Five reasons why you need a happy ending massage before you fly

It’s a treat to start off your trip

First of all, whether you’re going away on business or leaving the country for pleasure you NEED to book a massage beforehand. Forget a pre-flight pint or a browse around the endless duty free, this is the ultimate treat before flying on a big bird. Outcall one of our gorgeous Asian masseuses to the comfort of your hotel and your work is done. Watch as they strip out of their raunchiest underwear as you feast your hungry eyes all over her naked body. Your spine will probably be tingling with excitement, but this is just the starter of this delicious banquet. Allow her to guide you to the bed to give you the raciest rubdown of your life. Your mind will be blown with more than just happy ending! At Happy Massage we have oriental goddesses who can fulfil every one of your wildest fantasies – whether you want a sweet and innocent pocket rocket or a boobilicious beauty with a booty to rival Kim Kardashian’s, we have it covered. Sure, the whole experience is bound to feel like Christmas, but this is just a pre-treat to begin your exotic trip!

It can melt all your pre-flight stresses away

We all know airports and aeroplanes to be stressful experiences, kids running around in every direction, the endless announcements over the speaker and not to mention the never ending queue for the toilets. You might escape to the exclusive lounge to indulge yourself in champagne on tap and a cuisine fit for a king to help de-stress before your flight, but why only start the unwinding process there? Massage is super effective for helping you de-stress, but with a happy ending massage the benefits are even more enhanced. You may be used to the super-soothing strokes of a classic massage, but with one of our stunning sirens NOTHING is off limits. Meaning they can release the tension which has built in your most intimate areas. Moan and groan with a euphoria of pleasure as she arouses you to the most blissful happy ending, if that isn’t enough to release all your pre-flight stress then I don’t know what is!

It can help you sleep

Let’s face it, if you’re going on a business trip to China or an exotic holiday to Hawaii you’re going to be bored on the plane, so what better way to ease the boredom than sleeping. Ok, sometimes it’s easier said than done to sleep on the flight, but a happy ending massage can help! The soothing strokes of a massage is enough to absorb your body and mind into a sweet state of serenity, enough to melt all your worries away and relax literally every one of your muscles – perfect if you’re wanting to catch some extra zzzzz’s! If you want a slow and soothing or a raunchy and heart-racing massage we have girls to fit the bill! Watch as she takes you to the horniest state you’ve ever been in as she teases up and down your lingam while you moan and groan with break-taking pleasure!.A massage with one of our Asian beauties is bound to be the most enjoyable workout of your life. You’re guaranteed to need more than a lie down after and what better way to chill than flying to a different country? If you’re not sleeping like a baby after one of our happy ending massages then there must be something wrong with you!

It can ease plane seat back pain

Reluctant to fly because you know just how sore your back is going to be after enduring hideous plane seating? Well don’t suffer in silence and prepare with a happy ending massage beforehand. Experts suggest individuals are more likely to have worsened lower back pain if they don’t give their body the TLC it needs (I.E having a massage!) The tantalising powerful strokes of one of our highly-trained therapist works out all of the muscle knots developing in your back before they get worse on the plane! Your body is guaranteed to have a new lease of life as you arrive in the country pain-free. Who said flying is a chore?

Boosts your immune system

Ok, getting post-flight sickness is a thing and is enough to put some people from flying. Illness occurs as subjecting yourself to airplane air-conditioning for copious hours riddles yourself with other peoples germs from the air being re-circulated. However, you can beat getting ill with a happy ending massage. Soothing massage strokes enhance the quality of the blood and oxygen flow as well as increasing the white blood cell count, which helps to eliminate waste products. All these factors is what boosts your immune system AND I bet you didn’t know regular orgasms can also stop you from getting sick? So, if you really want to stop yourself from getting ill at the beginning of your trip then look no further than a happy ending massage!

So what are you waiting for? It’s a no brainer to book a happy ending massage before you fly! Outcall one of our Asian sensual sirens to the comfort of your own home or hotel to start your trip with a bang (Literally!) There really is no better way to kick-start your getaway!

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7 reasons why your partner should give you a prostate massage

Whether you want to admit or not, you’ve probably- at some point in your life- thought about how it would feel to get a prostate massage. If you’re not familiar with that term, it’s basically a posh way of describing a finger up your bum, as vulgar as that may sound. It might sound gross, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Prostate massages are insanely pleasurable, really good for your health and can be a welcomed addition to your sex life. If you’ve got a partner who is open-minded, suggest trying some a little different because you certainly won’t regret it. Here are seven reasons why your partner should give you a prostate massage:

Because it’s the 21st century guys!

