The story of our one masseuse – Lisa

 

Erotic massages and sex work is highly frowned upon by many people in society, probably due to religious morals passed down through the centuries. However in an era where we practice freedom of speech and women are gaining more power than ever before, why can’t people understand “My body is my body, I can use it how I like?” The same way in which you respect a woman if they decide to abstain from sex, you should also respect women who decide to use it to make money if that is what they want to do.

Of course, forced sex and prostitution is a whole other thing. I do not agree with women participating in sex if it not what she wants as a woman should have complete ownership of her own body at all times. However, I will share my story with you and how I became an erotic masseuse and the trial and tribulations I face with my job.

I first began working as a masseuse when I was sixteen, in my home country of Japan. I needed some extra money as I was a typical teenage girl and loved to shop. A local massage parlour had a job going to help give sports massages to local athletes and although I was no trained to do this, I quickly picked it up and a lot of gymnasts, runners and footballers asked for me to give them sports massages on their muscles. My boss noticed my natural talent and suggested that I apply for massage therapy school and become professionally trained. I had never really thought about what I wanted to do in the future, however the idea of being a masseuse seemed great. I got some references from my boss and also a few of my clients and to my surprise I managed to get into one of the most elite massage therapy schools in Tokyo! I was very pleased with myself and it gave me the motivation to work extremely hard. I knew it would be difficult to leave my small village and family and move to a large city where I don’t know anyone but I knew I had a talent and that it would be shame for it to go to waste.

The massage therapy school was a beautiful building quite close to the city centre in Tokyo and around a 15 minute walk from my new apartment. All of the students there were so beautiful and came from Japan, China and Korea. Our teachers were also kind and friendly and looked like models, they had been masseuses for years and had shared their skills all over Asia. However, I knew I wanted more than that and I told myself that one day I would travel to Europe and become a masseuse in London. Classes were early and we worked the whole way into the night, we also had placements and had to work for many long hours unpaid with very rude and strange customers. What kept me going was my passion and love for what I do, ad seeing how the customer would look a lot happier when they left my massage session. Finally the time had come for me to graduate and I passed with flying colours, London here I come!

When I arrived in London I found a nice and affordable apartment in Marylebone with a lovely Chinese girl who also happened to be a masseuse. I luckily got a job in a posh spa resort in South Kensington which was not too far from the flat. However, after the first few weeks my boss stared to become very unpleasant with me and did not like the massage styles and techniques that I was using, even though the clients seemed to enjoy them. She treated me differently from the other English masseuses and I felt very alone and sad.

I expressed my problems to my house mate who told me that they were actually looking for a new masseuse at her job and that I would be perfect for it. I had not asked her much about her job because she worked quite late into the night so I did not see her that often and when I did ask she seemed quite hesitant.

She then told me that she wasn’t just any type of masseuse but an erotic masseuse. I was a bit judgemental of her at the beginning but when she explained to me how our genitals are just another part of our body and should not miss out on a massage as they hold the key to a lot of relieve and happiness I knew that I wanted to give it a go. I was slightly nervous at the beginning but my first client was nice and I could see that he was stressed with a lot of tension and sadness. I try to make each session as individual as possible to give each client exactly what they want and fulfil their needs and desires. Most of my customers are very nice and respectful towards me and the others are not.

As we are open until 3am, many customers come in quite late at the weekend and are intoxicated with alcohol. When a customer is very drunk we do not provide them with our erotic services as they are in a vulnerable state. This makes some of them very mad and angry and they can call us very hurtful names like “slut” or “prostitute”. When I try to explain to them that they should not speak to a professional worker like this they tell me “go get a real job”. This upsets me a lot as I have worked incredibly hard for my profession and have left my family, friends, country to travel half way across the world just to help the gentlemen of Europe. A lot of them come specifically to me as they want an authentic Asian tantric or erotic massage so it is harsh when they disrespect me and my services.

As much as it is hard to receive negative comments like this, it only pushes me to work harder. After all I do love my job!

