Incall vs. Outcall; A Guide to why an erotic outcall massage is better in London

There are very few things that are better than being surrounded by the comfort and warmness of your own home after a long hard day a work, and there is also no better feeling than being aroused and having your body worshipped by a beautiful woman. So why not combine the two and get an outcall erotic massage to your home, office or even your hotel room?

The stress of everyday life can more than often take its toll on both your body and your mind, and many of us wish we could push a big red button and escape from it all. An erotic massage is one way to do this, even more so if you have an outcall one. Of course, incall massages are equally as pleasing of an experience, but outcall massages give you that extra little bit of heaven. Both have their pros and cons, but all in all outcall is often the more desirable option, and here is why;

  • The obvious reason an outcall erotic massage may be more appealing is the comfort factor. An erotic massage should be a relaxing, pleasurable and mind-blowing experience for you. It is a lot easier to reach these feelings if you are in your own home, hotel room or office because you automatically feel more at ease due to your familiar surroundings. You can use your own shower and towels beforehand and after, you can use your own bathroom and you also have access to fresh and clean clothes after you are done.
  • It is a whole lot more convenient for you! All you have to do is pick up the phone and make a booking or send a quick email with your desired service and time, and the girl of your choice will make her way to you. You don’t have to plan your trip to a parlour or pay for travel, you simply make a booking and wait for a beautiful woman to turn up. This is especially easy for you if you are visiting the city and don’t know your way around. This convenience also means a stress free booking for you, which allows you to sit back and relax until the girl arrives.
  • If you decide to have an outcall to your own home you are in control of the temperature, the lighting, and even the scents that you want to make your experience that little bit more sensual. You can dim the lights, light up a scented candle and play some seductive music to get you into the mood.
  • Although in terms of price an outcall is generally more expensive than an incall booking, it is better value for your money. The main reason it is more expensive is that the masseuse has to factor in her time, her travel costs, the distance she is travelling and then there is the standard pricing of the actual masseuse and her skill. However, all the girls that get sent to do the outcall bookings are highly trained and worth the extra money. The masseuse acknowledges that you have chosen an outcall and uses her sensual touch to make sure you receive an intimate and climaxing body to body experience that you won’t forget.
  • The outcall option is often a lot more discreet for many. Instead of being seen going into a parlour or in a certain area, an outcall erotic massage allows you to stay indoors and is often a lot more private and secure for you. It is a very intimate experience and a lot of people want to keep it that way, an outcall erotic massage is the perfect way to do so.
  • One of the great things about an outcall booking is you can get it to a hotel room. Whether you are visiting the city briefly or want a taste of the lavish lifestyle, outcall massage services to your hotel room adds to that luxury. If you are staying in a fancy hotel with a huge bed and silky sheets, why not make the most of it and get the girl to come to you.
  • Outcall masseuses typically work late which means that you can be a lot more flexible with your time. So whether you want one when you get in from work, or perhaps after a night out in town, they will come to you and provide you with special treatment that will leave you very satisfied.

All in all, outcall massage London services have their own unique benefits that are hard to match. They are hassle-free and make the time before, during and after the massage an easier and more relaxed experience. All you have to do is make the booking and enjoy a stimulating and erotic experience from a stunning woman who knows exactly how to tend to your every need. Visit out outcall massage London page to find out more.

What your massage therapist might say to you and what they REALLY mean

Massages are wonderful experiences we often seek when we are stressed out at work, a birthday treat or just fancy some extra TLC. While therapists are easy going and aren’t shy when it comes to working with our bodies, some people choose to ignore the standard massage etiquette. However, they’re professionals and won’t always tell you if you’ve pissed them off. So here are some of the things you therapist might say to you and what they REALLY mean.

What they say: So you’re fifteen minutes because the traffic is bad? Not to worry!

What they really think: Damn, this has completely ruined my schedule. How am I going to fit in Shelley, Kirsty and Peter in before lunch? AND have time to give my hands a break?

What they say: Let it all hang out, it’s nothing we’ve not seen before!

What they really think: Oh my, is his dick out? This is too much for a Wednesday morning.

What they say: Don’t apologise for not shaving your legs!

What they really think: Well, you could have made a bit of an effort. If your boyfriend doesn’t want to touch your hairy legs then neither do I!

What they say: And you’ve not showered either, don’t worry we all have those days!

What they really think: Well, this just gets worse…

What they say: Don’t apologise for not speaking, just lie there and relax while I soothe your body and mind!

What they really think: Am I hurting them? Are they even enjoying it? Shall I stop? Come on, give me something to play with!

What they say: Nice perfume/aftershave! What is it?