We aren’t living in 1865 anymore people- it’s the 21st century- sexual experimentation is a good thing. The stigma surrounding men and anal play is behind us, and it’s time you started realising that exploring your behind doesn’t necessarily make you a homosexual! Not convinced? Well hear this- recent polls have shown that around 71 percent of STRAIGHT men in relationships have admitted to trying prostate massage at least once in their lifetime, but the majority have enjoyed it on more than one occasion. If this doesn’t give you reassurance that what you’re doing is completely normal, I don’t know what will.

Maybe your gal thinks it’s hot too?

Believe it or not, some women find anal play- on both sides- to be a massive turn on! Perhaps you think having her play with back door would gross her out, which is why you’ve never even asked? Well, you could be wrong. In fact, she might have been dying to ask you about it for ages too! Recent polls showed that 80% of women in relationships said they WOULD try giving their partner a prostate massage if they wanted to. Surprised? We were too- but it’s true. Women love prostate massages just as much as men!

It’s something new and exciting

In most relationships, sex tends to go as a flat as an open can of coke after a year or two. Yeah you might still drink it (you don’t want a drink to go to waste) but you’ll never truly enjoy a glass of flat coke. It’ll never really satisfy you. Prostate massages are the fizz you’ve been looking for. They’re exactly what you need to add a bit of spice back into your sex life and to set off on a journey of exploration with your other half. Basically, don’t knock it before you try it- you’ll be surprised how much electricity it adds to your frolicking between the sheets!

It will make your orgasms more intense

Guys, lets clear something up. Girls aren’t the only sex with a G-spot, you have one too- and believe it or not, it’s your prostate. Hallelujah! The prostate is a beautiful ball of sensations that is bound to make your toes curl and your body tingle with wild pleasure! Think you’ve had an intense orgasm before? Well, you’re wrong. Massaging the prostate is bound to blow your head off with pleasure. You’ll most definitely want more after you’ve had a taste for it!

There are plenty of toys to help you out

Perhaps the thought of your girl getting handsy with your behind is daunting. Or maybe she’s just really clumsy and you’re scared she’ll actually cause damage. That’s fine, your other half doesn’t have to be an expert to give you a prostate massage; there are plenty of the toys on the market to do it for you. From butt plugs to high-tech prostate massagers, there is a buffet of weird and wonderful instruments out there to make your experience even more sexual.

It could prevent prostate cancer

If prostate massage wasn’t awesome enough already, it also has loads of health benefits. Regular prostate massages are not only pleasurable, but they’re also a great way of fighting off prostate-related illnesses such as cancer and prostatitis. The prostate can become inflamed or enlarged which can lead to excessive amounts of pain and varies health problems. However, prostate massage helps the gland to release trapped, toxic liquids and thus keeping it healthy and fully functioning.

It could help with erectile dysfunction

Erectile dysfunction- no laughing matter. If you’re an unfortunate sufferer, you’ll know how embarrassing it can be and how much of an impact it can have on your sex life. However, prostate massage has actually been known to improve this issue! The techniques used in a session encourage increased blood flow to the crotch area, meaning there is a higher chance of a man retaining an erection. What’s more, this style of massage teaches edging, which is a technique that pushes men to the verge of orgasm and then eases off. This is repeated several times and teaches men like you how to control your urges!

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3 Top Tips when preparing for a 4 Hands massage

4 Hands massages- a gift to men given by God himself. Seriously, if you’ve never had one before, you’re missing out, but make sure read up on it first before you splash the cash. 4 Hands massages really can be the ultimate experience, but they can also be a disaster if you don’t follow by the rules. Guidelines are there for a reason, so don’t get cocky and skip past this post, because you will regret it, I promise. So, if you’re ready to book in for an hour of fun with two gorgeous masseuses, here’s what you need to do beforehand to get the most from your experience:

Have a snack

Erotic massages are intimidating at the best of times, but imagine how you’ll feel when there are two naked masseuses touching you up, instead of one? You’re going to have some serious butterflies in your stomach before your therapists arrive, so it’s important to have a quick snack before you dive right in. One of the biggest mistakes made by clients before getting a massage is eating a large meal beforehand. This is a recipe for disaster, and we are here to tell you why. Most erotic massages start out with a full-body Swedish massage, which often begins with the client, lay on his front. Ever had someone push down on your stomach just after you’ve eaten? Well, it’s that times 10. Depending on your style choice, you could potentially have two women resting their entire body weight on your stomach- so imagine that after a three course meal? Although starving yourself is also a no-no, stick to a light lunch or snack in order to get the most out of your massage, but stay clear of buffets!

Take a warm shower beforehand

Now, this is something that all masseuses ask of their clients before a massage session, and there’s very good reason for that. First of all, hygiene is of the upmost importance when it comes to massages, but it’s doubly important when there are two women and four sets of hands involved. Let’s face it, you’d be pretty concerned to learn that the masseuses who had just rubbed their bodies against you hadn’t showered after seeing another client, wouldn’t you? Well, it’s the same case for them. A lot of erotic massages involve a great deal of close, body-to-body contact, so that means you’re going to be sharing a lot of bodily fluids with your therapists. Besides, who on earth would want two beautiful women to touch them whilst covered in sweat? No one- unless you’re gross, in which case, I feel sorry for your masseuses.