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If you would like to meet Lisa and receive your dream service from her, call us on 07818115239. Or find out more about erotic hotel massage in London here. 

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Things to do in London – Get an Erotic Massage!

Looking for tips for things to do in London? The U.K’s capital is a hub for excitement, diversity and entertainment with a never ending list of things to do and see. It boasts some of the world’s most famous buildings, museums, galleries, restaurants and music scenes. It is a highly international city, filled with culture and thousands of people from around the world calling it their home. But it does offer something else that could be the extra cherry on the top for your weekend break away, countless happy ending erotic massage parlours!

Yes you heard me right – London has some of the best rated erotic massage parlours and most highly trained masseuse’s right in the heart of city. The services are 100% authentic with beautiful Oriental massage therapists hailing from Japan, China and Korea. They were specially trained in some of the best massage therapy schools in the East and have brought their eccentric skills and techniques to please and pleasure the gentlemen of London.

The girls are not only highly technically trained, but they also have the personalities to match. They are warm, caring and very sweet – making you feel at ease. They help bring you into a state of relaxation, forgetting all your stress and worries while you lie back and enjoy being carefree. They use their small, soft hands to caress every area of your body, bringing you to arousal. Their natural physiques are model-like, and there is always a good variety of girls, so whether you like slim, curvy, busty, petite or tall girls, you can pick your preference. Each of them have a specific type of massage hat they specify in, so you know that you are getting a 5* version of the happy ending erotic therapeutic massage and it will be the best one you receive in London.

There are various different type of erotic massages in London that you can get;

    • Nuru massage
    • Prostate massage
    • Lingam massage
    • Body to Body massage
    • Soapy shower massage
    • Tantric Massage
    • Happy ending erotic massage

So no matter what sort of massage you prefer, they can cater to your individual desires and needs. It could be a great end to your tiring tourist day, and let you wind back and relax after enjoying all the other things that London has to offer. A happy ending erotic massage will help your trip be a memorable one and give you a huge reason to come back and visit London again and again.

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Erotic Massage Chelsea

Do you call the SW10 postcode home or are you staying in the lavish London suburb while you’re on a business trip? Then an erotic massage in Chelsea supplies everything you need to switch off from the bustles of the capital that never sleeps.

Chelsea is the perfect place to experience an erotic massage. The upmarket area boasts an extravagant array of townhouses which on the upper floors sits the most superior massage parlours London has to offer. The salons are super discreet, professional and host the best therapists in the business.

The Happy Massage parlour in Chelsea open its doors between 10am to 3am, seven days a week. So if you want to start your day off with a bang (literally), feeling cheeky on your lunch break or need to de-stress after a long day in the office then we are the answer for you.

Our Chelsea salon hosts a variety of therapists from China, Japan and Korea. The gorgeous masseuses may range in age, but they all blessed with stunning oriental features and voluptuous figures. If you want a sophisticated, youthful pocket rocket or a sexy mature lady then we have an escort who fulfils your wildest fantasies and more.

Here in Chelsea, we have a range of erotic massage therapies for you to sample. Choose from a naughty Nuru massage, a soothing sensual or spine-tingling body to body. We also proudly offer the happy ending package and the full service. Sessions are available for as little as £120ph. The good news is that we can tailor any of our sessions to suit your desires, needs and cravings.

We understand that many of our clients have various work commitments and hectic schedules. Therefore we have an outcall service which runs in the Chelsea and Kensington area. Simply drop us a text or call with your name and full address. We promise to have a masseuse with you in less than 45 minutes.

To find out more about the best erotic massage in Chelsea or to book a session today then contact our booking team on 07818115239. We can’t wait to whisk you away to a seventh heaven in seconds.

