Prostate massage helped to heal my broken heart and it could do the same for you too

Nursing a broken heart? Don’t worry, a few months ago I was doing the same a few months ago too. However, instead of binging on the beers, watching far too many boxsets or refusing to leave the house you NEED to combat the heartbreak. This is why I opt for prostate massage and I never looked back..

If you’ve been with your Mrs or partner for quite a while it might be difficult to imagine getting frisky with anyone else, well it certainly did for me. However, as a 30 year old male I had needs and I didn’t want these needs to be fulfilled by just anyone. The thought of a mid-week Tinder hook up or a casual shag from a girl I found in the boozer on a Saturday night made it all seem not worth it. I wanted meaningful sex, without the stress.

This is when I turned to erotic massage. Many people aren’t aware that erotic massage isn’t just about getting your end away, but is about the experience which comes with it. To be an erotic masseuse you sure have to be a people person, in my time of coming for their sensual services I have never met a therapist who doesn’t give you a warm fuzzy welcome and loves to make articulate conversation before getting to the sexier bits. Just what you need when you’re nursing a broken heart and may not necessarily want a new relationship, but still need female company..

Anyway, back to the story. Erotic massage seemed to be the only solution to heal my heartache. The sex with my partner was amazing, so of course, the sexy time with an erotic masseuse needed to reach higher levels of pleasure if I was going to come out of my love-sick state of mind.

I took the plunge and called the erotic massage hotline, where I spoke to a lovely booking agent and enquired for service recommendations based on my current situation. So you may think ‘ha, what a drip – who does this?’ but believe me boys, pouring my heart out certainly worked out he best for me.

She suggested I tried prostate massage. So yeah, you could be thinking – isn’t that what gay people get? And I don’t blame you if you do – I thought that as well at first. However, after telling her I’d ‘think about it’ and hanging up the phone I took to the Internet to do some research, this is what I found..

Things the Internet tells you about prostate massage:

  • The prostate gland is the only G spot in the male body, which means the most EUPHORIC pleasure
  • Prostate massaging or prostate milking (if you want to use the medical term) can boost sexual stamina and aid premature ejaculation
  • Prostate massage encourages the rush of endorphins and oxytocin, which are known as the body’s natural hormones

I was sold, I needed to give prostate massage a go.

So I made my way to the parlour and of course, I certainly was nervous – the last time I’d had naked fun was with a girl who I thought was ‘the one’. However, I knew I needed to bite the bullet and try out this ridiculously hot session.

Many people often assume that a prostate massage is just a naughty finger slip inside, followed by a few motions until the client achieves orgasm, but it’s much more than that.

To begin the session, the therapist undressed herself and I out of my clothes, positioned me on my front and gave me a passionate full body massage. I cannot begin to tell you how relaxed this made me feel, as every stroke she performed felt sensational and immensely unwinding. It did more than just take away all of my nerves.

The flow between the massage and the prostate massage was just effortless, just like having a dip in the sea followed by a bit of sunbathing. I recall her hungry eyes gazed into mine, as she sought a nod of approval, I was more ready than ever.

And what can I say? Boy it felt f******* next level. My toes curled, my legs shook and my heart raced as her dainty little fingers circled around my prostate gland. I couldn’t stop moaning and groaning, as my whole body and mind reach a state of ecstasy. All of the amazing sexy encounters I had with my ex, suddenly felt like bland vanilla – prostate massage with a smoking hot masseuse was definitely the real deal.

Over the next few months I opted for prostate massage as much as I could, as it was certainly helping to heal my heartbreak. I got to indulge in the sexiest of pleasure with a gorgeous girl without the hassle, it really couldn’t have got any better. If you’re feeling love sick then you NEED to try, it worked for me and it certainly could for you too!

Try prostate massage today!

If you want to take a leaf out of this gentleman’s book and try and test prostate massage in London to heal your heartbreak then why not visit our visit our incall parlours dotted around Central London? Our prostate packages are available for a bargain price of £150 with happy ending or £180 with full service. Come and cure your heart with the orgasmic help of our gorgeous, professional and seductive therapists – we are just one call away boys!

New Year, New us – we are expanding our erotic massage list!

As 2018 comes to a close, everyone here at happy-massage has reflected over how much the business has expanded and excelled throughout the year, and we could not have done this without you, our amazing customers.

We are looking forward to a bright New Year and we are pleased to announce that we will be expanding our services even further in 2019. That means more services, more choice of girls, more locations and a lot more happy endings and authentic tantric fun!

However, we decided to ask some of our customers to leave a review on what their favourite service has been throughout 2018 so that we can make our services even better for you throughout the New Year.

Paul, 32

“My favourite service this year has to be the full body to body massage I received. Although I had experienced this service with a different company, I definitely cam to love it when I tried it with happy-massage. The full body to body massage consisted of both myself and the beautiful Korean masseuse I selected being fully naked. She uses special gels and oils which reduced friction and we were able to rub against one another’s bodies very easily. The tantric masseuse was very slim and petite, and I am quite a large man, so it felt like she could rub herself against me very easily which was highly pleasurable. The full body to body massage is an experience like no other, sensual yet pleasing, relaxing yet exhilarating.”

