, perfect if you’re craving some TLC after a long-haul flight.
  • Tantric massage
    Based on Ancient Indian spiritual practices, Tantric massage aims to connect your body, mind and soul for the most glorious stress relief. You’ll definitely not be ready for landing.
  • Erotic massage
    The beauty of erotic massage is that it can be whatever you want it to be. Fancy an hour of a sizzling bump ‘n’ grind or something slow and passionate then this orgasmic bodywork has it covered.
  • Lingam massage
    The Latin term Lingam loosely translates into ‘wand of light’ and is essentially a massage which focuses around your manhood. You’ll be flying high as Lingam massage encourages the most explosive happy endings.
  • Prostate massage
    For those who enjoy the thrill of turbulence then prostate massage is designed for you. Prostate massage is the only service which stimulates the male g-spot as the therapist slips a cheeky finger inside.
  • Nuru massage
    The modern Japanese bodywork is much more unique than other services we offer. Instead of using generic massage oil, special slippery gel (encompassed of sea weed elements) is placed upon the body. This is perfect for getting wet ‘n’ wild with your masseuse.

We also give our clients at Heathrow the option to book four hands massage. Four hands massage comes with double the trouble, double the benefits. Instead of having one therapist paying attention to your body and erogenous zones, with this treatment you’ll have two. This is perfect if you’re feeling super stressed or seeking a service to deliciously treat yourself while you’re in London. A four hands Heathrow massage should definitely be one for your bucket-list.

Where can I get a Heathrow massage?

As mentioned earlier in the post, our Heathrow massage is available for outcall only. We operate to all hotels with the TW6, UB3 and UB7 postcodes and most private houses and apartments in these areas. To find out if Heathrow massage is available for you please feel free to call or text us with your postcode. We will have a response for you in the matter of minutes.

From luxury on a budget, to the most lavish hotels in the Heathrow area, we cover them all. These include:

  • Radisson Blu Edwardian ***** UB3 5AW (From £76 per night)
  • Renaissance **** TW6 5AQ (From £99 per night)
  • Hilton Terminal 4 ****TW6 3AF (From £99 per night)
  • Premier Inn Terminal 5 *** TW6 3AF (From £66 per night)
  • Marriott **** UB3 5AN (From £123 per night)

The best thing about Heathrow massage is that it is completely stress-free (exactly what you need after enduring the niggles of one of the busiest airports in the world) It beats the grinds of Central London traffic and the worries of the service being discreet. Instead, contact our around-the-clock booking team and we will have one of our therapists with you in less than one hour.

The masseuse will come equipped with everything needed for the perfect sensual stress-busting experience. This includes soft plush towels, the finest massage oil and scented candles of your choice. All you have to do is kick back, relax and wait for your gorgeous goddess to arrive at your house, apartment or hotel.

A Heathrow Massage at Happy Massage is available from £180ph. The cost includes everything needed for your session as well as travel costs for your therapist to and from your location.

To find out more or to book your Heathrow massage today then call, text or email our booking team. They are always happy to assist you on your request and requires. You might have travelled in economy, but a Heathrow massage with us promises to be first-class every time.

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The most popular entertainment in Camden Town… You’ll be shocked!

When you think of Camden, what comes to mind? Do you think markets, hipsters and good food. Camden is a great area in London to visit, the best, according to a lot of VisitLondon readers. We went out on to the streets of Camden to find out why people find themselves there. We want to know what the deal with Camden, what hotspots do people recommend, what are the secrets.

These are the questions we headed to Camden with, we expected to get restaurant reviews, tips on the best boutiques, what we got was much more interesting… As an ignorant Northerner (Growing up in Yorkshire) I honestly didn’t know a thing about London. After actually going to Camden and speaking to people myself I learnt one of the main reasons that draws people to Camden town… Massages, of the erotic nature…

That’s right guys you heard it here first (maybe) Camden Town is a hot spot for the best erotic massage parlours in the United Kingdom. People from abroad and locals alike are all drawn to Camden because of the exciting array of erotic massages on offer. Remarkably, out of the ten people I interviewed, six, that’s right six(!) of them were in Camden to get an erotic massage.