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There’s a place – Sensual Adult poem

There’s a place

 

When it’s been raining all day
And you’ve just been paid
But can’t shake the grey
When there’s no friend to call

When you’re thinking of hitting the bottle
In your flat with nobody
Porn hub no longer makes you feel fuzzy
You’re starting to think you feel nothing

Can’t even remember the last girl
That made your head spin
Let alone played with your bits
You get yourself on tinder

It’s not even like you’re interested
Too busy for a fling
Gotta be in work first thing
And then there’s the meetings

The meetings and meetings
You just want someone to make you feel
Make you feel something real
Get you hot and panting

No strings
Is there such a thing?
You walk the streets of London town
Your phone strapped to your hand

And notice a little window
With lights giving a warm glow
You push open the door
Not really sure

But a sense you must
Like your life depends on it
Greeted by a woman
Hands soft like silk

She asks what she can help you with
And your voice is lost, you choke
But her eyes are warm
And her smile isn’t a joke

So you tell her you’ve been feeling low
No, you tell her
Worse than low
You’ve been feeling nothing at all

It’s like the worlds been moving
And you’ve been left out
You can’t shake it
This sense of sad, of dread

And you shake your head
Apologise for your outburst
But she holds her hand out in front of her
Tells you to sit down in a chair

Promises she has the answer
She leaves the room
Leaves you alone
You sit tapping your shoe

Messing with your phone
And just like that she’s back
A girl with her too
She’s young and she’s pretty

And her eyes are on you
The woman introduces her
Says this is your masseuse
She’s trained in a mystic art

She knows how to take your pain
She know how to warm your heart
And you stop for a second
Not sure what to do

You’ve heard of these places
And they’re not really for you
But the woman seem to know
And they give you a smile

That makes you feel nice
You shrug and say why not
Let’s give it a shot
The girl leads through to the backroom

Her touch is so delicate
Her attention all on you
You feel things you never knew
You cry like a baby

And she holds you
You get hot and ready
And she accepts you
Your skin is electric

Shivers down your spine
You walk out of there
Feeling like you could fly
It’s like the clouds have parted

The suns in the sky
You feel so alive
And you’re happy
With a new lease on life

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Why you should get an erotic massage before a long flight

When you think of relaxation, you might picture yourself lying on a white sand beach, a novel in your lap and a tall cocktail or beer sweating in your hand. Or maybe you’re staying in a rustic log cabin for the weekend, looking out on a picturesque mountaintop. Whatever your dream location may be, in order to get to it, you’ll have to leave the country because let’s face it – England is a pretty dreary place with no mountains or white sand beaches. And we all know that the best places to truly get away are only accessible by plane. But alas! Airports are a stressful place and planes are no better, despite being the gateway to the peaceful havens you’re craving.

When you arrive at the airport, you might be faced with packs of bumbling tourists and angry parents dragging their crying children. While you’re waiting for the queues to die down and the tantrums to fade out, you might feel your own tensions rising. And let’s not forget actually sitting on the plane. Unless you’re privileged enough to afford business or first class, you’ll be squished into a tiny seat in economy and subject to the plastic airplane food. So what can you do to make the journey a little more bearable?

Massage therapy is known to be one of the best ways to relieve stress. Massage is the stress-relieving go-to for many of the rich and famous. Scientists have deduced that the combination of soft strokes, skin-to-skin contact and the scented oils reduce levels of stress, physically and mentally. Certain oils such as lavender, patchouli and ylang ylang are particularly renowned for the soothing benefits they have on the mind. The actual techniques used in a massage work to ease knots and tension out of the muscle fibres. When you’re stressed, you subconsciously tense your muscles which lead to aches and tenderness. A pre-flight massage can undo all of that.

A pre-flight massage is an ideal way to unwind, relax and ease some of the stress and nerves that you’ve built up before your trip. It can help you shift into a truly relaxed mind-set – ready for your holiday.

Normally, most people would opt for a full body Swedish or deep tissue massage. Some might even decide to get a specialised massage, which focuses on certain areas that are known to collect tension and have sluggish blood circulation such as the neck, back or feet. If you’re looking to really kickback and ensure that you have a truly relaxed journey, you should think about trying an erotic massage.

