Why you need to treat yourself to a sensual massage this Christmas

Christmas, a time for over-indulging, endless presents and copious Santa movies -despite being the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ the build-up to the special day can be immensely stressful and can take its toll on us mentally and physically. So, next time you find yourself unable to move on Oxford Street or be halted in an endless queue in Harrods butchers, take a break from your Christmas shopping and visit our parlour for a sensual massage. The super soothing bodywork navigates your body and mind into a euphoria of sexual serenity (a far cry from the stresses of London’s bustling festive scene!) here is why you NEED to treat yourself to a sensual massage this Christmas.

Reduces your stress

Did we order enough turkey? Will the kids like their presents? And how are we going to cook Christmas dinner for so many people? Are just a few common stresses leading up to Christmas. Despite a large glass of mulled wine and a minced pie taking our minds off our festive niggles, it doesn’t compare to a massage. Massage is known for being AMAZING for stress relief, with the power of sensual strokes are even better.

Just like popular massage styles, sensual massage begins with the masseuse rubbing her tantalising dainty finger tips all over your less sensitive areas including your neck, back and shoulders. Using soothing strokes, the therapist is able to break down stress adhesions and eliminate the stress hormone, cortisol. You might moan with pleasure, but believe me – the main stress relief hasn’t started yet!

Unlike most massage styles, during a sensual experience there is nothing off limits. Meaning the masseuse is happy to massage you anywhere and we mean anywhere! Watch as she transitions to caress your inner thighs before edging closer and closer to your most intimate areas. Take a deep breath as she traces circular motions all over your lingam, making it harder and harder. A spine-tingling and toe-curling happy ending is always guaranteed with one of our sensual massages. Nothing compares to an orgasm for stress relief. While climaxing the feel good hormone oxytocin is released, with eliminates all the festive stress which has built up and promotes good mood.

Boosts your immune system

When we are feeling stressed, our immune system weakens, Christmas stress is no exception! Also, during the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ colds and flus are everywhere, making it very difficult in avoiding getting ill. This is where a sensual massage can help. A university study by Wilkes found that people who have regular orgasms have a 30% increase in immunoglobulin A, which helps to strengthen immunity and weakens your chances of becoming ill this Christmas. Who knew orgasms could do more than feel DAMN good?

Eases your headaches

Screaming children, people running in every direction and the constant endurance of traffic can make Christmas shopping in London a nightmare on Elm Street rather than a Fairy tale of New York. When many of us are stressed the headaches begin! However, instead of running to the nearest Boots for a packet of paracetamol then you should try a sensual massage.

By performing slow, soft and gentle glides the masseuse is able release endorphins, which act as the body’s natural painkillers. Endorphins masks the pain signals from the entering the central nervous system. Many migraine studies have shown massage to work extremely complementary in aiding stress relief. But sensual massage goes one step further! A 2013 study by the University of Munster in Germany found that two thirds of headache sufferers found sexual activity to be more effective at relieving headaches than medication.

Could we give you any more reason to get a sensual massage? Well, we think we can!

Burns the Christmas calories

Mince pies, pigs in blankets and Ferrero rochers – we all are guilty of overindulging during the Christmas period! However, don’t complain about putting on extra few pounds and get a sensual massage! Yes, massage can actually help to burn the calories. Kicking back and relax as one of our oriental girls performs long, gentle and gliding strokes all over your naked body burns 80 calories per hour. And even better, when the masseuse gets down to the raunchy business the calories burn even more!

According to experts, making sexual activity hot and last is INCREDIBLE at busting your Christmas timber. So, what more could you want than a slow and soothing sensual massage, which builds the tension through the roof? Opt for the full service and you will burn a staggering 288 calories per hour. Or, if you’re feeling extra naughty then be sure to moan and groan. After all, it not only enhances your pleasure but can help lose an extra 30 calories!

Who said you had to feel guilty for that extra helping of Christmas puddings?

Feeling stressed this Christmas or fancy treating yourself to the most pleasurable present yet? Be sure to book a sensual massage here at Happy Massage. Our hot oriental goddesses can’t wait to do more than jingle your bells this festive period!