Randal, 47

“I have been a regular client at happy-massage for many years now, and I have to say, each year the masseuses keep getting better and better. I have no doubt that 2019 will trump 2018 and the girls will outshine themselves once again. I can’t choose a service that I enjoyed the most because they were all amazing, but what I will comment on is how professional and hard working all of the masseuses are. They put in a special effort to ensure that each client receives a unique experience that caters to their individual needs and desires. I am always very happy when I leave the happy-massage parlour and I look forward to their erotic tantic massage services throughout 2019.”

Tobi, 25

“When I was on my year abroad at university, I spent a year in Tokyo as a foreign exchange student. I made some local friends who introduced me to Nuru massage and I couldn’t get enough of it. When I arrived back to London afterwards, I spent a lot of time and money trying to find an tantric massage parlour that could meet the standards of the one I received in Japan, however it was proving difficult. One of my friends suggested that I visited happy-massage as they had real Japanese girl, offering authentic Asian massages and boy, was I pleased that I did. When I arrived at the clean and fresh erotic tantric massage parlour I was given the choice of masseuse and I had the most beautiful Japanese massage therapists to choose from. They provided a clean air mattress and used real Nuru gel that they had imported especially from Tokyo. The masseuse used her naked body to slip and slide all over me until I was aroused, the full body to body motion brought me intense levels of pleasure, and she finished it off by provide a full service massage. It turned out to be even beer than the Nuru massage service I received in japan. I could tell the masseuse had been trained to the highest standard and specialised in Nuru massage. The tantric massage parlour is ready to install new air mattresses in 2019, so I very excited to continue to use their services in the New Year.”

Royce, 29

“As I travel a lot, I do not get to see my partner that much which can be very frustrating. Due to the intensity of the job, I do need to release my tension somehow, and I find that receiving a happy ending massage is the ideal way. I do not receive full service as I want to stay loyal to my partner, but we have talked about how we are both comfortable for me to receive a happy ending massage. The masseuse always starts off by massage my whole body, caressing my skin and reducing any muscle pain or tension. This helps me to relax and chill out before she gives the tantric massage an exotic twist. I always orgasm a few times throughout the session which is amazing because not many tantric massage parlours allow you to do this.

So, if you would like to use our service to start of your new year with an orgasmic BANG then please contact us via call, SMS or email and we will provide you with an extensive list of services which we provide.

Happy New Year from all the girls at happy-massage!

If you are interested in receiving an tantric massage in London, click here.

Why prostate play is the key to the ultimate orgasm

The human orgasm has been a phenomenon that has inspired and antagonised man since the dawn of time. This need not be. The female orgasm is less of a mystery, a simple bit of clitoral fondling can spark a female orgasm as quick as it takes to light a gas cooker- for men the ignition for their orgasm, if you like, has remained shrouded in mystery and confusion.

There’s no definitive answer as to why there is confusion, anything proposed would only be an example of guesswork that being said we can hypothesise that is has something to do with male ejaculation. More men than you would imagine believe coming and having an orgasm is the same thing. Ejaculation is a release sure but an orgasm is a full body explosion of pleasure- they’re in the same ball park but not the same thing. This mislabelling and subsequent confusion has meant that for generations the male orgasm has slipped under the rug.

The key to the male orgasm lays in the prostate gland. When massaged, similarly to how one would massage the female clit, the prostate gland elicits strong waves of pleasurable sensations down through the male coccyx, up into the spine and then around the entirety of the body; causing full body convulsions as a result of intense all-encompassing pleasure. It’s quite extraordinary that this mind expanding pleasure organ is often dismissed by the modern world.

The neglect of the prostate gland may also be a result of its location. Not exactly in the most convenient of places, the prostate gland is located inside the anus.

For some reason over time male homosexual sex has been the only sexuality directly associated with prostate play- this has perhaps had some influence in heterosexual men turning their backs to it because of the connotations linking them to the gay community. Something now in 2018 that is much less stigmatised but not so long ago would have resulted in criminal prosecution. Association with gay sex in the 70’s, 80’s would have landed you in prison- something that could certainly deter men from getting their prostates massaged.

However the past is the past and whatever the reason the male orgasm has had such shoddy public exposure over the past hundred years or so is nothing we should bother waving a stick out. What we should do is reverse the stigma and re-immerse prostate massage and the ultimate male orgasm in to the general populace.

You can take part in the global effort to debunk standard male pleasure levels by going and getting a prostate massage yourself. Receiving your first prostate massage by a trained professional is an excellent way to ease yourself in to this intense pleasurable rush. The problem with not knowing exactly how it works yourself and asking a partner with equally little knowledge is that they may perform the massage incorrectly and instead of inciting pleasure they could cause you pain- which would, most probably, prevent you from trying it again. By going to a professional erotic masseuse you can rest easy knowing that you are definitely going to experience an authentic prostate massage that will categorically lead to the ultimate orgasm.

To help you understand further, to enable you a greater incite in to why and how a prostate massage gives you the ultimate orgasm experience then I would suggest you have a look at these anonymous true life experiences from men of all ages who sampled prostate massage for the first time.

All names have been changed to maintain anonymity and personal privacy.

Derek, 62, Oldham, Greater Manchester, UK.