Now hold up. Before you start making any assumptions, an erotic massage isn’t necessarily the salacious thing that sleazy businessmen and non-committal males turn to when they’re craving a woman’s touch. An erotic massage is about so much more than that. Contrary to popular belief, an erotic massage is about more than pleasure. Although the happy ending, which is a well-known euphemism for an orgasm, often plays a central role in an erotic massage, the orgasmic release isn’t actually the goal. An orgasm is just a welcome side effect. Instead, the release of inhibitions and stresses is the goal.

When you experience pleasure, a part of your brain lights up and you associate the act that’s responsible for the pleasure with happiness. And we all know that happiness is pretty much the opposite of stress. Do we even know anyone who is happy and stressed at the same time? Exactly. As for an orgasm, have you ever noticed that after you have one, you feel content, satisfied and blissfully relaxed? That’s due to the cocktail of endorphins and feel-good hormones that are released during the orgasm. These hormones flood your bloodstream, sending signals to your brain to stabilise mood, promote relaxation and reduce levels of the stress hormone. What better way to de-stress than to have a happy ending massage before a long-haul flight in economy?

There are other reasons why erotic massages are ideal before a flight. Massage helps to promote blood circulation and kick-start your body’s natural detoxing abilities. Various professionals might advise that you avoid caffeine and alcohol 24 hours before your flight, but detoxing and staying hydrated is extremely important as well. A massage uses techniques that push your blood around your body, which boosts the nutrients getting into your cells and promotes the removal of waste products leaving them. An erotic massage is even more effective with this as the masseuse can stimulate every part of your body, sexual as well as non-sexual. And we all know that sexual arousal causes blood rushes.

So the bottom line is, massage therapy is probably one of the best ways to de-stress before a flight. An erotic massage can leave you even more blissfully relaxed. If you’re interested in a happy ending, we offer outcall service to most areas in central and Greater London, including Heathrow Airport. From just £160 an hour, you can breeze through airport security with a genuine smile on your face. More information about Outcall Massage London is here – http://www.happy-massage.co.uk/outcall-service/

Why you need to treat yourself to a sensual massage this Christmas

Christmas, a time for over-indulging, endless presents and copious Santa movies -despite being the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ the build-up to the special day can be immensely stressful and can take its toll on us mentally and physically. So, next time you find yourself unable to move on Oxford Street or be halted in an endless queue in Harrods butchers, take a break from your Christmas shopping and visit our parlour for a sensual massage. The super soothing bodywork navigates your body and mind into a euphoria of sexual serenity (a far cry from the stresses of London’s bustling festive scene!) here is why you NEED to treat yourself to a sensual massage this Christmas.

Reduces your stress

Did we order enough turkey? Will the kids like their presents? And how are we going to cook Christmas dinner for so many people? Are just a few common stresses leading up to Christmas. Despite a large glass of mulled wine and a minced pie taking our minds off our festive niggles, it doesn’t compare to a massage. Massage is known for being AMAZING for stress relief, with the power of sensual strokes are even better.

Just like popular massage styles, sensual massage begins with the masseuse rubbing her tantalising dainty finger tips all over your less sensitive areas including your neck, back and shoulders. Using soothing strokes, the therapist is able to break down stress adhesions and eliminate the stress hormone, cortisol. You might moan with pleasure, but believe me – the main stress relief hasn’t started yet!

Unlike most massage styles, during a sensual experience there is nothing off limits. Meaning the masseuse is happy to massage you anywhere and we mean anywhere! Watch as she transitions to caress your inner thighs before edging closer and closer to your most intimate areas. Take a deep breath as she traces circular motions all over your lingam, making it harder and harder. A spine-tingling and toe-curling happy ending is always guaranteed with one of our sensual massages. Nothing compares to an orgasm for stress relief. While climaxing the feel good hormone oxytocin is released, with eliminates all the festive stress which has built up and promotes good mood.

Boosts your immune system

When we are feeling stressed, our immune system weakens, Christmas stress is no exception! Also, during the ‘most wonderful time of the year’ colds and flus are everywhere, making it very difficult in avoiding getting ill. This is where a sensual massage can help. A university study by Wilkes found that people who have regular orgasms have a 30% increase in immunoglobulin A, which helps to strengthen immunity and weakens your chances of becoming ill this Christmas. Who knew orgasms could do more than feel DAMN good?

