Does receiving a prostate massage make you gay?

Erotic massages are seductive, sexy and soothing – and sure do make you a man’s man. While many erotic services are celebrated by males around the world, there’s just one that some are reluctant to try, prostate massage. Some men brush past prostate massage due to its associations with the homosexual community.  But does receiving prostate massage actually make you gay?

Of course it doesn’t! So we understand that gay people may enjoy prostate massage, but they also love kissing and oral as much as the next straight person too. We never connote kissing and oral with the gay community, so why are many quick to judge prostate massage as a gay activity? It really is rather ridiculous.

Prostate therapists are a treat for straight men

If you visit a erotic massage parlour, you will always be assigned a female therapist. The masseuses who work in adult salons are easily mistaken for glamour and Victoria’s Secret models, due to their dream-like figures and flawless faces. They often have legs for days, boobs that rival page three models and the perkiest bums you have ever seen.  Believe us when we say, getting wet ‘n’ wild with an erotic masseuse is every straight man’s wildest fantasy.

It’s much more than a finger slip

Prostate massage is also SO much more than a therapist slipping cheeky finger inside to massage the anus. Many people are not aware than prostate massage begins the same as any other erotic massage performed at adult parlours. To start, the therapist will guide you to your own private treatment room, slip you out of clothes and perform a full body massage. Strokes performed are based on inspiration of the traditional Swedish massage, with long soothing effleurage glides and petrissage (kneading) strokes often used on the shoulders, back and legs. The purpose of the full body massage is to unwind the client mentally and physically, before the more adventurous strokes to come.

The prostate element can come whenever your heart desires

The prostate element of the session can come whenever the client wishes. Whether that being after the full body massage, straight after a bit of oral or as the session finale. It’s often recommend to undertake the prostate massage after intercourse has taken place. This is because the prostate gland is the only G-spot in the male body and is guaranteed to give you waves of euphoric pleasure and an overwhelming flurry of orgasms. And you know what they say, save the best till last! Abstaining from prostate massage due to the belief it makes you gay is depriving your G-spot of pulse-racing pleasure, it just doesn’t make any sense.

It’s used to treat a variety of health problems

So as well as a five star sexual treat, prostate massage is also used to help a variety of health troubles. Some of these include:

Painful ejaculation

Painful ejaculation occurs when fluid becomes blocked in the reproductive system. A cheeky finger slip inside helps to release the fluid, allowing ejaculation to become pain-free.

Erectile dysfunction

If you suffer from erectile dysfunction then don’t worry, you’re not alone. Studies show that more than 40 per cent of over 50s suffer a type of erection problem. Prostate massage provides a new form of sexual pleasure and as it’s the only adult massage to tantalise the prostate gland, you’ll be harder than a rock in no time. Other treatments to aid erectile dysfunction can be uncomfortable, expensive and often risk copious unwanted side effects. However, prostate massage enables a natural method which is completely good fun at the same time.

Urine flow

The prostate gland is surrounded by the urethra. When the prostate becomes inflamed or swells, it can often interfere with the flow of urine. Delicate touches of prostate massage helps to eliminate the swelling, allowing the flow to run more smoothly. (Read more about how prostate cancer can be detected from urine: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0090429501012687 )

Stress

Stress can build in every area of the body and as well as being unleashed with traditional massage strokes, can also be flushed out by orgasm. The beauty of prostate massage is that it almost always stimulates ejaculation, allowing you to enjoy the best stress relief EVER.

So yeah, are we still saying prostate massage makes you gay?

What do the men say?

We spoke to two heterosexual gentlemen who’ve sought prostate massage therapy for a number of years to get their views.

Douglas, 62

“Not going to lie, before I had my first erotic massage I would be quick to judge prostate as a gay treatment. However, now I’m a regular at massage parlours I now know this isn’t the case at all. I am a bit of a thrill-seeker and after testing all the erotic massages there is I was starting to get a little bored and want to spice up the treatments. The therapist suggested I try prostate massage, as it pushes new boundaries and introduces you to new overwhelming sensations of pleasure. And that’s exactly what prostate is. Going to an erotic massage parlour and not opting for the prostate element is like going to Disneyworld and not going on the biggest rollercoaster. You would have deprived yourself of the maximum exhilaration. If you perceive pushing the boat out with sexual pleasure as making you gay then you really are a bore.”

Harry, 37

“After being diagnosed with erectile dysfunction I had no choice but to opt for prostate massage due to no treatments helping my symptoms. I was a little hesitant, as I knew some boys down the boozer would rinse me for being gay. However, prostate massage therapy was the BEST thing I ever did. Not only did it cure my erectile dysfunction, but it also spiced up my sex-life massively. I was introduced to new things which teased and tantalised my soul in the bedroom department. Those who call people gay for seeking prostate massage can keep going, because it’s us who has the last laugh. After all, they are the ones missing out BIG time!”

Be naughty this Easter… get a Tantric massage

Fed up of piling on the pounds from over-indulging on chocolate during the Easter period? Well, here at Happy Massage we have found a way you can be naughty, without adding to your waist line. Gentlemen, why not try a teasing and tantalising Tantric massage in London this Easter Sunday? You certainly will enter a seventh heaven with this devilish treatment.

Why should I get a Tantric massage?