From the North but found myself travelling up to London a couple of times a week for work. Sometimes they’d have me up in nice hotels, you know just for the night like. I never used to think anything of it- you know anything going on behind there, never even tried anal. I think it’s a generation thing. If were getting anything up the bum when I was a lad you were a puff and that was that. It’s annoying thinking back now. Now that I’ve tried it. I was married at 17 and me and Patricia had a solid marriage. The sex- the sex was fine, it just was what it was, nothing wrong with it like. But when she passed in 94; cancer, I sort of juts closed the book on that department. That was until I say, I started stopping in over in London. I’d never had a massage before but a guy I was working for at the time insisted.

So this girl comes to my room, young girl like, early twenties. And she is massaging my back, naked like, and it’s all very nice really relaxing and out of nowhere she starts sliding her hand down towards my bum hole and I said, I said now hang on their love- but she assured me that this is what my friend mr – well that doesn’t matter- mr something, had bought for me. Now I’m not one to turn down a gift so I went along with it and my god and I’m glad.

To be honest with you I was starting to think I had become like sexually stunted, as soon as she started moving her fingers up and down, doing this stroke like motions by hold body turned back on- it was like a light switch had come on and I was tingling all over, I was blown away with sexual pleasure- and this energy too.. I felt 25 again.

Honestly took my breath away. You know if I had known about prostate massage when I was younger, I think, I do, I think my life would have been a lot more fruitful.

Francis, 26, Peckham, London, UK.

Prostate massage feels like you’re getting your dick massaged from inside out- it might sound crazy but man h man, it’s fantastic.

Michael, Broadstairs, Kent, 41, UK.

I was nervous I’ll admit, felt a little uncomfortable, a little apprehensive coming up to it. But the experience itself? Marvelous, honestly. It’s hard to describe but I suppose I’ll say this. For something that initially I thought was so wrong to feel so right took me by surprise. I don’t know why it’s not more widely accepted.

Read more about prostate massage in London by clicking here.

Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself: Reasons why you should get an erotic happy ending massage this Halloween

Across the Globe, Halloween is enjoyed by all – whether you celebrate by partying, trick or treating or simply by watching a haunted movie at home. However, we want to drizzle some spicy pumpkin juice onto your 2018 Halloween experience. Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself boys to an erotic happy ending massage, it won’t just be toffee apples being sucked this Halloween!

Sensual happy ending massages should be welcomed at all times of year, but there’s something about the mysterious month of October which make them spookily special. Here are five reasons you need to get an happy ending massage this Halloween:

You (and your masseuse) get to dress up

Roleplay is one of the biggest turn ons within the bedroom, so what better chance to get your sexy act on than Halloween? Many massage parlours experience a surge of clients wanting to take part in roleplay and dress up in October. Therefore they have wardrobes full of outfits that you can cherry-pick from for your tantalising encounter. Whether you want a sexy witch to cast copious sensual spells over you, a passionate horny devil or a naughty Nuru nun that loves to sin, then erotic massage parlours have it covered. If the parlour doesn’t have a costume that you’re looking for then don’t panic, most erotic therapists are more than happy to indulge in your alluring fantasies if you supply your own. The good news is that roleplay and dress up is available from just £20 extra, that’s less than a bottle of wine!

It’s the perfect temperature

Many massaging experts deem autumn the best time of year to get an erotic happy ending massage. This is mostly due to it being the perfect weather. Whenever we feel too hot, we often avoid massage as we worry about being sweaty. While when it’s too cold we aren’t keen to strip out of our clothes – which is essential for getting the maximum benefits (and fun) out of an erotic massage. However, October sees highs of 13 degrees, which is deemed the perfect temperature for most physical activities, including an erotic bodywork. Studies show Halloween to be one of the most popular times of the year to get freaky under the sheets. You may sweat and shiver, but it’s guaranteed to be for all the right reasons.

Your costume will be the best disguise

Fearing being seen by someone they know has being enlisted as the top reason some men chicken out of visiting an erotic massage parlour. However, you needn’t get a dodgy wig and sunglasses as a disguise when you visit on Halloween– your costume will do just the trick. Nothing will make you feel more invincible than walking towards our Baker Street parlour disguised as Sherlock Holmes. Benedict Cumberbatch who?

Treat yourself after payday

Apart from Christmas, there’s no better time of year to over-indulge than Halloween (and we don’t mean on sweets and chocolate) As Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October, it comes in just after payday – which gives you no excuse not to treat yourself. Erotic massage parlours offer a variety of mystical packages which are guaranteed to tease your naughty taste-buds this Halloween. Our personal Halloween favourite is Nuru, which allows the therapist to not only use her magical fingertips over your naked body, but also her mesmerising boobs and bum too, until your love potions begin to flow. Requests and extras are also available if you really want to indulge in your wildest fantasies. It may sound too good to be true, but we’re not tricking you boys!

 

Experience a happy ending massage this Halloween

As expected, Halloween is one of our busiest periods of the year. Therefore we advise you to book if you want to experience one of our mesmerising erotic massages, which are available from just £120 with happy ending and £160 with full service. Our stunning oriental therapists can’t wait to get frisky with your wand. Call our naughty but nice booking team to arrange your spooky session today. Read more about happy ending massage in London here.

 

The five types of men who visit an erotic massage parlour

Ok, so how many of you associate horny middle-aged married men being the ones who visit erotic happy ending massage parlours? However, during my time working as a masseuse I quickly realised this was not the case. There is, in fact, a diverse range of clients who seek adult therapies. Some would be an absolute dream to attend to, while others would make you want to moan (for all the wrong reasons!) Here are the five types of men who visit an adult happy ending massage parlour.