Eases your headaches

Screaming children, people running in every direction and the constant endurance of traffic can make Christmas shopping in London a nightmare on Elm Street rather than a Fairy tale of New York. When many of us are stressed the headaches begin! However, instead of running to the nearest Boots for a packet of paracetamol then you should try a sensual massage.

By performing slow, soft and gentle glides the masseuse is able release endorphins, which act as the body’s natural painkillers. Endorphins masks the pain signals from the entering the central nervous system. Many migraine studies have shown massage to work extremely complementary in aiding stress relief. But sensual massage goes one step further! A 2013 study by the University of Munster in Germany found that two thirds of headache sufferers found sexual activity to be more effective at relieving headaches than medication.

Could we give you any more reason to get a sensual massage? Well, we think we can!

Burns the Christmas calories

Mince pies, pigs in blankets and Ferrero rochers – we all are guilty of overindulging during the Christmas period! However, don’t complain about putting on extra few pounds and get a sensual massage! Yes, massage can actually help to burn the calories. Kicking back and relax as one of our oriental girls performs long, gentle and gliding strokes all over your naked body burns 80 calories per hour. And even better, when the masseuse gets down to the raunchy business the calories burn even more!

According to experts, making sexual activity hot and last is INCREDIBLE at busting your Christmas timber. So, what more could you want than a slow and soothing sensual massage, which builds the tension through the roof? Opt for the full service and you will burn a staggering 288 calories per hour. Or, if you’re feeling extra naughty then be sure to moan and groan. After all, it not only enhances your pleasure but can help lose an extra 30 calories!

Who said you had to feel guilty for that extra helping of Christmas puddings?

Feeling stressed this Christmas or fancy treating yourself to the most pleasurable present yet? Be sure to book a sensual massage here at Happy Massage. Our hot oriental goddesses can’t wait to do more than jingle your bells this festive period!

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Why a happy ending massage is an experience everyone needs to try

Everyone who’s ever watched porn or is even just a little bit savvy on sex-related topics will have heard of a happy ending before. In case you haven’t, a happy ending is a euphemism for an orgasm, so a happy ending massage is a massage that ends in an orgasm. Happy ending massages are famous in red light districts, particularly in Asia.

Because of the sexual nature of a happy ending massage, many people are united in the belief that the practice is a form of prostitution. In reality, the happy ending is offered as an optional extra after the massage and so, is a consensual act between two adults rather than a business transaction.

There is a modern day witch hunt for erotic massages and parlours which offer happy endings. In many countries, there are very strict regulations on massage therapy as it’s so physical in nature. Erotic masseuses are not generally viewed as licensed massage therapists even if they have all the proper qualifications and training. This negative view of happy ending massages often mean that the benefits are overlooked. And regardless of where you might sit on the happy ending landscape and what your thoughts are, massages and orgasms have many benefits.

The many benefits of a happy ending massage

Massages are known for their relaxing benefits. There are countless news articles and blog posts that have documented the physical and psychological benefits of a massage. A 2012 study published in the Science Translational Medicine discovered that a 10 minute Swedish massage helped to significantly reduce inflammation in muscles. But the benefits go beyond soothing aches, pains and strains. There is an increasing body of research that suggests the benefits of a deep tissue rubdown go beyond reducing stress. A massage is even better for you than you might originally think.

Helps with anxiety and depression

Because a massage is so relaxing in nature, it can help to soothe deep stress, anxiety and even depression. Massages reduce the levels of the stress hormone cortisol in the body. This boosts spirits and overall mood as well as lowering blood pressure. This can also increase the levels of serotonin and dopamine, which have been linked to depression. The pleasurable nature of a happy ending means even more dopamine is released as well as other feel-good hormones. When you orgasm, your body releases endorphins like oxytocin and prolactin. These hormones work to improve and stabilise mood, promoting an overall positive state of mind.

