5 Reasons London Is the Best Place to Be After a Christmas Breakup

Let’s face it, break up are never fun, whether you are the perpetrator or heartbroken victim.

Night life

When our beau dumps us sometimes the only thing to do is get blind drunk, stumble into a crappy club night and dance/cry the night away with your pals while singing Mr Brightside or Britney at the top of your lungs, followed by fried chicken on the way home of course. London is a hub for crappy club nights like Inferno’s in Brixton , Pryzm or Tiger Tiger… I mean who doesn’t love sticky floors, chart bangers and cheap shots of Sambuca when you’ve just had your heart broken?

You’ll never bump into them

Although the size and population of London may seem like a burden most of the time, it will certainly work a lot in your favour when you are trying to avoid bumping into someone you don’t want to see, meaning it is perfect for when you are going through a break up. Even if you do happen to be in the same area as your ex-lover, there is most likely enough people around you to guard you from any sort of awkward small talk… hide in the crowds!

There are plenty of other singletons

Whether you want to use tinder or meet someone the old fashioned way, London certainly has no shortage of other possible future baes. Whether you want to get back on the dating scene or perhaps you are just looking for rebound shag, this bustling city will have someone to help you get over your ex.

London prices

If you want to shift your sadness and despair someplace else, then you only have to think of the sky rocketing London prices and they are bound to make you cry. Expensive renting, high cost travel, and £6 for a pint, are you serious?

There’s so much to do and see

No matter how long you have lived in London, there will always be a pocket of the city that you have yet to discover. Whether you do the usual tourist stuff like visit Buckingham Palace, ride a red tour bus, take a ride in the London Eye or visit multicultural parts of the city such as Brick Lane or Camden Markets you are sure to keep occupied and start to enjoy your time being single.

Speed-dating

London has more singletons than you think, which is probably why there is fun and inventive speed dating events popping up all across the city. But your best glad rags onm, have a few drinks and get ready to talk about yourself… Speed dating is a great way to boost your confidence and get back in the game after being stuck in your boring relationship for so long.

Get an erotic massage

It is very true that you need to get over someone to get over someone and what better way to do so than having an erotic massage? I mean, you could just meet someone on a boozy night out but that requires chatting them up, possible crappy sex and an awkward goodbye the next morning. On the other hand, an erotic massage is simple and easy and you can get them almost anywhere in the city! 

London is a hub for Asian massage parlours where you will find the most beautiful Chinese, Korean and Japanese masseuses ready to please and pleasure you. Shake off your single blues and get a full body rub down by a stunning masseuse who is highly trained to help you feel refreshed and relieved, both physically and mentally. 

There are many different styles of erotic massage therapy to choose from, so no matter what type of mod you are, there will be something that matches your needs and desires. From a happy ending massage to more exotic styles such as nuru and prostate massage therapy, you will have a great time deciding which way your sensual session goes.

Are you interested in having an erotic massage in London?

If you would like to book an erotic happy ending massage in central London with one of our professionally trained, talented oriental masseuses then please contact us via SMS, landline or email. We are open daily between the hours of 6 am until 3 am and we always let our customers have complete choice over girls.

Get into the relaxing Christmas cheer in Covent Garden

Let’s be honest, there’s no place like London for Christmas.  The capital city is brimming with things to do to get you into the festive cheer, including visiting Santa at Harrods, tucking into mulled wine at Winter Wonderland and ice skating outside the National History Museum. Due to how popular London is throughout December, the whole city can often be consumed by chaos. However, here at Happy massage we truly believe you can take a much more relaxed approach to Christmas while still being in London, let’s introduce you to Covent Garden..

With chic boutiques, traditional British pubs and fresh market cuisine, Covent Garden feels a far cry from the bustling streets of London. Despite this, the cute colourful terraces are classified as London’s Central Zone – and are just in 10 minutes reach of Westminster, Liverpool Street and Marylebone. Covent Garden is a hidden gem when it comes to Christmas shopping, indulging in the magical festivities and escaping the grinds of London. Here are our top picks of things to do in Covent Garden this Christmas..

Late night shopping and carols

Let’s be honest, London isn’t short of places to go shopping. With ample of high-street chains on Oxford Street, copious department stores in Kensington and high-end designer shops in Chelsea – it’s no surprise that millions of shoppers flock to London in time for Christmas. However, due to how popular London is shopping over the festive period can be very stressful. However, instead of choosing to do your Christmas purchases online or venturing out to a shopping destination outside of the Central Zone then why not take a trip to Covent Garden instead? There might be no Debenhams or Marks and Spencer, but Covent Garden boasts many independent boutiques where you can stock up on gifts for loved ones. The West London district has more than 200 stores selling anything from hand-made toys, bespoke jewellery and vintage clothing. Covent Garden Market also boasts delicious world-renowned cuisine, where you can kick back and relax as you take a well-earned break from your Christmas shopping. During Thursday 6th, 13th and 20th December, Covent Garden stores are keeping their doors open until 9pm, with festive carol singers and choirs entertaining shoppers throughout their visit. If you’re looking to beat the grinds of inner-London Christmas shopping then Covent Garden is well worth a trip.

Ice skate at Somerset House

If you’re looking to fully get into the swing of Winter’s festivities, then you cannot beat a spot of ice skating. The good news is that London is brimming with places to take to the skates this Christmas. Here at Happy Massage we truly recommend a visit to the rink at Somerset House, which provides a truly magical and festive skating experience. Here a breath-taking Christmas tree takes centre stage, while beautiful fairy lights can be found on every corner of the spacious rink. As well as traditional ice skating, ice skaters can enjoy a series of Skate Late nights – which feature an array of world-class DJs taking to the rink side decks. And the fun isn’t over once you hang up your skates, as there’s also the opportunity to warm up and enjoy a mulled wine or hot cider in the Skate Lounge. The Winter fun can also be continued in the Fortnum’s Lodge Bar, which along with festive favourites, punters can tuck into a range of cocktails and spirits. Skate tickets start from just £11.

An erotic massage at Happy Massage

Baby it’s cold outside throughout December, so why not warm up and escape the stresses of Central London with an erotic massage? The Happy Massage parlour based in the heart of Covent Garden is offering super lavish, authentic and professional Asian massages in Covent Garden from just £120 per hour for an hour session. Here you can enjoy a delicious array of five star services including body to body, Nuru and Tantric massage – complete with the happy ending or the full service package. There are many reasons to treat yourself to an erotic massage in December. It erases all of your Christmas stresses, prevents common colds and boosts your mindset – not to mention the sensations are extremely euphoric! Due to extensive demand, the parlour is open between 10am to 3am throughout everyday in December (excluding Christmas Day) and is situated just a stone throw away from Covent Garden tube station. Call the booking team today to discuss availability