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3 Top Tips when preparing for a 4 Hands massage

4 Hands massages- a gift to men given by God himself. Seriously, if you’ve never had one before, you’re missing out, but make sure read up on it first before you splash the cash. 4 Hands massages really can be the ultimate experience, but they can also be a disaster if you don’t follow by the rules. Guidelines are there for a reason, so don’t get cocky and skip past this post, because you will regret it, I promise. So, if you’re ready to book in for an hour of fun with two gorgeous masseuses, here’s what you need to do beforehand to get the most from your experience:

Have a snack

Erotic massages are intimidating at the best of times, but imagine how you’ll feel when there are two naked masseuses touching you up, instead of one? You’re going to have some serious butterflies in your stomach before your therapists arrive, so it’s important to have a quick snack before you dive right in. One of the biggest mistakes made by clients before getting a massage is eating a large meal beforehand. This is a recipe for disaster, and we are here to tell you why. Most erotic massages start out with a full-body Swedish massage, which often begins with the client, lay on his front. Ever had someone push down on your stomach just after you’ve eaten? Well, it’s that times 10. Depending on your style choice, you could potentially have two women resting their entire body weight on your stomach- so imagine that after a three course meal? Although starving yourself is also a no-no, stick to a light lunch or snack in order to get the most out of your massage, but stay clear of buffets!

Take a warm shower beforehand

Now, this is something that all masseuses ask of their clients before a massage session, and there’s very good reason for that. First of all, hygiene is of the upmost importance when it comes to massages, but it’s doubly important when there are two women and four sets of hands involved. Let’s face it, you’d be pretty concerned to learn that the masseuses who had just rubbed their bodies against you hadn’t showered after seeing another client, wouldn’t you? Well, it’s the same case for them. A lot of erotic massages involve a great deal of close, body-to-body contact, so that means you’re going to be sharing a lot of bodily fluids with your therapists. Besides, who on earth would want two beautiful women to touch them whilst covered in sweat? No one- unless you’re gross, in which case, I feel sorry for your masseuses.

Secondly, warm water relaxes the muscles and basically gets them prepped for your massage. Erotic massages can have a massive impact on the body, so it’s in your best interest to relieve as much tension as much as you can. It’ll feel better, and it’ll make your masseuses’ jobs a lot easier!

Drink plenty of water

So, there needs to be balance here. You need to drink water, but don’t overdo it either. Filling yourself with good old H20 is really important before getting a massage because you’ll lose a great deal of it during the session. Stimulation of the muscles increases the blood flow which relies on water in order to transport oxygen and vitamins around the body. Without water, this activity becomes sluggish and ineffective. As a result, toxins aren’t able to escape from the body and you will ache as a result. You don’t want this- no one wants this- so drink some water beforehand and let your body do its thang! Then again, going OTT on the volvic should also be avoided. After all, these sessions can be long, and you really don’t want to interrupt your erotic, Tantric session by taking a trip to the bathroom. As well as instigating blood flow, exercising the muscles also encourages the lymphatic system to work a little harder, which means you’ll piss like a racehorse after the session anyway! Stick to a pint or so of water about half an hour before your session, it’s as simple as that.

Sound easy? Well it is, in fact, it’s almost as easy as picking up the phone and booking in for a session, today. Call us on the details below and schedule in for an hour of heaven with two of our beautiful, authentic, Asian masseuses- you won’t regret it!

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Tantric massage benefits: 9 reasons to make an appointment today

Five years ago, a crucial study found that massage actually does work in relieving muscle pain, which is particularly useful after a gruelling gym session that leaves you feeling drained and overworked. The study found that a mere 10 minutes was enough to reduce inflammation and help your body get on its way to Recovery Ville.

However, the benefits of a massage go far beyond easing aches, pains and strains. Aside from muscular ache, stress relief is one of the primary reasons people choose to get a massage. For decades, massage has been one of the leading therapies for busting stress. There is a growing body of research that suggests a hands-on rubdown is better than you might initially think.

1. Control anxiety and manage symptoms of depression

Massage is widely known to soothe anxiety and depression. There’s something so soothing and comforting about feeling someone else’s touch, whether it’s a simple pat on the shoulder, a bear hug or a massage. Massage, in particular, has been proven to lower levels of the hormone responsible for stress (cortisol), which results in a lifted mood and lowered blood pressure. Now, a tantric massage involves some sexual stimulation so this hormone is lowered even more. The pleasure neurotransmitter, dopamine, will be activated and serotonin will be released. Both of these work to boost and stabilise mood.

2. Soothes muscular and structural pain

According to Time.com, eight out of 10 Americans experience back pain that leaves them debilitated. A 2011 study found that a massage can help reduce pain and helps those who were suffering from it feel and function far better than those who didn’t have a massage. Massage has also been said to boost joint flexibility, ease stiffness and overall, promote a better range of motion.