Reduces pain and joint stiffness

A 2011 study found that massage helped people who were suffering from pain feel and work better in comparison to people who didn’t receive any massage. The lead author of the study later said in a press release: “We found the benefits of massage are about as strong as those reported for other effective treatments [like] medications, acupuncture, exercise and yoga.” Massage has also been found to reduce joint stiffness and improve range of motion in people with osteoarthritis. The happy ending associated in an erotic massage releases feel-good hormones which help to reduce the intensity of pains and aches.

Eases insomnia

If you’ve ever found yourself drifting off during a massage or even while a hairdresser is massaging your head with shampoo at the sink, you won’t need much convincing that a massage can help with sleep problems. According to Health Magazine, numerous studies have investigated this link and found that massage affects delta waves, which are brain waves that are connected to deep sleep. Plus, have you ever noticed how relaxed, refreshed and sleepy you feel after a good orgasm? This is because of the sudden boost in oxytocin and prolactin – hormones that leave you feeling calm and relaxed, which just so happens to be two of the best states for falling asleep in. A happy ending massage can give you a very intense orgasm that blasts your insomnia out of the water.

Boosts immunity

Many studies have linked massage to improving the immune system. A 2010 study found massage actually increased levels of white blood cells in the body. The stress hormone cortisol is said to reduce levels of white blood cells and as massage reduces stress, it makes sense that the therapy can boost the immune system’s function. A happy ending massage is even more pleasurable than your ordinary massage, so you can expect to feel even freer from the clutches of stress. When you orgasm, your body naturally releases hormones that work to improve mood and reduce stress, which in turn, reduces the levels of the white blood cell attacking cortisol.

Helps with PMS

Ladies, rejoice! Several small studies have found massage reduces particular symptoms of PMS, including bloating, cramps and mood swings. It’s also well-known that orgasms can reduce these symptoms, particularly cramps.

Raises alertness

A 1996 Touch Research Institute (TRI) study gave participants a 15 minute massage and found that they become more alert and completed a set of maths questions more quickly and accurately. Orgasms stimulate brain activity by getting your heart racing and blood flowing, which sends a sudden surge of nutrients to your brain. Orgasms have also been linked to improving concentration. When you focus on a singular goal, you can improve your concentration and attention span.

Reduces headaches and migraines

Massage can ease the pain of headaches and migraines. According to WebMD and TRI, regular sessions can reduce the number of migraines suffered and limit the pain intensity. A 2009 study found massage reduced pain for people with tension headaches and lowered the associated stress. There is also evidence to suggest orgasms also play a role due to the release of endorphins and oxytocin.

Brightens skin and complexion

Believe it or not, some strokes and prods in the right places can even make you more beautiful. In 2011, Lady Gaga told Elle Magazine that she kept her skin flawless by having orgasms and dermatologists have backed this up. When you orgasm, you increase blood flow to the skin, open up blood vessels and get that flushed glow. But it’s not just that. During the lead-up to an orgasm, your body releases DHEA, a steroid hormone, and human growth hormone which work to keep the skin supple and elastic. When combined with a massage, which boosts blood circulation, improves lymphatic drainage of toxins from cells and brightens up a dull skin complexion and limp hair, you really can get flawless skin.

Helps people undergoing treatment for serious illnesses e.g. cancer

Because of the many above-mentioned benefits, massage can be especially helpful for people who have and are undergoing treatment for serious conditions such as cancer. Studies have found massage can relieve fatigue, pain, stress, anxiety, insomnia, depression and nausea in cancer patients.

Make you more confident

Because of all the endorphins and hormones released, stimulated brain activity and glowing skin, you’re left feeling content and confident. People who are sexually satisfied usually feel better about themselves in the long-run.

There you go – 10 reasons why a happy ending massage is something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetimes. Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it! If you’d like to take the plunge, we offer a range of erotic Asian massages with happy ending from £120 incall and £140 outcall. Don’t wait, your dream happy ending massage in London is only a call away! 07818115239 Visit http://www.happy-massage.co.uk/happy-ending-service/ for more details.