Secondly, warm water relaxes the muscles and basically gets them prepped for your massage. Erotic massages can have a massive impact on the body, so it’s in your best interest to relieve as much tension as much as you can. It’ll feel better, and it’ll make your masseuses’ jobs a lot easier!

Drink plenty of water

So, there needs to be balance here. You need to drink water, but don’t overdo it either. Filling yourself with good old H20 is really important before getting a massage because you’ll lose a great deal of it during the session. Stimulation of the muscles increases the blood flow which relies on water in order to transport oxygen and vitamins around the body. Without water, this activity becomes sluggish and ineffective. As a result, toxins aren’t able to escape from the body and you will ache as a result. You don’t want this- no one wants this- so drink some water beforehand and let your body do its thang! Then again, going OTT on the volvic should also be avoided. After all, these sessions can be long, and you really don’t want to interrupt your erotic, Tantric session by taking a trip to the bathroom. As well as instigating blood flow, exercising the muscles also encourages the lymphatic system to work a little harder, which means you’ll piss like a racehorse after the session anyway! Stick to a pint or so of water about half an hour before your session, it’s as simple as that.

Sound easy? Well it is, in fact, it’s almost as easy as picking up the phone and booking in for a session, today. Call us on the details below and schedule in for an hour of heaven with two of our beautiful, authentic, Asian masseuses- you won’t regret it!

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Tantric massage benefits: 9 reasons to make an appointment today

Five years ago, a crucial study found that massage actually does work in relieving muscle pain, which is particularly useful after a gruelling gym session that leaves you feeling drained and overworked. The study found that a mere 10 minutes was enough to reduce inflammation and help your body get on its way to Recovery Ville.

However, the benefits of a massage go far beyond easing aches, pains and strains. Aside from muscular ache, stress relief is one of the primary reasons people choose to get a massage. For decades, massage has been one of the leading therapies for busting stress. There is a growing body of research that suggests a hands-on rubdown is better than you might initially think.

1. Control anxiety and manage symptoms of depression

Massage is widely known to soothe anxiety and depression. There’s something so soothing and comforting about feeling someone else’s touch, whether it’s a simple pat on the shoulder, a bear hug or a massage. Massage, in particular, has been proven to lower levels of the hormone responsible for stress (cortisol), which results in a lifted mood and lowered blood pressure. Now, a tantric massage involves some sexual stimulation so this hormone is lowered even more. The pleasure neurotransmitter, dopamine, will be activated and serotonin will be released. Both of these work to boost and stabilise mood.

2. Soothes muscular and structural pain

According to, eight out of 10 Americans experience back pain that leaves them debilitated. A 2011 study found that a massage can help reduce pain and helps those who were suffering from it feel and function far better than those who didn’t have a massage. Massage has also been said to boost joint flexibility, ease stiffness and overall, promote a better range of motion.

3. Improve sleep quality

A massage is so relaxing that many people actually drift off while receiving one. Studies have investigated this, and found that it’s due to massage’s effect on delta waves, which are brain waves that are linked to deep sleep. A tantric massage is even better for that because people can experience sexual arousal and orgasms – the latter of which is said to boost sleep quality. This is due to the hormones released during orgasm which leave the person feeling so relaxed that they feel sleepy.

4. Boost your immune system

Multiple studies have found that massage therapy can actually help to boost the immune system’s functioning. One 2010 study discovered that massage seemed to increase the white blood cell count in the body. Scientists have theorised that it’s due to massage reducing the level of cortisol. Cortisol, which is the stress hormone, lowers the level of white blood cells, so by inhibiting cortisol production by keeping the person’s mood lifted, white blood cell production can run freely again. That’s why when you’re stressed, you are more susceptible to illness. The stress-relieving powers of a massage can help to boost your immune system and keep you healthy.

5. Beat mood swings

If you find yourself swinging from one mood to the next, a massage might help. Scores of studies have found that the mood-enhancing benefits of a massage can help to kick mood swings to the curb.

6. Boost alertness

A 1996 study conducted by the Touch Research Institute found that people who received a 15 minute chair massage were more alert and managed to complete a series of maths questions more quickly and accurately than those who didn’t. A tantric massage can be even better because studies have found that orgasms actually improve your concentration. Because you’re focused on achieving that orgasm, your brain works to concentrate on that goal and only that goal. The result? A more focused, alert mind.