Of course, Tantric massage is welcomed at all times of year – but there are certain reasons why opting for Tantric over the Easter holidays makes it extra special, some of these are:

Takes away all of your stresses

Just before Easter, the working year comes to an end – which can often bring on one thing, stress. However, you can immerse your mind away from deadlines and the dreaded to-do list with the help of Tantric massage. Tantra therapists believe that when we are stressed, Chi builds in every area of the body, including the erogenous zones. Chi leaves every area enduring unwanted tension, aches and niggles. To combat this, masseuses use long and unwinding strokes wish flush out the chi and replenish the muscles with fresh oxygen and blood. This leaves your whole body and mind feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, a long way away from your stresses.

Indulges into your naughtiest of cravings

Forget chocolate eggs (they are SO last year) we are onto naughtier things here and this comes in the form of your sexiest of cravings. Did you know Tantric massage is the full package for fulfilling all of your sensual needs? The beauty of a Tantra treatment is that it can be tailored to just how you like it. Whether you are an individual who craves a tame vanilla experience or someone who prefers it more rough and ready, then the therapists have it covered. And the fun doesn’t stop there, most Tantric massages come with the opportunity to enjoy various extras. Whether that being French kissing, dress-up or OWO, so if you’ve always strived to try something a little more daring then do feel free to put in a request at the beginning of your appointment. A Tantric massage promises to take you on a tantalising journey to a sweet serenity.

It’s good for you

So it maybe just a little bit naughty, but Tantric massage is in fact, SO good for you. The aim of Tantra is to harmonise the whole body, mind and soul which gives you the most amazing satisfaction and pleasure. Tantric massage has also proven to boost the immune system, tackle aches and pains and relieves sleep problems including fatigue and insomnia. Many men who opt for the treatment on a regular basis feel refreshed and rejuvenated and often 10 years younger.

It makes you better in bed

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to have the stamina of a porn-star? Therefore, if you’re looking to boost your stamina then Tantric massage can certainly help you out. Tantra therapists boast the highest expertise in a specialist technique informally known as edging. Edging means that when you are reaching a point of climax, the masseuse will menouvre her sensual finger tips to a less sensitive area of the body before repeating the process again and again. Not only does this intensify the orgasm which is to come, but also majorly enhances how long you will last. Tantric massage can also relieve unwanted symptoms of premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. You’re guaranteed to leave the parlour as a new man.

Your secret is safe with us

Tempted to book a Tantric massage but are worried about being caught out? Then don’t worry, your secret is safe with us. Our Tantra palaces are super discreet and are disguised as lavish penthouse suites in some of the capital’s finest postcodes. Our booking team also take client confidentiality very seriously, erasing evidence of any appointment information every 24 hours. Want to book a Tantric massage this Easter? Then you definitely need to read on…

How to book

To a book a five-star Tantra treatment this Easter then please dial our 24 hour hotline number on 07818115239 we host a variety of smoking-hot therapists from China, Japan and Korea who have trained in the art of Tantra and seduction in their home countries. Now they find themselves in the bright lights of London to showcase their finest talents on the gentlemen of the city. Our massages maybe super luxurious, but our prices certainly don’t break the bank. Our Tantra therapies are available from just £120. So what are you waiting for sexy boy? Book your massage in today!

Prostate massage helped to heal my broken heart and it could do the same for you too

Nursing a broken heart? Don’t worry, a few months ago I was doing the same a few months ago too. However, instead of binging on the beers, watching far too many boxsets or refusing to leave the house you NEED to combat the heartbreak. This is why I opt for prostate massage and I never looked back..

If you’ve been with your Mrs or partner for quite a while it might be difficult to imagine getting frisky with anyone else, well it certainly did for me. However, as a 30 year old male I had needs and I didn’t want these needs to be fulfilled by just anyone. The thought of a mid-week Tinder hook up or a casual shag from a girl I found in the boozer on a Saturday night made it all seem not worth it. I wanted meaningful sex, without the stress.

This is when I turned to erotic massage. Many people aren’t aware that erotic massage isn’t just about getting your end away, but is about the experience which comes with it. To be an erotic masseuse you sure have to be a people person, in my time of coming for their sensual services I have never met a therapist who doesn’t give you a warm fuzzy welcome and loves to make articulate conversation before getting to the sexier bits. Just what you need when you’re nursing a broken heart and may not necessarily want a new relationship, but still need female company..

Anyway, back to the story. Erotic massage seemed to be the only solution to heal my heartache. The sex with my partner was amazing, so of course, the sexy time with an erotic masseuse needed to reach higher levels of pleasure if I was going to come out of my love-sick state of mind.

I took the plunge and called the erotic massage hotline, where I spoke to a lovely booking agent and enquired for service recommendations based on my current situation. So you may think ‘ha, what a drip – who does this?’ but believe me boys, pouring my heart out certainly worked out he best for me.

She suggested I tried prostate massage. So yeah, you could be thinking – isn’t that what gay people get? And I don’t blame you if you do – I thought that as well at first. However, after telling her I’d ‘think about it’ and hanging up the phone I took to the Internet to do some research, this is what I found..

Things the Internet tells you about prostate massage:

  • The prostate gland is the only G spot in the male body, which means the most EUPHORIC pleasure
  • Prostate massaging or prostate milking (if you want to use the medical term) can boost sexual stamina and aid premature ejaculation
  • Prostate massage encourages the rush of endorphins and oxytocin, which are known as the body’s natural hormones

I was sold, I needed to give prostate massage a go.