1. Tho one who wants a quicky for £20

So, they do say first the worst and all that, so let me introduce you to the WORST type of customer. They are usually young, casually dressed in a polo, jeans and trainers and usually think they can get anything they want with their cheeky London accent. Let me tell you boys, you can’t. It’s typical to get the money side out of the way at the beginning of the session, so clients can fully immerge into a sexual heaven without being reminded they’ve paid for it. However, when clients pull out just one £20 note they’re going to be shown out door, not my pussy. Sometimes they try and haggle. ‘I only want a blowjob babe’ or ‘I just want quick sex, no massage’ are common begs. It gets worse when they start to use the argument ‘But I’m young and good looking’ as to why they should get such a hefty discount. If this is you then sort out your ways or never come back. Your £20 will come into good use for your taxi home, hun.

2. The one who has too much money

On the flip side, there are some men who are super rich (and probably have more money than sense). They are usually mid-to-late 50s, have a few greys, but are super well dressed and have an endearing Queens – English accent. It is easy to be intimidated by these well-to-do gentlemen, but they are usually the friendliest and courteous type of client you may meet. Let’s be honest, they probably have a wife at home and have been taught how to treat a lady. But if you had a wallet full of cash, why wouldn’t you have some no-strings attached fun to live out your wildest fantasies? And boy, these types of guys are not afraid to flaunt their money. Four hands, six hands, Nuru, happy ending massage, prostate massage, French kissing and full service – they want it all and usually book sessions on a weekly basis. The gentlemen usually get the best service, because they are super generous with their tips. If you tip us well boys, we’ll give you an even better time – it’s that simple!

3. The one who is old enough to be a great great great Grandad

Ok, so maybe that is a slight exaggeration – but there are many clients who are twice or even three times my age. These men are usually smartly dressed, have a slight croaky voice and may even carry a walking stick. Despite warning you of their Arthritis, they are always keen to have a good time and know exactly what they want in the bedroom department. “I’ll have a bit of hanky panky” is a common request – who even says that nowadays? These older men are usually lonely and seek an erotic happy ending massage for not just a bit of sex, but for company too. So, if they want a blowjob while discussing the antiques on Dickinson’s Real Deal that day, then it works for me just fine.

4. The one who thinks he is a sex god

It’s hard to say it without laughing, but yeah there are clients who think they are porn star. Young, old, chubby, slim, well-to-do, working class, believe me they come in all forms – and usually can’t just be spotted by the naked eye. Once the door is closed and I begin to take off their clothes, is when they start to unleash their ‘sex-god’ traits. They usually commonly share the love for the word ‘baby’ and boy, they love to overuse it. “Oh baby, take off my clothes” “Baby you’re making me so horny” and “Ah baby, do you love my sexy body?” urghhh. They usually forget that I am the masseuse and love to take control, putting me in more positions than I would do in a long yoga class. They are super confident and love it when you pay them a compliment or two. Some even try to dirty talk in your ear. One even got too ahead of himself during a Nuru massage, that he ran to the showers stark naked covered in Nori gel, only to be greeted with another masseuse getting we ‘n’ wild with their client in the shower. It’s fair to say the man went from the ultimate stallion to a distressed foul all in one moment. So the moral of the story is boys, not to be too cocky and rush your Nuru massage. You don’t get far by thinking you’re the ‘dogs bollocks’ Though it’s always fun to massage a ‘sex god’ they can be super exhausting – one a day is enough for me!

5. The one who is SUPER shy

Ok, so I get it everyone has to start somewhere when it comes to their happy ending massage journey – however, some are often more shy than others. Some shake like a leaf, while others stumble over their words or even sweat more than a larger-sized lady at a disco. If shyness applies to you then you needn’t worry – my job as an erotic masseuse is to put you at ease – and boy I’m good at doing that! Just please make sure you don’t p**** yourself before the session commences – that certainly won’t pleasurable for either of us.

Why not see which type of client you are with the help of our erotic massage offered in the heart of Central London? Book a session with us today 07818115239

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The story of our one masseuse – Lisa

 

Erotic massages and sex work is highly frowned upon by many people in society, probably due to religious morals passed down through the centuries. However in an era where we practice freedom of speech and women are gaining more power than ever before, why can’t people understand “My body is my body, I can use it how I like?” The same way in which you respect a woman if they decide to abstain from sex, you should also respect women who decide to use it to make money if that is what they want to do.

Of course, forced sex and prostitution is a whole other thing. I do not agree with women participating in sex if it not what she wants as a woman should have complete ownership of her own body at all times. However, I will share my story with you and how I became an erotic masseuse and the trial and tribulations I face with my job.

I first began working as a masseuse when I was sixteen, in my home country of Japan. I needed some extra money as I was a typical teenage girl and loved to shop. A local massage parlour had a job going to help give sports massages to local athletes and although I was no trained to do this, I quickly picked it up and a lot of gymnasts, runners and footballers asked for me to give them sports massages on their muscles. My boss noticed my natural talent and suggested that I apply for massage therapy school and become professionally trained. I had never really thought about what I wanted to do in the future, however the idea of being a masseuse seemed great. I got some references from my boss and also a few of my clients and to my surprise I managed to get into one of the most elite massage therapy schools in Tokyo! I was very pleased with myself and it gave me the motivation to work extremely hard. I knew it would be difficult to leave my small village and family and move to a large city where I don’t know anyone but I knew I had a talent and that it would be shame for it to go to waste.