7. Reduce headaches and migraines

Not only can massage ease muscle pain, but it can also reduce the intensity or completely ease headaches and migraines. According to WebMD and astudy conducted by TRI, a regular massage can actually reduce the frequency of migraines and the intensity of the pain. Another 2009 study discovered that a mere 30 minute massage can reduce the pain experienced by tension headaches and reducing the stress and anger caused by that pounding head. A tantric massage can take it further because orgasms and pleasure are natural cures for stress and headaches. Haven’t you ever tried to cure a migraine with sex?

8. Improve complexion

Tantric massage can have some beauty benefits too. The techniques boost blood flow, which encourages lymphatic drainage from the cells (moving toxins out of the body and nutrients in), plumps up loose, slack skin and adds vitality to a dull complexion. As for orgasms, that rush you feel is a rush of blood all through your body. Imagine the skin-related benefits you could experience with that!

9. Help with cancer treatments

Although it’s not the first therapy that might spring to mind when you think of cancer, the pleasurable benefits of a tantric massage can help to lift the moods of patients. This can relieve some of the psychological problems, such as anxiety and depression.

Where can I try a tantric massage?

If you’re interested in experiencing the benefits of a tantric massage, give our service a go. We offer a personalised massage service in central London, where you can change the experience to suit your needs. And if you can’t make it to our incall location, we also offer a flexible outcall service where the girl can bring the pleasure to you! It’s convenience and pleasure rolled into one easy service.

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The surprising benefits you can get with a prostate massage

The prostate is an organ that plays an important role in the male reproductive system. Located just below the bladder and in front of the rectum, this little walnut-shaped organ produces prostatic fluid, which is one of the main components of semen. Semen is important for male fertility. Without semen, the sperm cannot travel anywhere.

Now this gland is accessed via the anus and in conventional medicine, physicians diagnosed prostatic inflammations by performing digital rectal examinations. Prostatic health can be maintained by draining the gland. Also known as ‘milking the prostate’, this process can take some time and a trained professional to do it, but it is said to relieve certain painful symptoms of an inflamed prostate.

What happens during a prostate massage?

You might be feeling rather alarmed, considering this massage involves a finger penetrating the anus. Yes, we admit that it does sound intimidating. But let us explain further. A prostate massage involves the therapist using a well-lubricated gloved finger and slowly inserting it into the rectum. She will gently work her way up to the prostate gland and begin to slowly press, stroke and stimulate. A medical professional can do this, but an Asian massage specialist can also do this. And let’s face it, most of us would much rather a gorgeous oriental girl with sumptuous curves and soft hands do this than a stern-faced doctor in rubber gloves.

Typically, a prostate massage at an Asian parlour will begin with the therapist giving you a full body massage to help relax you. There’s nothing worse than being nervous before a prostate massage because you will unconsciously tense and clench your muscles, which can make the massage feel painful for you. Once you’re relaxed, the masseuse will slowly begin to arouse you. This will make the prostate massage more pleasant for you. She will slowly insert the lubricated finger into your rectum and gentle stroke your prostate gland. It may feel uncomfortable, but you will get used to it and when combined with a lingam massage, which is essentially a penis massage, and other erotic techniques, you will start to experience deep pleasure.

Now you know how famous and revered the female G-spot is, right? You know that women can experience full body orgasms when this precious spot is stimulated. But did you know that men also have this ability? Because yes, we too have a G-spot and that spot is also known as the prostate gland. When this spot is gently stroked as well as your penis, you can experience very powerful, sometimes explosive orgasms that leave you drained and intensely relaxed. Prostate stimulation can amplify orgasmic pleasure to levels you never would’ve believed. It’s said that women have stronger, more intense climaxes than men, but the prostate massage can make that more.

Does a prostate massage hurt?

We won’t lie to you – inserting anything into the anus will probably feel a little strange. You will probably feel discomfort for the first few minutes after the insertion. But the more relaxed you are, the less discomfort you will feel. That’s why the therapist starts with a full body or body to body massage to help relax you. It prepares your body and mind for the strange sensations, particularly if it’s your first time. Copious amounts of lube will be used so you don’t have to worry about friction. But the most important thing to remember is not to clench.

A lingam massage is a very popular therapy that is often incorporated into a prostate massage session. Essentially a massage that’s focused on the penis, a lingam masseuse knows all the tricks of the trade. She might even know how to manipulate your manhood and set your senses on fire better than you! She will use a variety of techniques to tease, arouse and keep you on the very edge of orgasm. When combined with prostate stimulation, your mind will go wild – you won’t know whether to concentrate on the insane sensations of your penis massage or your G-spot being stroked.

So about these benefits…

1. Reduces symptoms of prostatitis

Also known as the inflammation of the prostate gland, prostatitis is caused by a bacterial infection. With symptoms ranging from burning pains when urinating and poor urine flow to painful ejaculation, prostatitis is a lousy condition. A prostate massage can help drain some of the blocked, infected fluids that are causing the condition, and thus, eases the painful symptoms.