So I made my way to the parlour and of course, I certainly was nervous – the last time I’d had naked fun was with a girl who I thought was ‘the one’. However, I knew I needed to bite the bullet and try out this ridiculously hot session.

Many people often assume that a prostate massage is just a naughty finger slip inside, followed by a few motions until the client achieves orgasm, but it’s much more than that.

To begin the session, the therapist undressed herself and I out of my clothes, positioned me on my front and gave me a passionate full body massage. I cannot begin to tell you how relaxed this made me feel, as every stroke she performed felt sensational and immensely unwinding. It did more than just take away all of my nerves.

The flow between the massage and the prostate massage was just effortless, just like having a dip in the sea followed by a bit of sunbathing. I recall her hungry eyes gazed into mine, as she sought a nod of approval, I was more ready than ever.

And what can I say? Boy it felt f******* next level. My toes curled, my legs shook and my heart raced as her dainty little fingers circled around my prostate gland. I couldn’t stop moaning and groaning, as my whole body and mind reach a state of ecstasy. All of the amazing sexy encounters I had with my ex, suddenly felt like bland vanilla – prostate massage with a smoking hot masseuse was definitely the real deal.

Over the next few months I opted for prostate massage as much as I could, as it was certainly helping to heal my heartbreak. I got to indulge in the sexiest of pleasure with a gorgeous girl without the hassle, it really couldn’t have got any better. If you’re feeling love sick then you NEED to try, it worked for me and it certainly could for you too!

Try prostate massage today!

If you want to take a leaf out of this gentleman’s book and try and test prostate massage in London to heal your heartbreak then why not visit our visit our incall parlours dotted around Central London? Our prostate packages are available for a bargain price of £150 with happy ending or £180 with full service. Come and cure your heart with the orgasmic help of our gorgeous, professional and seductive therapists – we are just one call away boys!

New Year, New us – we are expanding our erotic massage list!

As 2018 comes to a close, everyone here at happy-massage has reflected over how much the business has expanded and excelled throughout the year, and we could not have done this without you, our amazing customers.

We are looking forward to a bright New Year and we are pleased to announce that we will be expanding our services even further in 2019. That means more services, more choice of girls, more locations and a lot more happy endings and authentic tantric fun!

However, we decided to ask some of our customers to leave a review on what their favourite service has been throughout 2018 so that we can make our services even better for you throughout the New Year.

Paul, 32

“My favourite service this year has to be the full body to body massage I received. Although I had experienced this service with a different company, I definitely cam to love it when I tried it with happy-massage. The full body to body massage consisted of both myself and the beautiful Korean masseuse I selected being fully naked. She uses special gels and oils which reduced friction and we were able to rub against one another’s bodies very easily. The tantric masseuse was very slim and petite, and I am quite a large man, so it felt like she could rub herself against me very easily which was highly pleasurable. The full body to body massage is an experience like no other, sensual yet pleasing, relaxing yet exhilarating.”

Randal, 47

“I have been a regular client at happy-massage for many years now, and I have to say, each year the masseuses keep getting better and better. I have no doubt that 2019 will trump 2018 and the girls will outshine themselves once again. I can’t choose a service that I enjoyed the most because they were all amazing, but what I will comment on is how professional and hard working all of the masseuses are. They put in a special effort to ensure that each client receives a unique experience that caters to their individual needs and desires. I am always very happy when I leave the happy-massage parlour and I look forward to their erotic tantic massage services throughout 2019.”

Tobi, 25

“When I was on my year abroad at university, I spent a year in Tokyo as a foreign exchange student. I made some local friends who introduced me to Nuru massage and I couldn’t get enough of it. When I arrived back to London afterwards, I spent a lot of time and money trying to find an tantric massage parlour that could meet the standards of the one I received in Japan, however it was proving difficult. One of my friends suggested that I visited happy-massage as they had real Japanese girl, offering authentic Asian massages and boy, was I pleased that I did. When I arrived at the clean and fresh erotic tantric massage parlour I was given the choice of masseuse and I had the most beautiful Japanese massage therapists to choose from. They provided a clean air mattress and used real Nuru gel that they had imported especially from Tokyo. The masseuse used her naked body to slip and slide all over me until I was aroused, the full body to body motion brought me intense levels of pleasure, and she finished it off by provide a full service massage. It turned out to be even beer than the Nuru massage service I received in japan. I could tell the masseuse had been trained to the highest standard and specialised in Nuru massage. The tantric massage parlour is ready to install new air mattresses in 2019, so I very excited to continue to use their services in the New Year.”

Royce, 29

“As I travel a lot, I do not get to see my partner that much which can be very frustrating. Due to the intensity of the job, I do need to release my tension somehow, and I find that receiving a happy ending massage is the ideal way. I do not receive full service as I want to stay loyal to my partner, but we have talked about how we are both comfortable for me to receive a happy ending massage. The masseuse always starts off by massage my whole body, caressing my skin and reducing any muscle pain or tension. This helps me to relax and chill out before she gives the tantric massage an exotic twist. I always orgasm a few times throughout the session which is amazing because not many tantric massage parlours allow you to do this.