I’ve transcribed some of our conversations to give you a better idea of how prevalent erotic massage is in Camden town. First I spoke to Terry. Terry is a hairdresser; he runs a unisex salon in Shoreditch. I caught him as he was getting out of his car (a rather nice sports car..) and he was happy to chat:

Me: Hi there, I’m writing an expose on Camden town for VisitLondon and I was wondering if you could tell me what you’re doing in Camden this morning?

Terry: Well funnily enough I should be working but I had a last minute cancellation. It can be rubbish standing around the salon when it’s quiet, I can get really restless. A midday massage always sorts my head out. There’s a parlour in Camden that I go to fairly regularly. They specialise in authentic nuru and tantric massages. I’m a big fan of tantra, the whole philosophy, its really important to me. And nuru… well that’s just a lot of fun.

Me: Oh so you’ve come to Camden to get an erotic massage?

Terry: Exactly, the best place for an erotic massage in London, hands down.

I then spoke to a lady in her 60’s who had bright red hair that was in Camden looking for crystals. Coincidentally after that I spoke to Mark- who was also in Camden on the hunt for Crystal(s).

Me: Hi sorry I don’t mean to bother you but could you spare a moment?

Mark: Uh yea sure, no problem

Me: I’m writing an article about Camden Town and was wondering if you would let me know what’s brought you to Camden today.

Mark: I’m going to see Crystal.

Me: Oh is that a friend of yours?

Mark: You haven’t heard of Crystal? Well I suppose why would you, a lot of your male readers will know who I mean.

Me: No sorry I have no idea who you mean.

Mark: Crystal is an erotic masseuse, she is notoriously hard to get an appointment with but completely worth getting on her waiting list. She gives the best happy ending massages in London, maybe the world, who knows. I’ve been waiting two months for this appointment. Oh she’s gorgeous as well. Maybe the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve booked for two hours, why not eh?

Me: Well yea, I guess. So you’ve travelled to Camden for an erotic massage?

Mark: I’ve come all the way from Nottingham for this appointment! She’ worth it trust me.

I then went to grab a coffee. I found a nice coffee house with outdoor seating. I decided to sit out in the sun and mull over this ‘erotic massage frenzy’ that had seemed to be taking Camden by storm. I sat alone but close to a group of Asian girls, all about my age. One of them saw me staring and smiled; I went over and introduced myself, explaining the article. They agreed to be interviewed and I could NOT believe what they said…

Me: So what are you doing in Camden today? (other than having coffee obviously)

Suki: We all live in Camden

Me: Oh really, do you work in Camden too?

The girls laugh

Anna: Our job takes us all around London but we are based here in Camden.

Me: What do you all work as, some kind of outreach?

Suki: We’re all erotic masseuses.

Me: No way. Seriously? You are all erotic masseuses?

Anna: Well no, Jess works here but she’s hoping to get trained up and join the team.

Me: Is Camden like some sort of erotic massage mecca?

Suki: Well sort of, have you never heard that Camden is the best place for an erotic massage in London?

Anna: I got scouted in Japan, and when they told they could get me in to a parlour in Camden I was over the moon. All erotic masseuses know that you’ve made it if you’re working in Camden.

Suki: The crème de le crème of erotic masseuses are all here.

Kelly: Crystal works in a parlour down the road from me. I met her once, she’s as nice as they say.

Me: Oh I’ve heard about Crystal. Well right, so thanks for that. (pause) Is it alright, you know.. do you enjoy your job?

Anna: I can’t imagine doing anything else, I love my job.

Suki: Same, and the moneys great. Me and Anna have just bought a flat outright.

Me: Wow, I’ve been trying to get out of my overdraft for six years..

So that’s what happened when I went to Camden. I discovered the weird and wonderful world of erotic massage. If you’re thinking of getting a massage or if you’re thinking of going to Camden why not do both! It’s the thing to do apparently….

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