2. Eases painful ejaculation

Painful ejaculation is not what you want in life. Orgasms are meant to be pleasurable! This might happen when the ejaculatory duct is blocked or the prostate is inflamed. A prostate massage can help reduce the inflammation by releasing the infected and built-up fluids inside the gland. Painful ejaculation can also be a result of tight pelvic floor muscles, which is sometimes a symptom of prostate infections. Prostate massage manipulates these muscles, and this can ease some of that pain.

3. Improves erectile dysfunction

Okay we admit. There haven’t been many studies proving that prostate massage can improve erectile function, but every doctor we’ve ever spoken to or read about in articles have said that it does help, somehow. By milking the prostate, the pressure placed on the surrounding vessels are eased and blood flow is improved. Because erections are the result of blood flow, any boosted flow can potentially lead to better and stronger boners.

4. Soothes painful urination

Urine should flow out in a steady, painless stream. But when you have a swollen prostate, the bladder can be irritated, which causes the flow through the urethra to be affected. It might be slower or even cut off completely. When the prostate is drained, inflammation is decreased and the irritation is reduced, which returns urine flow to normal. A prostate massage also manipulates the pelvis floor muscles. These muscles contract and relax during urination so by exercising them, you may see your urine flow improved.

Where can I get a prostate massage?

Prostate massage is available in most places – from doctor’s and nurse’s offices to massage parlours. We recommend a massage parlour, because the therapists can provide a more pleasurable service than a methodical procedure from a medical professional. We offer a flexible Asian massage service in London, with therapists who are trained in a variety of styles including prostate.

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Cure your Prostatitis with Prostate massage

Located between the bladder and rectum, the prostate is the male, walnut-shaped reproductive organ. Surrounding the uretha, close to the connection between the bladder and uretha, the prostate is easily accessible through the anus. The prostate is an important part of the male anatomy and plays an important role in producing prostatic fluid- the main component of semen. When men ejaculate, sperm mixes with fluid that is secreted by important vesicles, the prostate and the bulbourethral glands. This is the process that creates semen. Therefore, without the prostate and its key role in this process, semen cannot function efficiently, and male fertility is compromised.

The whole body is prone to illness, and the prostate is no different. It is susceptible to inflammation and malfunctioning, which is why it is imperative to keep a health prostate. This in itself can prevent or cure a common and potentially damaging illness of the prostate- prostatitis. One of the main forms of treatments, administered by either doctors or masseuses, is prostate massage.

What is prostatitis?

Prostatitis is a urinary tract infection in the prostate that can affect any man of any age. Statistics have shown that this illness affects around 15% of men in the UK- all of whom experience either mild or severe symptoms at some point in their lives. Some of the common symptoms of prostatitis are:

– Blood in the urine
– Painful ejaculation
– A high fever
– The feeling of needing to urinate more frequently
– Erectile dysfunction
– Pain between the anus and the scrotum
– Pain in the muscles
– Back pains
– Painful urination
– Weak flow whilst urinating

What causes prostatitis?

There are many causes for prostatitis, but the prostate gland usually becomes inflamed due to bacterial or nonbacterial organisms. Similarly, it can also be as a result of a response from the immune system after some kind of damage. Whilst some symptoms and inflammation can last for only a couple of days, it can become a severe and chronic issue if left untreated. Whilst many doctors may subscribe antibiotics and muscle relaxants, they’re not always 100% successful in banishing symptoms. This is why prostate massage is often recommended.

What is a prostate massage?

Prostate massage can be administered for both medical reasons or for pleasure. It involves gentle stimulation of the prostate gland, which can feel amazing, but it actually intended to release blocked ducts and to ease pain and pressure. Masseuses wear gloves for the massage, and apply lubricant to the rectum when inserting a finger gently and slowly until they are able to locate the prostate. They will continue to rub, stroke and massage the walnut-sized gland which will encourage it to excrete damaging fluids. Although prostate massage can be uncomfortable at first, especially when the gland is swollen, it is known to be the key destination for male pleasure. Often described as the ‘male G-spot’, the prostate is a small ball of senses, and can therefore create mind-blowing sensations when massaged and stimulated.

Prostate massage for pleasure

Whilst we have focused mainly on the medical benefits of prostate massage, they can be explored for other reasons. As mentioned previously, the prostate is incredibly sensitive, and sends the senses wild when stimulated. Prostate massages are healthy, and are a great way to maintain a health prostate, but they can also minimise stress, lower anxiety, help tackle depression and improve the function of vital organs in the body. Unbeknown to most, physical pleasure and orgasms create a wave of positive effects on the body, and studies have actually shown that people with a more active sex life, live longer.