The massage therapy school was a beautiful building quite close to the city centre in Tokyo and around a 15 minute walk from my new apartment. All of the students there were so beautiful and came from Japan, China and Korea. Our teachers were also kind and friendly and looked like models, they had been masseuses for years and had shared their skills all over Asia. However, I knew I wanted more than that and I told myself that one day I would travel to Europe and become a masseuse in London. Classes were early and we worked the whole way into the night, we also had placements and had to work for many long hours unpaid with very rude and strange customers. What kept me going was my passion and love for what I do, ad seeing how the customer would look a lot happier when they left my massage session. Finally the time had come for me to graduate and I passed with flying colours, London here I come!

When I arrived in London I found a nice and affordable apartment in Marylebone with a lovely Chinese girl who also happened to be a masseuse. I luckily got a job in a posh spa resort in South Kensington which was not too far from the flat. However, after the first few weeks my boss stared to become very unpleasant with me and did not like the massage styles and techniques that I was using, even though the clients seemed to enjoy them. She treated me differently from the other English masseuses and I felt very alone and sad.

I expressed my problems to my house mate who told me that they were actually looking for a new masseuse at her job and that I would be perfect for it. I had not asked her much about her job because she worked quite late into the night so I did not see her that often and when I did ask she seemed quite hesitant.

She then told me that she wasn’t just any type of masseuse but an erotic masseuse. I was a bit judgemental of her at the beginning but when she explained to me how our genitals are just another part of our body and should not miss out on a massage as they hold the key to a lot of relieve and happiness I knew that I wanted to give it a go. I was slightly nervous at the beginning but my first client was nice and I could see that he was stressed with a lot of tension and sadness. I try to make each session as individual as possible to give each client exactly what they want and fulfil their needs and desires. Most of my customers are very nice and respectful towards me and the others are not.

As we are open until 3am, many customers come in quite late at the weekend and are intoxicated with alcohol. When a customer is very drunk we do not provide them with our erotic services as they are in a vulnerable state. This makes some of them very mad and angry and they can call us very hurtful names like “slut” or “prostitute”. When I try to explain to them that they should not speak to a professional worker like this they tell me “go get a real job”. This upsets me a lot as I have worked incredibly hard for my profession and have left my family, friends, country to travel half way across the world just to help the gentlemen of Europe. A lot of them come specifically to me as they want an authentic Asian tantric or erotic massage so it is harsh when they disrespect me and my services.

As much as it is hard to receive negative comments like this, it only pushes me to work harder. After all I do love my job!

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If you would like to meet Lisa and receive your dream service from her, call us on 07818115239. Or find out more about erotic hotel massage in London here. 

Yes, you’ve read it right! We offer an erotic massage straight to your hotel door withing an hour!

Get a Heathrow Massage before or after your flight

Less than 20 miles away from the heart of London stands Heathrow Airport. The airport, which boasts a staggering five terminals, lands into top five busiest airports in the world. Therefore it’s fair to say Heathrow can be a hectic – especially during the summer period. A visit to Heathrow Airport can see children running in every direction, countless announcements over the speaker and not to mention the endless queue at security. Putting all these contributing factors together flourishes stress before you’ve even boarded your flight. But here at Happy Massage we always have the solution to ease your stress, ever considered a Heathrow massage?

What is a Heathrow massage?

A Heathrow massage provides everything you need to knead out your pre or post-flight niggles when you’re visiting the airport. Heathrow massage is exclusive to outcall only. Whether you’re staying in one of the luxurious hotels dotted around the airport or live nearby one of our highly trained therapists can visit you for one hour or more of fun, relief and pleasure.

Here at Happy Massage we have recently introduced more services available as part of your Heathrow massage session. We love to give our clients choice so they can tailor their experience to suit their needs, cravings and fantasies.

Deciding on your service

Firstly you need to decide your massage package. We offer Happy Ending which includes a daringly delicious massage of your choice and hand relief. If you’re feeling a little more adventurous then the Full Service is also available. Full Service includes everything involved in the Happy Ending package, but also incorporates oral and penetration as part of your experience. The Full Service is only a little bit extra.

Once you’ve chosen your package it’s time for things to get extra juicy and choose your massage. We have more than 10 styles available as part of Heathrow massage (that’s more than any other adult massage parlour in London!) These include:

  • Body to body massage
    The therapist lathers your whole body in oil of your choice, before sliding and grinding her sensational physique on you. Body-to-body is the obvious go-to choice if you’re new to Heathrow massage.
  • Sensual massage
    Slow and soothing, sensual massage provides everything you need for an hour of orgasmic romance, perfect if you’re craving some TLC after a long-haul flight.
  • Tantric massage
    Based on Ancient Indian spiritual practices, Tantric massage aims to connect your body, mind and soul for the most glorious stress relief. You’ll definitely not be ready for landing.
  • Erotic massage
    The beauty of erotic massage is that it can be whatever you want it to be. Fancy an hour of a sizzling bump ‘n’ grind or something slow and passionate then this orgasmic bodywork has it covered.
  • Lingam massage
    The Latin term Lingam loosely translates into ‘wand of light’ and is essentially a massage which focuses around your manhood. You’ll be flying high as Lingam massage encourages the most explosive happy endings.
  • Prostate massage
    For those who enjoy the thrill of turbulence then prostate massage is designed for you. Prostate massage is the only service which stimulates the male g-spot as the therapist slips a cheeky finger inside.
  • Nuru massage
    The modern Japanese bodywork is much more unique than other services we offer. Instead of using generic massage oil, special slippery gel (encompassed of sea weed elements) is placed upon the body. This is perfect for getting wet ‘n’ wild with your masseuse.