So, if you would like to use our service to start of your new year with an orgasmic BANG then please contact us via call, SMS or email and we will provide you with an extensive list of services which we provide.

Happy New Year from all the girls at happy-massage!

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Why prostate play is the key to the ultimate orgasm

The human orgasm has been a phenomenon that has inspired and antagonised man since the dawn of time. This need not be. The female orgasm is less of a mystery, a simple bit of clitoral fondling can spark a female orgasm as quick as it takes to light a gas cooker- for men the ignition for their orgasm, if you like, has remained shrouded in mystery and confusion.

There’s no definitive answer as to why there is confusion, anything proposed would only be an example of guesswork that being said we can hypothesise that is has something to do with male ejaculation. More men than you would imagine believe coming and having an orgasm is the same thing. Ejaculation is a release sure but an orgasm is a full body explosion of pleasure- they’re in the same ball park but not the same thing. This mislabelling and subsequent confusion has meant that for generations the male orgasm has slipped under the rug.

The key to the male orgasm lays in the prostate gland. When massaged, similarly to how one would massage the female clit, the prostate gland elicits strong waves of pleasurable sensations down through the male coccyx, up into the spine and then around the entirety of the body; causing full body convulsions as a result of intense all-encompassing pleasure. It’s quite extraordinary that this mind expanding pleasure organ is often dismissed by the modern world.

The neglect of the prostate gland may also be a result of its location. Not exactly in the most convenient of places, the prostate gland is located inside the anus.

For some reason over time male homosexual sex has been the only sexuality directly associated with prostate play- this has perhaps had some influence in heterosexual men turning their backs to it because of the connotations linking them to the gay community. Something now in 2018 that is much less stigmatised but not so long ago would have resulted in criminal prosecution. Association with gay sex in the 70’s, 80’s would have landed you in prison- something that could certainly deter men from getting their prostates massaged.

However the past is the past and whatever the reason the male orgasm has had such shoddy public exposure over the past hundred years or so is nothing we should bother waving a stick out. What we should do is reverse the stigma and re-immerse prostate massage and the ultimate male orgasm in to the general populace.

You can take part in the global effort to debunk standard male pleasure levels by going and getting a prostate massage yourself. Receiving your first prostate massage by a trained professional is an excellent way to ease yourself in to this intense pleasurable rush. The problem with not knowing exactly how it works yourself and asking a partner with equally little knowledge is that they may perform the massage incorrectly and instead of inciting pleasure they could cause you pain- which would, most probably, prevent you from trying it again. By going to a professional erotic masseuse you can rest easy knowing that you are definitely going to experience an authentic prostate massage that will categorically lead to the ultimate orgasm.

To help you understand further, to enable you a greater incite in to why and how a prostate massage gives you the ultimate orgasm experience then I would suggest you have a look at these anonymous true life experiences from men of all ages who sampled prostate massage for the first time.

All names have been changed to maintain anonymity and personal privacy.

Derek, 62, Oldham, Greater Manchester, UK.

From the North but found myself travelling up to London a couple of times a week for work. Sometimes they’d have me up in nice hotels, you know just for the night like. I never used to think anything of it- you know anything going on behind there, never even tried anal. I think it’s a generation thing. If were getting anything up the bum when I was a lad you were a puff and that was that. It’s annoying thinking back now. Now that I’ve tried it. I was married at 17 and me and Patricia had a solid marriage. The sex- the sex was fine, it just was what it was, nothing wrong with it like. But when she passed in 94; cancer, I sort of juts closed the book on that department. That was until I say, I started stopping in over in London. I’d never had a massage before but a guy I was working for at the time insisted.

So this girl comes to my room, young girl like, early twenties. And she is massaging my back, naked like, and it’s all very nice really relaxing and out of nowhere she starts sliding her hand down towards my bum hole and I said, I said now hang on their love- but she assured me that this is what my friend mr – well that doesn’t matter- mr something, had bought for me. Now I’m not one to turn down a gift so I went along with it and my god and I’m glad.

To be honest with you I was starting to think I had become like sexually stunted, as soon as she started moving her fingers up and down, doing this stroke like motions by hold body turned back on- it was like a light switch had come on and I was tingling all over, I was blown away with sexual pleasure- and this energy too.. I felt 25 again.

Honestly took my breath away. You know if I had known about prostate massage when I was younger, I think, I do, I think my life would have been a lot more fruitful.

Francis, 26, Peckham, London, UK.

Prostate massage feels like you’re getting your dick massaged from inside out- it might sound crazy but man h man, it’s fantastic.

Michael, Broadstairs, Kent, 41, UK.

I was nervous I’ll admit, felt a little uncomfortable, a little apprehensive coming up to it. But the experience itself? Marvelous, honestly. It’s hard to describe but I suppose I’ll say this. For something that initially I thought was so wrong to feel so right took me by surprise. I don’t know why it’s not more widely accepted.

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Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself: Reasons why you should get an erotic happy ending massage this Halloween

Across the Globe, Halloween is enjoyed by all – whether you celebrate by partying, trick or treating or simply by watching a haunted movie at home. However, we want to drizzle some spicy pumpkin juice onto your 2018 Halloween experience. Stop trickin’ and start treating yourself boys to an erotic happy ending massage, it won’t just be toffee apples being sucked this Halloween!