3. Improve sleep quality

A massage is so relaxing that many people actually drift off while receiving one. Studies have investigated this, and found that it’s due to massage’s effect on delta waves, which are brain waves that are linked to deep sleep. A tantric massage is even better for that because people can experience sexual arousal and orgasms – the latter of which is said to boost sleep quality. This is due to the hormones released during orgasm which leave the person feeling so relaxed that they feel sleepy.

4. Boost your immune system

Multiple studies have found that massage therapy can actually help to boost the immune system’s functioning. One 2010 study discovered that massage seemed to increase the white blood cell count in the body. Scientists have theorised that it’s due to massage reducing the level of cortisol. Cortisol, which is the stress hormone, lowers the level of white blood cells, so by inhibiting cortisol production by keeping the person’s mood lifted, white blood cell production can run freely again. That’s why when you’re stressed, you are more susceptible to illness. The stress-relieving powers of a massage can help to boost your immune system and keep you healthy.

5. Beat mood swings

If you find yourself swinging from one mood to the next, a massage might help. Scores of studies have found that the mood-enhancing benefits of a massage can help to kick mood swings to the curb.

6. Boost alertness

A 1996 study conducted by the Touch Research Institute found that people who received a 15 minute chair massage were more alert and managed to complete a series of maths questions more quickly and accurately than those who didn’t. A tantric massage can be even better because studies have found that orgasms actually improve your concentration. Because you’re focused on achieving that orgasm, your brain works to concentrate on that goal and only that goal. The result? A more focused, alert mind.

7. Reduce headaches and migraines

Not only can massage ease muscle pain, but it can also reduce the intensity or completely ease headaches and migraines. According to WebMD and astudy conducted by TRI, a regular massage can actually reduce the frequency of migraines and the intensity of the pain. Another 2009 study discovered that a mere 30 minute massage can reduce the pain experienced by tension headaches and reducing the stress and anger caused by that pounding head. A tantric massage can take it further because orgasms and pleasure are natural cures for stress and headaches. Haven’t you ever tried to cure a migraine with sex?

8. Improve complexion

Tantric massage can have some beauty benefits too. The techniques boost blood flow, which encourages lymphatic drainage from the cells (moving toxins out of the body and nutrients in), plumps up loose, slack skin and adds vitality to a dull complexion. As for orgasms, that rush you feel is a rush of blood all through your body. Imagine the skin-related benefits you could experience with that!

9. Help with cancer treatments

Although it’s not the first therapy that might spring to mind when you think of cancer, the pleasurable benefits of a tantric massage can help to lift the moods of patients. This can relieve some of the psychological problems, such as anxiety and depression.

Where can I try a tantric massage?

If you’re interested in experiencing the benefits of a tantric massage, give our service a go. We offer a personalised massage service in central London, where you can change the experience to suit your needs. And if you can’t make it to our incall location, we also offer a flexible outcall service where the girl can bring the pleasure to you! It’s convenience and pleasure rolled into one easy service.

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The surprising benefits you can get with a prostate massage

The prostate is an organ that plays an important role in the male reproductive system. Located just below the bladder and in front of the rectum, this little walnut-shaped organ produces prostatic fluid, which is one of the main components of semen. Semen is important for male fertility. Without semen, the sperm cannot travel anywhere.

Now this gland is accessed via the anus and in conventional medicine, physicians diagnosed prostatic inflammations by performing digital rectal examinations. Prostatic health can be maintained by draining the gland. Also known as ‘milking the prostate’, this process can take some time and a trained professional to do it, but it is said to relieve certain painful symptoms of an inflamed prostate.

What happens during a prostate massage?

You might be feeling rather alarmed, considering this massage involves a finger penetrating the anus. Yes, we admit that it does sound intimidating. But let us explain further. A prostate massage involves the therapist using a well-lubricated gloved finger and slowly inserting it into the rectum. She will gently work her way up to the prostate gland and begin to slowly press, stroke and stimulate. A medical professional can do this, but an Asian massage specialist can also do this. And let’s face it, most of us would much rather a gorgeous oriental girl with sumptuous curves and soft hands do this than a stern-faced doctor in rubber gloves.