We also give our clients at Heathrow the option to book four hands massage. Four hands massage comes with double the trouble, double the benefits. Instead of having one therapist paying attention to your body and erogenous zones, with this treatment you’ll have two. This is perfect if you’re feeling super stressed or seeking a service to deliciously treat yourself while you’re in London. A four hands Heathrow massage should definitely be one for your bucket-list.

Where can I get a Heathrow massage?

As mentioned earlier in the post, our Heathrow massage is available for outcall only. We operate to all hotels with the TW6, UB3 and UB7 postcodes and most private houses and apartments in these areas. To find out if Heathrow massage is available for you please feel free to call or text us with your postcode. We will have a response for you in the matter of minutes.

From luxury on a budget, to the most lavish hotels in the Heathrow area, we cover them all. These include:

  • Radisson Blu Edwardian ***** UB3 5AW (From £76 per night)
  • Renaissance **** TW6 5AQ (From £99 per night)
  • Hilton Terminal 4 ****TW6 3AF (From £99 per night)
  • Premier Inn Terminal 5 *** TW6 3AF (From £66 per night)
  • Marriott **** UB3 5AN (From £123 per night)

The best thing about Heathrow massage is that it is completely stress-free (exactly what you need after enduring the niggles of one of the busiest airports in the world) It beats the grinds of Central London traffic and the worries of the service being discreet. Instead, contact our around-the-clock booking team and we will have one of our therapists with you in less than one hour.

The masseuse will come equipped with everything needed for the perfect sensual stress-busting experience. This includes soft plush towels, the finest massage oil and scented candles of your choice. All you have to do is kick back, relax and wait for your gorgeous goddess to arrive at your house, apartment or hotel.

A Heathrow Massage at Happy Massage is available from £180ph. The cost includes everything needed for your session as well as travel costs for your therapist to and from your location.

To find out more or to book your Heathrow massage today then call, text or email our booking team. They are always happy to assist you on your request and requires. You might have travelled in economy, but a Heathrow massage with us promises to be first-class every time.

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The most popular entertainment in Camden Town… You’ll be shocked!

When you think of Camden, what comes to mind? Do you think markets, hipsters and good food. Camden is a great area in London to visit, the best, according to a lot of VisitLondon readers. We went out on to the streets of Camden to find out why people find themselves there. We want to know what the deal with Camden, what hotspots do people recommend, what are the secrets.

These are the questions we headed to Camden with, we expected to get restaurant reviews, tips on the best boutiques, what we got was much more interesting… As an ignorant Northerner (Growing up in Yorkshire) I honestly didn’t know a thing about London. After actually going to Camden and speaking to people myself I learnt one of the main reasons that draws people to Camden town… Massages, of the erotic nature…

That’s right guys you heard it here first (maybe) Camden Town is a hot spot for the best erotic massage parlours in the United Kingdom. People from abroad and locals alike are all drawn to Camden because of the exciting array of erotic massages on offer. Remarkably, out of the ten people I interviewed, six, that’s right six(!) of them were in Camden to get an erotic massage.

I’ve transcribed some of our conversations to give you a better idea of how prevalent erotic massage is in Camden town. First I spoke to Terry. Terry is a hairdresser; he runs a unisex salon in Shoreditch. I caught him as he was getting out of his car (a rather nice sports car..) and he was happy to chat:

Me: Hi there, I’m writing an expose on Camden town for VisitLondon and I was wondering if you could tell me what you’re doing in Camden this morning?

Terry: Well funnily enough I should be working but I had a last minute cancellation. It can be rubbish standing around the salon when it’s quiet, I can get really restless. A midday massage always sorts my head out. There’s a parlour in Camden that I go to fairly regularly. They specialise in authentic nuru and tantric massages. I’m a big fan of tantra, the whole philosophy, its really important to me. And nuru… well that’s just a lot of fun.

Me: Oh so you’ve come to Camden to get an erotic massage?

Terry: Exactly, the best place for an erotic massage in London, hands down.

I then spoke to a lady in her 60’s who had bright red hair that was in Camden looking for crystals. Coincidentally after that I spoke to Mark- who was also in Camden on the hunt for Crystal(s).

Me: Hi sorry I don’t mean to bother you but could you spare a moment?

Mark: Uh yea sure, no problem

Me: I’m writing an article about Camden Town and was wondering if you would let me know what’s brought you to Camden today.

Mark: I’m going to see Crystal.

Me: Oh is that a friend of yours?

Mark: You haven’t heard of Crystal? Well I suppose why would you, a lot of your male readers will know who I mean.