Sensual happy ending massages should be welcomed at all times of year, but there’s something about the mysterious month of October which make them spookily special. Here are five reasons you need to get an happy ending massage this Halloween:

You (and your masseuse) get to dress up

Roleplay is one of the biggest turn ons within the bedroom, so what better chance to get your sexy act on than Halloween? Many massage parlours experience a surge of clients wanting to take part in roleplay and dress up in October. Therefore they have wardrobes full of outfits that you can cherry-pick from for your tantalising encounter. Whether you want a sexy witch to cast copious sensual spells over you, a passionate horny devil or a naughty Nuru nun that loves to sin, then erotic massage parlours have it covered. If the parlour doesn’t have a costume that you’re looking for then don’t panic, most erotic therapists are more than happy to indulge in your alluring fantasies if you supply your own. The good news is that roleplay and dress up is available from just £20 extra, that’s less than a bottle of wine!

It’s the perfect temperature

Many massaging experts deem autumn the best time of year to get an erotic happy ending massage. This is mostly due to it being the perfect weather. Whenever we feel too hot, we often avoid massage as we worry about being sweaty. While when it’s too cold we aren’t keen to strip out of our clothes – which is essential for getting the maximum benefits (and fun) out of an erotic massage. However, October sees highs of 13 degrees, which is deemed the perfect temperature for most physical activities, including an erotic bodywork. Studies show Halloween to be one of the most popular times of the year to get freaky under the sheets. You may sweat and shiver, but it’s guaranteed to be for all the right reasons.

Your costume will be the best disguise

Fearing being seen by someone they know has being enlisted as the top reason some men chicken out of visiting an erotic massage parlour. However, you needn’t get a dodgy wig and sunglasses as a disguise when you visit on Halloween– your costume will do just the trick. Nothing will make you feel more invincible than walking towards our Baker Street parlour disguised as Sherlock Holmes. Benedict Cumberbatch who?

Treat yourself after payday

Apart from Christmas, there’s no better time of year to over-indulge than Halloween (and we don’t mean on sweets and chocolate) As Halloween is celebrated on the 31st October, it comes in just after payday – which gives you no excuse not to treat yourself. Erotic massage parlours offer a variety of mystical packages which are guaranteed to tease your naughty taste-buds this Halloween. Our personal Halloween favourite is Nuru, which allows the therapist to not only use her magical fingertips over your naked body, but also her mesmerising boobs and bum too, until your love potions begin to flow. Requests and extras are also available if you really want to indulge in your wildest fantasies. It may sound too good to be true, but we’re not tricking you boys!

 

Experience a happy ending massage this Halloween

As expected, Halloween is one of our busiest periods of the year. Therefore we advise you to book if you want to experience one of our mesmerising erotic massages, which are available from just £120 with happy ending and £160 with full service. Our stunning oriental therapists can’t wait to get frisky with your wand. Call our naughty but nice booking team to arrange your spooky session today. Read more about happy ending massage in London here.

 

The five types of men who visit an erotic massage parlour

Ok, so how many of you associate horny middle-aged married men being the ones who visit erotic happy ending massage parlours? However, during my time working as a masseuse I quickly realised this was not the case. There is, in fact, a diverse range of clients who seek adult therapies. Some would be an absolute dream to attend to, while others would make you want to moan (for all the wrong reasons!) Here are the five types of men who visit an adult happy ending massage parlour.

1. Tho one who wants a quicky for £20

So, they do say first the worst and all that, so let me introduce you to the WORST type of customer. They are usually young, casually dressed in a polo, jeans and trainers and usually think they can get anything they want with their cheeky London accent. Let me tell you boys, you can’t. It’s typical to get the money side out of the way at the beginning of the session, so clients can fully immerge into a sexual heaven without being reminded they’ve paid for it. However, when clients pull out just one £20 note they’re going to be shown out door, not my pussy. Sometimes they try and haggle. ‘I only want a blowjob babe’ or ‘I just want quick sex, no massage’ are common begs. It gets worse when they start to use the argument ‘But I’m young and good looking’ as to why they should get such a hefty discount. If this is you then sort out your ways or never come back. Your £20 will come into good use for your taxi home, hun.

2. The one who has too much money

On the flip side, there are some men who are super rich (and probably have more money than sense). They are usually mid-to-late 50s, have a few greys, but are super well dressed and have an endearing Queens – English accent. It is easy to be intimidated by these well-to-do gentlemen, but they are usually the friendliest and courteous type of client you may meet. Let’s be honest, they probably have a wife at home and have been taught how to treat a lady. But if you had a wallet full of cash, why wouldn’t you have some no-strings attached fun to live out your wildest fantasies? And boy, these types of guys are not afraid to flaunt their money. Four hands, six hands, Nuru, happy ending massage, prostate massage, French kissing and full service – they want it all and usually book sessions on a weekly basis. The gentlemen usually get the best service, because they are super generous with their tips. If you tip us well boys, we’ll give you an even better time – it’s that simple!

3. The one who is old enough to be a great great great Grandad

Ok, so maybe that is a slight exaggeration – but there are many clients who are twice or even three times my age. These men are usually smartly dressed, have a slight croaky voice and may even carry a walking stick. Despite warning you of their Arthritis, they are always keen to have a good time and know exactly what they want in the bedroom department. “I’ll have a bit of hanky panky” is a common request – who even says that nowadays? These older men are usually lonely and seek an erotic happy ending massage for not just a bit of sex, but for company too. So, if they want a blowjob while discussing the antiques on Dickinson’s Real Deal that day, then it works for me just fine.