Typically, a prostate massage at an Asian parlour will begin with the therapist giving you a full body massage to help relax you. There’s nothing worse than being nervous before a prostate massage because you will unconsciously tense and clench your muscles, which can make the massage feel painful for you. Once you’re relaxed, the masseuse will slowly begin to arouse you. This will make the prostate massage more pleasant for you. She will slowly insert the lubricated finger into your rectum and gentle stroke your prostate gland. It may feel uncomfortable, but you will get used to it and when combined with a lingam massage, which is essentially a penis massage, and other erotic techniques, you will start to experience deep pleasure.

Now you know how famous and revered the female G-spot is, right? You know that women can experience full body orgasms when this precious spot is stimulated. But did you know that men also have this ability? Because yes, we too have a G-spot and that spot is also known as the prostate gland. When this spot is gently stroked as well as your penis, you can experience very powerful, sometimes explosive orgasms that leave you drained and intensely relaxed. Prostate stimulation can amplify orgasmic pleasure to levels you never would’ve believed. It’s said that women have stronger, more intense climaxes than men, but the prostate massage can make that more.

Does a prostate massage hurt?

We won’t lie to you – inserting anything into the anus will probably feel a little strange. You will probably feel discomfort for the first few minutes after the insertion. But the more relaxed you are, the less discomfort you will feel. That’s why the therapist starts with a full body or body to body massage to help relax you. It prepares your body and mind for the strange sensations, particularly if it’s your first time. Copious amounts of lube will be used so you don’t have to worry about friction. But the most important thing to remember is not to clench.

A lingam massage is a very popular therapy that is often incorporated into a prostate massage session. Essentially a massage that’s focused on the penis, a lingam masseuse knows all the tricks of the trade. She might even know how to manipulate your manhood and set your senses on fire better than you! She will use a variety of techniques to tease, arouse and keep you on the very edge of orgasm. When combined with prostate stimulation, your mind will go wild – you won’t know whether to concentrate on the insane sensations of your penis massage or your G-spot being stroked.

So about these benefits…

1. Reduces symptoms of prostatitis

Also known as the inflammation of the prostate gland, prostatitis is caused by a bacterial infection. With symptoms ranging from burning pains when urinating and poor urine flow to painful ejaculation, prostatitis is a lousy condition. A prostate massage can help drain some of the blocked, infected fluids that are causing the condition, and thus, eases the painful symptoms.

2. Eases painful ejaculation

Painful ejaculation is not what you want in life. Orgasms are meant to be pleasurable! This might happen when the ejaculatory duct is blocked or the prostate is inflamed. A prostate massage can help reduce the inflammation by releasing the infected and built-up fluids inside the gland. Painful ejaculation can also be a result of tight pelvic floor muscles, which is sometimes a symptom of prostate infections. Prostate massage manipulates these muscles, and this can ease some of that pain.

3. Improves erectile dysfunction

Okay we admit. There haven’t been many studies proving that prostate massage can improve erectile function, but every doctor we’ve ever spoken to or read about in articles have said that it does help, somehow. By milking the prostate, the pressure placed on the surrounding vessels are eased and blood flow is improved. Because erections are the result of blood flow, any boosted flow can potentially lead to better and stronger boners.

4. Soothes painful urination

Urine should flow out in a steady, painless stream. But when you have a swollen prostate, the bladder can be irritated, which causes the flow through the urethra to be affected. It might be slower or even cut off completely. When the prostate is drained, inflammation is decreased and the irritation is reduced, which returns urine flow to normal. A prostate massage also manipulates the pelvis floor muscles. These muscles contract and relax during urination so by exercising them, you may see your urine flow improved.

Where can I get a prostate massage?

Prostate massage is available in most places – from doctor’s and nurse’s offices to massage parlours. We recommend a massage parlour, because the therapists can provide a more pleasurable service than a methodical procedure from a medical professional. We offer a flexible Asian massage service in London, with therapists who are trained in a variety of styles including prostate.

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3 reasons why getting a Happy Ending massage can mend your broken heart

 

If there’s one thing we all have in common, it’s that we’ve all been through a break-up. We all know what it feels like to live with a broken heart- if you can class it as ‘living’, that is. They’re painful in every sense of the word, and are all consuming like a terminal illness with no end in sight. It’s true what they say: time is the biggest healer, but how are we meant to cope in the meantime? How can we speed up the process and minimise the damage as much as possible? Obviously, the internet has the answer; or several, for that matter. There are plenty of useful actions, techniques and activities out there that could help to piece together your shattered soul little by little. Exercising, Yoga, keeping a diary, filling your house with flowers, wearing bright clothes, taking up a hobby; the list is endless. However, not everyone possesses that ‘get up and go’ attitude. Not everyone has their head above water. So, the real question is: how do you get over a broken heart with doing next to nothing? Believe it or not, we may have a solution; as unconventional as it may be.