What are the benefits?

– They prevent the build-up of prostatic fluid
– They reduce inflammation
– They can reduce sexual impotence
– They ease the pain of urination
– They heighten sexual pleasure
– They improve prostate health
– They create pleasure
– They leave men feeling satisfied and relaxed

What are the risks?

– Bleeding of the prostate
– Risk of infection
– Haemorrhoids
– The spread of prostate cancer if already present
– Damaged rectal lining
– Pain and discomfort
– Worsened prostatitis symptoms

When it comes to the body, there are risks in everything we do- but we can’t let this stop us from exploring potentially amazing new horizons. If prostatitis is ruining your life or causing you pain on a daily basis, give prostate massage a go. However, if you have any existing prostate-related illnesses, always speak to your GP before you book into the session. This will minimise the risks and your chance of damaging your body.

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20 Positives that go through your head when having an Asian massage

1. Damn, this feels SO good…

2. I don’t think I have ever felt so relaxed…

3. Ah, the therapist is working wonders on my neck, back and shoulders – the tension has completely gone!

4. Ok, I’ve struggled with sleeping for ages but I really think I could fall asleep right now – save it for later…

5. They’ve just massaged away my headache, how is that possible?

6. Wow, my lower back pain has gone too – this massage therapist is a genius!

7. Is this person a masseuse or a painkiller? Because right now they’re working better than Paracetamol or Ibuprofen!

8. Not to mention all my worries have gone.

9. I think I’m feeling less anxious.

10. And less stressed, they really are a miracle worker!

11. Tonight’s sleep is going to feel SO good now my body and mind feels refreshed.

12. Wow, they’ve also massaged away the swelling from my injury.

13. I feel so flexible right now!

14. Anyone for the gym right now? Or want to play football? I’m raring for some activity..

15. Ok, maybe we should save it for later – but I’ve not felt this fit in years!

16. Ah, my skin feels softer than a baby’s bum! This massage therapist really is knocking some years off me.

17. And is it me or do my stretch marks look like they’ve gone down?

18. Stop looking, I need to close my eyes and enjoy the end of my massage, I’m SO content!

19. Awww, I don’t want this to end.

20. Sooo, when can I book again?

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A-Z reasons why massage therapy is good for you

An improved immune system

Burns calories

Cortisol, the body’s “stress hormone” is reduced

Decreases migraines and headaches

Eases the symptoms of mental illness, including depression and anxiety

Flexibility is improved

Greatly eases muscle tension

Helps older people achieve a greater range of motion and balance

Increases endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers

Joint mobility is enhanced

Knowledge of your body’s limits is better understood

Lowers blood pressure

Massage feels damn good

Nausea for migraine and cancer sufferers is reduced

Oxygen and blood circulation is improved

Pregnancy symptoms including morning sickness and tiredness are relieved

Quality of life is enhanced

Recovery from injury and illness is stimulated

Serotonin, the body’s “feel good” hormone is released

Temper is improved, especially for dementia sufferers

Unwinds the body and mind

Very effective for relieving stress

Warms up the muscles for exercise

Xtremely therapeutic, say no more!

Your aches and pains subside

Zzzzz, sleeping problems including insomnia and fatigue are relieved


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Why a happy ending massage is an experience everyone needs to try

Everyone who’s ever watched porn or is even just a little bit savvy on sex-related topics will have heard of a happy ending before. In case you haven’t, a happy ending is a euphemism for an orgasm, so a happy ending massage is a massage that ends in an orgasm. Happy ending massages are famous in red light districts, particularly in Asia.

Because of the sexual nature of a happy ending massage, many people are united in the belief that the practice is a form of prostitution. In reality, the happy ending is offered as an optional extra after the massage and so, is a consensual act between two adults rather than a business transaction.

There is a modern day witch hunt for erotic massages and parlours which offer happy endings. In many countries, there are very strict regulations on massage therapy as it’s so physical in nature. Erotic masseuses are not generally viewed as licensed massage therapists even if they have all the proper qualifications and training. This negative view of happy ending massages often mean that the benefits are overlooked. And regardless of where you might sit on the happy ending landscape and what your thoughts are, massages and orgasms have many benefits.

The many benefits of a happy ending massage

Massages are known for their relaxing benefits. There are countless news articles and blog posts that have documented the physical and psychological benefits of a massage. A 2012 study published in the Science Translational Medicine discovered that a 10 minute Swedish massage helped to significantly reduce inflammation in muscles. But the benefits go beyond soothing aches, pains and strains. There is an increasing body of research that suggests the benefits of a deep tissue rubdown go beyond reducing stress. A massage is even better for you than you might originally think.