4. The one who thinks he is a sex god

It’s hard to say it without laughing, but yeah there are clients who think they are porn star. Young, old, chubby, slim, well-to-do, working class, believe me they come in all forms – and usually can’t just be spotted by the naked eye. Once the door is closed and I begin to take off their clothes, is when they start to unleash their ‘sex-god’ traits. They usually commonly share the love for the word ‘baby’ and boy, they love to overuse it. “Oh baby, take off my clothes” “Baby you’re making me so horny” and “Ah baby, do you love my sexy body?” urghhh. They usually forget that I am the masseuse and love to take control, putting me in more positions than I would do in a long yoga class. They are super confident and love it when you pay them a compliment or two. Some even try to dirty talk in your ear. One even got too ahead of himself during a Nuru massage, that he ran to the showers stark naked covered in Nori gel, only to be greeted with another masseuse getting we ‘n’ wild with their client in the shower. It’s fair to say the man went from the ultimate stallion to a distressed foul all in one moment. So the moral of the story is boys, not to be too cocky and rush your Nuru massage. You don’t get far by thinking you’re the ‘dogs bollocks’ Though it’s always fun to massage a ‘sex god’ they can be super exhausting – one a day is enough for me!

5. The one who is SUPER shy

Ok, so I get it everyone has to start somewhere when it comes to their happy ending massage journey – however, some are often more shy than others. Some shake like a leaf, while others stumble over their words or even sweat more than a larger-sized lady at a disco. If shyness applies to you then you needn’t worry – my job as an erotic masseuse is to put you at ease – and boy I’m good at doing that! Just please make sure you don’t p**** yourself before the session commences – that certainly won’t pleasurable for either of us.

Why not see which type of client you are with the help of our erotic massage offered in the heart of Central London? Book a session with us today 07818115239

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The story of our one masseuse – Lisa

 

Erotic massages and sex work is highly frowned upon by many people in society, probably due to religious morals passed down through the centuries. However in an era where we practice freedom of speech and women are gaining more power than ever before, why can’t people understand “My body is my body, I can use it how I like?” The same way in which you respect a woman if they decide to abstain from sex, you should also respect women who decide to use it to make money if that is what they want to do.

Of course, forced sex and prostitution is a whole other thing. I do not agree with women participating in sex if it not what she wants as a woman should have complete ownership of her own body at all times. However, I will share my story with you and how I became an erotic masseuse and the trial and tribulations I face with my job.

I first began working as a masseuse when I was sixteen, in my home country of Japan. I needed some extra money as I was a typical teenage girl and loved to shop. A local massage parlour had a job going to help give sports massages to local athletes and although I was no trained to do this, I quickly picked it up and a lot of gymnasts, runners and footballers asked for me to give them sports massages on their muscles. My boss noticed my natural talent and suggested that I apply for massage therapy school and become professionally trained. I had never really thought about what I wanted to do in the future, however the idea of being a masseuse seemed great. I got some references from my boss and also a few of my clients and to my surprise I managed to get into one of the most elite massage therapy schools in Tokyo! I was very pleased with myself and it gave me the motivation to work extremely hard. I knew it would be difficult to leave my small village and family and move to a large city where I don’t know anyone but I knew I had a talent and that it would be shame for it to go to waste.

The massage therapy school was a beautiful building quite close to the city centre in Tokyo and around a 15 minute walk from my new apartment. All of the students there were so beautiful and came from Japan, China and Korea. Our teachers were also kind and friendly and looked like models, they had been masseuses for years and had shared their skills all over Asia. However, I knew I wanted more than that and I told myself that one day I would travel to Europe and become a masseuse in London. Classes were early and we worked the whole way into the night, we also had placements and had to work for many long hours unpaid with very rude and strange customers. What kept me going was my passion and love for what I do, ad seeing how the customer would look a lot happier when they left my massage session. Finally the time had come for me to graduate and I passed with flying colours, London here I come!

When I arrived in London I found a nice and affordable apartment in Marylebone with a lovely Chinese girl who also happened to be a masseuse. I luckily got a job in a posh spa resort in South Kensington which was not too far from the flat. However, after the first few weeks my boss stared to become very unpleasant with me and did not like the massage styles and techniques that I was using, even though the clients seemed to enjoy them. She treated me differently from the other English masseuses and I felt very alone and sad.

I expressed my problems to my house mate who told me that they were actually looking for a new masseuse at her job and that I would be perfect for it. I had not asked her much about her job because she worked quite late into the night so I did not see her that often and when I did ask she seemed quite hesitant.

She then told me that she wasn’t just any type of masseuse but an erotic masseuse. I was a bit judgemental of her at the beginning but when she explained to me how our genitals are just another part of our body and should not miss out on a massage as they hold the key to a lot of relieve and happiness I knew that I wanted to give it a go. I was slightly nervous at the beginning but my first client was nice and I could see that he was stressed with a lot of tension and sadness. I try to make each session as individual as possible to give each client exactly what they want and fulfil their needs and desires. Most of my customers are very nice and respectful towards me and the others are not.