What they really think: God that’s strong! Are they trying to kill me by scent? Now I’ve got a headache…

What they say: Erections are completely normal! Just let me grab that towel to cover it…

What they really think: Have I made him hard? Ok this is awkward. Where do I put my damn eyes?

What they say: Ah a fart! Don’t worry, we’re all human.

What they really think: YUK!

What they say: Hope you’ve had a lovely massage, can’t wait for you to come again.

What they really think: Well after all I’ve had to put up with an NO tip? Never again please.

 

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Why you should get an erotic massage before a long flight

When you think of relaxation, you might picture yourself lying on a white sand beach, a novel in your lap and a tall cocktail or beer sweating in your hand. Or maybe you’re staying in a rustic log cabin for the weekend, looking out on a picturesque mountaintop. Whatever your dream location may be, in order to get to it, you’ll have to leave the country because let’s face it – England is a pretty dreary place with no mountains or white sand beaches. And we all know that the best places to truly get away are only accessible by plane. But alas! Airports are a stressful place and planes are no better, despite being the gateway to the peaceful havens you’re craving.

When you arrive at the airport, you might be faced with packs of bumbling tourists and angry parents dragging their crying children. While you’re waiting for the queues to die down and the tantrums to fade out, you might feel your own tensions rising. And let’s not forget actually sitting on the plane. Unless you’re privileged enough to afford business or first class, you’ll be squished into a tiny seat in economy and subject to the plastic airplane food. So what can you do to make the journey a little more bearable?

Massage therapy is known to be one of the best ways to relieve stress. Massage is the stress-relieving go-to for many of the rich and famous. Scientists have deduced that the combination of soft strokes, skin-to-skin contact and the scented oils reduce levels of stress, physically and mentally. Certain oils such as lavender, patchouli and ylang ylang are particularly renowned for the soothing benefits they have on the mind. The actual techniques used in a massage work to ease knots and tension out of the muscle fibres. When you’re stressed, you subconsciously tense your muscles which lead to aches and tenderness. A pre-flight massage can undo all of that.

A pre-flight massage is an ideal way to unwind, relax and ease some of the stress and nerves that you’ve built up before your trip. It can help you shift into a truly relaxed mind-set – ready for your holiday.

Normally, most people would opt for a full body Swedish or deep tissue massage. Some might even decide to get a specialised massage, which focuses on certain areas that are known to collect tension and have sluggish blood circulation such as the neck, back or feet. If you’re looking to really kickback and ensure that you have a truly relaxed journey, you should think about trying an erotic massage.

Now hold up. Before you start making any assumptions, an erotic massage isn’t necessarily the salacious thing that sleazy businessmen and non-committal males turn to when they’re craving a woman’s touch. An erotic massage is about so much more than that. Contrary to popular belief, an erotic massage is about more than pleasure. Although the happy ending, which is a well-known euphemism for an orgasm, often plays a central role in an erotic massage, the orgasmic release isn’t actually the goal. An orgasm is just a welcome side effect. Instead, the release of inhibitions and stresses is the goal.

When you experience pleasure, a part of your brain lights up and you associate the act that’s responsible for the pleasure with happiness. And we all know that happiness is pretty much the opposite of stress. Do we even know anyone who is happy and stressed at the same time? Exactly. As for an orgasm, have you ever noticed that after you have one, you feel content, satisfied and blissfully relaxed? That’s due to the cocktail of endorphins and feel-good hormones that are released during the orgasm. These hormones flood your bloodstream, sending signals to your brain to stabilise mood, promote relaxation and reduce levels of the stress hormone. What better way to de-stress than to have a happy ending massage before a long-haul flight in economy?

There are other reasons why erotic massages are ideal before a flight. Massage helps to promote blood circulation and kick-start your body’s natural detoxing abilities. Various professionals might advise that you avoid caffeine and alcohol 24 hours before your flight, but detoxing and staying hydrated is extremely important as well. A massage uses techniques that push your blood around your body, which boosts the nutrients getting into your cells and promotes the removal of waste products leaving them. An erotic massage is even more effective with this as the masseuse can stimulate every part of your body, sexual as well as non-sexual. And we all know that sexual arousal causes blood rushes.

So the bottom line is, massage therapy is probably one of the best ways to de-stress before a flight. An erotic massage can leave you even more blissfully relaxed. If you’re interested in a happy ending, we offer outcall service to most areas in central and Greater London, including Heathrow Airport. From just £160 an hour, you can breeze through airport security with a genuine smile on your face. More information about Outcall Massage London is here – http://www.happy-massage.co.uk/outcall-service/