Helps with anxiety and depression

Because a massage is so relaxing in nature, it can help to soothe deep stress, anxiety and even depression. Massages reduce the levels of the stress hormone cortisol in the body. This boosts spirits and overall mood as well as lowering blood pressure. This can also increase the levels of serotonin and dopamine, which have been linked to depression. The pleasurable nature of a happy ending means even more dopamine is released as well as other feel-good hormones. When you orgasm, your body releases endorphins like oxytocin and prolactin. These hormones work to improve and stabilise mood, promoting an overall positive state of mind.

Reduces pain and joint stiffness

A 2011 study found that massage helped people who were suffering from pain feel and work better in comparison to people who didn’t receive any massage. The lead author of the study later said in a press release: “We found the benefits of massage are about as strong as those reported for other effective treatments [like] medications, acupuncture, exercise and yoga.” Massage has also been found to reduce joint stiffness and improve range of motion in people with osteoarthritis. The happy ending associated in an erotic massage releases feel-good hormones which help to reduce the intensity of pains and aches.

Eases insomnia

If you’ve ever found yourself drifting off during a massage or even while a hairdresser is massaging your head with shampoo at the sink, you won’t need much convincing that a massage can help with sleep problems. According to Health Magazine, numerous studies have investigated this link and found that massage affects delta waves, which are brain waves that are connected to deep sleep. Plus, have you ever noticed how relaxed, refreshed and sleepy you feel after a good orgasm? This is because of the sudden boost in oxytocin and prolactin – hormones that leave you feeling calm and relaxed, which just so happens to be two of the best states for falling asleep in. A happy ending massage can give you a very intense orgasm that blasts your insomnia out of the water.

Boosts immunity

Many studies have linked massage to improving the immune system. A 2010 study found massage actually increased levels of white blood cells in the body. The stress hormone cortisol is said to reduce levels of white blood cells and as massage reduces stress, it makes sense that the therapy can boost the immune system’s function. A happy ending massage is even more pleasurable than your ordinary massage, so you can expect to feel even freer from the clutches of stress. When you orgasm, your body naturally releases hormones that work to improve mood and reduce stress, which in turn, reduces the levels of the white blood cell attacking cortisol.

Helps with PMS

Ladies, rejoice! Several small studies have found massage reduces particular symptoms of PMS, including bloating, cramps and mood swings. It’s also well-known that orgasms can reduce these symptoms, particularly cramps.

Raises alertness

A 1996 Touch Research Institute (TRI) study gave participants a 15 minute massage and found that they become more alert and completed a set of maths questions more quickly and accurately. Orgasms stimulate brain activity by getting your heart racing and blood flowing, which sends a sudden surge of nutrients to your brain. Orgasms have also been linked to improving concentration. When you focus on a singular goal, you can improve your concentration and attention span.

Reduces headaches and migraines

Massage can ease the pain of headaches and migraines. According to WebMD and TRI, regular sessions can reduce the number of migraines suffered and limit the pain intensity. A 2009 study found massage reduced pain for people with tension headaches and lowered the associated stress. There is also evidence to suggest orgasms also play a role due to the release of endorphins and oxytocin.

Brightens skin and complexion

Believe it or not, some strokes and prods in the right places can even make you more beautiful. In 2011, Lady Gaga told Elle Magazine that she kept her skin flawless by having orgasms and dermatologists have backed this up. When you orgasm, you increase blood flow to the skin, open up blood vessels and get that flushed glow. But it’s not just that. During the lead-up to an orgasm, your body releases DHEA, a steroid hormone, and human growth hormone which work to keep the skin supple and elastic. When combined with a massage, which boosts blood circulation, improves lymphatic drainage of toxins from cells and brightens up a dull skin complexion and limp hair, you really can get flawless skin.

Helps people undergoing treatment for serious illnesses e.g. cancer

Because of the many above-mentioned benefits, massage can be especially helpful for people who have and are undergoing treatment for serious conditions such as cancer. Studies have found massage can relieve fatigue, pain, stress, anxiety, insomnia, depression and nausea in cancer patients.

Make you more confident

Because of all the endorphins and hormones released, stimulated brain activity and glowing skin, you’re left feeling content and confident. People who are sexually satisfied usually feel better about themselves in the long-run.

There you go – 10 reasons why a happy ending massage is something everyone needs to try at least once in their lifetimes. Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it! If you’d like to take the plunge, we offer a range of erotic Asian massages with happy ending from £120 incall and £150 outcall. Don’t wait, your dream happy ending massage in London is only a call away! 07818115239 Visit for more details.