As we are open until 3am, many customers come in quite late at the weekend and are intoxicated with alcohol. When a customer is very drunk we do not provide them with our erotic services as they are in a vulnerable state. This makes some of them very mad and angry and they can call us very hurtful names like “slut” or “prostitute”. When I try to explain to them that they should not speak to a professional worker like this they tell me “go get a real job”. This upsets me a lot as I have worked incredibly hard for my profession and have left my family, friends, country to travel half way across the world just to help the gentlemen of Europe. A lot of them come specifically to me as they want an authentic Asian tantric or erotic massage so it is harsh when they disrespect me and my services.

As much as it is hard to receive negative comments like this, it only pushes me to work harder. After all I do love my job!

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Yes, you’ve read it right! We offer an erotic massage straight to your hotel door withing an hour!

Get a Heathrow Massage before or after your flight

Less than 20 miles away from the heart of London stands Heathrow Airport. The airport, which boasts a staggering five terminals, lands into top five busiest airports in the world. Therefore it’s fair to say Heathrow can be a hectic – especially during the summer period. A visit to Heathrow Airport can see children running in every direction, countless announcements over the speaker and not to mention the endless queue at security. Putting all these contributing factors together flourishes stress before you’ve even boarded your flight. But here at Happy Massage we always have the solution to ease your stress, ever considered a Heathrow massage?

What is a Heathrow massage?

A Heathrow massage provides everything you need to knead out your pre or post-flight niggles when you’re visiting the airport. Heathrow massage is exclusive to outcall only. Whether you’re staying in one of the luxurious hotels dotted around the airport or live nearby one of our highly trained therapists can visit you for one hour or more of fun, relief and pleasure.

Here at Happy Massage we have recently introduced more services available as part of your Heathrow massage session. We love to give our clients choice so they can tailor their experience to suit their needs, cravings and fantasies.

Deciding on your service

Firstly you need to decide your massage package. We offer Happy Ending which includes a daringly delicious massage of your choice and hand relief. If you’re feeling a little more adventurous then the Full Service is also available. Full Service includes everything involved in the Happy Ending package, but also incorporates oral and penetration as part of your experience. The Full Service is only a little bit extra.

Once you’ve chosen your package it’s time for things to get extra juicy and choose your massage. We have more than 10 styles available as part of Heathrow massage (that’s more than any other adult massage parlour in London!) These include:

  • Body to body massage
    The therapist lathers your whole body in oil of your choice, before sliding and grinding her sensational physique on you. Body-to-body is the obvious go-to choice if you’re new to Heathrow massage.
  • Sensual massage
    Slow and soothing, sensual massage provides everything you need for an hour of orgasmic romance, perfect if you’re craving some TLC after a long-haul flight.
  • Tantric massage
    Based on Ancient Indian spiritual practices, Tantric massage aims to connect your body, mind and soul for the most glorious stress relief. You’ll definitely not be ready for landing.
  • Erotic massage
    The beauty of erotic massage is that it can be whatever you want it to be. Fancy an hour of a sizzling bump ‘n’ grind or something slow and passionate then this orgasmic bodywork has it covered.
  • Lingam massage
    The Latin term Lingam loosely translates into ‘wand of light’ and is essentially a massage which focuses around your manhood. You’ll be flying high as Lingam massage encourages the most explosive happy endings.
  • Prostate massage
    For those who enjoy the thrill of turbulence then prostate massage is designed for you. Prostate massage is the only service which stimulates the male g-spot as the therapist slips a cheeky finger inside.
  • Nuru massage
    The modern Japanese bodywork is much more unique than other services we offer. Instead of using generic massage oil, special slippery gel (encompassed of sea weed elements) is placed upon the body. This is perfect for getting wet ‘n’ wild with your masseuse.

We also give our clients at Heathrow the option to book four hands massage. Four hands massage comes with double the trouble, double the benefits. Instead of having one therapist paying attention to your body and erogenous zones, with this treatment you’ll have two. This is perfect if you’re feeling super stressed or seeking a service to deliciously treat yourself while you’re in London. A four hands Heathrow massage should definitely be one for your bucket-list.

Where can I get a Heathrow massage?

As mentioned earlier in the post, our Heathrow massage is available for outcall only. We operate to all hotels with the TW6, UB3 and UB7 postcodes and most private houses and apartments in these areas. To find out if Heathrow massage is available for you please feel free to call or text us with your postcode. We will have a response for you in the matter of minutes.

From luxury on a budget, to the most lavish hotels in the Heathrow area, we cover them all. These include:

  • Radisson Blu Edwardian ***** UB3 5AW (From £76 per night)
  • Renaissance **** TW6 5AQ (From £99 per night)
  • Hilton Terminal 4 ****TW6 3AF (From £99 per night)
  • Premier Inn Terminal 5 *** TW6 3AF (From £66 per night)
  • Marriott **** UB3 5AN (From £123 per night)

The best thing about Heathrow massage is that it is completely stress-free (exactly what you need after enduring the niggles of one of the busiest airports in the world) It beats the grinds of Central London traffic and the worries of the service being discreet. Instead, contact our around-the-clock booking team and we will have one of our therapists with you in less than one hour.

The masseuse will come equipped with everything needed for the perfect sensual stress-busting experience. This includes soft plush towels, the finest massage oil and scented candles of your choice. All you have to do is kick back, relax and wait for your gorgeous goddess to arrive at your house, apartment or hotel.