Me: No sorry I have no idea who you mean.

Mark: Crystal is an erotic masseuse, she is notoriously hard to get an appointment with but completely worth getting on her waiting list. She gives the best happy ending massages in London, maybe the world, who knows. I’ve been waiting two months for this appointment. Oh she’s gorgeous as well. Maybe the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve booked for two hours, why not eh?

Me: Well yea, I guess. So you’ve travelled to Camden for an erotic massage?

Mark: I’ve come all the way from Nottingham for this appointment! She’ worth it trust me.

I then went to grab a coffee. I found a nice coffee house with outdoor seating. I decided to sit out in the sun and mull over this ‘erotic massage frenzy’ that had seemed to be taking Camden by storm. I sat alone but close to a group of Asian girls, all about my age. One of them saw me staring and smiled; I went over and introduced myself, explaining the article. They agreed to be interviewed and I could NOT believe what they said…

Me: So what are you doing in Camden today? (other than having coffee obviously)

Suki: We all live in Camden

Me: Oh really, do you work in Camden too?

The girls laugh

Anna: Our job takes us all around London but we are based here in Camden.

Me: What do you all work as, some kind of outreach?

Suki: We’re all erotic masseuses.

Me: No way. Seriously? You are all erotic masseuses?

Anna: Well no, Jess works here but she’s hoping to get trained up and join the team.

Me: Is Camden like some sort of erotic massage mecca?

Suki: Well sort of, have you never heard that Camden is the best place for an erotic massage in London?

Anna: I got scouted in Japan, and when they told they could get me in to a parlour in Camden I was over the moon. All erotic masseuses know that you’ve made it if you’re working in Camden.

Suki: The crème de le crème of erotic masseuses are all here.

Kelly: Crystal works in a parlour down the road from me. I met her once, she’s as nice as they say.

Me: Oh I’ve heard about Crystal. Well right, so thanks for that. (pause) Is it alright, you know.. do you enjoy your job?

Anna: I can’t imagine doing anything else, I love my job.

Suki: Same, and the moneys great. Me and Anna have just bought a flat outright.

Me: Wow, I’ve been trying to get out of my overdraft for six years..

So that’s what happened when I went to Camden. I discovered the weird and wonderful world of erotic massage. If you’re thinking of getting a massage or if you’re thinking of going to Camden why not do both! It’s the thing to do apparently….

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What to do in Paddington

In London for a few nights? Do you want a trip full of surprises, adventure and minimum effort or cost? The secret to a great time in London whilst avoiding breaking the bank is avoiding travel. If you plan your trip ahead of time and decide to go to a bunch of wonderful places one thing you’ll probably forget to check is how far away from each other these destinations are. If you are going to hit all the places on your wish list in a couple of days you will either spend a fortune on uber, get lost in the confusing tube system or trying to navigate the bus routes, crammed against a bunch of other thirsty tourists. Don’t be this person, plan ahead and by that I mean plan not to travel. This might sound strange but trust me, London is massive and if you stick to one area you can see loads of different things, make the most of it and really experience British culture. Avoid being a culture vulture and try and see everything in one go, you will inevitable see not much at all.

Taking my advice, choose an area of London with a lot going on, there’s no point spending a few days exploring the news agents and chicken shops of a residential area, find somewhere to stay relatively Central. Paddington is a great choice. With Paddington you get the best of both worlds, you’ve got the touristy stuff nearby like Big Ben, The London Eye, the statue of Paddington bear etc. but you have also got so much more. And if you are looking for the authentic British experience, be sure to check out some of my Paddington hot spots.

Bars

First up on the must do for any Brit wannabe is a trip to the local boozers. I can’t promise you Prince Harry will be perched at the bar but some sort of royal so and so may well be. It is common knowledge that British people love a good drink or two, so get involved. There are some great secret haunts I’d recommend you checking out.

There’s ‘Old Mary’s’ an underground speak-easy bar that will transport you to the hustling, bustling era of 1920’s Britain. With live music, an excellent array of cocktails and an unbeatable atmosphere. This is one of London Paddington’s hidden gems.

Next I’d recommend Heist Bank, this craft ale bar with pizza bar attached is not only very chic and built out of the ruins of a classic London bank. This bar is also an excellent choice if you want to be rubbing shoulders with the who’s who in town, with stars like Cara Delavigne frequenting its doors for pizza and a pint.

If you’re looking for more of a quiet place to drink, if you’re after a gritty, down to earth, no fuss London public house then I’d suggest you try The Pride of Paddington. Nestled in the heart of London Paddington this beacon of the community has seen many generations of Londoners grace its floors to have a quiet pint or two. So what’re you waiting for?

Sight seeing

If you’re after some sightseeing, London Paddington is the perfect place to be. With impressive sights like Big Ben, The London Eye, The Paddington Bear statue all on your doorstep, you could spend the entire day camera in hand. Whilst you’re doing your sight-seeing, Paddington also boasts a spectacular number of gift shops. If you want to impress or surprise your friends and family back home with an extensive array of City of London memorabilia. If you dig deep in to the London gift shops you even find some merchandise that specifically celebrates London Paddington, from Paddington plush bears, to pencil sharpeners and rubbers, they’ve got it all!

