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20 Positives that go through your head when having an Asian massage

1. Damn, this feels SO good…

2. I don’t think I have ever felt so relaxed…

3. Ah, the therapist is working wonders on my neck, back and shoulders – the tension has completely gone!

4. Ok, I’ve struggled with sleeping for ages but I really think I could fall asleep right now – save it for later…

5. They’ve just massaged away my headache, how is that possible?

6. Wow, my lower back pain has gone too – this massage therapist is a genius!

7. Is this person a masseuse or a painkiller? Because right now they’re working better than Paracetamol or Ibuprofen!

8. Not to mention all my worries have gone.

9. I think I’m feeling less anxious.

10. And less stressed, they really are a miracle worker!

11. Tonight’s sleep is going to feel SO good now my body and mind feels refreshed.

12. Wow, they’ve also massaged away the swelling from my injury.

13. I feel so flexible right now!

14. Anyone for the gym right now? Or want to play football? I’m raring for some activity..

15. Ok, maybe we should save it for later – but I’ve not felt this fit in years!

16. Ah, my skin feels softer than a baby’s bum! This massage therapist really is knocking some years off me.

17. And is it me or do my stretch marks look like they’ve gone down?

18. Stop looking, I need to close my eyes and enjoy the end of my massage, I’m SO content!

19. Awww, I don’t want this to end.

20. Sooo, when can I book again?

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