A Heathrow Massage at Happy Massage is available from £180ph. The cost includes everything needed for your session as well as travel costs for your therapist to and from your location.

To find out more or to book your Heathrow massage today then call, text or email our booking team. They are always happy to assist you on your request and requires. You might have travelled in economy, but a Heathrow massage with us promises to be first-class every time.

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The most popular entertainment in Camden Town… You’ll be shocked!

When you think of Camden, what comes to mind? Do you think markets, hipsters and good food. Camden is a great area in London to visit, the best, according to a lot of VisitLondon readers. We went out on to the streets of Camden to find out why people find themselves there. We want to know what the deal with Camden, what hotspots do people recommend, what are the secrets.

These are the questions we headed to Camden with, we expected to get restaurant reviews, tips on the best boutiques, what we got was much more interesting… As an ignorant Northerner (Growing up in Yorkshire) I honestly didn’t know a thing about London. After actually going to Camden and speaking to people myself I learnt one of the main reasons that draws people to Camden town… Massages, of the erotic nature…

That’s right guys you heard it here first (maybe) Camden Town is a hot spot for the best erotic massage parlours in the United Kingdom. People from abroad and locals alike are all drawn to Camden because of the exciting array of erotic massages on offer. Remarkably, out of the ten people I interviewed, six, that’s right six(!) of them were in Camden to get an erotic massage.

I’ve transcribed some of our conversations to give you a better idea of how prevalent erotic massage is in Camden town. First I spoke to Terry. Terry is a hairdresser; he runs a unisex salon in Shoreditch. I caught him as he was getting out of his car (a rather nice sports car..) and he was happy to chat:

Me: Hi there, I’m writing an expose on Camden town for VisitLondon and I was wondering if you could tell me what you’re doing in Camden this morning?

Terry: Well funnily enough I should be working but I had a last minute cancellation. It can be rubbish standing around the salon when it’s quiet, I can get really restless. A midday massage always sorts my head out. There’s a parlour in Camden that I go to fairly regularly. They specialise in authentic nuru and tantric massages. I’m a big fan of tantra, the whole philosophy, its really important to me. And nuru… well that’s just a lot of fun.

Me: Oh so you’ve come to Camden to get an erotic massage?

Terry: Exactly, the best place for an erotic massage in London, hands down.

I then spoke to a lady in her 60’s who had bright red hair that was in Camden looking for crystals. Coincidentally after that I spoke to Mark- who was also in Camden on the hunt for Crystal(s).

Me: Hi sorry I don’t mean to bother you but could you spare a moment?

Mark: Uh yea sure, no problem

Me: I’m writing an article about Camden Town and was wondering if you would let me know what’s brought you to Camden today.

Mark: I’m going to see Crystal.

Me: Oh is that a friend of yours?

Mark: You haven’t heard of Crystal? Well I suppose why would you, a lot of your male readers will know who I mean.

Me: No sorry I have no idea who you mean.

Mark: Crystal is an erotic masseuse, she is notoriously hard to get an appointment with but completely worth getting on her waiting list. She gives the best happy ending massages in London, maybe the world, who knows. I’ve been waiting two months for this appointment. Oh she’s gorgeous as well. Maybe the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. I’ve booked for two hours, why not eh?

Me: Well yea, I guess. So you’ve travelled to Camden for an erotic massage?

Mark: I’ve come all the way from Nottingham for this appointment! She’ worth it trust me.

I then went to grab a coffee. I found a nice coffee house with outdoor seating. I decided to sit out in the sun and mull over this ‘erotic massage frenzy’ that had seemed to be taking Camden by storm. I sat alone but close to a group of Asian girls, all about my age. One of them saw me staring and smiled; I went over and introduced myself, explaining the article. They agreed to be interviewed and I could NOT believe what they said…

Me: So what are you doing in Camden today? (other than having coffee obviously)

Suki: We all live in Camden

Me: Oh really, do you work in Camden too?

The girls laugh

Anna: Our job takes us all around London but we are based here in Camden.

Me: What do you all work as, some kind of outreach?

Suki: We’re all erotic masseuses.

Me: No way. Seriously? You are all erotic masseuses?

Anna: Well no, Jess works here but she’s hoping to get trained up and join the team.

Me: Is Camden like some sort of erotic massage mecca?

Suki: Well sort of, have you never heard that Camden is the best place for an erotic massage in London?

Anna: I got scouted in Japan, and when they told they could get me in to a parlour in Camden I was over the moon. All erotic masseuses know that you’ve made it if you’re working in Camden.

Suki: The crème de le crème of erotic masseuses are all here.

Kelly: Crystal works in a parlour down the road from me. I met her once, she’s as nice as they say.

Me: Oh I’ve heard about Crystal. Well right, so thanks for that. (pause) Is it alright, you know.. do you enjoy your job?

Anna: I can’t imagine doing anything else, I love my job.

Suki: Same, and the moneys great. Me and Anna have just bought a flat outright.

Me: Wow, I’ve been trying to get out of my overdraft for six years..

So that’s what happened when I went to Camden. I discovered the weird and wonderful world of erotic massage. If you’re thinking of getting a massage or if you’re thinking of going to Camden why not do both! It’s the thing to do apparently….

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