Arts/culture

If you’re looking to broaden your mind, take a bite out of culture cake and experience the arts scene in London, then look no further than London Paddington. Right on your doorstep you can visit the home of London politics; Westminster, you can browse the Art hanging in the British Museum, you can even check out the art hanging in the queens house, honestly! There is a walking tour that will take you around Buckingham Palace.

If you want a history lesson, aka visit the place where they used hang all the bad folk, then spend an afternoon checking out The Tower of London. As well as providing a very informative tour, there is a lot of ghoulish surprises and performances for all the family to enjoy.

Entertainment

The City is your playground! Well I mean, in a way. This is a new exciting place, you’re on holiday and it’s a great safe city to go for a wander. You can’t get lost in London; there will always be a tube station nearby or a friendly cabby to help you find your way.

As far as entertainment goes, you are not far away from the West End if you fancied catching a show, Paddington is packed with street performers which is always a favourite with kids. There’s arcades, there’s sweet shops, magic shows, the lot. But then there’s a lot more going on in London Paddington once the night draws in and the kids are tucked up in bed…

Adult entertainment – erotic massage and more

One of the best kept secrets about London Paddington is that it is the capitals hot spot for the best erotic massages. If you are looking to make your London Adventure even more special then I would absolutely recommend you dive into the sensual paradise of London Paddington’s erotic massage district.

You might wonder why London Paddington is a hot bed for erotic massage; the truth is that for some reason the best masseuses in the world have been drawn to the area and now practice there. I’m talking the most celebrated masseuses in the world, from China, Japan, Korea. For some reason the finest of the Asian erotic massage industry have left their Asian homelands and moved to Paddington. So you’re in luck my friend! It’s your chance to tick another adventure off your bucket list.

London Paddington erotic massage parlours don’t just do your bog standard happy ending massage, being world class masseuses; they provide all kinds of exotic services. From providing Japanese Nuru massage, Hindu Tantric massage, 4 Hands massage, lingam, prostate and Body to Body massage.

I would advise you do your research pre- London, have a look online while you’re on your long flight, make time to learn what services are available and make sure you get the most out of your visit to London Paddington.

Now you know London Paddington is home to the most premium erotic massage parlours in the world, don’t you think it’s time you starting planning your trip? (I mean for the art and culture and history as well…obviously….)

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Finding pleasure in Paddington…

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Looking for a sensual massage in Central London? Visit our location in Marylebone

Whether you are a resident of London or just a visitor to the U.K’s capital, this city has so much to offer, including highly rated sensual massages performed by the most beautiful Asian girls. After a day drinking tea near Buckingham Palace, or a stroll across London Bridge, why not visit our location at Marylebone and take a moment to wind back and relax? Our sensual massage services in London.

Here at Happy Massage we understand how demanding and tiring everyday life can be, that is why we encourage you to take a moment to yourself and visit our massage parlour. It is very easy to forget to give yourself a little bit of TLC and we are more than happy to provide you with care and pleasure. Let us help you fall into a state of relaxation and to forget all your troubles and worries while feeling highly aroused and pleasured.

All our masseuses are gorgeous Asian women, hailing from Japan, China and Korea. They are all highly trained and have perfected their sensual practice at some of the best massage schools in the East. These stunning Oriental ladies understand both the physical and mental importance of a sensual massage, and always ensure that you receive a unique, authentic and pleasing experience here at our Marylebone massage parlour. They cater to your every need, making each massage they perform suited to your exact wishes and desires. Making you feel welcome and comfortable, it will be very hard not to feel relaxed while in the hand of our friendly masseuses. Our girls are hand-picked due to their exceptional massage skills and their undeniable sexy appearances. Whether you want a curvy or petite girl, busty or big bum, young or mature, we have a girl to match what you are looking for. Their main aim is to give you an unforgettable moment with their special gift, and you will undoubtedly feel loved and worshipped like a true king while in their company.

We provide various different styles of massages, giving you quite a wide range to choose from. No matter what mood you are in, we have a massage to suit you! Our services include naked body to body massages, erotic massage, tantric massage, lingam massage, Nuru massage, prostate massage, 4hands massage, soapy shower massage and many more. Our girls are very open to helping you reach maximum pleasure, so if you have any special desires or wishes you can always discuss this with the girl and she will do her best to provide you with your desired service.

Our Marylebone massage parlour is extremely popular with both tourists and residents of London, perhaps because it is so accessible and easy to get to. Located just between Baker Street and Marylebone tube station, it is easy to reach from many different areas across the city. So whether you want to pop in on during your lunch break, or after work or your night out, we are open 10am-3am and ready for you! We ensure that your visit with us is discreet and all our massages are performed in private rooms with the opportunity to have a shower afterwards so that you can freshen up. Our prices are the best in central London, it is £120 for a happy ending massage and £160 for a full service massage. If you wish to have a Nuru or Prostate massage then it is £30 extra. Most of our other extra services cost around £20, just have a chat with the masseuse when you get there to discuss any further services you may want.

You time at our Marylebone location will be a memorable one and we always do our very best to ensure you receive a high quality experience that is relaxing, authentic and pleasing. We take pride in our work and take it very seriously, it is our job to make you feel good and that is what we aim to do. The gentlemen in the U.K have been very welcoming and nice to us, therefore we want to return the favour and give you the best sensual massage of your life.

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