Get a Happy Ending massage; and get one as soon as possible. This may seem a little out-there, but here me out. There is logic behind the madness. Happy Ending massage is fenced by a sea of negative stigmas; but the reality is far from that. Happy Ending massage isn’t sleazy or illegal, it is an ancient ritual designed for holistic well-being. Happy Ending massage is healing in more ways than one, and it could be thread you’ve been looking for to sew up your wounded ego. Don’t believe us? Well, here are 5 reasons why Happy Ending massage could help to resuscitate your lifeless heart:

Happy ending massage teaches mindfulness

Lost already? Don’t worry; you’re not the only person who’s never stumbled across this phrase before. Essentially, mindfulness is the awareness of one’s self and one’s thoughts, and how these can impact our emotions. Professor Mark Williams, Oxford Mindfulness Centre’s former director said that mindfulness is knowing exactly what is going on inside of ourselves. He said:

“It’s easy to stop noticing the world around us and it’s easy to lose touch with the way our bodies are feeling. We end up living in our own heads and get caught up with our thoughts, without realising how much they drive or behaviour and emptions.”

To summarise, mindfulness is the ability to have power over your emotions. It is a way of controlling negative thoughts and not allowing them to control our lives. Happy Ending massages teach mindfulness, because they force people to open up their souls- revealing both positive and negative chakras (energies). Happy ending masseuses teach their client’s how to control their breathing, and show them how to become aware. Being fully aware of one’s emotions makes managing those feeling’s easier- thus allowing us to banish negative ones. If you’re going through a break up, achieving mindfulness might just be what you need to ‘let go’ of your relationship, and to begin the next chapter of your life. After all, you’ll never move on if you’re holding onto the past.

Happy ending lingam massage is unbelievably relaxing

Truly switching off and relaxing is almost impossible during times of turmoil. Mental pain is relentless and unforgiving, and infects the mind like a parasite. To be honest, finding the time to relax during normal day-to-day life is hard enough, so how are we expected to do so when emotions are running twice as high? One of the main selling features of a Happy Ending massage is its unparalleled way of relaxing participants. Happy Ending masseuses combine expert technique and special breathing techniques to descend subjects into euphoric states of relaxation. Unlike mindfulness, relaxation has the opposite destination. It does not make you aware of your conscious feelings; rather, it accessing the unconscious.  The unconscious is an area of the mind that represses harmful memories and emotions. Although these are not consciously recognised, they are there- and they do impact our emotions. Relaxation unearths unconscious emotions and exterminates the weed at the root. Relaxation allows people to tackle and overcome their biggest fears; but without realising it! Perhaps your breakup isn’t the only problem bogging you down. Perhaps it goes a little deeper than that. Get a Happy Ending massage and find out what stopping you from moving forward.

 

They will boost your confidence

Feeling like crap after a break-up is natural. No matter how amicable your split may have been, it’s always a knock to the ego- period. Overcoming a broken heart is like a journey of self-discovery, one that relies on re-discovering a sense of confidence. No, before you start- we do not mean the confidence to hit on women in a bar. We mean the confidence of self-worth. Although Happy Ending massages are stereotypically sleazy, they’re actually great for a confidence boost. Happy Ending masseuses don’t just dive in to the dirty right away- they teach their clients how to love their bodies and themselves as a whole. Every touch, every stoke and every caress is intimate and loving and gives people the chance to feel happy once again. Unbeknown to most, experiencing an orgasm is imperative for our health, both mentally and physically. Yes, Happy Ending massages are sexual in nature, but why is that a bad thing? Experiencing pleasure encourages the release of hormones in the body, such as Serotonin and Oxytocin which naturally make us feel happier. Orgasms strengthen the immune system, those making us less susceptible illness, and making us feel more energetic. Happy Ending massages are a modern day medicine for the mind- body and soul- so why not give it a try and see if it works for you?

Ultimately, you’re going to overcome your heart break in a way that you know best. However, don’t beat yourself up- and don’t dwell on the past. Treat yourself to a Happy Ending massage, even if it is just to ‘let your hair down’. It might be just what you need to kick-start your post-break-up recovery.

So, if you think getting a Happy Ending lingam massage in London by an expert is just what you need, then call us on 07818115239 and visit http://www.happy-massage.co.uk/lingam-service/