3 reasons why getting a Happy Ending massage can mend your broken heart


If there’s one thing we all have in common, it’s that we’ve all been through a break-up. We all know what it feels like to live with a broken heart- if you can class it as ‘living’, that is. They’re painful in every sense of the word, and are all consuming like a terminal illness with no end in sight. It’s true what they say: time is the biggest healer, but how are we meant to cope in the meantime? How can we speed up the process and minimise the damage as much as possible? Obviously, the internet has the answer; or several, for that matter. There are plenty of useful actions, techniques and activities out there that could help to piece together your shattered soul little by little. Exercising, Yoga, keeping a diary, filling your house with flowers, wearing bright clothes, taking up a hobby; the list is endless. However, not everyone possesses that ‘get up and go’ attitude. Not everyone has their head above water. So, the real question is: how do you get over a broken heart with doing next to nothing? Believe it or not, we may have a solution; as unconventional as it may be.

Get a Happy Ending massage; and get one as soon as possible. This may seem a little out-there, but here me out. There is logic behind the madness. Happy Ending massage is fenced by a sea of negative stigmas; but the reality is far from that. Happy Ending massage isn’t sleazy or illegal, it is an ancient ritual designed for holistic well-being. Happy Ending massage is healing in more ways than one, and it could be thread you’ve been looking for to sew up your wounded ego. Don’t believe us? Well, here are 5 reasons why Happy Ending massage could help to resuscitate your lifeless heart:

Happy ending massage teaches mindfulness

Lost already? Don’t worry; you’re not the only person who’s never stumbled across this phrase before. Essentially, mindfulness is the awareness of one’s self and one’s thoughts, and how these can impact our emotions. Professor Mark Williams, Oxford Mindfulness Centre’s former director said that mindfulness is knowing exactly what is going on inside of ourselves. He said:

“It’s easy to stop noticing the world around us and it’s easy to lose touch with the way our bodies are feeling. We end up living in our own heads and get caught up with our thoughts, without realising how much they drive or behaviour and emptions.”

To summarise, mindfulness is the ability to have power over your emotions. It is a way of controlling negative thoughts and not allowing them to control our lives. Happy Ending massages teach mindfulness, because they force people to open up their souls- revealing both positive and negative chakras (energies). Happy ending masseuses teach their client’s how to control their breathing, and show them how to become aware. Being fully aware of one’s emotions makes managing those feeling’s easier- thus allowing us to banish negative ones. If you’re going through a break up, achieving mindfulness might just be what you need to ‘let go’ of your relationship, and to begin the next chapter of your life. After all, you’ll never move on if you’re holding onto the past.

Happy ending lingam massage is unbelievably relaxing

Truly switching off and relaxing is almost impossible during times of turmoil. Mental pain is relentless and unforgiving, and infects the mind like a parasite. To be honest, finding the time to relax during normal day-to-day life is hard enough, so how are we expected to do so when emotions are running twice as high? One of the main selling features of a Happy Ending massage is its unparalleled way of relaxing participants. Happy Ending masseuses combine expert technique and special breathing techniques to descend subjects into euphoric states of relaxation. Unlike mindfulness, relaxation has the opposite destination. It does not make you aware of your conscious feelings; rather, it accessing the unconscious.  The unconscious is an area of the mind that represses harmful memories and emotions. Although these are not consciously recognised, they are there- and they do impact our emotions. Relaxation unearths unconscious emotions and exterminates the weed at the root. Relaxation allows people to tackle and overcome their biggest fears; but without realising it! Perhaps your breakup isn’t the only problem bogging you down. Perhaps it goes a little deeper than that. Get a Happy Ending massage and find out what stopping you from moving forward.


They will boost your confidence

Feeling like crap after a break-up is natural. No matter how amicable your split may have been, it’s always a knock to the ego- period. Overcoming a broken heart is like a journey of self-discovery, one that relies on re-discovering a sense of confidence. No, before you start- we do not mean the confidence to hit on women in a bar. We mean the confidence of self-worth. Although Happy Ending massages are stereotypically sleazy, they’re actually great for a confidence boost. Happy Ending masseuses don’t just dive in to the dirty right away- they teach their clients how to love their bodies and themselves as a whole. Every touch, every stoke and every caress is intimate and loving and gives people the chance to feel happy once again. Unbeknown to most, experiencing an orgasm is imperative for our health, both mentally and physically. Yes, Happy Ending massages are sexual in nature, but why is that a bad thing? Experiencing pleasure encourages the release of hormones in the body, such as Serotonin and Oxytocin which naturally make us feel happier. Orgasms strengthen the immune system, those making us less susceptible illness, and making us feel more energetic. Happy Ending massages are a modern day medicine for the mind- body and soul- so why not give it a try and see if it works for you?

Ultimately, you’re going to overcome your heart break in a way that you know best. However, don’t beat yourself up- and don’t dwell on the past. Treat yourself to a Happy Ending massage, even if it is just to ‘let your hair down’. It might be just what you need to kick-start your post-break-up recovery.

So, if you think getting a Happy Ending lingam massage in London by an expert is just what you need, then call us on 07818115239 and visit

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